It looks rather friendly

trspanache · 2012-09-02T05:05:30+00:00

When you get bit, sympathy I have none

fuckgrammarnazis · 2012-09-02T05:02:13+00:00

why the fuck would you hold that!

Scout776 · 2012-09-02T05:00:45+00:00

Eat it, I dare you

TacticalGlueStick · 2012-09-02T11:17:03+00:00

Looks like a Red Back... What The Fuck Are You Doing?!

Oh_Tricky_Dick · 2012-09-02T09:14:33+00:00

Not sure why you guys are freaking out about OP holding a dead spider. Black widows are wicked fast when attacked and you would have to be a zen master to grab one without crushing it like that.

LunchBawcks · 2012-09-02T08:45:14+00:00

how in the fuck...?

accidentpronehiker · 2012-09-02T08:19:06+00:00

You. Are. Retarded.

Samuriguy · 2012-09-02T14:04:37+00:00

you should have submitted this to /r/Aww

kccricket · 2012-09-02T14:37:49+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
NOPE NOPE NOPE D:	221^coms	527^pts	9^mos	WTF
Just found this. Some bastard painted her...	97^coms	72^pts	10^mos	pics
SHOCKING Arachnid abuse caught on camera. Sick internet abuse-ring Reddit upvotes to the stratosphere.	0^coms	10^pts	5^mos	KarmaConspiracy
Hard Core.	35^coms	72^pts	5^mos	pics

source: karmadecay

Trippytaco · 2012-09-02T10:03:56+00:00

ARE YOU CRAZY?? THAT THING IS FUCKING ADORABLE

anikas88 · 2012-09-02T07:09:21+00:00

spread its legs and suck the poison out, cure it from its own aids. It will become your best friend

Ninjas_kill_people · 2012-09-02T07:32:20+00:00

Alpha as fuck OP.

Duzzy_Funlop · 2012-09-02T05:05:37+00:00

That looks like it would let off a satisfying crunch if given a hardy squeeze.

slimey_yet_satisfyin · 2012-09-02T11:35:15+00:00

NEVER GO FULL RETARD

Takasheen · 2012-09-02T12:05:01+00:00

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Bbgun88 · 2012-09-02T05:13:47+00:00

Dumbass.

ananicole13 · 2012-09-02T06:38:46+00:00

that is one brave, brave soul. o.O

ArgonGryphon · 2012-09-02T10:37:23+00:00

I think they're beautiful. Would I go picking one up? Not really. But I still like finding these and admiring them for a bit.

Amuter · 2012-09-02T12:24:48+00:00

I don't get it, I've held a freaking adult tarantula in my hands and reddit nopes the shit out of the smallest spider... did you let that redback out? Spiders are bros that should be treated with respect!

BeeneMachine · 2012-09-02T10:43:30+00:00

You're flying awfully close to the sun, my friend...

yves_sanjiv · 2012-09-02T06:53:46+00:00

This one's as old as the hills.

emo_eater · 2012-09-02T11:22:41+00:00

It looks like a smaller Mordred. If you've read The Dark Tower series you'll know who I'm talking about.

ravecow · 2012-09-02T11:25:41+00:00

the worst think you could possibly do tight now is approa- oh well whatever you do dont pick i- FUCK

dablikepinkmilk · 2012-09-02T12:02:31+00:00

this is actually a red back spider

coydog33 · 2012-09-02T12:56:05+00:00

Im creeped out by the little glowing eyes.

Linkzor24 · 2012-09-02T13:19:47+00:00

I thought i was on /r/spiders...

Rhapsodize · 2012-09-02T13:21:18+00:00

Black Widows are known to kill, but kill in extremely rare cases. We're assuming OP is a normal healthy (borderline insane) adult. The BW won't kill him. Just make him really sick.

