Fucking. Brilliant.

RogueCMR · 2012-09-02T02:08:55+00:00

great balls of fire

HymenAnnihilator · 2012-09-01T23:41:24+00:00

Wow... The hardest part about watching this was not cumming.

PublicUrinator · 2012-09-02T01:40:34+00:00

Note to self, lighting genitals on fire = bad idea.

YouSmellLikeBurning · 2012-09-02T01:28:15+00:00

Is he... jerking himself at the end?

LeonProfessional · 2012-09-02T03:05:50+00:00

Someone in /r/sex just commented the other day how he did this and it backfired on him.

I do not understand how anyone can think this would actually work without getting straight up burned.

gator_bites · 2012-09-01T23:27:18+00:00

Why would one do this

yangx · 2012-09-02T02:37:05+00:00

We need a r/why

logicprevails · 2012-09-02T02:57:57+00:00

It's called "The Flaming Mangina". Don't you kids know anything?

seracera · 2012-09-02T02:47:15+00:00

God that must reek.

dethconcept · 2012-09-02T02:20:56+00:00

Shaving makes your wiener look bigger.

smileyfrown · 2012-09-02T03:58:18+00:00

Love how he ends it with furious masturbation.

MegaSuperAwesome1214 · 2012-09-02T01:54:53+00:00

What...what did he think would happen?

pissdotpoor · 2012-09-02T01:57:58+00:00

must be a burnout

taboo007 · 2012-09-02T03:24:11+00:00

ding dong Honey someone is at the door can you get it? No I'm busy! sigh Fine I got it...Yes hello? Hi natural selection here to make you burn your balls off! I'm not really interes- OH GOD!!!

Twitchh · 2012-09-02T04:17:49+00:00

How do I know when I've had enough internet for one day? Well, I just watched a man light his dick on fire.

I let it loop several times.

guyver_dio · 2012-09-02T04:27:22+00:00

Did this with my ass hairs once, ONCE. Don't ever try it.

Kantobobi · 2012-09-02T01:22:02+00:00

showed my whole family this. i've very happy.

avizzlen1nj4 · 2012-09-02T02:07:45+00:00

Well...yeah, stupid..it will burn your dick..

Farfalo · 2012-09-02T03:47:50+00:00

Am I the only one curious as to why this was being filmed?

PsychicStardust · 2012-09-02T04:58:43+00:00

What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

MrEMS · 2012-09-02T05:14:34+00:00

Still beats shaving

BanditoRojo · 2012-09-02T04:26:59+00:00

Click on NSFW link hoping to see boobies ... end up seeing something even better.

smooth80 · 2012-09-02T02:25:00+00:00

well thats a new way to trim your pubes.

benzenoid · 2012-09-02T02:49:27+00:00

dry season? that would explain the forest fire. Or maybe... it was cold, he was going to burn some log to stay warm

kophia · 2012-09-02T02:51:42+00:00

Took so long to load I considered hitting back. Worth the wait

SaladFengasPapit · 2012-09-02T03:07:13+00:00

I can understand a bunch of high schoolers doing this on a dare but the guy's hair puts him in his 30's!

IrrelevantImmaterial · 2012-09-02T03:20:13+00:00

This kills the boner.

blueeyzcal · 2012-09-02T03:22:55+00:00

fire crotch has no soul

Mr_Mimiseku · 2012-09-02T03:33:58+00:00

Whyyyyyy the fuck.

Twiny · 2012-09-02T03:34:20+00:00

With any luck at all, this guy won't be able to reproduce. I mean really, as a race, do we need this guy's genome?

patchesnbrownie · 2012-09-02T03:35:55+00:00

Just the tip...

Just to see how it feels...

origamifred · 2012-09-02T03:36:09+00:00

Not. Brilliant. Fucking.

YourPlusOne · 2012-09-02T03:36:49+00:00

An hour and a half of shaving? OR 30 sec. of SHEER pain?

LikeInk · 2012-09-02T03:40:38+00:00

Definitely from 9gag, stupid.

OAMgee · 2012-09-02T03:41:22+00:00

Is it hot as balls in here or is it just me?

mikfin1423 · 2012-09-02T03:45:07+00:00

The real question is...did it work?

MisterDonkey · 2012-09-02T03:54:40+00:00

I usually just run hot water through my Fleshlight.

But hey, whatever it takes for a warm-up, right?

TheLifeOfD · 2012-09-02T03:56:33+00:00

Was he fapping when he was on the floor? Wtf.

morphit77 · 2012-09-02T04:04:42+00:00

OH! This is what they mean when they say fire crotch.

Estrisk · 2012-09-02T04:06:27+00:00

What was he expecting?

ReaperPrincess · 2012-09-02T04:07:52+00:00

That made me laugh hysterically for about 10 minutes.

ZeroAssassin · 2012-09-02T04:08:08+00:00

I could smell burning hair after seeing this..

Eyetry · 2012-09-02T04:09:46+00:00

That's one why to get rid of crabs.

mad-shatter · 2012-09-02T04:14:58+00:00

First, if you're going to attempt shaving by fire, do it sitting down or laying down. Hint: fire flows and spreads upward the fastest.

Second, Jesus, that's a small cock.

