Is it just me or does this Toddlers and Tiaras coach look like E.T.?

I don't want to be this guy but... Why would someone take the time out to make fun of someone else. I'm sorry but I had a crappy day at work for someone making fun of me because of something I said.

Do you know that you are doing, being the bully. Even though you aren't doing it right in their face it's still the same thing!

I wish people would really stop posting things like this for karma.

And even though this might end up at the bottom, it does hurt... People and even adults can be mean and bully others. Do you wish you could wake up and be a different person? I do, every-fucking-day, all because I am gay.

Even though this show is full-retard, that doesn't mean go make fun of the cast because of their appearance. Just don't fucking watch it.

hezod · 2012-09-02T02:01:05+00:00

Yes she does. And why shouldn't she? The whole Toddlers and Tiaras thing is such and alien concept to me, as a mother, that I'm surprised all of the mothers aren't antennaed Alpha-Centurions with a wager on just how long Earthlings will allow their offspring to be exploited like sexualized chattel.

TheLostHero · 2012-09-01T22:55:48+00:00

ಠ_ಠ Nope. It's not just you.

Tactful · 2012-09-01T23:14:07+00:00

It's not just you, she looks a bit like ET. Then again, you knew that when you posted this so...

Sorry for the snark, I just really hate rhetoric. My parents were actually killed by a rhetorical question.

tecoreddit · 2012-09-01T22:42:48+00:00

Can not unsee

northernen · 2012-09-01T22:45:13+00:00

Seems more like a full-grown dwarf.

ReferencesMovies · 2012-09-01T22:57:07+00:00

35 pounds? You're fat!

islavistarevolution · 2012-09-01T23:35:49+00:00

Its E.T.'s unseen mother.

bpoag · 2012-09-02T00:15:21+00:00

The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live.

Aschebescher · 2012-09-02T00:37:34+00:00

More like grandma of the Olsen twins.

D3m0nk1d · 2012-09-02T01:03:45+00:00

Nope.

Ancient.

Mickey_1040 · 2012-09-02T01:19:58+00:00

They've been breeding!

thumper242 · 2012-09-02T01:20:39+00:00

Why are you watching this?

lukashhh · 2012-09-02T01:21:06+00:00

I thought she was the mom from little people big world at first.

Killerlooks · 2012-09-02T01:23:59+00:00

this isn't no damn coincident...

khushi97 · 2012-09-02T01:25:42+00:00

She looks like Rousseau from Lost more than anything

brownrain · 2012-09-02T01:26:26+00:00

You know it's not just you because this is a repost

abnorml1 · 2012-09-02T01:27:20+00:00

Generations of inbreeding...

daxattacks · 2012-09-02T01:27:34+00:00

It's just you and 50 million other Americans.

Blastmaster29 · 2012-09-02T01:28:00+00:00

As I opened this a commercial for ET actually came on tv. So I can say, yes, she does.

astro2039194 · 2012-09-02T01:29:42+00:00

No it's not just you. It's you and every other damn person who has reposted this in the last month.

twoforjoy · 2012-09-02T01:31:10+00:00

God damn I said the exact same thing when I watched this episode. Maybe I should submit more things I encounter in regular life to reddit to get thousands in karma.

xFIJI · 2012-09-02T01:31:47+00:00

she perdyyyy.

sidemissionchris · 2012-09-02T01:34:39+00:00

She does, but there's one major difference. E.T. isn't a warped asshole.

squired · 2012-09-02T01:34:40+00:00

Alright, who else here misread that title?

reddit_user13 · 2012-09-02T01:34:48+00:00

Oooouuuuch.

iExtrapolate · 2012-09-02T01:35:52+00:00

It's the same actor.

cgee · 2012-09-02T01:36:18+00:00

I clicked the pic in res before reading the title and thought, "oh, E.T."

charles2511 · 2012-09-02T01:38:19+00:00

This is my Mother and I don't think she looks like E.T. at all.

But hey... I have seen pictures of the Reddit get togethers, you guys are pretty fucking awesome looking though...

josephgordonreddit · 2012-09-02T01:39:10+00:00

I just shouted at my computer. Yes, yes she does.

Minerva89 · 2012-09-02T01:39:40+00:00

Probably why she became a "coach" for such perversion.

robdotcom71 · 2012-09-02T01:49:05+00:00

She's glamorously fugly!

calderon501 · 2012-09-02T01:50:10+00:00

Inb4 barbara streisand effect....

artemg · 2012-09-02T01:50:46+00:00

when the fuck did E.T. come back?

a9u1tar1st · 2012-09-02T01:56:15+00:00

no, it's not just you :)

RockyCMXCIX · 2012-09-02T01:56:24+00:00

Does she get paid in Skittles?

kbk2015 · 2012-09-02T01:58:37+00:00

relevant E.T video

Geek_Agent · 2012-09-02T02:00:12+00:00

So that's where he's been hiding all those years...

