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[–]Veening 207 points208 points ago

TWO WATERMARKS? TWO?

[–]Apollo64 108 points109 points ago

Which is exactly why sites with watermarks are bad. They automatically take credit for work that (most likely) isn't theirs.

I'm looking at you, 9gag.

[–]NotaMethAddict 65 points66 points ago

I like when they watermark something so obviously not theirs, like a 4chan greentext.

[–]Tipsyy 19 points20 points ago

Honest question.

Would you not hate 9gag if they didn't use watermarks?

[–]Apollo64 19 points20 points ago

That's the main reason I hate them. If the community is as "newfag" as people make it out to be, I'd still hate them. But I don't know what it's like, I've never gone there.

[–]velicoso 8 points9 points ago

I went there once. I regret every second i wasted there. I will never get those seconds back.

[–]tehkier 3 points4 points ago

Both of those are subsidiaries of 9gag O___O

[–]AirborneB6 0 points1 point ago

And 9GAG and Cheezburger are subsidiaries of reddit and 4chan :3

[–]Infectious_Cockroach 10 points11 points ago

Needs more water marks.

[–]Roopa132 81 points82 points ago

This is supposed to be a cancer-free subreddit.

[–]auxiliary-character 31 points32 points ago

This is /r/funny. I'm still wondering how it's still alive despite the numerous tumors.

[–]bagelpusher 28 points29 points ago

tumorous numers

[–]jstfly 55 points56 points ago

[–]liad88 17 points18 points ago

A company called "opisafaggot" said they would cure this guy's cancer if this comment get 10,000 likes.

[–]Krogan_Vanguard 65 points66 points ago

This dog has more of the "bitch please" look.

[–]MisterDonkey 4 points5 points ago

So perfect.

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[–]Schroedingers_gif 0 points1 point ago

/r/picsofredditorsdeadanimals

[–]Dustintico 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for a beautiful dog and picture, but please don't do that.

[–]spiral527 18 points19 points ago

memes

memes

memes

reddit

memes

fucking shit

[–]abrakasam 23 points24 points ago

stop giving dogs cancer

[–]hoole88 5 points6 points ago

cant tell if happy or angry that you stole that from the meta picture

[–]pilchowskinator 25 points26 points ago

Go back to 9gag.

[–]Crunch_Almond 25 points26 points ago

This is fucking stupid.

[–]Bob_Skywalker 6 points7 points ago

So, why isn't this in /r/adviceanimals? It even has animals in it....

[–]Panagoman 41 points42 points ago

This post is so 9gag...

[–]bumblebeesscareme 13 points14 points ago

HOW 9GAG IS IT?

[–]wsgy1111 11 points12 points ago

it's so 9gag that it talks like a fag and its shit's all retarded

[–]gijsr 0 points1 point ago

For those that don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRQijskAMp4

[–]Skylermonkey 23 points24 points ago

Seriously, damnlol

[–]McSpeedy 1 point2 points ago

I spent about twenty minutes trying to make my eyes do the same thing as the last picture.

[–]Shoeboxes0 3 points4 points ago

DAE LOVE LE ME-MES

[–]JinPT 6 points7 points ago

I wish I could show you the dog counterparts of this downvote I just gave you

[–]colinbr96 1 point2 points ago

[–]counting_kittens 5 points6 points ago

Peanut butter.

[–]vivvav 8 points9 points ago

IT'S NOT FUNNY, SHITBAG!

[–]purplekaleidoscope 3 points4 points ago

That's just not nice

[–]OnePoundSoft 4 points5 points ago

the last dog looks more like Smile.jpg

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 8 points9 points ago

[–]Ayevee 10 points11 points ago

Sweet looks like another all nighter

[–]ididareddit 4 points5 points ago

NO. FUCK YOU.

[–]Rilgin 2 points3 points ago

Damn it why did I click that.

[–]shadankium 4 points5 points ago

I swear in my life if these were cats this link would have so much less hate. I enjoyed it.

[–]epiclulz4real 2 points3 points ago

Cats don't have watermarks from shitty websites.

edit: Because I can't spell.

[–]shadankium 1 point2 points ago

No i meant like if the picture were cats instead of dogs. I also understand the shitty watermarks but there are also people commenting on how not funny it is.

[–]epiclulz4real 1 point2 points ago

I really don't find it funny at all. Although, to be fair, I can't stand /r/adviceanimals or/r/f7u12 so to each his own.

I am also an avid dog lover and can't stand cats. Except watching them do stupid things in youtube videos. That could entrance me for days.

[–]shadankium 1 point2 points ago

I am in the exact same boat as you, sir. Dogs are my favorite and cats jumping out of windows makes me lol. But generally the reddit community has some weird cat fetish and just starts to jerk off when they see cats. When they see dogs, however, the generally dislike them, unless they are dressed up funny.

[–]epiclulz4real 0 points1 point ago

I'll never understand the cat craze this site has. Some of the most unloyal, douche bag animals that ever walked this earth.

"Oh I'm going to pretend to be all sweet so you'll pet me, but as soon as your hand makes contact I'm going to attack you and sink my little razor teeth as far into your flesh as I can!" Devil animals.

