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[–]CrabDubious 276 points277 points ago

[–]randomtopic 37 points38 points ago

[–]alli16_1 8 points9 points ago

Somehow hearing it read was worse. Damn you!

[–]jackskidney 5 points6 points ago

Viet Nam makes a lot more sense than Iraq, especially with the whole "hit me" thing.

[–]stealth_chill 159 points160 points ago

God damnit i was waiting for a witty ending, roll on the floor type shit. Now im just depressed.

[–]tearr 348 points349 points ago

First thing I ever read or see on 4chan that have brough any emotion other than "horny" to me.

[–]pwnerofall 78 points79 points ago

/b/ can do that to you.

[–]The_Quickening 15 points16 points ago

Has everybody forgotten this one already?

[–]Squirtle07 47 points48 points ago

Seriously...this gave more feels than i've ever felt on 4chan.

[–]esiper 100 points101 points ago

[–]sydbarrett473 3 points4 points ago

You have made things right again in the world

[–]Svennusmax 55 points56 points ago

SO BETA.

[–]Joris255atWork -1 points0 points ago

you did not see it on 4chan

[–]gth1985 104 points105 points ago

Fuck you for making me feel feelings.

[–]koigokoro513 60 points61 points ago

No one makes me feel my own feelings... No one.

[–]mozziestix 23 points24 points ago

I hadn't felt a feel in 6 fucking months since they forgot to put fucking provolone on my italian sub and i lost my shit and felt something.

fuck.

[–]AnElegantPenis 187 points188 points ago

[–]MSaadJilani[S] 85 points86 points ago

That cat just.. Oh God ಥ_ಥ

[–]sydbarrett473 1 point2 points ago

Play this while looking at the cat

[–]DoctorJRustles 25 points26 points ago

Thanks for this, I didn't have a good reason to be fucking depressed for the rest of the night.

[–]moopymitchell 231 points232 points ago

LIK DIS IF YOU CRY EVERTIM

[–]iluvu5ever 42 points43 points ago

I LUV U 5EVR, BECUZ ITS MOAR THN 4EVR <3

[–]bill_nydus 10 points11 points ago

/r/4chan is the ultimate fucking cancer.

[–]ChemicalShenanigans/b/ 31 points32 points ago

IF DIZ COMUNT GITS 100 LEIKS, DEN CANCER WIL DIE.

[–]AMexicanGuy/r9k/ 8 points9 points ago

1 LIK = 1 PRAYR

[–]Dalenopowertools 13 points14 points ago

Something in this bawww thread to make me smile.

[–]likedisifucryevertim 1 point2 points ago

='(

[–]hahaveryfun 52 points53 points ago

Right in the feels

[–]DoctorJRustles 11 points12 points ago

Right in each and every one of the feels.

[–]meiam001 6 points7 points ago

Whoa. Was expecting more walking the dinosaur and less shots to the feel.

[–]Terricz 4 points5 points ago

But it didn't.

[–]tenor3 24 points25 points ago

all of my feels

[–]ManicPixieFuckUp 12 points13 points ago

Shit, now that he's gone she's going have to deal with... abusive men? The first part is pretty much "thank you for not being an insane, abusive jackass."

[–]SnapeWho 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this. I had no feels other than disgust.

[–]exactlycake 0 points1 point ago

Hmm I read this with the genders switched and her not returning from Iraq. rereads

[–]Finnthehero1224 3 points4 points ago

Ow, right in the heart

[–]antaryon 57 points58 points ago

Doesn't rhyme

0/10

[–]teeelo 4 points5 points ago

Practice husband

[–]pearson530/b/ 4 points5 points ago

[–]snitchsgetstitchs107 11 points12 points ago

Too much feel. Not enough dinosaur walking.

[–]sammcgowann 7 points8 points ago

Welp that ruined my night

[–]elmphlemp 4 points5 points ago

Man up cunts, this is some corny shit falling out of my ass.

[–]ENDLESSfallout 1 point2 points ago

I never ever wanna feeeel,

That feel I felt today.

Take me to the place I love,

Take this feel away.

[–]bill_nydus 3 points4 points ago

ITT cancer says "feel" until it loses meaning.

[–]Snorlax_is_on_fire 12 points13 points ago

Feelsbadman.jpg

[–]hipster_n00b_girl 4 points5 points ago

Ow, my feelsbox :(

[–]mewte 5 points6 points ago

in the arrrrrrmsss oooooooof an annngel

[–]shotglassanhero 5 points6 points ago

I was waiting for the part when I would laugh uncontrollably.

Now I have tears in my applejuice.

[–]Bru_dog 0 points1 point ago

Heavy...

[–]jifwu 2 points3 points ago

I wish I had some context for this.

What is it, just a depressing thread on /b/?

[–]jackowe 4 points5 points ago

it's pretty old, i'm guessing it was originally posted in a baww thread.

