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[–]DickRhino 697 points698 points ago

Well, reddit is pretty much the worlds most efficient soap box. I don't know any other place on the internet where I can get as big of an audience on a regular basis.

If I make a joke in /r/AdviceAnimals that hits the front page and gets like 500.000 pageviews, I know that something I did made thousands of people all around the world stop for a second and chuckle. Who knows, maybe someone out there had a really shitty day and my joke helped brighten it up just a little bit. That actually makes me feel good about myself.

Maybe I write a ten paragraph comment in some post that is thoughtful enough that someone out there changes their opinion on something? Or perhaps learns something useful that they didn't know about. In some small way, I like to think that I'm contributing to improving the world by sharing my thoughts like this. Maybe that's a form of hubris, I don't know, but I'd like to think that I have things to say that matter, and ideas worth sharing.

It doesn't really matter that I'll never get to meet any of them. The idea of being able to project yourself and your ideas across the entire globe and influencing other people, no matter how miniscule or vague that influence might be, is a pretty damn powerful thing.

[–]Teekoo 341 points342 points ago

As an non native English speaker, I'm grateful for people who write concise, well written and intelligent long posts on reddit. Keeps my grammar in check and makes me want to contribute to this site with more than just an upvote.

[–]slaxl33 312 points313 points ago

I feel u brah

[–]Jubei_08 10 points11 points ago

Way to 'lax, mayne.

[–]Tolkienreadsmymind 217 points218 points ago

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS NOT USING CORRECT GRAMMAR.

[–]goodguynextdoor 66 points67 points ago

Doesn't matter; sounded intelligent

[–]iTryForBadKarma 13 points14 points ago

YEAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[–]sydneygamer 9 points10 points ago

Don't downvote... that's what he wants.

[–]Ragelova123 7 points8 points ago

Or maybe he wants upvotes so he's asking for downvotes! (see: I'm so ugly :( "No you're beutiful!"

[–]feeblemuffin 0 points1 point ago

and you're witty because you state the obvious!

[–]professional_here 12 points13 points ago

How long have you been speaking English? What is your native language? You have very good grammar, by the way.

[–]Teekoo 9 points10 points ago

Finnish is my native language. We start to learn English at 3rd grade.

[–]iUptokeEverything 8 points9 points ago

A better way to say that would be ...English in 3rd grade.

[–]Gamand 44 points45 points ago

The original post made me doubt reddit and myself in a way, your 4 paragraph text was enough to build me up again and remind me why my reddit time is not completely wasted

[–]havestronaut 30 points31 points ago

Real emotional roller coaster.

[–]Jorgwalther 14 points15 points ago

OP's post, combined with that comment, are truly Reddit in a nutshell.

Oh, and the commentee was named DickRhino. Now the nutshell is full.

[–]mouse_cunt 0 points1 point ago

Well, OP's post still holds true. It was directed at the karma-whores who knowingly repost front-page links for the sole purpose of karma.

I'm actually surprised DickRhino's comment is on top since it is irrelevant to OP's content. Nothing about people sharing comments about a topic or anything of that nature is mentioned, but oh well. ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!

[–]TitsofErica 58 points59 points ago

Thanks DickRhino

[–]DickRhino 54 points55 points ago

You're welcome, TitsofErica

[–]red321red321 14 points15 points ago

i've just found my purpose for accruing internet points for no apparent reason

thanks dickrhino

[–]ablebodiedmango 7 points8 points ago

The problem is the karma system that removes the pure aspect of contributing and just turns it into a shitty popularity contest.

This breeds reposts, stolen/non-attributed content (I think we all agree that people who make the content are the ones who should receive credit for it, and not the poster), and inside jokes that become more and more insufferable as they get less and less funny.

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[–]dont_shit_urknickers 8 points9 points ago

It's what the people want. The system isn't broken, it's the ultimate democracy. If only says fuck yea has 6 digit karma then obviously many many people on reddit enjoy it. Now I know that isn't what up votes are intended for, but sometimes they become glorified like buttons. The up vote system only has guidelines it is ultimately the community who decides how it is used.

[–]RustleJimmies 10 points11 points ago

Reddit talked me out of suicide. I think we tend to ignore the good things that can happen here.

[–]Jorgwalther 8 points9 points ago

Must.Not.Make.Username.Joke.

[–]goodguynextdoor 5 points6 points ago

That is one hell good of a reason to post...

