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[–]beamoflaser 536 points537 points ago

it's just a porn shoot for a cripple fetish. Pretty sure the cast is fake

http://www.fantacast.com NSFW <- from that 4chan thread

[–]sheriff_skullface 722 points723 points ago

cripple fetish

sigh okay

[–]Rainbowgrim 315 points316 points ago

Ahhh... The regret fap...

[–]tacoh 87 points88 points ago

The pity fuck..

[–]UncleTedGenneric 126 points127 points ago

Logical next step:

The pity fap?

[–]Dusty88Chunks 21 points22 points ago

Then crippling depression or agoraphobia or some shit

[–]UncleTedGenneric 27 points28 points ago

And the Rule 34 Mobius Loop continues.

[–]jesmo5 69 points70 points ago

No fapping! Apparently some fucker signed us all up for no fapping in September.

[–]explosivo85 52 points53 points ago

We don't have to live by his rules.

[–]Itsascrnnam 8 points9 points ago

No! No! Not again! I barely made it through February! I almost killed a poor girl at a party with that spoiled seed that had been brewing in there for the month! Poor girl swallowed it... Needless to say my seed is not on the side of the highway. Friends call me Johnny nut-seed now, spreading my seed throughout the land

[–]MostInterestingDuck 23 points24 points ago

IT'S SEPTEMBER!!! STOP!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

[–]JarlofDenmark 128 points129 points ago

To Hell with you and your no fap September.

[–]GirlChris 21 points22 points ago

No, I'm gonna do it. For real. I'll have so much free time.

[–]EpicusMaximus 54 points55 points ago

No, you'll just spend more time on reddit.

[–]ClockStalker 35 points36 points ago

/u/EpicusMaximus: Analyzing 189 comments and submissions over the last 343 days

Hypothesized location: Central North America

Observe the time and fly from evil

[–]oooWooo 10 points11 points ago

That quote seems incredibly relevant.

[–]thecrimsontim 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

...

do me.

[–]MongoBeef 3 points4 points ago

Thats what she said.

[–]haydener 2 points3 points ago

that's her though too

[–]setgol123 0 points1 point ago

Do me Do me!

[–]cpnHindsight 67 points68 points ago

[–]G-0ff 18 points19 points ago

every thread...

[–]dbt4949 15 points16 points ago

Just when you think nothing will ever suprise you again-cripple fetish.

[–]byleth 5 points6 points ago

TIL.

[–]derleth 247 points248 points ago

it's just a porn shoot for a cripple fetish.

I love how this is the reasonable, adult explanation.

[–]jesusray 6 points7 points ago

This just in, Derleth is against veterans getting laid. More at 11.

[–]dialpopcornfortime 140 points141 points ago

How do you know about this?! BTW, dinner is ready. Love, Mom.

[–]dkassen 65 points66 points ago

What in the antichrist's name does your account name mean?!

[–]txstoploss 261 points262 points ago

In the dim past [50s, maybe early 60s] you could actually dial P-O-P-C-O-R-N (767-2676) and get a recorded voice telling you the time.

Source: I'm old and used to live in the SF Bay Area.

[–]elbruce 141 points142 points ago

I'm amazed that there was a valid explanation for that.

[–]Meiresthai 36 points37 points ago

Its weird that I now feel like I'm in a cult for having used that service...

[–]fishmaster5k 15 points16 points ago

we use to call it "calling god" because we would get the time AND temperature

[–]Rufface 43 points44 points ago

That lasted into the 90's

[–]ForMaughamAndApplePi 25 points26 points ago

Mind = blown. I dialed this number well into the late eighties, and never once realized that it spelled POPCORN. TIL I might be a little slow, thanks Reddit.

[–]Ken_Climo 11 points12 points ago

I dialed this into the late 90s (also Bay Area)

[–]viyh 9 points10 points ago

It was actually 767-anything, just POPCORN was an easy way for people to remember that prefix. It also lasted until a few years ago (late 2000s).

Edit: 2007 apparently. Here's the article: http://articles.latimes.com/2007/aug/29/business/fi-lazarus29

[–]BlandGuy 3 points4 points ago

That doesn't still work? Darn ...

