this post was submitted on
1,212 points (62% like it)
2,962 up votes 1,750 down votes

funny

subscribe2,375,017 readers

18,998 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 30 comments

[–]ZergKnight 44 points45 points ago

I wish her moon would crash into my clock tower.

[–]Alpharmonic 10 points11 points ago

If ya know what I mean

[–]Alpharmonic 24 points25 points ago

If not, well, ZergKnight is making a sexually explicit reference to the character by making an allusion to the plot. The character pictured's rectum would act as "the moon" and the protagonist(link)'s penis would act as the clock tower, an allusion in the manner that in the game the moon would crash into the clock tower in a way that is almost kind of remotely similar to anal intercourse.

[–]Running4coffee 3 points4 points ago

Thank god for that! Cuz I had no idea. Thank you Alparmonic, Thank you.

[–]Zen1 0 points1 point ago

You forgot about it taking three days, and about being able to turn back time so you can witness it all over again!

[–]Lives2Lurk 15 points16 points ago

Alright, I have to ask.

How'd you get behind the counter?

[–]ClockworkHatter 0 points1 point ago

Moonjump.

[–]I_R_Teh_Taco 4 points5 points ago

Start as zora, switch to goron. Save massive amounts of money. 30 rupees for goron. I think 5 for zora. Although the 5 rupee price might be deku scrub. I forget.

[–]Msingh999 3 points4 points ago

No I think you're right, the Zora had the cheapest.

[–]I_R_Teh_Taco 0 points1 point ago

Alright. thanks for confirming.

[–]AuRinBei 1 point2 points ago

She wants that Zora dick.

[–]Chrisuan 1 point2 points ago

I think the prize is different, i only got the heart piece when i started it as goron for 30 rupees...

[–]I_R_Teh_Taco 0 points1 point ago

Really? I never got that...

[–]Chrisuan 1 point2 points ago

I think so, last time i played i only got stupid stuff until i played for 30 rupees, then i got the heart piece the first time.

[–]AuRinBei 1 point2 points ago

Is the dialog different when you do that?

[–]FEMANON_HERE 1 point2 points ago

I thought the punch line would be: This isn't where I parked my car.

[–]moonlightsun 2 points3 points ago

Now I want to play that game.

[–]SilentOneEye 3 points4 points ago

on my 3DS

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 1 point2 points ago

Awful title.

[–]charle2kx 2 points3 points ago

wait.... this isn't my massk.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]charle2kx 0 points1 point ago

... no the difference is the mask-ass hybrid massk.

[–]Stalhound -1 points0 points ago

DAT MASSK

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER 0 points1 point ago

i don't see her saying no

[–]The_Mighty_Spork 2 points3 points ago

Seems like a great way to get pinkeye...

[–]WildN0X 0 points1 point ago

This isn't where I parked my car

[–]ranillabean 1 point2 points ago

Labia majoras mask

[–]Jowgenz 0 points1 point ago

So in reality, Link's mind gets sent to the inner-moon world whilst his body is actually..

[–]NZFx 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, she has legs!

[–]Jobo50 0 points1 point ago

Dat mASSk!

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Aristotle_Quotes 4 points5 points ago

"There is no need to announce whether or not one laughs at a post on the Internet."

--Aristotle