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[–]Pokemonnkittens 52 points53 points ago

There are no boobs.

[–]monkeyMan5 10 points11 points ago

Stole the words from my mouth.

[–]NiceRepost 16 points17 points ago

There were boobs in your mouth?

[–]monkeyMan5 11 points12 points ago

One can only wish

[–]Pokemonnkittens 0 points1 point ago

As a female I've only had them in my mouth once, I don't recall being on reddit at the same time, so for me, no. no boobs in the mouth. :D

[–]Sniter 3 points4 points ago

tell me more about that "one time" for uhm... science :D?

[–]Pokemonnkittens 0 points1 point ago

Yes, yes, science. what would the world do without science?

[–]nerfbabble 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna guess breastfeeding

[–]Sniter -1 points0 points ago

So.... she is breastfeeding herself? O_o

[–]ipromack 3 points4 points ago

It also lacks Neil DT

[–]luke95836 2 points3 points ago

one cat... Why is there only one cat? I like many cats!!

[–]Boobwatcher 0 points1 point ago

I know! Right?

[–]Dubbys 59 points60 points ago

3 years ago.

[–]larkable 15 points16 points ago

I've not seen much House circlejerking, but I have seen a lot of "LOL WEHN DAOZ DUH NERWAL BAKON?? XDDD" posts in my year and a half here.

Otherwise, I really have no idea what's going on in this picture.

[–]The_Director 6 points7 points ago

When does the narwhal bacon was a dark age of reddit. Worst than waffles.

[–]JohnnyRompain 4 points5 points ago

Don't you mean... Never mind.

[–]chwilliam 4 points5 points ago

House was a major circle jerk around here. Some people just refused to admit it had gone south.

[–]larkable 4 points5 points ago

I apparently got here after that. I would totally participated, I absolutely love House.

I know it went south, but a fan generally doesn't care. I enjoyed pretty much every episode.

[–]ForeverARedditer 4 points5 points ago

You don't like House? I'm seriously watching it in a second window right now.

[–]larkable 2 points3 points ago

No, I fucking LOVE House.

I was just saying that I haven't seen any posts like "omg DAE last episode of house??" like with Community or Arrested Development. Stuff like that.

[–]ForeverARedditer 4 points5 points ago

Probably because House ended months ago. I'm pretty sad about it, too. I remember going to blockbuster with my dad once a week just so I could get a copy of House and watch the next few episodes.

[–]larkable 1 point2 points ago

I cried watching the ending. I never thought I would cry at a show ending before... but I did.

[–]ForeverARedditer -3 points-2 points ago

I really hated the last few seasons. I hated the last episode. No one likes cliffhangers. I like to think that House would go back to Princeton after Wilson dies and pretends he was in a fugue state (Like Walt in BrBa).

[–]Azartic 1 point2 points ago

Where at? I've been looking for a decent place to watch that show. . I never caught the first. . I dunno 4-5 seasons.. I watched the one where Thirteen, Kumar and that guy from galaxy quest were part of his team.

[–]Azartic -1 points0 points ago

Niice. . Oh and look! Two big titted women one both sides of the screen. Bonus.

[–]ForeverARedditer 0 points1 point ago

I'm not seeing them.

[–]Jenna_Kitten 0 points1 point ago

adblock?

[–]ForeverARedditer 0 points1 point ago

That's why.

[–]jimbobhas 1 point2 points ago

I don't even know what the narwhal bacon thing is. Doubt I was here when it was going off. What does it mean? Or is it like a secret club where no-one tells the new guys what its about?

[–]LAMBOS999 0 points1 point ago

Google it

[–]jimbobhas 0 points1 point ago

hmm seems silly, understandable though

[–]marram369 149 points150 points ago

How could you possibly think that this wouldn't be a repost?

[–]Dubbys 32 points33 points ago

Because Karma.

[–]cobaltgiant 5 points6 points ago

Wow, this looks like something specifically made for reddit. I bet nobody posted it yet for some reason though...dum de dum dum.

[–]Phoequinox -2 points-1 points ago

. . .And I'm done.

Does anyone know where there's a subreddit like r/funny without all the "REPOST!" comments?

[–]nman649 9 points10 points ago

Does anyone know where there's a subreddit like r/funny without all the reposts?

[–]nazihatinchimp 1 point2 points ago

I'm usually not the one with a pitchfork but come on. This is an obvious repost. I don't think people are as bothered by seeing the picture again as much as they are bothered by constant reminders that the community is no longer theirs.

[–]vortilad 0 points1 point ago

Go to the smaller subs. I tend to find see a lot less reposts there. However, reposts don't bother me, it's when people make up fake stories to accompany it.

"Hey look at this picture my brother took two years ago while ice skating on a cloud made of a bacon."