[–]slydon1 2 points3 points ago

I miss 718-387-6962

just a local call to Brooklyn

[–]Pollyanna584 25 points26 points ago

I remember this! Back before cell phones were popular you could call popcorn (767-2676) and it gave you the exact time! I just tried it and it doesn't work anymore :( Right in the childhood....

[–]YourFaceIsTasty 10 points11 points ago

That would be awesome. Wish 8675309 still worked :/

[–]dirtworshippers 15 points16 points ago

I live in Rhode Island, and 401-867-5309 is a plumbing company here.

[–]YourFaceIsTasty 11 points12 points ago

I guess.... That could work.... For a good time?

[–]Darrius_McG 2 points3 points ago

Does Jenny work there or something?

[–]guvner 5 points6 points ago

321-867-5309 dials Kennedy Space Center!

[–]ElectroFlasherFilms 30 points31 points ago

This explains the cute girl posing like this...

[–]Mixin_Up_Yer_Crayons 26 points27 points ago

the internet is running out of stuff to fap to

[–]djkimothy 14 points15 points ago

Just found my new fetish.

[–]LifeFailure 5 points6 points ago

One does not simply acquire fetishes!

[–]KingWilson 34 points35 points ago

Yeah, the Mike Patton autograph is suspect. Or perhaps undeniably likely. I haven't decided yet.

[–]W1k3 11 points12 points ago

20 bucks a month.... jeeze

[–]Master_Cheddar 23 points24 points ago

Definitely a fake cast. Notice where it says "Call Me 867-5309"

[–]foebea 55 points56 points ago

While this cast is staged, that phrase could easily be written on the cast of a true cast.

[–]CCCPironCurtain 80 points81 points ago

Impossible. Have you ever tried? The cast rejects it. Shoots the pen back up into your eye. I had a friend do it once. Once.

[–]Gonzobot 20 points21 points ago

I guess it must have been a legitimate pen.

[–]Sarge_McBeans 2 points3 points ago

It's nice to see a phone number with its own entry at Urban Dictionary.

[–]gman94 4 points5 points ago

Tommy Tutone

[–]toastedipod 7 points8 points ago

One one one, one one one one.. Hello? Nope

One one one, one one one two.. Hello? Blast!

Damn you Tommy tutone

[–]Oheina 18 points19 points ago

You did it wrong.

"oh, I know! 867-5309. Oh, wait, that's not it. Damn you Tommy Tutone! ... 111-1111. Lois? Damn! 111-1112. Lois? Damn! 111-1113...."

[–]ArtemisMaximus 17 points18 points ago

At first I was ashamed of myself for knowing this already, but then I realized that I know this because it has been reposted tons of times. Op should be ashamed of himself.

[–]GerhardtDH 2 points3 points ago

I came her to inform reddit that this is an amature porn shoot, evidence being it's on my hard drive, but since you already did that, upvote for you

[–]astrosurf21 80 points81 points ago

How does one realize that they have a cripple fetish

[–]injekted 76 points77 points ago

I didn't know until I saw this pic.

[–]ZachDawg832 9 points10 points ago

You don't have a cripple fetish. You just find an attractive woman to be sexually arousing, regardless of her being crippled or not.

[–]Nayef26 15 points16 points ago

you suck the fun out of the room don't you?

[–]DanielPeverley 20 points21 points ago

Katawa Shoujo usually.

Oh Rin....

[–]Sanic_The_Sandraker 7 points8 points ago

Rin was nice :3

[–]Gebus 9 points10 points ago

play katawa shoujo.

[–]leprechaunsarereal 34 points35 points ago

....this

[–]TFB82 33 points34 points ago

That's a nice wash cloth.

[–]Imissyourgirlfriend2 6 points7 points ago

[–]Diablosblizz 338 points339 points ago

Weird fetish or not, one of the best looking pussies I've ever seen:

http://i.imgur.com/ibkaa.jpg

[–]IAMAHIPO_ocolor 136 points137 points ago

Was expecting stupid redditor making a pun about the kitten.

Was pleasantly surprised.

[–]Diablosblizz 25 points26 points ago

There is still hope in some of us...

