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[–]HeadacheM 39 points40 points ago

I'm pretty stupid, I thought it said "I'm a sign" with sign misspelled, then i realized

[–]BringBackTheWhalers 6 points7 points ago

I would have preferred that.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 229 points230 points ago

License and registration please. I'm going to need you to step out of the car and place your hands behind your back.

[–]igetdownvotedalot 77 points78 points ago

Redditor for 0 days.

567 comment karma.

Wat.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 137 points138 points ago

I don't do it for the karma sir. I do it for the good of Reddit.

[–]igetdownvotedalot 34 points35 points ago

Thank you for your service, sir.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 59 points60 points ago

Thank you citizen. You push our department harder to do our jobs.

[–]igetdownvotedalot 23 points24 points ago

I like you.

Let's be friends.

[–]PickyConnor 18 points19 points ago

Fuck cops

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 47 points48 points ago

Say it again. *pulls out taser

[–]RiPotato 35 points36 points ago

FUCK COPS. FUCK COPS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUDJJLOAJSHSJSKDJFBJXJXJCJOXPALWMDJX

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 29 points30 points ago

Are you taunting me? *puts taser away, pulls out pistol.

[–]FoldedNut 20 points21 points ago

[–]Delusional_Realist 2 points3 points ago

....You don't have any drugs on you, do you sir? *Shoots Ripotato 71 times.

[–]bassman1805 1 point2 points ago

Yes, yes he is.

[–]ruckuslol 2 points3 points ago

Don't taze me bro.

[–]mardfet 0 points1 point ago

Making our website a safer place. Thank you SRPD

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 5 points6 points ago

No worries.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police -1 points0 points ago

Your welcome citizen.

[–]LetsHavePun -1 points0 points ago

Your

And just like that, I remembered why Reddit hates the police.

No but in all seriousness, you are the hero Reddit needs.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 1 point2 points ago

You are correct. I'm not the grammer police though...

[–]LetsHavePun 4 points5 points ago

grammer

This had better be on purpose...

[–]Smelly_dildo -1 points0 points ago

Fuck da police. Except you, you're cool.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police -1 points0 points ago

I could say the same about smelly dildos.

[–]alreadytakenusername 5 points6 points ago

Just out of curiosity, what is your civilian username, sir?

[–]WendyLRogers3 4 points5 points ago

Do you like, date, civilians, who are, like, turned on by uniforms?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 11 points12 points ago

I cannot give out information like that sir.

[–]alreadytakenusername 4 points5 points ago

I can understand, officer.

[–]Varnishedchrome 1 point2 points ago

But WILL YOU?

[–]alreadytakenusername 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I take the Fifth on that.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police -4 points-3 points ago

It's like a superhero and a secret identity just without the superhero part. I am a regular person like all of you.

[–]atheist_trollno1 1 point2 points ago

You're the hero Reddit deserves, not the one it needs.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 9 points10 points ago

I am no hero citizen. Just your average man tired of reposts.

[–]geoffdog77 2 points3 points ago

Waging a one man war against most o the users of reddit... I like this.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 0 points1 point ago

I need the REA (repost enforcement agency) to help me. Do you know how many people I have arrested today?

[–]moneyproblemcure 1 point2 points ago

stupid novelty usernames really please u guys dont they

[–]igetdownvotedalot 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a novelty account, sorry. My username, if that is what you're referring to, is actually about my gazillion other accounts that were downvoted into Mordor. So naturally I thought that this account was going to have the same fate so I just made that my name for kicks. Turns out it didn't and I went positive so I guess I'm a sarcastic bastard now.

[–]moneyproblemcure 0 points1 point ago

lol no not u the other guy up top

[–]igetdownvotedalot 0 points1 point ago

Oh! SRP? Yeah don't mind him.

[–]samthemuffinman 18 points19 points ago

Wait, I'm confused. Are you the police for shitty reposts or are you the shitty police for reposts?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 38 points39 points ago

Police for shitty reposts and for being a smartass... *walks behind car and smashes rear light.

[–]Lereegon 0 points1 point ago

I like you.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 0 points1 point ago

I like you to citizen.

[–]dimwut 0 points1 point ago

''To'' should be ''too''. What is your judgement on nazis such as I?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 1 point2 points ago

I am not the grammer police or the spelling police. If I wanted to be that I would have underwent the training and my name would be different. As for nazis... I fought in Vietnam not in Germany.

[–]dimwut 0 points1 point ago

I see. Keep on,faithful man of the righteous reddit faith.

[–]mike5799 1 point2 points ago

How do you feel that I'm Vietnamese?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 0 points1 point ago

"I use to stack fucks like you five feet high in Vietnam...use ya for sandbags" Gran Torino

[–]mike5799 1 point2 points ago

But I was born in the USA =O

[–]TehHpyfce 1 point2 points ago

EITHER FUCKING WAY he's the police for reposts.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 16 points17 points ago

Thank you citizen. I do it not for the karma but for the good of Reddit.

[–]Nerd_Swag 0 points1 point ago

Until I looked at your username I thought this guy was a racist cop who doesn't like Asians.

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[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 7 points8 points ago

Well sir I have to be somewhat professional otherwise I will lose my job.

[–]geoffdog77 0 points1 point ago

I like the one where he just corrected 'it's' among the rants

[–]ATownStomp 1 point2 points ago

God damnit, boy. What would this city do without you?

[–]TheInsaneDane 38 points39 points ago

What's a "sian"?

[–]Gengi 8 points9 points ago

[–]720Z 1 point2 points ago

It meant to say sign but being poor of vision he misspelled it very poorly

[–]nexus_5 0 points1 point ago

You went off topic.