JayLeeCH · 2012-09-02T14:04:39+00:00

Good thing black widow spiders are hyped to be killer. Most of the time it's not fatal to adults, only to children and the old.

sez2452 · 2012-09-02T11:47:15+00:00

ive been bitten, it hurts for a bit but then gets really itchy

GunnerIke · 2012-09-02T10:28:35+00:00

Am I the only one to notice it's eyes have a certain "demon-glow" about them?

Sarlowit · 2012-09-02T09:34:14+00:00

You crazy bastard :0

SirScribe · 2012-09-02T10:14:16+00:00

You, sir, have some brass ones!

Lvl2PooShooter · 2012-09-02T10:59:33+00:00

Woooow...so i should crap on your hair?

gbsolo12 · 2012-09-02T11:12:31+00:00

entire body tingles

cassandra12100 · 2012-09-02T11:13:58+00:00

You are my hero.

llamaha · 2012-09-02T11:20:09+00:00

Something which nobody here seems to have thought about is that it may very well be dead already.

skrangle · 2012-09-02T11:28:04+00:00

No, no it doesnt!

crs45622 · 2012-09-02T11:34:23+00:00

put that down for fucks sake

Narhen · 2012-09-02T11:45:01+00:00

Looks very like the one from Spiderman 1.

zzxt · 2012-09-02T11:46:11+00:00

Have seen bigger.

maxeenpt · 2012-09-02T12:24:46+00:00

It looks like a plastic toy.

NeighborhoodStranger · 2012-09-02T12:30:10+00:00

Let it bite you, you'll get spider powers and save the world from an evil goblin.

LordLittlefinger · 2012-09-02T12:50:09+00:00

Dolan y u do dis

poopsackwilliams · 2012-09-02T12:56:41+00:00

Stop that.

avsb514 · 2012-09-02T13:00:02+00:00

Fuck. That. Shit.

madnessAndYou · 2012-09-02T13:05:31+00:00

I have seen this in some video game, this spider icon with that symbol on it. I just cant remember which one.

thejokerxx00 · 2012-09-02T13:20:45+00:00

it looks like its screaming

highchaos · 2012-09-02T13:28:38+00:00

If you look closely, you can see it smiling.

christov9 · 2012-09-02T13:31:08+00:00

ITT: OP trolls everyone with a plastic spider

StenFace · 2012-09-02T13:32:07+00:00

YOU PUT THAT SHIT DOWN RIGHT NOW.

Trentious · 2012-09-02T13:34:40+00:00

Its official - OP has grown a third testicle.

1upwastaken · 2012-09-02T13:34:47+00:00

soooo I thought this was an australian red back, but americans are talking about it and thus I am confused. So what is it?

MsMichelle · 2012-09-02T13:37:09+00:00

My fiance got bit by one, there not deadly unless you have a allergic reaction to them, he had bad muscle pains for over 6 months though and had to take special ointment, he got bit on his back right between his shoulder blades and his spine, the doctor says if you got bit anywhere else you probably wouldn't of been in this much pain.

EZHaunteR · 2012-09-02T13:37:16+00:00

Is...is that a black widow in your hand sir?

clacos · 2012-09-02T13:38:29+00:00

OH SWEET FUCKING SHIT FUCK! What are you doing?

ItsAnArt · 2012-09-02T13:38:32+00:00

It looks like two eyes caught the light, and now it looks like a little demon

Boogie_nights · 2012-09-02T13:42:59+00:00

Fuck that...

jameskond · 2012-09-02T13:43:08+00:00

Hey it's a Broodmother!

avizzlen1nj4 · 2012-09-02T13:44:23+00:00

ccrruusshhhhh sswqqquuisshh >:)

explosive_pancakes · 2012-09-02T13:54:44+00:00

That picture just creeped me the fuck out for the rest of the day.

bigbadler · 2012-09-02T14:06:43+00:00

Dead spider is dead.

talitus · 2012-09-02T14:08:29+00:00

Saw one when I was camping in California. Freaked me out cause we don't get those where I live

DocterGrimbles · 2012-09-02T14:10:44+00:00

It must be dead

thurg · 2012-09-02T14:24:12+00:00

NO-FUCKING-PE!

stonedlogic · 2012-09-02T14:24:27+00:00

Meh, that spider's got nothing on a Redback Spider

inxanetheory · 2012-09-02T14:26:13+00:00

But why would anybody willingly touch a nope?