[–]_BitSoup 16 points17 points ago

Holy shit. I completely agree.

[–]nauree 38 points39 points ago

I guess you havnt seen /r/gonewild's top post then? Truly, a redditor holds the title of best pussy in the world.

[–]HanzKrebs 28 points29 points ago

NO FAP SEPTEMBER IS FOR PUSSIES!

[–]johnny_appletits 10 points11 points ago

Clever

[–]puskunk 8 points9 points ago

Clicked, went to top, all time, and it's a guy covering his man boobs.....

[–]Diablosblizz 15 points16 points ago

Mind linking, can't seem to find it.

[–]_timmie_ 56 points57 points ago

Sweet fancy moses.

[–]whytofu 25 points26 points ago

It feels like I just saw the gates of Heaven.

[–]SuckMyFuckingClit 2 points3 points ago

more?

[–]xxllamacornxx 8 points9 points ago

It looks like one of those hookers where you pay by sliding your creditcl card through her vagina flaps and the transaction is made.

[–]madatown 79 points80 points ago

Its that a Mike Patton signature? Come on....

[–]CaribouLoser 27 points28 points ago

"I deserve a reward, because I'm the best fuck that you'll ever have!"

[–]schplat 9 points10 points ago

And if I tightened up my hole you may never see the light again.

[–]GanoesParan 5 points6 points ago

There's always an easy way out

There's always an easy way out

You need something wet in your mouth

YOU NEED SOMETHING WET IN YOUR MOUTH

[–]malkalfel 72 points73 points ago

what a cute kitten!

[–]anatkh 21 points22 points ago

I really like the pussy.

[–]munkyxtc 47 points48 points ago

I don't have a source right now, but I remember seeing a thread of these pictures.

Apparently there was a gaping hole in the full body cast fetish category of Rule 34 so these pictures filled that void.

EDIT: Warning: NSFW Here ya go... source

[–]mrchicano209 12 points13 points ago

My anit-virus blocked the linked. Is it safe?

[–]munkyxtc 22 points23 points ago

Its a link to 4Chan so the 'safeness' if the link is debatable but you should be at risk of a virus by just viewing the link

[–]munkyxtc 18 points19 points ago

*shouldnt be at risk. sorry stupid autocorrect.

[–]Teflon_McDermit 21 points22 points ago

I think your auto correct was.... Correct.

[–]wanking_furiously 5 points6 points ago

You can edit comments. The convention is to fix the error and then put at the bottom 'edit:[what you changed]'.

[–]Demonscum 6 points7 points ago

The only thing that could happen to you on 4Chan is that you have a chance of encountering Child Porn. (Pretty much only on /b/, but those posts get deleted and posters gets perma banned) Risk of a virus? Don't make me laugh.

[–]duke-ette006 10 points11 points ago

Of course someone wrote call me when she's in that position!

[–]gremm 26 points27 points ago

Yeah...did ya notice the number? LoL 867-5309

[–]duke-ette006 9 points10 points ago

Hey Jenny!

[–]orangekid13 60 points61 points ago

[–]skyman724 26 points27 points ago

A fisting is the last thing she needs.

[–]jaasx 9 points10 points ago

At least she's got her pussy.

[–]mainemade 6 points7 points ago

I had a cast like this except it didn't extend so far up my torso. It was for a broken femur that I sustained from being hit by a car. It was real hard to go to the bathroom, as you can imagine.

[–]MegatronXbgol 8 points9 points ago

She had sex with Terry Crews. He blew her back out.

[–]SevenwithaT 7 points8 points ago

Why is there a dish towel up her vagina?

[–]cdsparkles 15 points16 points ago

Doesn't matter had sex

[–]Hoagster51 28 points29 points ago

Its called a Hip Spica, they are normally done on young children (<5yo) who have broken (fractured) their femur (thigh) or pelvis. Basically used to immobilize the patient and support their pelvis as their bones heal.

I have never seen one on an adult before so yeah I its probably porn.

SOURCE: I work as a Paediatric Perioperative Nurse.