[–]ReptarFart 30 points31 points ago

The best one I saw today made fun of the ESPN initialism. It said (bold letters were red, the rest were black)

......PENIS PENIS ........PENIS ....PENIS

It was awesome.

[–]chemicalxv 44 points45 points ago

[–]ReptarFart 0 points1 point ago

Haha, perfect!

[–]hkorner 2 points3 points ago

The first time I saw that sign was when ESPN college gameday was at USC last year.

[–]ReptarFart 0 points1 point ago

I first saw it today at the Mich-Bama game.

[–]fghjconner 4 points5 points ago

Thought for a second the sign said "I'm a saiyan" then I realized the truth and my hopes and dreams shattered.

[–]BBS- 5 points6 points ago

They quickly cut away from this shot once that guy put that sign up.

[–]redditparamedic 1 point2 points ago

He was so close to the announcers that he was shown several times in 5 minute period.

[–]thisrockismyboone 0 points1 point ago

hehe, "Trojan.."

[–]daxattacks 0 points1 point ago

Wait, how did that guy both hold up the sign int he background and appear as a correspondent on the TV at the same time?

[–]ieatbees 2 points3 points ago

What's with these signs? Was Home Depot giving away blank signs to people on the off chance that they'd use them on-camera for some free advertising? There's two of them that I can see in this picture.

[–]opalorchid 1 point2 points ago

That's what caught my attention. I'm still not really sure what sign I'm supposed to be looking at

[–]ieatbees 0 points1 point ago

"I'm asian."

[–]pfernando27 2 points3 points ago

Father-san: son i have something to tell you...... youre asian and you always have been.

son-san: omg this is the happiest day in the world, i want the whole world to know IM AAAAAAAAAAAASIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[–]Catch22af 2 points3 points ago

A message brought to you by Home Depot, where Asians get their signs

[–]Velcro_Moose -1 points0 points ago

He was screaming how much he loved fried rice. You could hear him on the ESPN.

[–]CardinalColored 2 points3 points ago

There was a news report last football season which was incredibly disparaging towards the Asian/foreign born population of USC and their knowledge of football. I believe the sign was to counter the point made by the report.

[–]never_trust_ducks 0 points1 point ago

Except that he goes to Alabama not USC.

[–]iancrawford24 0 points1 point ago

I was just looking at the sign that said "Hey"

[–]Shandybasshead 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was to do with the fountain of blood rushing out of his head.

[–]Carconius 1 point2 points ago

As did I, and it appears we were the only ones...

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

Well, it could have been Gilbert Gottfried.

[–]SupSatire 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see 'I am a sign' first?

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

He sure is Asian alright.

[–]TehHpyfce 1 point2 points ago

He gets paid in gum.

[–]Background_Comments -1 points0 points ago

Thats a lot of red

[–]livlaffluvsing -1 points0 points ago

ahah awesome

[–]Background_Comments -1 points0 points ago

Look at the girl to the right of him.

[–]DrZicter 0 points1 point ago

I like how one of the signs makes it look like blood is spurting out of his head

[–]TmlzMiso 0 points1 point ago

He looks so happy about it too, that's the best part.

[–]doojman52420 0 points1 point ago

Id just like to call attention to how fucking TINY David Pollack is now. He was a giant when he played for the Bengals, then he broke his neck and had to quit and now he looks like a normal dude....its weird.

[–]claymore_kitten -1 points0 points ago

this race update brought to you by the home depot.

[–]KmatthewC 1 point2 points ago

He (The reporter) looks exactly like Dean from the show Supernatural. (Jensen Ackles i believe?)

[–]Jackass719 -1 points0 points ago

I don't have any photoshoping skills, but can someone PLEASE(!!) photoshop the face of the girl to the announcer's left and make it everyone's face, including the announcer? [7]

[–]emericle 0 points1 point ago

woll tide

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

I thought Asians went to UCLA.

[–]Chaesonian 0 points1 point ago

Amasian.

[–]Godd2 0 points1 point ago

A much-needed hyphen.

[–]wickerlicker 0 points1 point ago

hey! hey you! i was there! i'm here! that's my school! :D

[–]shadowhalf 0 points1 point ago

I really wish he made the V sign as well to confirm his Asian background.

[–]XcheerioX 0 points1 point ago

not as good as penis with espn on the respective letters of espn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Needed at least 3 times today.

Bravo.

[–]Reformed_journalist 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one thinking this was from the RNC?

[–]TrippleP -1 points0 points ago

[–]badassllama -1 points0 points ago

how is this funny?

[–]nuckingfutsnugget 1 point2 points ago

As an Asian. I approve this action.

[–]BaconChapstick -2 points-1 points ago

Wasn't this literally posted yesterday in this same subreddit?

[–]AzDraon 4 points5 points ago

seeing how this was filmed this morning, i doubt it.

[–]BaconChapstick 4 points5 points ago

Wait, I found it. Was posted in /r/funny. Was actually this morning. Link.

[–]lunacraz 3 points4 points ago

what a shitty title

[–]RogueBrownie -1 points0 points ago

SAV got their shit tossed like no other

[–]stonedchao -2 points-1 points ago

[–]iCatxo -1 points0 points ago

nothing to say really. 99 comments. I wanted to make it 100..

[–]caneut 0 points1 point ago

I was watching this at work.

[–]Biased4ever 0 points1 point ago

I was really hoping this would be here!!! Love this shit!!!

[–]schoney -1 points0 points ago

Needs a 'fuck me right' added on to it.

[–]TheJuniorControl -2 points-1 points ago

Herro prease, anyang

[–]Lailu -5 points-4 points ago

Minus a point for Asians.

[–]RollTide137 -1 points0 points ago

My only regret? That I didnt post this myself.