Jodie182 · 2012-09-02T02:01:19+00:00

Hahaaaa she well does!

sooksisnomofo · 2012-09-02T02:02:53+00:00

it looks photoshopped lol

MJB25 · 2012-09-02T02:05:43+00:00

E.T. phone hairstylist.

Gumby234 · 2012-09-02T02:06:21+00:00

That ain't cool for E.T. man...

collectdownvotes · 2012-09-02T02:07:07+00:00

So that's where he went.

Antivero · 2012-09-02T02:09:28+00:00

How dare OP insult poor E.T. like that!

LeedleMcLeederson · 2012-09-02T02:10:04+00:00

i think you sir have found E.T.'s mother! Somebody get E.T. on the line fast!

QuackJAG · 2012-09-02T02:10:18+00:00

Man, I hate everything about that show. All those mothers should just be put away and be dun with it.

Almost_easy · 2012-09-02T02:10:48+00:00

Midgets midgets fucking midgets

mama_llama · 2012-09-02T02:12:36+00:00

Why are you watching Toddlers in Tiaras, exactly?

Aederrex · 2012-09-02T02:12:42+00:00

Wait. You mean to tell me that there's a thing called toddlers and tiaras? That is a thing that exists? And people not only participate in it, but watch it on TV enough that it stays on the air?

Stop the fucking planet, I want off.

motown_missile · 2012-09-02T02:13:03+00:00

E.T. was much more attractive...this one would have to get better looking just to be ugly.

efratco6319 · 2012-09-02T02:13:09+00:00

I missed the headline and was thinking to myself - "Hmmm, she looks like E.T."...

briansvgaudio · 2012-09-02T02:15:09+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Nxlrv.jpg

Ryan9000 · 2012-09-02T02:15:11+00:00

She does look like e.t. But the hell are you doing watching toddlers and tiaras!

isp1thotfire · 2012-09-02T02:15:53+00:00

That's Roger, dude. Someone call Stan or Francine.

93Luke · 2012-09-02T02:16:00+00:00

Yes, someone pointed that out some time ago.

FaeKade · 2012-09-02T02:16:23+00:00

Great. Awesome, now we're gonna see more shit like this because we can't talk about how bad another show that was cancelled is?

hiltonking · 2012-09-02T02:16:47+00:00

It's not you.

maddenkidultra · 2012-09-02T02:16:52+00:00

Hello, agent K; her cover has been blown on Reddit, we need an alien relocation team onsite.

thekletch · 2012-09-02T02:17:10+00:00

Yup! That's E.T.

queinjusticia · 2012-09-02T02:17:32+00:00

I hope this woman never sees these comments :/

popshopadop · 2012-09-02T02:18:32+00:00

that is really cool and blew my mind and really creepy

zero109 · 2012-09-02T02:19:17+00:00

Repost: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n5gqa/toddlers_in_tiaras_mom_vs_et/

point_of_you · 2012-09-02T02:21:38+00:00

ye

uhLOL · 2012-09-02T02:21:43+00:00

Why were you watching this?

samweirdo · 2012-09-02T02:22:15+00:00

E.T just wanted to win a pageant. Just one! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!? HUH?

Strusseldorf · 2012-09-02T02:22:33+00:00

I can only assume r/conspiracy would love this...

iHeartCoolStuff · 2012-09-02T02:22:56+00:00

No it's not just you. It's also the first guy who posted this joke and all of the other guys who reposted it before you.

WickedSunday · 2012-09-02T02:22:58+00:00

It's just you. To me she looks like a pimp for pedophiles.

RBeck · 2012-09-02T02:23:13+00:00

She should have been in this Onion bit

Billy_bob12 · 2012-09-02T02:23:17+00:00

You and the million other people that repost this shit.

UnicornRainbowLover · 2012-09-02T02:23:27+00:00

E.T had found a wife

Caspar371 · 2012-09-02T02:24:24+00:00

She looks sad and longing for home

maxp0wah · 2012-09-02T02:24:35+00:00

ouch!

HereticLocke · 2012-09-02T02:25:17+00:00

Wait, wait, wait. Just wait a sec. How old are YOU?!

MayorBee · 2012-09-02T02:25:18+00:00

It's a female Dr. Zaius.

BigfootsAsshole · 2012-09-02T02:27:12+00:00

E.T? If by E.T you mean whore, then yes. She does.

digitaldr · 2012-09-02T02:27:23+00:00

Yoda ... do or do not, there is no try

BeARdBARIAN · 2012-09-02T02:28:07+00:00

Wait.. why do they need a coach?