[–]mysterious_ferret 11 points12 points ago

My dad actually had one on his body when a huge metal beam went through his leg back in the 70's- and he was 16, so mostly full grown. I saw (thankfully covered) pictures of it the other day.

[–]BallinCarrot 6 points7 points ago

No joke, first thing I saw was the kitten.

[–]ThomaSTi 5 points6 points ago

I lol'd at the "Call me 867-5309"

[–]PublicUrinator 9 points10 points ago

Too much snu snu.

[–]gjmnigro 3 points4 points ago

Is it bad that i'd still do her?

[–]guitarguy109 3 points4 points ago

I think it's only bad if she says "no"

[–]ArthriticNinja 4 points5 points ago

I would willingly injure myself to the point of needing a body cast if that's what it took for Mike Patton to sign my thigh.

[–]kamikazewhovian 4 points5 points ago

Did anyone else see the towel covering her vagina and think the red patch was menstrual blood? No? Just me then

[–]BTC_Billy 8 points9 points ago

According to Brad, she's clumbsy.

[–]Trypanosoma 3 points4 points ago

Bullshit.. No one has ever won a game of Tic-Tac-Toe on the first game.

[–]Obiwan123 3 points4 points ago

Damn you Rule 34!!!!

[–]swampy13 1 point2 points ago

Does no one see 867-5309 on her cast? Who dare misses a Tutone lyric?

[–]Rodeeo 3 points4 points ago

SNU SNU!

[–]lol-i-am-a-banana 3 points4 points ago

SNU SNU! DEATH BY SNU SNU!

[–]F-Minus 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I was just thinking...

Is it just me? Or is her expression and that bizarre rag/panty placement disturbingly suggestive?

[–]timechuck 7 points8 points ago

At least she didnt break the important part.

[–]randye94 4 points5 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]an_ugly_american 6 points7 points ago

once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair

[–]KJM321 2 points3 points ago

... Soo.... Nobody noticed the kitty?

[–]yunoletmeoff16 2 points3 points ago

gotta love how tom signed her boobs

[–]WearyMorlock 2 points3 points ago

And that's why Superman no longer tags humans.

[–]Droch 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed nobody signed it "Insert Penis Here" above her crotch!

[–]CoyoteStark 2 points3 points ago

Mark, apparently.

[–]sniktawnailliv 2 points3 points ago

Is that a dish towel covering her vulva?

[–]Violentguy 2 points3 points ago

Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.

[–]Arthur_Vandelay 2 points3 points ago

Oh hi mark

[–]Caledonian_Scot 3 points4 points ago

I would.

[–]aidanyourmum 3 points4 points ago

Snu snu

[–]wolfhunter2 2 points3 points ago

death by snu snu

[–]ItsAnArt 2 points3 points ago

[–]I__Know__Things 0 points1 point ago

i actually wore a cast like that. I broke my femur very close to my hip-femur joint. I was in traction for three weeks and had to where that cast for about a month. No bueno.

[–]kickulus 0 points1 point ago

'call me' My favorite.

[–]snowtires 1 point2 points ago

Lots of pussy in this pic.

[–]4chanexplorer 1 point2 points ago

my vote is on this

[–]Nolan19 0 points1 point ago

I think mark did it....

[–]MegurineLuka14 1 point2 points ago

Hey, a kitten.

[–]TehMascot -1 points0 points ago

Dammit i knew my sister needed cash, didn't think it was that bad...

[–]reireally 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed to learn the truth on account I was guessing she got a kitten out of her would-be accident.

[–]georgeo 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, plaster casts! Who wouldn't be turned on?

[–]Like-A-Cuban 0 points1 point ago

Sex injury, nothing I can't fuck with.

[–]the_dying_punk 1 point2 points ago

Yes it may be fake, or it could be a broken pelvis with a Broken tibia/fibia.

[–]krlitoalmonte 0 points1 point ago

The loudest "WTF" I've said in my mind

[–]ieatbreakfast 0 points1 point ago

Bane got to her.. Then fucked her

[–]ibelieveindance-a 1 point2 points ago

Turn on = Mike Patton signature inner thigh. I was like, mmmpatz.

[–]iRainMak3r 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner....

[–]sturulessf 1 point2 points ago

Mike Patton. Awesome.