Mine is just to pass time and say my thoughts to other people. There are plenty other subreddits, which I didn't initially join reddit for, that actually piqued my interest. Those smaller subreddits made my days interesting because I actually am able to find people (in a sense, have fun discussions and such) who share the same interests with me.

I'm not particularly looking for Karma but it makes my day when I'm on a Karma streak.

[–]WhipIash 4 points5 points ago

I often pick fights with people I know have totally different opinions because I like to argue. I'm constantly in one or two arguments :/

Somehow, though, that has spawned quite a lot of karma... .

[–]goodguynextdoor 5 points6 points ago

You are never alone in your side of arguments.

[–]Calscape 2 points3 points ago

You should change your name to Insightful Rhino. Or LowSelfEsteem Rhino. Because for a Rhino who's labelled a dick, you don't seem too bad.

[–]mister_durden 338 points339 points ago

Your post is not a beautiful and unique snowflake

[–]brokendimension 147 points148 points ago

I want to destroy something beautiful, so I'm downvoting this.

[–]BennyTheDog 33 points34 points ago

OP hasn't been downvoted like that since grade school.

[–]Cupcake_In_My_Eye 9 points10 points ago

holy shit Marla

[–]aerobat97 21 points22 points ago

I am Jack's desire for karma

[–]Don2k12 49 points50 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]IamApickle 43 points44 points ago

And he had bitch tits.

[–]JestersTrek 26 points27 points ago

And here we all are, pressed against his tits.

[–]irving_zissmann 17 points18 points ago

Get outta here fat man, your tits are too big

[–]aepac 13 points14 points ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]ValhallaSinking 15 points16 points ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

[–]satirehigh 16 points17 points ago

His name was Robert Paulson

[–]RorschachJournal 15 points16 points ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

[–]iamnotmyusername 15 points16 points ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

[–]satirehigh 11 points12 points ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

[–]aoner1 14 points15 points ago

His name was Pobert Raulson.

[–]Mystery_Hours 14 points15 points ago

You are NOT your karma!

[–]Gabenisafatasshole -1 points0 points ago

NEITHER IS YOUR GOD DAMN CAT!

[–]indyK1ng 30 points31 points ago

With Reddit addiction, nothing's real. Everything is karma. Everything's a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]Knoxie_89 6 points7 points ago

Except for comics that say "first" they are always original.

[–]Mystery_Hours 2 points3 points ago

copier sounds

[–]Drakeye457 110 points111 points ago

No, this is Reddit in a nutshell.

EDIT: Reposted on Imgur

[–]blu132 8 points9 points ago

doesn't work

[–]Drakeye457 5 points6 points ago

That's strange. Now it's not working for me either.

[–]imnotlegolas 19 points20 points ago

So Reddit not working is what it is in a nutshell?

[–]Drakeye457 2 points3 points ago

I replaced it with a working link.

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 12 points13 points ago

The fact that it's rehosted on imgur makes it a meta joke.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 46 points47 points ago

[–]Schroedingers_gif 74 points75 points ago

[–]zeppoleon 7 points8 points ago

We worship the glowing rectangle. We carry little glowing rectangle pendants with us everywhere we go.

We laugh, we cry, and we talk to the glowing rectangle. Sometimes we just stare at the glowing rectangle for hours and hours.

People come far and wide to go to a place that has lots of big glowing rectangles. It's a communion, and we are all worshiping the glowing rectangle.

[–]Tony_ze_horse 1 point2 points ago

All hail to the glowing rectangle, let all glory be in its name!

[–]MSaadJilani 4 points5 points ago

That upvote is looking a little yellowish.

[–]Ced777 20 points21 points ago

I feel futile after this

[–]harigeorgeson[S] 15 points16 points ago

futile*

[–]Sal4m4nd3r 54 points55 points ago

think he meant fertile

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

No, he obviously meant "feudal."

[–]GuyTheTerrible 29 points30 points ago

clearly he feels fetal

[–]Mohawesome 22 points23 points ago

look...guys.. he meant fatal

[–]MoeJoe_JoeJoe 20 points21 points ago

Nope, feral

[–]CerealMen 13 points14 points ago

Pretty sure it was fractal

[–]hamandmanhayes 22 points23 points ago

Fecal. The answer is always fecal.

[–]Tolkienreadsmymind 20 points21 points ago

Facial.

