this post was submitted on
29 points (77% like it)
41 up votes 12 down votes

funny

subscribe2,365,626 readers

9,759 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 9 comments

[–]EvanTheDork 3 points4 points ago

Ahhh, young love

[–]Rizuko 2 points3 points ago

Somebody's not having any sex tonight.

[–]Jamaican_Batman 2 points3 points ago

Not with her.

[–]lead999x 0 points1 point ago

And there was much rejoicing. . .

[–]eddie139 1 point2 points ago

hmm the last time I slapped a girl on the ass and creamed her face I got arrested, I guess i did it wrong...

[–]LiterallyShitsWisdom 0 points1 point ago

Should've titled it: "Girl gets hit from behind and creampied."

[–]Melly5234 0 points1 point ago

no i did not like this

[–]Nateosis 0 points1 point ago

there needs to be a new word for guys like him that surpasses douchebag. . .

like. . . i dunno. . . .douchefag or something

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

Abort.

That creation, while genius, will only get you downvotes. Trust me.