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[–]Tyranus118 180 points181 points ago

highlight ctrl+ c crtl + v. done

[–]IAmTheParanoia 11 points12 points ago

Came to say this, You get my upvote for not being incompetent. Good on you Tyranus118, Good on you.

[–]nspinner 2 points3 points ago

You can also highlight things by holding shift + direction and also you can hold ctr+shift+direction to highlight "words" at a time. Then there is also home and end in combination with shift to highlight entire lines quickly. Also, double clicking a word highlights the word and triple clicking highlights entire lines. This mechanism would be harder for me to use than what is already available to me.

[–]felix_dro 0 points1 point ago

Jesus God this changes everything!

[–]dhruvfire 3 points4 points ago

Or if you run linux, highlight, middleclick, done.

[–]hahainternet 1 point2 points ago

Yup, the poor Windows users have no clue.

[–]BrianAnim 2 points3 points ago

Yeap ctrl C / V ftw

[–]OmniaII -2 points-1 points ago

or cmd+c+v+x

[–]esquilax 14 points15 points ago

Don't forget Z. They're all in a row. The four horsemen of the Edit menu.

[–]aqueous-transmission 3 points4 points ago

And also there is ctrl + Y for when you hit Z one too many times!

[–]sapopeonarope 7 points8 points ago

Speaking of unfucking up with keyboard shortcuts, Shift + Tab will tab backwards!

[–]Akitcougar 1 point2 points ago

TIL. Thanks.

[–]mustardgreens 2 points3 points ago

Or Shift_Space to scroll up the page!

[–]vede 1 point2 points ago

Or ctrl+shift+z for non-barbarians.

What kind of hand can do ctrl+y comfortably?

[–]myballsgotmilk 2 points3 points ago

Ummm... your right hand maybe?

[–]phishf00d 1 point2 points ago

My hands.

[–]Sularis 29 points30 points ago

NO.

[–]phishf00d 1 point2 points ago

And while we are at it, lets not forget you can drag rather than cutting in most apps. If you feel like using the mouse.

[–]crucifier 0 points1 point ago

highlight ctrl+ c crtl + v. done

[–]ajehals 2 points3 points ago

Select what you want to copy, then middle mouse click to paste. Easy.

[–]Piisthree 0 points1 point ago

Also, I think shift+del is usually cut. And shift+insert is paste. Not sure is there's a copy like that. The More You Know

[–]ENKC 6 points7 points ago

Ctrl-X is cut.

[–]r121 1 point2 points ago

Ctrl+Insert = copy

[–]beefviper 1 point2 points ago

Shift+Insert = paste

[–]r121 0 points1 point ago

I know, that was in the comment I replied to.

[–]sexyjafar 0 points1 point ago

Highlight, right click, copy, right click, paste. Don't even have to take your hand off the mouse.

[–]Ryusko 30 points31 points ago

So I get to move my hand all the way to the side of my keyboard, rather than using simple key commands that are already where my fingers are? Sounds great!

[–]hugemuffin -3 points-2 points ago

the microsoft ergonomic keyboard (NEK4000) has a zoom slider in the middle of the keyboard. I need to figure out how to remap that slider.

[–]smug_rum_smuggler 52 points53 points ago

Why is this in /r/funny?

[–]TumbleDryLow 13 points14 points ago

I found this inexplicably erotic, which is a bit funny, so I couldn't bring myself to downvote.

[–]Vinc3ntPh4m 11 points12 points ago

No ones hand is in that position over a keyboard. Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V work just fine.

[–]DeadAlready 0 points1 point ago

I would use my left pinky.

[–]Easythaiger 4 points5 points ago

Sun micro-systems keyboards have copy/paste buttons.

[–]sagewah 15 points16 points ago

How does this shit keep getting reposted? Surely seeing it thoroughly lauded as a fucking stupid idea the first time would put people off posting it a second or third or fourth or fifth time?

[–]siscim23 20 points21 points ago

How, you ask? By using the Copy/Paste lever, of course!

[–]kid_zopilote 2 points3 points ago

I don't think lauded means what you think it means...

[–]Orinthopter 3 points4 points ago

lauded Verb:
Praise highly, esp. in a public context.

[–]I_Am_Canadian_Sorry 2 points3 points ago

[–]SpaissOwl 2 points3 points ago

I think it's more humorous how many people scrambled to comments to say "No no! There's already a hot key for that! Let me show you. Oh wait, someone already posted it."

[–]PenisButt1326 3 points4 points ago

mmm...just tease it a little bit before you flick it.

[–]msweigart 4 points5 points ago

Alt F4 works so much faster.

[–]AsAGentleman 3 points4 points ago

Think of how much faster we could repost!

[–]operath0r 1 point2 points ago

As a Linux user I disagree.

[–]binaryecho 8 points9 points ago

as a linux user, you would.

[–]operath0r 5 points6 points ago

I copy with marking the text with my mouse and paste with middle click, no need for extra buttons.

[–]KneadSomeBread 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. I switched over from Windows 7 only recently. I've been trying to figure out why middle clicking would sometimes paste a bit of text. This is excellent.