[–]Aleax2358 1 point2 points ago

[–]wonderTetrahedron 15 points16 points ago

and post comments that no one reads

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 29 points30 points ago

I read your comment.

[–]Reesch 31 points32 points ago

Well, obviously you're nobody.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 9 points10 points ago

Obviously not nobody. I'm somebody. Definitely not everybody. And not just anybody. Anybody?

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[–]heartspains88 5 points6 points ago

But I love my single serving Reddit friends

[–]burnzkid 10 points11 points ago

Everything is a repost of a repost of a repost.

[–]Mystery_Hours 16 points17 points ago

All the links were blue, so once again I couldn't sleep.

[–]piejam 5 points6 points ago

[–]vweltin 4 points5 points ago

Could someone please explain to my why this is received the "wrong sub" tag?

[–]no1_vern 6 points7 points ago

Shouldn't it be in the /r/circlejerk subreddit?

[–]eodtalley 6 points7 points ago

I am Jack's reddit account. I make Jack feel good, but keep Jack from a life and a job.

[–]BennyTheDog 4 points5 points ago

With a downvote between your teeth you speak only in vowels.

[–]LordDerbe 10 points11 points ago

i use reddit as a news paper and now my question is: how many people actually care about karma? because i couldnt care less. it does nothing and it doesnt make your comments more worthy than others so dunno what the big deal about it is

[–]Rauwz 2 points3 points ago

does it really not though? I mean, if your comment has 200+ upvotes, and another dudes comment has -20, doesn't that mean your comment it kind of... better?

[–]LordDerbe 2 points3 points ago

yeah but i mean if i got 20.000 comment karma doesnt mean that my comment is more worth being read than a comment by a 500 comment karma guy

[–]EatableTrich 4 points5 points ago

Yet you enjoyed my upvote

[–]DoctorDoomis 4 points5 points ago

Yes these are blisters from typing. Yes I'm ok with that.

[–]shadedpencil 1 point2 points ago

[–]seekingAnswers91 1 point2 points ago

Just trying to fit in

[–]loganparker420 1 point2 points ago

Who cares about karma. I use Reddit as a news source.

[–]pugskreationz 2 points3 points ago

[–]redditspice 1 point2 points ago

i'm an asshole to everyone online in a futile effort to expunge the hatred i have myself

fuck your karma you stupid twat cunt-tard

[–]gerntoronto 6 points7 points ago

Your post is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

[–]GamerTyke 12 points13 points ago

Neither is your comment

[–]Alex_C 3 points4 points ago

How cunning of you to point that out!

[–]murderousmarty 3 points4 points ago

what movie is this from? Wanted?

[–]redlollipop 4 points5 points ago

fight club

[–]Sproutings 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Bobilip 1 point2 points ago

When you're on Reddit, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.

[–]Trevsweb 0 points1 point ago

Can't avoid this. This is what reddit is at heard. Have you read it. When a repost appears the answer it generally yes

[–]waterandshade -1 points0 points ago

What meme is this?

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it great!

[–]SkepticalSagan 1 point2 points ago

My karma is real god damn it !!

[–]hiltonking 0 points1 point ago

I was recently called another victim of reddit.

[–]Danertins 0 points1 point ago

aw i usually try to post my own =/

[–]Tonytarium 0 points1 point ago

Thats life motherfucker.

[–]Dickbeard_The_Pirate 1 point2 points ago

You MindRhino, have a beautiful dick.

[–]bradfuck 0 points1 point ago

epic

[–]Radico87 -1 points0 points ago

If that's the way you feel then I can tell you're new here. Let me educate you:

We post links that aren't ours most of the time to create a community of discussion, intellectual inquiry, and learning to develop as well-rounded people. That's how it used to be before the flood of what I'll refer to as plebeians arrived.

[–]Hammertime3211231 0 points1 point ago

Well when you dumb it down like that..

[–]magicalsealion 1 point2 points ago

You say it like it's a bad thing

[–]k4loyan 1 point2 points ago

And we love it!

[–]metsfan12694 -1 points0 points ago

Then GTFO

[–]dcorik 1 point2 points ago

This is just a long thread of me handing out upvotes like Oprah

[–]subwaffle 1 point2 points ago

What's wrong with his face?

[–]ProN00b 0 points1 point ago

But some of the links are theirs. If I took a picture of my cat doing something funny, I built that!

