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[–]KingSpanner 493 points494 points ago

Why the NSFW tag?

[–]Suntimehappy 414 points415 points ago

so people click it

[–]lnfx 213 points214 points ago

Worked for me.

[–]woody2107 56 points57 points ago

Yep. Pretty ridiculous

[–]Their_Police 93 points94 points ago

I downvoted it because no tits.

[–]OutlawBlue9 8 points9 points ago

Sorry, has Top Gear in it. I'd click it even if it had anti-tits in it.

[–]GreenFox1505 7 points8 points ago

I clicked it because it's a picture (not for NSFW). I would have upvoted it if it was properly labed. Since it's not, down vote. Who's with me?

[–]intensely_human 2 points3 points ago

genius!

[–]Rountree85 33 points34 points ago

Because this has already been on Reddit at least twice. OP kindly added a NSFW tag so the people at work wouldn't have to waste their time clicking a link they've already seen.

[–]seganightsreturns 9 points10 points ago

high five

[–]Redditor8472 25 points26 points ago

Because he makes girls clothes fall off. They try to cover themselves, but it's too late - he's seen everything.

[–]shugggy -1 points0 points ago

on the grass

[–]VanRasmus 35 points36 points ago

Because Patrick Stewarts head, looks like a penis I guess.

[–]iAmLegion3614 17 points18 points ago

Well, Worf's head looks like a fanny

[–]IrregardingGrammar 9 points10 points ago

Because, you used, that, comma in the, wrong, place,

[–]Sterofin 2 points3 points ago

Stop speaking like William Shatner.

[–]VanRasmus 0 points1 point ago

I know. Good thing you didn't get mad.

[–]noisyturtle 2 points3 points ago

Just to piss us off.

[–]sagisage 6 points7 points ago

because reasons!

[–]danton49 5 points6 points ago

Because this

[–]Asshole_Nord 0 points1 point ago

My guess is that the guy pressed NSFW by accident and thusly deleted his post in shame.

[–]rootstr 0 points1 point ago

If only Patrick Steward was naked, huh? You and I both Would be content with this post.

[–]GlobalVagabond 0 points1 point ago

Cuz bald guys, we rock.

[–]Bukowski89 1 point2 points ago

this comment got more karma than the post itself.

[–]shawnthejedi -1 points0 points ago

Wait a minute...

[–]Abnmlguru 130 points131 points ago

Patrick Stewart, much like Bruce Willis, has what I like to call "Jack Palance" syndrome. This involves getting more and more badass as you age, until you're just a dried up piece of tough leather that doesn't give a good god damn.

[–]Breakfast_Cereal 49 points50 points ago

And Clint Eastwood. He is a badass, but looks like he may need adult diapers soon.

[–]t_Lancer 51 points52 points ago

and talks to people who aren't there.

[–]Asshole_Nord 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, I watched his speech too. Those people were totally gone.

[–]chocolatemonkeysfly -3 points-2 points ago

and they all LIKED it alot too.

[–]KiltGuy 15 points16 points ago

i like my alot a lot

[–]RandomName01 8 points9 points ago

Alot you say?

[–]chocolatemonkeysfly -2 points-1 points ago

upvotes for making me laugh alot

[–]Happycamper101 0 points1 point ago

Well, he's part of Romney's campaign, thus he had no actual black friends to stand in for Obama.

[–]Winston_Green 0 points1 point ago

And Sean Connery

[–]Shucks88 8 points9 points ago

I had to Google Jack Palance then squeeled Curly!!

"I crap bigger than you."

[–]segfault7375 6 points7 points ago

"Kill anyone today Curly?"

grin "Day ain't over yet."

[–]mbouchard 1 point2 points ago

Believe it or not.

[–]MrBrawn 2 points3 points ago

My grandma looks like Jack Palance.

[–]SeargentSprinklz 0 points1 point ago

Got that right!

[–]Reverent 0 points1 point ago

and cohen the barbarian

[–]Waadap 205 points206 points ago

NSFW...AND a repost? I hope you get shampoo in your eyes.

[–]danthealmighty 34 points35 points ago

Jesus Christ, you are evil.

[–]Jezza961 2 points3 points ago

Hey, at least it isn't "no more tears" shampoo.

[–]danthealmighty 8 points9 points ago

"No more tears" was such bullshit. It always stung even more than normal shampoo.

[–]Jezza961 1 point2 points ago

shit was like acid, I still have nightmares of it O_O.

