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[–]harryDOTkid 7 points8 points ago

as a scot, i really think the word jobbie should be rethought...

[–]HeatheryLeathery 1 point2 points ago

Well someone's got to clean up those public bathrooms.

[–]burglarysheepspeak 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this, although I prefer "Jobby" to "Jobbie"...

[–]TruthBullet 8 points9 points ago

If they kick your lazy ass of the couch and stop paying for you - would that help?

[–]nrokreffefp 6 points7 points ago

Time to repost stupid images on Reddit, but no job. I bet if your parents booted your stupid ass out that you'd find work real fast to feed yourself and get internet access.

[–]Ryuho 2 points3 points ago

Someone, please post that GIF I'm thinking of.

[–]JackCraic 5 points6 points ago

[–]ZergKnight 2 points3 points ago

[–]GramNapkin 2 points3 points ago

Haha... but seriously, go get a job.

You can get a great job if you just dress well and hit the pavement everyday. Be charismatic, and a job is easy.

OR, you can take my route, which is work fast food, hate yourself, suck dick at talking to employers, and then just get a job in a different country instead.

[–]buyingaspaceship 1 point2 points ago

Ah i feel your pain i recently got a job in the beginning of august i was so relived that i finally got it cause my parents where driving me crazy as well.

[–]scamlikenewton 0 points1 point ago

Get the right screen cap.

[–]apextek 1 point2 points ago

fine then don't get a job, but you better support yourself. since you dont have a job tree, better get out there and whore your self or start selling drugs.

[–]jhansen858 0 points1 point ago

They would probably be happy with you just getting the fuck out of the house for a few hours a day.

[–]solomon081 0 points1 point ago

GIF is better

[–]DemonDucklings 1 point2 points ago

As a cashier in an understaffed walmart, I'm beginning to think you people are just picky...

[–]GramNapkin 1 point2 points ago

they really are.

A lot of these kiddos have undergrad degrees and won't work minimum wage anywhere, but also don't have the good networking skills to land a job. I know I didn't.

[–]DemonDucklings 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. A job's a job. It doesn't really matter to me until it's time to start a career, which isn't until after college. Until then, at least I can pick up some cash and experience at a job that hires anyone!

[–]secondthought 0 points1 point ago

My mom wants to put my dad in jail for not having a job.

[–]sheajare 0 points1 point ago

Most people who don't have a job for several months is because they are too lazy to put forth a serious effort. Just sayin

[–]shinderp 0 points1 point ago

ILU Charlie Day

[–]4chanThinksImWeird 0 points1 point ago

[–]down_vote_city__ -2 points-1 points ago

Where do you live, bro?

Unemployment here is like 3%.

[–]pnilz 1 point2 points ago

I remember that feel, 2008 we had 2-3% unemployment, it's nearing 10% now. Some of my friends still have jobs but many got laid off. I dont even work in my own country anymore.

[–]down_vote_city__ -1 points0 points ago

Where the hell do you live? I live in Iowa and it's been at a stable 2 - 3% all through the recession years.

[–]pnilz 0 points1 point ago

Sweden.

[–]down_vote_city__ 0 points1 point ago

What? I figured Sweden was a stable country through all this economic turmoil.

Why is unemployment so high there?

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 0 points1 point ago

I believe he/she must be working from localized anecdotal data. According to this page, in recent terms it's been wandering between 6% and 9% for the last ten years or so.

[–]pnilz 0 points1 point ago

I have no clue, swedish employers seem to have no interest in employing anyone. In 3 days I landed a work in Norway and have been working there for 3 years now. Even getting a job at mcdonalds is a feat in this time.

[–]mike808hawaii 0 points1 point ago

Would you rather have a job or upvotes?

[–]mike5799 0 points1 point ago

Getting upvotes isn't a job?

[–]mike808hawaii 0 points1 point ago

not when you're from down vote city