[–]jifwu -1 points0 points ago

:c

[–]cluster_1 3 points4 points ago

Originally from the Vietnam war. Very old.

[–]dragongirl12 0 points1 point ago

Dammit...I didn't ask for these feels...

[–]fack9gag 2 points3 points ago

r/classic4chan

[–]PurpleChyGuy/b/ 2 points3 points ago

This is copypasta guys, seriously.

[–]pencock 3 points4 points ago

Not really feeling anything here.

I was expecting the end to be "so after all those times you let me slide, I finally decided you're a fucking bitch and I needed an Alpha male in my life. So long, sucker."

[–]woocheese 0 points1 point ago

Well seems like he got what he deserved.

[–]the_internet_clown 0 points1 point ago

just a thought, but what if he faked his death because she was a shitty girlfriend?

[–]Jake22adams 3 points4 points ago

This made me sad.

[–]cruel_angel_faeces 0 points1 point ago

Gaaaay

[–]UOcUKAkira 0 points1 point ago

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[–]MangoCharade -1 points0 points ago

:(

[–]DJ_Tuskegee 1 point2 points ago

On a brighter note, sounds like she is single...

[–]Alexiel17 -1 points0 points ago

Well, fuck...

[–]Garbagio 0 points1 point ago

Coattails of a Dead Man

The times they were good, the times they were bad, Most times it was just in between. The hard pill he swallowed was the times that they had, She put on display for all to be seen.

Now on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride On the coattails of a dead man she'll ride. On the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride, On the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride high.

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

That diddly...

[–]arschmann 0 points1 point ago

Right in the feels

[–]PotatoMusicBinge 1 point2 points ago

Where is bel air? Where are the walking dinosaurs!? WHERE IS THE GODDAMN SPAGHETTI

[–]Mitchfloyd 0 points1 point ago

Feels, I share them.

[–]dub47 0 points1 point ago

God dammit...

[–]tschrgpls -1 points0 points ago

fuck off

[–]Cynikal818 0 points1 point ago

well...there goes my fuckin happy day

[–]TronCorleone 0 points1 point ago

allofmyfeels.avi

[–]prussianiron 0 points1 point ago

Why am I having this much feel in r/4chan? Group hug?

[–]aarong9224 -1 points0 points ago

That hit me right in the feels

[–]kmoney2015 -1 points0 points ago

RIGHT in the heart muscle…

[–]PieBoy 0 points1 point ago

This used to be a poem about Vietnam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tth7BSQgt8

[–]Hyena_Gold 1 point2 points ago

The guy was a wifebeater. Hard to feel sorry for him

[–]BaconPit 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, man...

[–]bananaboatsoup 0 points1 point ago

T..T

[–]Av3s 0 points1 point ago

mfw

[–]Winnson/b/ 0 points1 point ago

Oh fuck you OP. You made and went me feel!

fuck this shit, I'm out of here.

[–]wutsgudhomz 0 points1 point ago

Right in the feel. :(

[–]mangosmooth 0 points1 point ago

[–]oh_god_im_lost 0 points1 point ago

fucking gaaaaaaaaaaay

[–]Smileybomb12345 0 points1 point ago

Yeesh. And they get on our case for reposting.

[–]mcoree/vg/ 0 points1 point ago

[–]Numl0k 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure my grandma forwarded this to me about eight days after that war started.

[–]frontsight 0 points1 point ago

END THE WARS!

[–]MacaRonin 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised this hasn't turned into the normal fuck the government thread yet.

[–]pegasinister 0 points1 point ago

The hell was that! I kept waiting to laugh but no.

[–]UKMuffins 0 points1 point ago

Right in the feels...

[–]pizza_bro 0 points1 point ago

Major feels, bro. At least I hope he got to kill some rag heads.

[–]Fartoholic 0 points1 point ago

Lame.

[–]dydbyb 0 points1 point ago

Promised myself I wouldn't feel

[–]kwab -3 points-2 points ago

haha this is no place for this it is gayyyyy

[–]jarrettmonty -5 points-4 points ago

FUCK YOOOOUUUU!

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip -5 points-4 points ago

Repost, also

3/27/10

[–]Lobo2ffs -1 points0 points ago

Damn.

[–]Blainyrd/b/ -3 points-2 points ago

These fucking feels... All of these god damn feels.

[–]firesword24 -1 points0 points ago

don't know wether to hate you for making me feel this way, or hug you for this amazing poem. Cause i sure as hell needed that kick in the feels!

[–]UnpopularStatment -2 points-1 points ago

No feels here except anger that you're glorifying these pieces of shit. I'm glad he never came back. It's a shame so many did. They deserve to die. Better them than innocent Iraqis.

[–]bexpert -4 points-3 points ago

I flirted with all the guys to make you jealous

What a fucking whore. I absolutely hate sluts like this.

[–]DMachino -4 points-3 points ago

/b/.....with real feel? Wat is going on?!