[–]strategic_form -1 points0 points ago

If you don't like what Reddit is basically here for, then get off my FUCKIN LAWN.

[–]Randominterloper 0 points1 point ago

Amen.

[–]tSOMP 1 point2 points ago

A x B x C = X

[–]Commandolam 0 points1 point ago

There are people who honestly don't care about karma, you know.

[–]MrDocks 1 point2 points ago

wait, people posts pics that aren't their's?

[–]spectralnischay 1 point2 points ago

Now, a question of Reddiquette - as I read your post, do I give you the upvote or the downvote?

[–]mrzack 0 points1 point ago

the karma you think you own, end up owning you.

think i care about fuking karma?

[–]Sturberman 1 point2 points ago

"wrong sub" is a real thing? I thought all those disclaimers were just empty attempts at organization.

[–]jpf2009 -1 points0 points ago

You aren't your fucking khakis.

[–]Donkeyfish -1 points0 points ago

Don't go throwing the baby out with the bathwater, OP.

The Karma you accrue isn't for you, it's for the rest of us; the very people you are impressing. And I don't mind if this is your original content or not, what I like about it is that it made me feel enough to write this post.

[–]Cab000se 0 points1 point ago

I still don't get karma, why should I care about it?

To me: I post, you read it. Everyone is posting, everyone is reading. we're all sharing. Comments are entertaining.

[–]AnusPounder 0 points1 point ago

sometimes I question the karma system for this very reason

[–]sensenomake[!] 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is a content aggregation website - by its very definition, the links are not "ours".

[–]Munkir 0 points1 point ago

I don't care about karma I like most of the community on reddit

But I do post links I like.

[–]R4vendarksky 1 point2 points ago

I just leech, I never seed.

[–]orsini1138 0 points1 point ago

Because I agree with you, I'm going to downvote this to make us better people so that it looks like you arent doing it for the karma

[–]chesusrice 0 points1 point ago

oh god... I'm done looking at reddit for awhile lol

[–]walking_strange 0 points1 point ago

Wait. Someone told me once you get 10K karma you are eligible to win a scooter. If this isn't true, please let me know.

[–]shutupjoey 0 points1 point ago

Everything is just a repost, of a repost, of a repost.

[–]mb526 0 points1 point ago

His name is harigeorgeson

His name is harigeorgeson

His name is harigeorgeson

[–]jacksmynde 0 points1 point ago

I think I love you.

[–]manys 1 point2 points ago

the fuck...is that pic from the video game?

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[–]Formage 1 point2 points ago

Actually, this is Reddit in a nutshell: http://i.imgur.com/WeKQy.jpg

[–]totemcatcher 0 points1 point ago

Where everthing's made up and the points don't matter.

[–]Irkam 1 point2 points ago

I am Jack's relentless addiction to karma.

[–]tekkenjam 1 point2 points ago

Sort of true but the things said on reddit are like waves in the universe because you can never un-do ideas. There are things on reddit daily that effect many peoples lifes rather than just the karma or views behind the subjects. Its not the systems fault for how you as an individual use it. Reddit is a tool for whatever you want it to be thats the beauty of it.

[–]FourCounters 0 points1 point ago

Sums it all up.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Why does Ed look so ill?

[–]ReferencesMovies 0 points1 point ago

Reddit was the beginning; now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.

[–]almansa 1 point2 points ago

Actually I post links that are mine, but the mods remove them.

[–]wrenculp 0 points1 point ago

True. This whole website doesn't really matter. Everyone flips out about karma and I just sit there and am like "WHY THE FUCK DOES ANY OF IT MATTER?!?!"

[–]NostalgicMonkey 1 point2 points ago

Never understood the fascination with reddit karma. I couldn't care less about it. I don't even know how it works exactly. But see all the time people bitching about reposts being karma-whoring. Isn't this supposed to be a social bookmarking site? Are we supposed to share stuff we like/dislike/think is worth sharing? Who the fuck cares if it is a repost. And who the fuck cares of it generates karma. You think is worth sharing/restarting? Good, do it. Thanks for sharing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this in some way breaks Rule #1.

[–]keirani 0 points1 point ago

Suppose it depends, people do make things that are shared on here. : )

The problem is that it became about the karma less about the creating.

[–]Dacien1983 0 points1 point ago

There's not really much more to add, is there?