Jenkinsplus1 · 2012-09-02T04:17:50+00:00

The burning bush.

schniggens · 2012-09-02T04:20:47+00:00

This guy makes me feel really good about myself, in more ways than one.

daleok · 2012-09-02T04:21:33+00:00

How do your like your dick done?

christgoldman · 2012-09-02T04:24:33+00:00

FUCKING GENIUS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U85ujwW26ak

Deepfried_Canadian · 2012-09-02T04:25:54+00:00

Did that man start jerkin' it after he fell on the floor? That's what it looked like, but I do not know if I an certain of it.

trampus1 · 2012-09-02T04:27:16+00:00

I'm not sure but I think that's the Bjork stalker.

Second possibility: Cheeseburger Josh.

docdnae · 2012-09-02T04:27:27+00:00

I recently had a patient who attempted suicide in this very manner. Quite disturbing to actually see this... (shudder)

Jrook · 2012-09-02T04:29:12+00:00

I like how, at the end, he just faps.

"Oh GOD NO AH THE PAIN! well, while I'm putting out the fire I might as well..."

throwwaywaywaywayway · 2012-09-02T04:31:26+00:00

um. so i totally know this guy o_O

devilishlyhomely · 2012-09-02T04:31:34+00:00

You know, there were several possible ways for this action to end, and none of them were good.

BlinkOh · 2012-09-02T04:31:50+00:00

Is this the micropeen AMA again? Cause I have a few more questions.

cbaked123 · 2012-09-02T04:33:36+00:00

Did he just light his dick on fire?

come_on_seth · 2012-09-02T04:38:39+00:00

As a kid, you would hear people saying, "You know what really flames my ass!" Now I can send em a gif.

omgbbq123 · 2012-09-02T04:39:00+00:00

And now he has no penis.

ErsatzCats · 2012-09-02T04:46:58+00:00

I think this is that "one simple trick to make your penis bigger" you see in ads.

McGarebear · 2012-09-02T04:47:43+00:00

I did this at a friends house once. His mom walked in right after I walked out. I was never allowed back.

DarwinismObvious · 2012-09-02T04:53:51+00:00

See, this is what kills me about the human thinking process. Somewhere, for some reason, in this mans brain there was a good reason to do this. What the fuck possesses one to do such a thing? Who held that camera and watched as this guy lit his package on fire? Who thought this would work out? So many questions.

UrASmurf · 2012-09-02T04:58:10+00:00

He must have thought fire would scare his small one out of it's shell.

5k1895 · 2012-09-02T05:01:16+00:00

I think my balls just receded a little...

phoeniix · 2012-09-02T05:01:35+00:00

I love how he's surprised it caught fire.

LLv2 · 2012-09-02T05:01:40+00:00

I guess we know how he likes his wienies.

WateryPenisButter · 2012-09-02T05:04:39+00:00

That awkward moment when he looks like one of your teachers.

Margaritashoes · 2012-09-02T05:05:03+00:00

S-M-R-T, I am so smart S-M-R-T, I am so smart

underdog4909 · 2012-09-02T05:05:50+00:00

We found you checkered5!

YoungAndRelentless · 2012-09-02T05:10:55+00:00

lesson learned. when needed dick turns into match.

tjaich · 2012-09-02T05:11:06+00:00

Fuck Nair!! I'll use fire!!

justbeclever · 2012-09-02T05:12:13+00:00

This will be on tosh.O

HolographicMetapod · 2012-09-02T05:13:12+00:00

This idiot has a nice ass.

oohay_email2004 · 2012-09-02T05:14:49+00:00

It was going so well, until he lit his pubes on fire.

MisterKDizzle · 2012-09-02T05:19:43+00:00

inb4 fire crotch

covermeImgoingin · 2012-09-02T05:20:00+00:00

He's hot.

lovetosuck_donuts · 2012-09-02T05:23:58+00:00

I assume a replacement for shaving, but wasn't smart enough to think there would be a fire, and, y'know.. In the bathroom with water fucking everywhere...

Scarab_King · 2012-09-02T05:24:22+00:00

He tried a flambe ._.

prolly_lying · 2012-09-02T05:28:50+00:00

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

stripedsuit · 2012-09-02T05:31:46+00:00

Stop, drop and fap.

distractthepaladin · 2012-09-02T05:31:52+00:00

Like mama said, stupid is as stupid does.

treeburner57 · 2012-09-02T05:34:34+00:00

To lazy to shave. Welcome to America

awesomeck · 2012-09-02T05:36:01+00:00

Natural selection right there!

_BitSoup · 2012-09-02T05:38:49+00:00

I think I used to live in this house... I know where it is... and I think I know the guy in the picture...

Time to go investigate. For science.

TimmayTheTurtle · 2012-09-01T23:32:09+00:00

I would be so afraid of fire after that. My penis would also never forgive me.

dbt4949 · 2012-09-02T03:04:59+00:00

men are dumb
now he's going to smell like burnt hair all day.

BaylorLaw09 · 2012-09-02T04:41:26+00:00

Am I the only one who noticed his junk is minuscule?

BBQsauce18 · 2012-09-02T00:19:14+00:00

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Catwatchone · 2012-09-01T23:39:14+00:00

YOLO ? LOL

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