[–]Preston3399 4 points5 points ago

Jackie Chan is NOT headache puppy.

[–]Wtcampbell 3 points4 points ago

Portland Timbers!!

[–]funkopolis 3 points4 points ago

I like that the most interesting man in the world is rocking a Portland Timbers branded beer.

[–]I_GUESS_IM_ON_REDDIT 2 points3 points ago

Reddit: Where you can tell by the amount of .JPEG if its a repost.

[–]l1nk1npark 1 point2 points ago

What are we, 9fags? We're better than this... aren't we?

[–]xiomen 3 points4 points ago

That last picture killed me lol

[–]Lindstad5 -1 points0 points ago

Why just why

[–]emerpus 2 points3 points ago

That isnt even dos equis....

[–]panda_nectar 0 points1 point ago

Seriously wtf is with that

[–]TimesWasting -1 points0 points ago

What kind of dog is the 6th one?

[–]TMox -1 points0 points ago

Were this original, and once it was, it would be awesome. (Only because I haven't seen it before.)

[–]elbowe21 1 point2 points ago

The dog that is supposed to look like Fry looks like snoop dogg. Well snoop lion.

[–]dylantrevor 2 points3 points ago

Hi there folks, sorry about the minor delay. We are just arriving in cancer city now. The weather is quite lovely. We hope you choose 9gag airlines for your next flight. Have a good day.

[–]Volsunga 1 point2 points ago

can we let these die yet?

[–]madison7 -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for the last one

[–]purplekaleidoscope 0 points1 point ago

Well, I thought it was pretty funny.

[–]kraken_kitty -1 points0 points ago

The last face made me almost wet myself, I was giggling so hard.

[–]Trolled1 0 points1 point ago

Except rage faces aren't memes.

[–]Duffle -1 points0 points ago

Saved the best for last

[–]thruid24 -1 points0 points ago

That last one is so funny omg.

[–]ivealreadyreddit10 -1 points0 points ago

I like the Me gusta puppy.

[–]ideanmalek 1 point2 points ago

DamnLOL is so pathetic it actually steals from 9gag.

[–]Wolfgang_Amadeus 0 points1 point ago

The black dog MIGHT be high.

[–]heiser7708 0 points1 point ago

Seriously how to people like cats more than dogs?

[–]joeyignorant 0 points1 point ago

last pic is the most terrifying dog i have ever seen

[–]techmeister -1 points0 points ago

Lol'd my shit on the last one. Bravo, sir, bravo.

[–]Sirtroz 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit dog pictures....

[–]scottsama -1 points0 points ago

Oh god that last one had me rolling xD

[–]LadySerenity 0 points1 point ago

Better yao ming dog: http://imgur.com/SRosS

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

That last one can't be a real animal.

[–]Gandalf_McGee 0 points1 point ago

Cancer. Cancer everywhere.

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

All the dogs are doing it better than humans/drawings.

Except for the Fry-one. He looks like he's about to die.

[–]bobrob48 0 points1 point ago

The last is the happy derp face, not me gusta.

[–]awid2007 0 points1 point ago

TRIPLE. REPOST......http://i.imgur.com/fY7S2.jpg

[–]evilgummysattack 1 point2 points ago

There is a difference between memes and rage faces.

[–]BlessYourFaces 0 points1 point ago

Rage faces ARE a meme.

[–]HadManySons 0 points1 point ago

I applaud your work but I agree with less than half of these. Just sayin'

[–]velociriah -4 points-3 points ago

It might be the exhaustion and it might be the nerves, but I laughed harder and harder as I scrolled down that list until the last one finally killed me. People in the airport were staring.

[–]dylantrevor -2 points-1 points ago

You're a dipshit.

[–]orthag -3 points-2 points ago

That last dog. It looks so retarded.

[–]skyman724 -3 points-2 points ago

The last one is epic.

DAT SMILE

[–]GlobindobinButler -3 points-2 points ago

The last to are best

[–]TheKingofPanclark -3 points-2 points ago

The me gusta dog killed me

[–]oddwhobody -3 points-2 points ago

That last one!

[–]jrxz2 -5 points-4 points ago

Dogs 4 thee win!!!

[–]WickedWench -2 points-1 points ago

I do NOT like that me gusta dog, I got chills when I saw that creepy as FUCK smile.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

me gusta

beep.

[–]DannysaurusRex 0 points1 point ago

This deserves more, too much kitty on the internet!

[–]solidzombie 0 points1 point ago

If only there were cats instead of dogs. Reddit would've been throwing buckets of karma at the screen.

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[–]PuddleLamp 0 points1 point ago

It has memes, it has animals, it's watermarked twice.

You should just stay off the internet until you understand what you've done wrong.

[–]tehkier 1 point2 points ago

get the cancer out of this subreddit, please

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[–]epiclulz4real -3 points-2 points ago

[–]stardustx12 -4 points-3 points ago

Oh man this was awesome. I lost it on the pic of the last dog. I lol'd hard!

[–]_pulsar -4 points-3 points ago

Haters gonna hate.

I laughed, I don't give a shit where it comes from.