[–]theveryredapple 6 points7 points ago

Shampoos are base mother fucker.

[–]zeid96 1 point2 points ago

"no more tears"
my ass

[–]Birdslapper 1 point2 points ago

At least he didn't wish for them to step on an avalanche of legos

[–]danthealmighty 0 points1 point ago

YOU SICK BASTARD.

[–]Photoginak 3 points4 points ago

At least you didn't hope for OP to step on a Lego. That just goes to show that you still have a little kindness in your heart.

[–]brimur 84 points85 points ago

Ohhhhh Jeffrey Patrick

[–]crozone 5 points6 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]notjustanyschloss 4 points5 points ago

Ohhhhh Jeffrey

... You just made a Coupling reference, didn't you.

[–]genital_furbies -1 points0 points ago

I think he's referring to this

[–]notjustanyschloss 4 points5 points ago

He should be referring to this.

[–]brimur 0 points1 point ago

I was :)

[–]georginasmith 0 points1 point ago

This... I don't... I can't find the words for the happy... !!

[–]GrooveCombo 33 points34 points ago

Patrick Stewart got to 50 and stopped aging.

[–]ai1265 24 points25 points ago

It's been said many times before, but I'll just say it again:

"When you reach the maximum level, you stop leveling up."

[–]Kar98_Byf42 11 points12 points ago

And also, the screenshot is from a decade ago. (13 July 2003)

[–]Mycelio 5 points6 points ago

yeah, but he got to 50 at age 30.

/edit here's a picture of him aged 36

[–]selfawarepileofatoms 46 points47 points ago

Since his password was taco123 I just deleted his account for the hell of it.

[–]zoure 11 points12 points ago

thank you.

[–]Mitty002 10 points11 points ago

Really? Please let this be real.

[–]selfawarepileofatoms 10 points11 points ago

Yep its real. It was just somebody's troll account.

[–]georginasmith 0 points1 point ago

But they were a nice troll who replicated Patrick "does my everything look awesome in this jumpsuit?" Stewart a little bit further across the tubes.

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

I really hope this is real.

Any account screenshots?

[–]Kniepic -1 points0 points ago

God I really hope you're telling the truth. If so, we are all very gracious.

[–]Uaedaien -1 points0 points ago

Thank you!

[–]MScroobs 13 points14 points ago

Why is this NSFW?

[–]CdeoD 4 points5 points ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]_I_AM_BATMAN_ -2 points-1 points ago

Because Patrick Stewart is a cunt.

[–]PandaSixx 11 points12 points ago

Why the fuck is this NSFW?!

[–]Technolog 1 point2 points ago

Because you said fuck.

[–]LLFoolJ 11 points12 points ago

Fuck - I accidentally clicked this just as my boss was walking past...

[–]MadHamish 8 points9 points ago

Mr. LLFoolJ! Were you looking at pictures of Patrick Stewart on company time?! That is inappropriate! You are fired!

[–]AnimatedSnake 3 points4 points ago

Downvoted for wrong NSFW-tag usage.

[–]porh 13 points14 points ago

Why is this NSFW?

[–]Billy_bob12 55 points56 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
This must be a terrible show then. 0coms 18pts 2mos funny
Our most famous guest! 39coms 411pts 3mos funny
This must be a terrible show 983coms 2676pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Bierrr 3 points4 points ago

Now you guys made him delete his account...

[–]Uaedaien -2 points-1 points ago

explanation

[–]vincentg777 4 points5 points ago

Good thing this was marked as nsfw my boss would have been pissed

[–]randazza 3 points4 points ago

Andddd I'm not the only one to downvote all OP's comments..

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 3 points4 points ago

OP was so embarrassed about tagging this NSFW that he deleted his account? That's....excessive....

[–]Uaedaien -2 points-1 points ago

explanation

[–]sircheddar 4 points5 points ago

Why NSFW?

[–]thurg 3 points4 points ago

Downvoted and fuck you.

NSFW tag justification required.

[–]SirawesomesauceIII 2 points3 points ago

OP is a misleading faggot.

[–]wtf_isgoingonhere 2 points3 points ago

OP, you are such a fucking piece of shit

[–]chinquentes28 2 points3 points ago

Thank you asshole, I accidentally opened this at work and was fired for having inappropriate content on my screen

[–]cumbert_cumbert 7 points8 points ago

you owe me fucking tits and/or gore.

