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At least we save money (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Tantaur 9 points10 points ago

Vodka's good, Rum is better. But beer is always my Go-getter!

That will do.

[–]MelancholySpork12 1 point2 points ago

I find it difficult to get drunk on beer.

[–]ThroatySteak 0 points1 point ago

Yeah because you have to slam them in a small time frame, otherwise your body will start to get it out of your system. It has way less alcohol

[–]scott_halls_beer 8 points9 points ago

i like the drugs that will cure a headache, not cause one

[–]neubs 3 points4 points ago

I have a job with random drug tests :(

[–]WASDx 2 points3 points ago

Which drugs do you test?

[–]neubs 1 point2 points ago

weed at least

[–]ThroatySteak 0 points1 point ago

I have a job MADE for people who do drugs

[–]ScarjakaI'm the best 5 points6 points ago

But I don't drink alcohol. :l

[–]Roddy0608 7 points8 points ago

We save even more money.

[–]FreaksNGeeks 4 points5 points ago

Ah, yes, life's hardmode.

[–]bleyva 5 points6 points ago

Just the thought of sipping vodka makes me gag. The taste is unbearable.

[–]dhoops11 0 points1 point ago

I fear you're badly missing the point of vodka.

[–]bleyva 0 points1 point ago

There are plenty of whiskeys and beers that can get you to that same feel without the taste of battery acid in your mouth.

[–]SlickRoach 3 points4 points ago

I'm a straightedge when it comes to drugs and alcohol so I can't even wash down my depression with liquor...

[–]Bukklao 2 points3 points ago

same here....but then again music is my drug of choice, id probably go insane without it.

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[–]SlickRoach 2 points3 points ago

I'm actually trying to relearn piano to occupy my time. I figure it's more productive than mindlessly playing MMOs and fapping for a good portion of the day.

[–]MelancholySpork12 1 point2 points ago

Have a jack and coke. Or a Mike's Hard. You don't have to drink straight vodka to enjoy alcohol.

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[–]ThroatySteak 4 points5 points ago

I drink on maybe 3 different occasions a year, and I usually just get blackout drunk. Then I hate myself for succumbing to such tomfoolery and vow to never drink again. I would much much rather smoke pot.

[–]RayLomas 6 points7 points ago

No.

[–]Slayer500x 1 point2 points ago

I hardly drink and I've never been or gotten drunk

[–]AngryLittleEndian 1 point2 points ago

Nope, have drunk before but I never got into it. Everyone thinks that's pretty bizarre and compels them to say so.

[–]klanders885 3 points4 points ago

Yet another repost.

[–]soundout99 1 point2 points ago

4Loco man, 2 of em its lights out haha

[–]Slayer500x 0 points1 point ago

Not the good Vodka

[–]whalehead 0 points1 point ago

This really touched home...

[–]marma182 0 points1 point ago

thats some kind of grim. Why aren't there atleast FA meet ups so noone has to drink alone. :(

[–]peanutmanak47 0 points1 point ago

This was just posted here not less than a week ago....

[–]FreaksNGeeks 0 points1 point ago

I don't drink, life's Hardmode..

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