RadicalP · 2012-09-02T02:28:14+00:00

http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens2688292module16261612photo_1234851107ET_wig.jpg

Pronage · 2012-09-02T02:28:32+00:00

Is it just me or should all toddlers and tiaras enthusiests be instantly jailed for pedafilia?

stucknmove · 2012-09-02T02:29:27+00:00

xymog · 2012-09-02T02:29:55+00:00

OMG it's totally ET with a blonde wig.

iam911 · 2012-09-02T02:30:02+00:00

Reminds me of Sam Cassell too

elza_die_please · 2012-09-02T02:30:50+00:00

she look like Sally Field

paradisealive · 2012-09-02T02:31:41+00:00

Oh, that's just the meth, honey.

josht0121 · 2012-09-02T02:31:56+00:00

leave her alone she just wants to go back home.

Fabsun · 2012-09-02T02:31:58+00:00

EHRMAGERD! EHRTER!

stopthemadne55 · 2012-09-02T02:32:56+00:00

If and when you cant be beautiful, paint your children an pimp them.....

pphp · 2012-09-02T02:33:09+00:00

Phoebe Buffay + ET = this

pumped_up_kicks88 · 2012-09-02T02:33:52+00:00

HOLY Fuck......

lenswipe · 2012-09-02T02:34:07+00:00

Damn you I cant unsee that now.

ivquatch · 2012-09-02T02:35:12+00:00

Dat face.

Namuz · 2012-09-02T02:35:17+00:00

Asked my wife who this looked like and she said E.T.!

zipzap21 · 2012-09-02T02:35:33+00:00

Plastic Surgery and thick makeup can't always fix ugly.

evanman69 · 2012-09-02T02:37:36+00:00

that show is terrible. It insults my intelligence. It is the 50 Shades Of Grey of TV.

Phooto · 2012-09-02T02:38:03+00:00

" I had kids just to compete in these pageants"

-Quote from the show.

ಠ_ಠ

Tachik · 2012-09-02T02:38:12+00:00

Phone home?

godmoderage · 2012-09-02T02:39:04+00:00

Yeah... But still would completely destroy her.

visualmadness · 2012-09-02T02:39:26+00:00

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

WhalePIMP · 2012-09-02T02:40:09+00:00

Spot on chap.

wave538demon · 2012-09-02T02:40:18+00:00

E.T. train whores...

pdhismyhomeboy · 2012-09-02T02:41:10+00:00

E.T. phone the salon.

GothPigeon · 2012-09-02T02:41:29+00:00

Actually, she looks more like the characters from the first Planet Of The Apes

dongleberries · 2012-09-02T02:41:36+00:00

I can't wait for "I am the Toddlers and Tiaras coach that look like E.T. AMA"

that057guy · 2012-09-02T02:41:55+00:00

I concur.

mateodos · 2012-09-02T02:42:39+00:00

Not even John Williams could make her sound beautiful.

ExoStab · 2012-09-02T02:42:59+00:00

I agree she and the collector from the Labyrinth reminds me of ET.

RadicalRobot · 2012-09-02T02:43:03+00:00

Wanted to see if I had the chops to fix her up a bit.

Edit: Made her eyes a bit smaller and closer together.

Edit: Aaaand messed with her nose.

kforst182 · 2012-09-02T02:43:09+00:00

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Jl7yYaaxRsg/TxtAEZmxTHI/AAAAAAAAAKg/_1a_ZyX9hMU/s1600/et_wig.png

prickedthumb · 2012-09-02T02:43:38+00:00

I think if ET were a redditor he'd be insulted.

davep85 · 2012-09-02T02:44:20+00:00

It's obvious that this "coach" is trying to live her life through the toddler which is extremely pathetic. She's fucking hideous and the girl is probably very beautiful but putting the girl through such torture this early on should be illegal.

donteatkrust · 2012-09-02T02:46:19+00:00

Looks like someone's got a touch of the tar brush!

dirtywood · 2012-09-02T02:47:27+00:00

The proper term is Cryptoterrestrial

squonk666 · 2012-09-02T02:47:39+00:00

She dunaway with my erection.

Matttend · 2012-09-02T02:49:00+00:00

Dont insult E.T.like that!

JBHIV · 2012-09-02T02:49:02+00:00

repost /r/funny

knopflerfan1 · 2012-09-02T02:49:10+00:00

E.T., or a vampire that feeds on the souls of children.

DarkLightx19 · 2012-09-02T02:49:11+00:00

dmgb · 2012-09-02T02:49:12+00:00

I've said that so many times. (we watch this when we're not sober all the time.)

SaintStuck · 2012-09-02T02:50:37+00:00

She looks a little like ET and a lot like fetal alcohol syndrome.

Evokerofsorts · 2012-09-02T02:50:55+00:00

I swear half the time I don't even care about the picture, It's the comments that are the true gold.

shizzyyyyy · 2012-09-02T02:51:44+00:00

Relevant. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSb57kcQobCrn2R4fcNjYpYwyO6MPjq-KoP147RqWHltreI_2iC&t=1

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