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[–]StrangerDanger13 43 points44 points ago

This cannot possibly exist. McDonald's employees don't smile cheerfully whilst handing you a bag of food.

[–]nctrojan23 18 points19 points ago

Also aren't white men.

[–]66xsseldoG 2 points3 points ago

Mhm yeah that sounds about right.

[–]BranchedOut 0 points1 point ago

.... Strangely true for all incidents I've gone through. Though a white guy gave me my roast beef at Arby's. Only one though. Awkard, too.

[–]KasketKase 18 points19 points ago

Obviously staged anyway. You can tell from the guys delay to grab the bag.

[–]Ezl -1 points0 points ago

I assumed that the guy in the car was in on it.

[–]KasketKase -1 points0 points ago

WHOOOSH!

[–]hypocrisyv4 62 points63 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Ordering fast food 90coms 734pts 2mos funny
Old but a goodie 3coms 54pts 4mos gifs
He's real! 15coms 122pts 5mos funny
DAMMIT! 4coms 16pts 9mos gifs
He does exist! 14coms 288pts 4dys gif
The Hamburglar 4coms 27pts 5dys funny
Just grabbing some Micky Ds when all of the sudden 8coms 47pts 8dys gifs
The Hamburglar Strikes! 2coms 9pts 21dys funny
Better call the cops 1com 2pts 1mo funny
The Hamburglar 2coms 4pts 4mos funny
Here you are sir.... Oh shit not again! 1com 18pts 5mos gifs
Here's your order, have a nice day 68coms 554pts 7mos funny
He strikes again! 3coms 13pts 9mos funny
Just another late-night McDonald's run 91coms 1046pts 10mos gifs
Robble Robble 3coms 39pts 4mos gifs
How I feel when someone makes a [FIXED] version of my post... [FIXED] 2coms 245pts 2mos reactiongifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 49 points50 points ago

It's okay sir, we are here now. The situation will be in control in a matter of minutes. We are making an arrest at this moment. We apologize for you having to see this post.

[–]hoxieX 10 points11 points ago

when you really think about it, I think the word shitty is modifying police in this instance, because this account is not very effective at preventing reposts.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 1 point2 points ago

This account hasn't even been active for a day. If you look at what I have done in a day I think you will find yourself saying something different.

[–]TimesWasting 1 point2 points ago

You just blew my mind. I thought that was the point in the first place. I didn't realize he was trying to mean the reposts are shitty

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 5 points6 points ago

Do you point your fingers like guns and high five after "arresting" the re"post"ers?

[–]PatAunces -5 points-4 points ago

Oh boy, another half-assed novelty account, we sure don't have enough novelty accounts here on Reddit.

[–]half_assed_novelty 9 points10 points ago

You rang?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 0 points1 point ago

Oh boy, another pansy ass who complains about useless shit. At least I am doing something with my reddit account by preventing reposts. What did you do today?

[–]PatAunces -5 points-4 points ago

I'm a pansy ass who complains about useless shit? You spend your time on an account that's sole purpose is to bitch about reposts. I think you may have some faulty reasoning there.

Yeah... preventing reposts. Please enlighten me, how exactly do you prevent reposts?

And you won't last more than a month anyways, 95% of shitty novelty accounts don't make it past the first month.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police -1 points0 points ago

Is that so? I'm going to prove you wrong.

[–]PriestThatFucksBoys 1 point2 points ago

How do you prevent reposts? You didn't prevent this one, and it's still up. You saying it's a repost doesn't stop anything...

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 0 points1 point ago

You don't want it with me. I see your username and I see prison for the rest of your life.

[–]PriestThatFucksBoys 1 point2 points ago

Priests don't go to prison for having sex with boys. Haven't you learned that the law protects men of the lord?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police -1 points0 points ago

Imgur I believe this says you will.

[–]Basbhat 1 point2 points ago

HEY LETS SEE HOW LONG WE CAN PAUSE WITH BOTH OUR ARMS STICKING OUT THE WINDOW, OH NO THERE GOES MY FOOD.

seriously is there anyone on the planet who thought that was real for a second?

just go watch Jackass and they'll do this shit for real in football uniforms and then spike it in front of the car they stole it from dance and run away.

its way funnier than this stupid fag who asked the guy to let his friend fake steal his food for a shitty viral video.

[–]GeraldShopao 7 points8 points ago

[–]Jyaketto 2 points3 points ago

Who parks that far away from the window.

[–]Dick_GraysENT 7 points8 points ago

People waiting for their friend in the hamburglar costume to run by.

[–]Jyaketto 0 points1 point ago

Well you just ruin the illusion.

[–]Shelbones 4 points5 points ago

my dad invented the hamburglar in 1971- he worked for ray kroc when he was at school at U of I, and was hired with a bunch of other graphic designer students to come up with ideas for characters. yeah!!

[–]Shelbones 1 point2 points ago

haha

[–]awesomebbq -4 points-3 points ago

AMA

[–]JonBanes 0 points1 point ago

A friend of mine tried this at a taco bell once. Tacos everywhere. No one got what they wanted. Except another friend who stole a sign, I guess he actual got away with that.

[–]bigdaddyschenck 0 points1 point ago

Me and some friends tried this and almost broke the chicks arm.... We are not allowed there anymore...

[–]tokerdytoke -1 points0 points ago

Starting first thing tomorrow night, I will start doing this. Call it ham burglering. I already have the stripped shirt.

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

Fake obviously but does anyone have the full video?

[–]toquenbrew 0 points1 point ago

Found...the long lost test footage of the main villain from Schumacher's aborted 3rd Batman film!

[–]Minja359 0 points1 point ago

Watched this for 5 minutes laughing my arse off.

[–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

why? it looks so unbelievably fake it ruins every chance it has at being any kind of funny.

If you're going to fake it make it believable otherwise it just looks pathetic

[–]cuda1337 0 points1 point ago

I normally don't mind reposts. But holy fucking mother of shit fuck balls god. This shit is reposted so often I want to impale a small kitten with a fork. STOP THE MADNESS!

[–]StefanSchwarz98 0 points1 point ago

If that would happened, I would had hit him with my car

[–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

don't worry this never happened, its fake and thats his friend walking off with his food

[–]autumncheyenne 0 points1 point ago

Why did I laugh so , god damn hard!?

[–]reddit_god 0 points1 point ago

If it's the biggest problem, why is there only one documented instance of it? Posting the same instance twice a week every week doesn't make it a bigger problem.

[–]Basbhat 0 points1 point ago

actually this is the fake promo psa right after this big cartoony multicolored letters flash on the screen and go "hamburgling is wrong"

there are a few real recorded instances though and those are actually funny

[–]tanman30 1 point2 points ago

OH man I haven't laughed that hard at a funny post in a while

[–]hurdur1 -1 points0 points ago

And then he found out it was a Filet-O-Fish and he murdered everyone at the restaurant.

[–]FrostyTheTrollman -1 points0 points ago

What a sexy cape.

[–]whoisluke 0 points1 point ago

I actually cried laughing.

[–]Darchangel26 -5 points-4 points ago

Must attempt do I can say my life is complete.

[–]Darchangel26 -2 points-1 points ago

*so

[–]malynn16 -3 points-2 points ago

Is this the McDonald's in raton nm?

[–]SpaceBandito -3 points-2 points ago

If I remember correctly they did it several times and eventually they told them they aren't making them anymore food.

[–]jag424 -3 points-2 points ago

I aint even mad

[–]lWantYourDownvote -2 points-1 points ago

this is fake FUUUU