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[–]i_like_salad 44 points45 points ago

Usually when you reverse something, the meaning is the opposite.

Unless its ))<>((

[–]Farisr9k 22 points23 points ago

Back and forth.

Forever

[–]Gareth321 11 points12 points ago

))<∞>((

[–]zmansman17 0 points1 point ago

]]-.-[[

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 13 points14 points ago

[–]fourvalleys 14 points15 points ago

Probably the best-known, and still my favorite.

Disgusted

Delighted

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 4 points5 points ago

Yep, that was miles better than mine.

[–]fourvalleys 0 points1 point ago

But I'm sure mine has been posted far more times than yours... I'd never seen that one reversed, so thanks!

[–]im_a_zombie 8 points9 points ago

If this happened to me while walking to the bathroom I would just say fuck it and go shit in its litter box

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 0 points1 point ago

it's a more likely scenario really

[–]SkyrimForTheDragons 1 point2 points ago

With inviting blue eyes and all.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

So sensual.

[–]1stLtObvious 0 points1 point ago

"Take off your pants. Now sit on the toilet. That's right, poop for me. I love the way it buries itself."

[–]SupermanV2 39 points40 points ago

I know that look. That's the look of shame.

[–]quazimoto69 30 points31 points ago

As someone who's been on both sides of that door, you're absolutely right.

[–]NotaMethAddict 17 points18 points ago

As someone who is a door, you're both absolutely right.

[–]SupermanV2 13 points14 points ago

I always wondered what you were, since we know you aren't a meth addict.

[–]The_Magnificent 2 points3 points ago

300k karma in almost 3 months... I'm gonna say he's a Reddit addict.

[–]DrunkenRedditing 3 points4 points ago

I guess you could you say they're...

Trapped in Reddit!

Spewing things on popular threads that they think will gain them extreme amounts of comment karma.

[–]FreakLawyer 1 point2 points ago

Or what we commonly refer to as a "reddict".

[–]ANAL_QUEEN -2 points-1 points ago

How about just a dick.

[–]SkyrimForTheDragons 0 points1 point ago

I know I'll get to 300karma in three months.

[–]Snikz18 0 points1 point ago

Well 280k of that karma is from people talking about his name...

[–]Farisr9k 0 points1 point ago

He is everything but, clearly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The Alpha and the Omega!

[–]SkyrimForTheDragons 0 points1 point ago

You bring the meth-addict-questioning-comments upon yourself.

[–]Who_Sharted 0 points1 point ago

As someone who is right, I'd say you are a door

[–]subtly_irrelevant 1 point2 points ago

If you were the cat... then who was camera? suspensful orchestra

[–]FreshCrown 2 points3 points ago

Oh, Fap Cat--how I know thy pain.

[–]A_Namekian_Guru 0 points1 point ago

Cone of Shame?

[–]rook2pawn 4 points5 points ago

what is this video finding sorcery of yours?

[–]Godlovingatheist 5 points6 points ago

Hey! I'm using the litter box! At least knock...

[–]teh_tg 0 points1 point ago

I praise my cats after proper litter box use. Every time.

When they use the floor, not so much. And that probably won't happen again, based on what happened to one cat afterwards. He's OK, but won't shit on my floor ever again.

[–]Godlovingatheist 0 points1 point ago

Intriguing… what did happen to said cat?

[–]ialsolovebees 6 points7 points ago

Oh hey... 11k+ upvotes... under 40 comments... and it's a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost?

Yeah, I'm definitely on the reddit frontpage again.

[–]AgonistAgent 1 point2 points ago

Those eyes.

[–]Jsouth9001 2 points3 points ago

Fapcat.

[–]mannekes 1 point2 points ago

Can't help but think about the opening sample of thriller when I see this.

[–]lololiver 1 point2 points ago

Got excited because I thought this was a Gary Busey AMA. I should probably go to bed.

[–]TomScotland 2 points3 points ago

When cats learn how to use doors... you are no longer safe in your homes.

[–]chalklady0 1 point2 points ago

One of ours learned to turn the handle on our bed room door. Bye bye privacy.

[–]legolasv 1 point2 points ago

[–]TuppyHole 2 points3 points ago

le

[–]chalklady0 0 points1 point ago

OOHHH, WHEEEE!!!!

[–]chalklady0 0 points1 point ago

You made giggle tears! Thanks.

[–]420wasabisnappin 1 point2 points ago

Did you just link to Photobucket..? What's wrong with you man?!

[–]jlking3 2 points3 points ago

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who photographed cats where they stuck it.
He never got fame
And what was to blame?
He only would use Photobucket.

[–]duke-ette006 0 points1 point ago

Aww overload!