[–]Shoeboxes0 13 points14 points ago

That's been for sale at the reddit store for a long time, pally. http://store.xkcd.com/reddit/#redditmemeposter

[–]Zafiada[S] -1 points0 points ago

Been a redditor for six months, sorry. And thanks for informing me on a reddit store!

[–]SitnaltaPhix 65 points66 points ago

Not enough cats, not Enough atheism.

[–]maelfyn 20 points21 points ago

Not enough taking it up the tailpipe from their hipster boyfriends.

[–]leonox 8 points9 points ago

I don't see god in that picture. Checkmate theists.

[–]Jenna_Kitten 5 points6 points ago

ceiling cat

[–]LifeasV 13 points14 points ago

I see no bacon. What a disappointment

EDIT: oh now I see it. Now I see it.

[–]bison999 11 points12 points ago

It's on the bar stool between the narwhale and the guy wearing the bag.

[–]thedarklordkyp 2 points3 points ago

House has that fish thing on his jacket.

[–]jottow4 -1 points0 points ago

That is an envolope.

[–]thedarklordkyp 0 points1 point ago

Above that.

[–]Drderp134 4 points5 points ago

Not enough doctor who perhaps?

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 4 points5 points ago

Ceiling cat. Top right.

[–]Ruskin -1 points0 points ago

And where the fuck is my hero, Neil Patrick Harris.

[–]RoblesZX -2 points-1 points ago

I remember this being first posted over 2 years ago. /r/athesim wasn't as big as it is now. Therefore, not as annoying.

[–]Arthener 20 points21 points ago

Why google things that reddit like??? Go on reddit dammit...

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 8 points9 points ago

You all must be new here... licenseplate drew this a very long time ago.

* Edit: Actually, licenseplate is just referenced in this. I forget who actually drew it now... it wasn't SIDT I don't think.

* Edit 2: My original comment was correct; licenseplate did, in fact, draw this. Thank you ytknows.

[–]Zafiada[S] 3 points4 points ago

Okay thanks for telling me. I've been here for about six months so sorry is it was a repost.

[–]ytknows 2 points3 points ago

/u/licenseplate did draw this. She was/is also involved in the Secret Santa gift exchange, which is why her name is also on that list.

[–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 0 points1 point ago

Ok, glad to know my long-term memory is intact... sorta. Thanks!

[–]pextris 5 points6 points ago

This is by licenseplate.

Here's another design she did for radio reddit

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 0 points1 point ago

licenseplate is a girl? I never knew...

[–]Pianokeyer 12 points13 points ago

False. There's a spider in the corner of the Narwhal Room.

[–]kimdealz 5 points6 points ago

Reddit likes House?

[–]Herbert3k 7 points8 points ago

I miss him so much :-(

[–]quantumpsych 0 points1 point ago

he's doing films now, movin' on up.:-)

[–]Biscuits23 9 points10 points ago

Since this picture is 3 years old, the relevancy has gone down. A lot.

[–]IronLung420 5 points6 points ago

We do?

[–]packerbacker1221 8 points9 points ago

We did when this was made.

[–]ErsatzCats 1 point2 points ago

Just Hugh Laurie.

[–]Humping_a_cheesecake 5 points6 points ago

Why the hell is Tyson not on here?

[–]TrindadeDisciple 11 points12 points ago

What pointless karma who- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]Daimoneze 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, these fucking children come on there thin-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[–]Looks_Good_In_Hats 1 point2 points ago

I would switch Horatio with Neil Degrasse Tyson, Zack Braff or Louis CK.

[–]icanhazusernamez 1 point2 points ago

no doctor who?

[–]a_bear_armory 3 points4 points ago

Well you obviously don't know that reddit hates repost...

[–]the_nerdster 5 points6 points ago

Is that Cthulhu in a ball pit?

[–]icanhazusernamez 2 points3 points ago

yes.

[–]darik132 5 points6 points ago

There's no trees

[–]AwesomeAJ 3 points4 points ago

Its missing a few things....

[–]StickyBunz1 6 points7 points ago

I'd say...

[–]notacrook 19 points20 points ago

Oh god, this just made me realize how much reddit has changed. This is like, two years old, and is sold in the reddit store.

It's not really missing anything - its a great snapshot of what memes were popular two years ago.

[–]willrr3rd 2 points3 points ago

where the hell is Neil Patrick Harris?

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 5 points6 points ago

Not enough boobs, bacon, or Doctor Who.

[–]kungfookitten 0 points1 point ago

No FSM?

[–]yovii 0 points1 point ago

Missing animation? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]xxllamacornxx 0 points1 point ago

No NPH?

[–]TastyHorse 0 points1 point ago

Where. The fuck. Are the boobs.

[–]coder2 0 points1 point ago

Where is gorram Firefly??