[–]binaryecho -2 points-1 points ago

we know. believe me.

[–]operath0r 1 point2 points ago

and still you see the need for that thing?

[–]binaryecho 0 points1 point ago

i get it. i really do.

[–]dave_casa -1 points0 points ago

I use linux for a lot of my work, but I'm not a "linux user". As operath0r has demonstrated, there's a big difference.

[–]illuminerdi 2 points3 points ago

Yes, because using TWO fingers to copy and paste instead of one finger is just plain barbaric!

Let's oversolve the problem by putting a KNOB onto our computer that sticks out from the rest of the profile of the device, thus ensuring that it will very easily get caught on things, and quickly break off.

[–]plastiqmanb -1 points0 points ago

I turned my logitech revolution thumb wheel for that purpose. Copy, paste, enter.

[–]IWantAnE55AMG 0 points1 point ago

I miss my mx revolution. My new performance mx is nice but I miss the auto free scrolling.

[–]sushenji 0 points1 point ago

Or right click same shit

[–]intensely_human 1 point2 points ago

I prefer to use the Edit menu. It's faster.

[–]mcraamu 0 points1 point ago

This GIF is mesmerizing.

[–]blueboybob 0 points1 point ago

multi button mouse plus key mapping is better.

[–]wanderer11 0 points1 point ago

Get a keyboard with macro keys if ctrl+c and ctrl+v is too much work.

[–]Angry_Grammarian 0 points1 point ago

I just highlight the text and then press the middle mouse-key to paste. Does windows not have that?

[–]shomat 0 points1 point ago

y$ p done

[–]seventeenletters 0 points1 point ago

copy from cursor to end of line, move forward one letter, then paste what you just copied?

[–]rapax 0 points1 point ago

'select - middle click' works fine for me, thanks.

[–]MrIslander 1 point2 points ago

CTRL + C, then CTRL + V just that hard for you to do?

[–]Legosheep 0 points1 point ago

My fingers rest on WASD for obvious reasons. If I ever need to copy something I can just slide them down a bit, my pinky holds control while my index finger is poking C and V (Sometimes X when I'm feeling naughty). This is scuba gear for a fish.

[–]SuperSmurfen 0 points1 point ago

Razer make it happen!

[–]Cabbage_Vendor 0 points1 point ago

What all keyboards really need is a simple big red button that instantly opens up task management for when you fuck up. That way when someone who doesn't know shit about computers has his/her computer frozen, they don't start panicking and call someone who does know. Press red button=> shut off all programs(the process tab should be locked though, don't want them closing things in that).

[–]c0ur4ge 0 points1 point ago

CTRL+SHIFT+ESC for Windows.

[–]Cabbage_Vendor 0 points1 point ago

I know there's a shortcut for it, so does copy&paste(OP's image). If you tell someone the big red button is for when your pc completely freezes, they're much more likely to remember it than a keycombination.

[–]c0ur4ge 0 points1 point ago

Or they'll press it every time their IE 6 or 7 crashes.

[–]ndchristie 1 point2 points ago

as someone who works with a computer and uses ctrl+c and ctrl+v rather constantly, but also +a, +s, +x, +d, +f, etc., and the +shift+/+alt+ variations), there's no way you'd ever get me to leave home row (and thus 99% of what I do) to perform two functions which are already remarkably simple with the existing setup.

in fact, the only thing I wish I could do is trade the function key (which is on the right (aka the wrong) side of the keyboard) with the windows key (which is more or less superfluous now that we have pinned taskbar items).

[–]IfishIII 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this.

[–]Pookas 0 points1 point ago

It is what we all need, it's not funny though.

[–]Grassman_of_Gotham 0 points1 point ago

I feel this is enabling laziness...

[–]c0ur4ge 0 points1 point ago

Says the person who's comment about laziness was just effortlessly broadcast to a large portion of the world with the click of a button.

[–]Grassman_of_Gotham 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I bothered to type it out. And the 'broadcast to a large portion of the world' does not say anything about laziness, just about mobility and the distance of communication.

My god, are you one of those Baby Boomers? Did you have to go uphill? In the snow? Both ways?

[–]c0ur4ge 0 points1 point ago

Nah, brother. Just meant to point out that a lot of the advancements in technology/internet have already made us considerably lazier (or efficient, depending on your viewpoint) than generations past.

[–]mang3lo 0 points1 point ago

no, what keyboards REALLY need is a button to automatically fill in the text input field w/ a ".com" like on my android phone(s). That... is.... awesome....

[–]dackkorto1 0 points1 point ago

Could also get a programmable mouse (gaming), and just bind ctrl+c and ctrl+v to a button.

[–]konblivion 0 points1 point ago

WHY ARN'T MY DOWNVOTES MAKING IT GO AWAY.

[–]dartanyn 0 points1 point ago

[–]ogotrice -1 points0 points ago

Wrong. This + "reddit" key

[–]Ron_Mahogany -3 points-2 points ago

Think how proficient we'd all become at flicking all the clitorises!