[–]Prinzepeach 0 points1 point ago

At least its better than 9gag. 9gag is all about stealing previous posts.

[–]Alphadestrious 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but you see reddit is not in a nutshell.

[–]averybarbarian 1 point2 points ago

We are the all-upvoting, all-downvoting filth of the internet

[–]xBroseidonx 0 points1 point ago

What movie/tv show is the original scene from?

[–]iwannaaccount 0 points1 point ago

first rule of reddit. you do not talk about reddit

[–]meldorp 0 points1 point ago

1st rule of cat club: post pictures of cats 2nd rule of cat club: post pictures of cats 3rd rule of cat club: always upvote cat pictures

[–]thekenturner 0 points1 point ago

It's ironic 'cause this is a repost.

[–]Sieg581 0 points1 point ago

Yea! Fight Club!

[–]Toastfrog 0 points1 point ago

I so far have only posted links that are mine! Photos that I have taken myself.. which have all been down-voted and died in the fits of failed posts. But yes your post is more or less correct.

[–]rhave132 0 points1 point ago

I...I think i'm going to go outside for a while...

[–]aaronepower 0 points1 point ago

And then we also complain about other sites that do the exact same thing.

[–]guitar1560 0 points1 point ago

Great movie

[–]Horvathneo 0 points1 point ago

Man, this really made me think...I missed my cake day and now I need to start posting more fightclub quotes.

[–]vmiv 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this? Is it even a movie?! Hey, that's that hulk guy! (bring it on)

[–]djaxex 0 points1 point ago

We have a saying on car forums that's just like this: "Spending money I don't have, on parts I don't need, to impress people I don't know"

[–]TrueShotHaze 0 points1 point ago

whats a karma?

[–]Le_LH 0 points1 point ago

...Then go whine how 9gag is stealing everything

[–]WeaselCake07 0 points1 point ago

how much karma you want for this?

[–]erlau 0 points1 point ago

perfect picture

[–]RustySheriffsBadge 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Martha stewart

[–]boriswied 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry you feel this way.

[–]peon47 0 points1 point ago

I don't accumulate karma to impress other people.

I do it to fill a hopeless void inside myself!

Bet you feel dumb now, eh?

[–]SackFulloApplez 0 points1 point ago

And spacedicks

[–]FastCarsShootinStars 0 points1 point ago

and we are becoming exceedingly efficient at it.

[–]manchester23 -1 points0 points ago

Any type of karma is good karma right?

[–]MrpickelzZ 0 points1 point ago

But downvotes are real, I can feel them paining me

[–]Judg3Smails 0 points1 point ago

No where else on the Internet breeds a more smarmy, douchey, elitist crowd. All the while I smile, knowing they are retail-working, neckbeard, hipsters with the social skills of my shoe.

[–]unfilterthought 0 points1 point ago

You're not allowed to post your own links, that is considered spamming.

[–]nefthep 0 points1 point ago

The truly interesting part is that anyone is impressed at all.

[–]massagetherapywins 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Yes and yes.

[–]DrKillingsworth 1 point2 points ago

Rule #1. You do not talk about upvotes.

Rule #2. You do not talk about upvotes.

[–]purefloat 0 points1 point ago

I heard something similar about expensive cars: We spend money we don't have, on cars we don't need, to impress people we don't know, who pull up to us at red lights.

[–]Ciphermind 0 points1 point ago

I just LOVE the filter on the Fight Club screencap.

[–]Jbones159 0 points1 point ago

I'm impressed. Please give me an upvote. My cat typed this for me.

[–]PKrising24 0 points1 point ago

most laughs I've had on Reddit yet

[–]GreatWhiteBuffalo91 1 point2 points ago

Even this post is a copy, of a copy, of a copy...

[–]visavismeyou 1 point2 points ago

Hey - I do OC and no one gives a fuck

[–]TooEasy93 0 points1 point ago

Rule #1.. Do not talk about Fight Club. Rule #2.. Talk about Reddit instead.

[–]likehellabro 1 point2 points ago

IRC was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Reddit.

[–]Smithburg01 0 points1 point ago

And we LOVE IT :D

[–]playingnice 0 points1 point ago

Blame Obama!

[–]SirBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

I see nothing wrong with this.

[–]Snappingmyfingers 0 points1 point ago

This is your life, ending one minute at a time.

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