[–]jay_gun 0 points1 point ago

Needs more cowbell.

[–]rmiller415 0 points1 point ago

So much win, took over 5 minutes to take it all in.

[–]mattylsd 2 points3 points ago

You must be new here.

[–]Zafiada[S] -1 points0 points ago

Six months. Sorry, man.

[–]Pokemonnkittens -1 points0 points ago

Longer than me

[–]buttunz 4 points5 points ago

Damn, I remember when the user first illustrated this... I wish I could find out who it was... can anyone help?

[–]GERSBERMSBERKS -1 points0 points ago

Incomplete without:

Weed

Gonewild

[–]teusz16 1 point2 points ago

Needs moar boobs.

[–]IronLung420 -1 points0 points ago

BACON!!!

[–]Iamnotb0b -1 points0 points ago

B-B-B-B-BACON!

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 0 points1 point ago

Stool.

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Not enough bacon.

[–]KelpMonger 0 points1 point ago

Test Comment: Please Ignore

[–]beccaw 2 points3 points ago

I'd say this is accurate, there are no women after all lol

[–]satineclair 1 point2 points ago

Where are the Brother printers?

[–]vocalyzer -1 points0 points ago

Anyone find any Easter Eggs?

[–]WhatTheFhtagn -1 points0 points ago

Spider in the corner, next to the upvoted astronaut.

[–]yafasil -1 points0 points ago

Where's gonewild? lol

[–]RedGK 0 points1 point ago

Wheres the bacon?

[–]Ian1732 2 points3 points ago

It's on the stool.

[–]RedGK 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I was too busy looking at the narwal to notice it. :x Thanks :u

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point ago

ASCII unicorns? That's new to me.

[–]RHesketh -1 points0 points ago

Sadly doesn't contain the three B's, Bacon, beer and boobies.

[–]purplekaleidoscope 0 points1 point ago

It has bacon, just no beer or boobs

[–]RHesketh 0 points1 point ago

You're right, but there isn't enough bacon to go around. Or beer or boobs for that matter.

[–]trikillr42 1 point2 points ago

I don't see any weed D:

[–]loveycuddles -1 points0 points ago

Where is Half Life 3?

[–]DisapprovingSeal 3 points4 points ago

The crowbar?

[–]Kinomi -1 points0 points ago

I had to look WAY too hard to find a cat

[–]iamhome247 -1 points0 points ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[–]juzcallmeg0d -1 points0 points ago

No cumbox :(

[–]NoahsArk21 -1 points0 points ago

not enough heisenburg

[–]Ehler -1 points0 points ago

Anyone should update it with cats, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Gaben and a bible burning or something like that.

[–]TheBeardedChef -1 points0 points ago

Needs Neil Degrasse Tyson and Robin Williams

[–]stemgang 0 points1 point ago

Can you name one thing that Reddit dislikes?

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 0 points1 point ago

Fags.

[–]stemgang 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say "reposts."

[–]thepizzaman222 -1 points0 points ago

meh... Needs more cats.

[–]So_angry_right_now -1 points0 points ago

Why no corgi?

[–]ElKayakista -1 points0 points ago

you seem to have forgotten something http://imgur.com/K8hSg

[–]ienjoyedit -1 points0 points ago

I was about to ask, "where is the cat," but then I realized... and stopped fapping...

[–]HonestAbeee -1 points0 points ago

Anybody notice the NOPE?

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[–]Mother_of_Three 0 points1 point ago

Many redditors like child porn.

[–]bitter_twin_farmer -1 points0 points ago

Where are the video games?

[–]majorbro -1 points0 points ago

Seeing this post is a first for me with this picture.. and as a result, if you are on Reddit right now, if you haven't seen it before, how could you not upvote it?

[–]getmadbaby -1 points0 points ago

Was not disappoint.

[–]dylantrevor 1 point2 points ago

This is quite cancer.

[–]kezeran -1 points0 points ago

Not a single BrBa refrence?

[–]mica720 -1 points0 points ago

No portal?

[–]Tikibasket -1 points0 points ago

If this is "Things Reddit Likes" why do I see a spider

[–]SomeCityInCanada -1 points0 points ago

Not enough cats.

[–]Jerri_ -1 points0 points ago

Where are the cats?

[–]FliesInMyEyes -1 points0 points ago

You forgot Slaughterhouse-Five.

[–]Pipps0 -1 points0 points ago

Where's the bacon? WHERE'S THE BACON!?!?

[–]Sovrage -1 points0 points ago

Needs more cats.

[–]davidisaboss -1 points0 points ago

Needs an Ocelot.

[–]SammySosa000 1 point2 points ago

Disco ball.

[–]Wildfire9 1 point2 points ago

I remember when this was originally posted....

[–]redbaloons99 -1 points0 points ago

just one cat?