[–]Ihmhi 28 points29 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/OpIIp.jpg

[–]Photoginak 3 points4 points ago

tits and/or gore.

I'll pass on clicking this one... But then again it might be tits. I'm conflicted.

[–]Ihmhi 7 points8 points ago

It's both. I guarantee it.

[–]budgray18 2 points3 points ago

it is both tits and gore, but not the good kind of tits and gore. its a pair of tits and a single gore.

[–]ParalysedBeaver 2 points3 points ago

That's a risky click.

[–]Mitty002 2 points3 points ago

Preferably tits.

[–]zacattack101 5 points6 points ago

WHY IS THE NSFW FOR FUCKS SAKE REDDIT.

[–]JabbaWebb 2 points3 points ago

Hey don't blame Reddit for some persons stupidity and their attempt of karma whoring :)

[–]jabaloop 3 points4 points ago

Why in the fuck is this marked NSFW, you sir have wasted my time.

[–]valid_username 2 points3 points ago

Wow. Apparently nothing pisses off Redditors more than blue balling them with unnecessary NSFW tags.

[–]StarHat 2 points3 points ago

SO NSFW!

[–]gvendurf 2 points3 points ago

Downvoting for wrong NSFW tag

[–]velociraptorg 1 point2 points ago

downvoting for false advertising

[–]aquietmidnightaffair 3 points4 points ago

There have been more prominent celebrities. But i always look forward to celebs who bite. This gives clarkson a chance to unleash his snark.

[–]YM_Industries 0 points1 point ago

This is so much of a repost it burns my eyes.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 20 points21 points ago

It's okay sir. I'm here. The perpetrator will be arrested.

[–]YM_Industries -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, thank god you're here. Will you need me to give evidence in a court of law? (http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/bOtnu.jpg)

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 7 points8 points ago

No sir. We would like to protect your identity. This will be enough.

[–]callummacinnes -1 points0 points ago

I just want to say thank you, S_R_P, you do an amazing job.

[–]YM_Industries 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should have replied to him instead of me then. :P

[–]callummacinnes 1 point2 points ago

Eighteen months on Reddit. Still failing at replying.

[–]YM_Industries 0 points1 point ago

There there. Have an upvote.

[–]Reddiquette_Quote 7 points8 points ago

Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

reddiquette

[–]YM_Industries 0 points1 point ago

I'm attributing my new 38 downvotes to you, but thanks for the heads up anyway. When it says "just vote," does that mean downvote for being a repost?

[–]DC35 0 points1 point ago

This is not tits.

[–]Thinkfist 0 points1 point ago

HEY! This IS safe for work!

[–]Baginni 0 points1 point ago

how is this NSFW?

[–]lxxwj 1 point2 points ago

NSFW

Am I missing something?

[–]camalittle 1 point2 points ago

The words "had on" in the text could be mis-read by someone as "hard on".

[–]Luccca 0 points1 point ago

Aah, the good old NSFW fake tag. Well done, downvote away.

[–]gregmolick 0 points1 point ago

Get's to the front page. Deletes account.

[–]czoey11 0 points1 point ago

But topgear is an awesome show.

[–]pampam88 0 points1 point ago

I love this TV show!

[–]LegendaryBerry 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted because this isn't NSFW. Stop misusing the tags.

[–]originalunoriginal 0 points1 point ago

its marked NSFW because his head looks like the tip of a penis

[–]dankbrownies 0 points1 point ago

NSFW?? Wut?

[–]Madargende 0 points1 point ago

Jesus H Christ, I was watching this at work when my boss went by. He would fire my ASS asap

[–]Deefiant 0 points1 point ago

Omaigawd Patrick Stewart is so hot

[–]Notloc24 1 point2 points ago

I came here for tits. someone link me to tits

[–]Bukowski89 1 point2 points ago

how is this in any way, shape, or form NSFW?

[–]Hifen 0 points1 point ago

NSFW?....TITS OR GTFO

[–]dhockey63 0 points1 point ago

They've had tom cruise and cameron diez on the show.....im pretty sure they're more famous nowadays no offense.

[–]Henkkaaaaa -1 points0 points ago

Downvoted for the NSFW tag.

[–]Ylsid -2 points-1 points ago

It's NSFW because top-gear is a damn good show and minors shouldn't think otherwise.

[–]nmagness -2 points-1 points ago

Finally, someone using the NSFW tag appropriately!

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