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An online community for the Swole Acceptance movement. We've had enough with the world's swole-hating ways. We who are swole, and those who want to be swole, are people too!

Enough with the swole-hating, shaming, and mocking. We're done opening your pickle jars. We're done helping you move. We're done carrying in all the groceries in one trip. We're done being gawked at in public. No these biceps aren't here for your fondling, nor are these glutes!

Whether you're four or seven feet tall, you have a right to be swole. Come here and be with your fellow ostracized brothers and sisters in-swole.

For those questioning whether or not this sub is real. Rest assured the swole suffer in many ways. Whether it's being the target of derogatory names or unwanted physical contact in the form of groping, petting, or otherwise normally unacceptable forms of public behavior.

A man wouldn't walk up to a woman and touch her breasts in public, why do us swole men and women have to be touched in the same manner?

Because we love our bodies and our strength doesn't mean we are swole for anyone but ourselves.

True, there may be some satire in here, but let it be known that just because we can laugh at ourselves and our problems doesn't make the transgressions we face any less real.

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[–]Ricolientje 74 points75 points ago

This is actually a good joke, whoever he is joking about, he believes that person has achieved the best he can by being in the gym. Honestly, if someone were to say that to me I'd take it as a compliment.

[–]beefjavelin 25 points26 points ago

Yeah for reals its actually a pretty funny joke

[–]JtsunamiCheckmatin the swolehaters 21 points22 points ago

the ppl. behind the counters everyday:

"oh you again"

upon seeing me: a smile or smirk.

"you'r going to come back 10 times more right?"
(I only go up 5 or 6x since they give me enough food to feed a chipmunk each time).

"man you're gonna start sprouting wings" (becuz i eat so much chicken).

"what country are you from?" "you eat like you've never had food before"

me..: smile and nod and keep swolling.

[–]biGgulp 2 points3 points ago

What place is this at? Reminds me of all you can eat cafeteria food in college.

[–]JtsunamiCheckmatin the swolehaters 9 points10 points ago

yes.

[–]Snaab 0 points1 point ago

Just start replying with "because I am horribly infested with tape worms."

[–]Chemicalmachine 56 points57 points ago

The most annoying are those people in exceptionally fat shape at a restaurant.

I'm like, "What are you doing here? You're done."

[–]wadded 0 points1 point ago

*swolediers in the fitness center. You're done with that place