[–]jambispot -1 points0 points ago

I don't see bacon anywhere..

[–]FullMoon1108 -1 points0 points ago

I like the ceiling cat

[–]itsridicuuulous -1 points0 points ago

There is no Nicholas Cage or cats

[–]johnnydunk 1 point2 points ago

Ahh i remember that. Good times.

[–]DebatableAwesome -1 points0 points ago

Where the fuck are the cats?

[–]HyperSpaz 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this a poster you can buy in the store? This is very near to the least original submission I can think of.

[–]reddells -1 points0 points ago

What's the bag head thing?

[–]Brickfrigid -1 points0 points ago

Dat Leprechaun drawing

[–]Shadoshi -1 points0 points ago

What's the guy with the bag on his head?

[–]proto_sidle -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for the OC, this is great. Why has this never been on reddit before?

[–]Bear_naked_grylls -1 points0 points ago

Not enough cats

[–]Boobwatcher 1 point2 points ago

Why the geocaching?

[–]arkofcovenant -1 points0 points ago

All Glory To The Hypnotoad

[–]Hypericales -1 points0 points ago

Needs a 2012 Version

[–]xTreeLine -1 points0 points ago

I don't see Louis C.K. OR bacon.

[–]EA317 -1 points0 points ago

No bacon . . .

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

You could have just gone to 4chan.org

[–]OmitsWordsByAccident 0 points1 point ago

I was pleased to find Calvin and Hobbes missing from this... it's even more overrated than everything else in this picture.

[–]Tralan 0 points1 point ago

There is far too little Calvin and Hobbes, Star Wars, and pokemon in this picture for Reddit to like.

[–]tonywartooth 0 points1 point ago

Could have just showed a picture of stale bread with 4chan on it. And maybe a lot more self satisfaction in running memes into the ground.

[–]infernal_llamas 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else reminded of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy offices?

[–]studioprisoner95 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to need that flier... "Learn how to peel a banana!" definitely made for me...

[–]--putty-- 0 points1 point ago

[–]holly2680 0 points1 point ago

ya gotta be fresh.

[–]Username200 0 points1 point ago

cancerous faggot " things reddit likes" You faggs will really do ANYTHING for fucking imaginary internet points

[–]THE_BOSS93 0 points1 point ago

Is that Cthulhu in the friggin ball pit? O.o

[–]bettyechelon 0 points1 point ago

If I recall correctly, this is a poster for sale in the Reddit store.

[–]GordonMcFreeman 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god, it even has how to peel a banana!

[–]Kosard 0 points1 point ago

only one cat? this is an outrage.

[–]fairlyCertain 0 points1 point ago

Not enough Cum box.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 0 points1 point ago

I would have expected to see someone giving Julian Assange a handjob.

[–]Mernayi 0 points1 point ago

Reddit, doesnt like reddit they're trapped by it and can't get out of it.

[–]Triffgits 0 points1 point ago

where are the trees

[–]Luke_Banks 0 points1 point ago

Spot on. Full of 4chan memes.

[–]sweener96 0 points1 point ago

There should be more cats... And bacon lots of bacon

[–]zgoku 1 point2 points ago

Tyson, Sagan, and Louis are missing!

[–]Blinsin -1 points0 points ago

No Mitch Hedberg?

[–]atlanticblue 1 point2 points ago

Reddit likes reposts.

[–]Sniglet5000 -1 points0 points ago

found my new wallpaper. repost or not, i dig it

[–]fawowow 0 points1 point ago

Not enough SAGAN

[–]thecrabpeople 1 point2 points ago

Who else see the leprechaun? Say YEAAH!

[–]GitEmSteveDave -1 points0 points ago

YEAH!

[–]epmca -1 points0 points ago

[–]TimesWasting -2 points-1 points ago

My problem with Reddit isn't the things they like, but that they think those things are the "correct" or "best" things to like and if you like other things, you have a bad taste.

[–]Dr_Medic345 -2 points-1 points ago

Anything about Atheism? Can't see it.

[–]DisapprovingSeal 0 points1 point ago

I'm assuming the Darwin fish on House's lapel, but that's not really an atheist-exclusive trait.

[–]Dr_Medic345 -1 points0 points ago

Things that are missing- A Cumbox Bag of Doritos Jolly Ranchers. An intese hatred for religion and wanting to give a handy to Bill Nye (looking at you r/atheism.

[–]ForeverARedditer 0 points1 point ago

House is an athiest. Done.

[–]cassieee 0 points1 point ago

I am so happy to see Rodney Stanger on this.

[–]GetTheFunkOutMaFace -2 points-1 points ago

Where is the bacon?

[–]sixstringartist -1 points0 points ago

My response was, "But, but theres not cat.... oh... ceiling cat... not bad..."