[–]sexysuperhotgirl 0 points1 point ago

It was probably Mark..or Justin..or Kyle they signed their dirty work.

[–]Unshavenhelga -1 points0 points ago

Fake. Sexy a bit, but fake.

[–]grantmeaccess 0 points1 point ago

Think of the possibilities...!!!

[–]Teahes 1 point2 points ago

4chan>>Reddit>>9gag

[–]isp1thotfire 0 points1 point ago

God fucking damn it. I'm going to rage quit the internet.

[–]therealcosby 0 points1 point ago

uhh

[–]TheThingToSay -1 points0 points ago

lol...I am confused...and aroused...and..i just don't know any more

[–]BreadNugget -1 points0 points ago

Sooooo Beeezaarrreeee...

GL w/that!

[–]xxtdwpxx92 1 point2 points ago

Why is she holding a cat?

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

Would still fuck

[–]sy_5463 0 points1 point ago

The kitten is a nice touch.

[–]Tjkim 0 points1 point ago

Well, it appears to me that she had a little too much fun with the hulk.

[–]DrJOESanchez -1 points0 points ago

Since when did rape stop being a challenge?

[–]marcosluna15 0 points1 point ago

didn't mean to break her during sexy times

[–]southfloridajoe 1 point2 points ago

reverse snu snu

[–]Lalabadie 1 point2 points ago

It's the eager-psycho stare that gives me the creeps.

[–]Trollshot 1 point2 points ago

Lol on her left leg I saw my name. Weirdly enough it looks exactly like my writing , and I also happen to sign my name almost the same way.

[–]cpellegrino 0 points1 point ago

that kitten is so cute :)

[–]drummerboy2749 0 points1 point ago

At least she can still fuck....

[–]Ballsalot 0 points1 point ago

Snu snu

[–]DarkN1gh7 -1 points0 points ago

Can I smell your flowers?

[–]dellgrant21 1 point2 points ago

There are 2 pussies in this photo.... There is by far not enough up votes for this post.

[–]CrunchyMom 1 point2 points ago

I had the exact same cast when I was 8. I broke my right femur bone messing around on my sisters bike. I had to wear it for 2 months. Not fun.

[–]fr3shoutthabox 0 points1 point ago

Her cat is showing.

[–]OhNobleNarwhal 1 point2 points ago

She more than likely broke her femur. Her right one at that. My neighbor did in second grade and had to wear a near full body cast as well. Due to the size of the bone, literally nothing was allowed to move so he could heal. Oh and he had a hole like that so he could use the bathroom

[–]Quizian 1 point2 points ago

Not everything is broken wink wink

[–]i-ren 0 points1 point ago

I´m pretty sure I´d know how to break her body...

[–]samanthakm9 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for little cat

[–]RichSnitch 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, I'm into it.

[–]MathewMurdock -1 points0 points ago

I'd break her body.

[–]y2kh8r 0 points1 point ago

I'm just going to go ahead and assume that skoften.net is some sort of cast fetish site. Sure, I could just go there, but... okay, what the hell, BRB...

Looks like some sort of mixed media grab bag. Damn, I thought that was going to be interesting.

[–]Traii 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter, had snoo snoo.

[–]ace280 -1 points0 points ago

She went black...

[–]Urbanviking1 0 points1 point ago

Had sex with the Hulk.

[–]ast3r3x 0 points1 point ago

I had a similar cast when I was about 4 or 5 and broke my femur lengthwise. Partly on one leg, down the other, partly up my torso.

[–]junos_fart 0 points1 point ago

Smush

[–]ewokfarmer 0 points1 point ago

For a cripple you're actually really hot.

[–]pwnzor4ever 0 points1 point ago

Once you go black.... You gonna need a wheel chair.

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

At least she can still work.

[–]titsaresoft 0 points1 point ago

Mark's fault.

[–]lvii22 0 points1 point ago

"But she had a cast all over her body!!" "Doesn't matter, had sex"

[–]chazzeromus 0 points1 point ago

Her body is ready. Whatever that means.

[–]Ehrler -1 points0 points ago

Only upvoted because of cat