Xedma · 2012-09-02T14:26:16+00:00

Good! YOU CAUGHT IT! Now all you need to do is maintain your grip, cut off your hand with the spider still in it, burn that hand, throw the remains into the nearest volcano/bottomless trench, and then enjoy the rest of your life as a monster.

blakelion · 2012-09-02T14:29:50+00:00

Hey wait, is that a NOPE

maersdet · 2012-09-02T14:32:15+00:00

Not OP

http://www.tineye.com/search/a1204dad0e79c90996a6766b352bede7af94031c/?pluginver=chrome-1.1

JeZuZz · 2012-09-02T14:32:23+00:00

Sweet mother of the holy Spacespider, WHY

circuzninja · 2012-09-02T14:36:58+00:00

Black Widow fun fact: Their bite is potentially dangerous but not usually lethal. You would have to go to the hospital for an anti-venom like with most spider or snake bites but chances are you wouldn't die from it, you would just end up with a huge bruise. And that is...

BubbaTap22 · 2012-09-02T14:37:44+00:00

Upvote cause you have balls of steel

greenbean82 · 2012-09-02T14:40:16+00:00

I think this is one of those few times where YOLO! isn't such a bad thing...

pour7me7another · 2012-09-02T14:40:45+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7B_s5SwsGk

scansinboy · 2012-09-02T14:41:00+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like the spider is screaming with a wide open mouth?

djsnipy · 2012-09-02T14:41:04+00:00

But it's a spider bro!

Krussia · 2012-09-02T14:44:37+00:00

Comment? I got a comment for you. NOPE.

MrTekn0 · 2012-09-02T14:45:42+00:00

My first thought: YOU STUPID FUCK.

Poopdickenson · 2012-09-02T14:53:33+00:00

Nope!

polkij60 · 2012-09-02T14:53:53+00:00

you hold in your hand my biggest fear in life

ItzGitzy · 2012-09-02T15:04:19+00:00

I pity the fool.

iamNebula · 2012-09-02T15:08:29+00:00

Just a little bit tighter. POP

gileril · 2012-09-02T15:18:33+00:00

NOPE!!! Can we please start using NOPE as a tag like NSFW?!!?!?!??!

ob2 · 2012-09-02T15:25:44+00:00

When one picture is worth a thousand nightmares.

hatts · 2012-09-02T15:32:03+00:00

ITT: people who think OP is actually the person in this photo

mr_crud · 2012-09-02T15:33:29+00:00

One of those bit me when i was like 6! >:@

Kaseafier · 2012-09-02T15:57:48+00:00

how do you plan on putting that thing down?

Speark · 2012-09-02T16:08:36+00:00

Now kiss

Erniecrack · 2012-09-02T16:08:39+00:00

Squeeze that mother fucker.

SomeGamerKid · 2012-09-02T16:18:39+00:00

Do males have the hourglasses? if so, i sure hope that's a male.

CozzyZ · 2012-09-02T16:20:08+00:00

Everyone in here is retarded for thinking this is actually OP holding the black widow, considering this is a repost.

Tightbuffalo69 · 2012-09-02T16:37:06+00:00

Ahh! PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN AND KILL THE ABOMINATION!!!

dB_Person · 2012-09-02T16:38:38+00:00

Your not one of the people that takes a picture and runs! d(°-°)7

snipsnip · 2012-09-02T16:43:14+00:00

Is did, roit?

CoolMcDouche · 2012-09-02T16:55:17+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!!!

WTF

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