[–]MomsNipples 2 points3 points ago

fap fap fap

[–]Farisr9k 8 points9 points ago

cat cat cat

[–]ElectricHobo 0 points1 point ago

Nyan nyan nyan?

[–]cattreeinyoursoul 0 points1 point ago

None of your damn business what I'm doing in here!

[–]Montros 0 points1 point ago

Cat probably doesn't know it's no-fap September.

[–]tehcezar 3 points4 points ago

lol too late

[–]AmericanCobra 0 points1 point ago

Perfect response.

[–]securitytheatre 0 points1 point ago

It knows, it just does not give a single crapping fuck.

[–]d_shep23 1 point2 points ago

mother of god, they're evolving

[–]Dollarama 1 point2 points ago

I wouldnt be too happy if somebody was video taping me in the washroom. Good on you for closing the door

[–]mememellie 0 points1 point ago

Can't a cat shit in peace? Gosh.

[–]BatCountry9 0 points1 point ago

I think it's pretty clear at this point what's going to happen.....Felines are going to take over the earth and we're helpless to stop it. Basically, when a species learns how to use toilets and doors, the rest is easy. In short, we're fucked.

[–]TrustyJakko 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit. I literally said "This had better not be a f%king cat." just as I clicked on it. I was spot on.

[–]Rubix89 1 point2 points ago

I love that pause at the end. Just enough time to think, "What the hell just happened?"

[–]amhildreth 0 points1 point ago

now THAT'S a cat that appreciates their privacy. Yours? Not so much..

[–]fubar28 0 points1 point ago

that cat is up to no good I tell ya.

[–]Radzell 0 points1 point ago

Get out meow business

[–]arktoga 0 points1 point ago

holy shit, id be pissed off if my cat denied me access to my bathroom :x

[–]KillAllTheZombies 0 points1 point ago

This cat is more respectul than my last roomate.

I wish that guy closed the door when he showered or shat...

[–]UnrelatedRacistJoke -1 points0 points ago

What do you call a bunch of stoned Mexicans? Baked Beans.

[–]Nerd_Swag -1 points0 points ago

That was a pretty unrelated racist joke. And no, you're not getting karma for racism.

[–]mistermog 0 points1 point ago

Gifs are loading slowly for me. There were a few solid seconds of pants-shitting nope when those glowing eyes came around the corner.

[–]saumuribiz 1 point2 points ago

this is killing me

[–]Snievan12 0 points1 point ago

Now if only the Rayman Rabbids learned how to close the bathroom door.

[–]Rixnor 1 point2 points ago

Go away, baitin'

[–]JohnMischief 0 points1 point ago

[–]Chaoslab 0 points1 point ago

Fap cat needs privacy?

[–]JDCarpenter91 0 points1 point ago

[–]fpoesc 0 points1 point ago

A cat that is able to close doors on its own? Where can I buy this sorcery?

[–]Fredicite 0 points1 point ago

For some reason made me think about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OZnQ4aTwc

[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

Go away, Batin!

[–]amawg9 -1 points0 points ago

Clever girl.

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

Clever girl

boop.

[–]memo83 -3 points-2 points ago

"Go away, I'm pussy" FTFY

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

Busy=Bizy Pussy=Pussy Since the pronunciations are nothing alike, your joke is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]memo83 1 point2 points ago

Okay, I accept your judgment; I thought it would be funny because, you know, it's a pussy cat.

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

It's ok. in other situations, such as a cat being in the background of a GW pic, it would have been funny if you said something like, "That's a nice pussy you got there."

[–]halfhartedgrammarguy 0 points1 point ago

Reddit+obscure title+ animated gif= cat. Was not dissapointed

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -4 points-3 points ago

daaaaaame if the cat make the close u dno how the open loool wannt to be :P

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

What the fuck did I just read?

[–]Nerd_Swag 1 point2 points ago

Please learn how to spell, use capitalization, and use punctuation before you post on Reddit again. 2nd grade grammar skills are important.

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -2 points-1 points ago

hmm sry ?? mby u know am make learn english in the reddit ? u think just go reddit jke ? u think joke this? i am see other english very good i become wish 4 good english same u but i try man...if u know website can help me english pls say...i go to google i make the search for english but it give baby thing...a b c....need bigger

[–]Nerd_Swag 1 point2 points ago

I really hope you're kidding. Or someone who doesn't speak English. If it's the latter, then why did you use text speak while you were talking?

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -2 points-1 points ago

pleas if you no have say good dont say ok

[–]KayChasm -4 points-3 points ago

Am i the only one who heard the door close in my head?

[–]goodguynextdoor 2 points3 points ago

Yes, you are special.

[–]TotFacienda -5 points-4 points ago

I love how you close the door with your foot off camera but it looks like the cat is pulling the door shut.

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

I love how you ruined a joke and immediately called bullshit with no absolute proof.