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Equilibrium (i.imgur.com)

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[–]notsurewhatiam 120 points121 points ago

Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF Not WTF

[–]Hounmlayn 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, this is /r/awesome material. (Not even sure if legit subreddit)

[–]BendTime 128 points129 points ago

This isn't real. Look at the top girl on the left. Look at where she's supposed to be supporting her weight on the leg of the girl below her. IT'S NOT EVEN TOUCHING! That means she would not be able to be in the position.

Cool photography no doubt. But this isn't happening how it seems.

[–]FreeTheGingers 37 points38 points ago

Well, they might be lying on the floor and the picture was taken from above--but I don't think it was shopped.

[–]darkreef2[S] 34 points35 points ago

"It's actually a live dance show." (BLUMPIKTRON, 2012)

[–]senjutsuka 40 points41 points ago

and very very obviously rope work. Watch how they go up.

[–]CapnCrunch10 50 points51 points ago

Yea, I think the floating dude gives it away.

[–]Reesch 17 points18 points ago

No, that's just equilibrium.

[–]Hounmlayn 1 point2 points ago

MARVELOUS!

[–]mr_lamp 11 points12 points ago

I think there is actually people behind them in the shadows, lifting them up. Like this video, but better.

[–]CaptainVarious 1 point2 points ago

no, they're wires.

[–]kaylakaylakayla 2 points3 points ago

The song is here, for those wondering.

[–]resutidder 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was "Blumpkintron" which sounds like the TV's they have at sports stadiums playing nothing but blumpkin footage

[–]FranklyDear 0 points1 point ago

It's actually a snapshot of what how I handle my women in the bedroom.

[–]DJRonMexico 6 points7 points ago

Bitches love the 'ol what how.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

You should have sex with them instead.

[–]silentkill144 4 points5 points ago

That, and the guy would be carrying ~500 lbs, and he does not look like he would be able to.

[–]Skeik 1 point2 points ago

I think 400lbs would be more suitable to this situation. Female dancers don't really get too heavy, they aren't wearing clothes and there's not a scrap of fat on any of those girls. One of them may even be sub 100lbs depending on how tall they are.

[–]AlexHimself 1 point2 points ago

It wouldn't be that hard especially since his legs would be supporting most of the weight.

[–]Tetha 0 points1 point ago

Gotta realize: Powerlifters squat with 200 - 400 pounds or Strongman do the Farmers walk with 275 - 375 pounds of weight in each hand. Furthermore, just holding weight is much, much easier than actually moving it. So he probably won't walk, but standing like this isn't impossible, assuming no one sneezes.

[–]Jaihom 2 points3 points ago

Powerlifters squat with 200 - 400 pounds

Try 500-1000+lbs.

[–]MattieShoes 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, holding 400 pounds with your legs isn't that hard... Balancing would be difficult though I think.

[–]MattieShoes 1 point2 points ago

Don't give a shit. If that were me in the middle, this would be my facebook picture for the rest of my life.

[–]wurtis16 0 points1 point ago

And no human male could support that weight without his arms locked out.

[–]Matt1965 -3 points-2 points ago

Maybe she is supporting herself a lot off of her back foot and the other girl she is pressing her hand against?

[–]plexxonic -3 points-2 points ago

You saved me a few seconds of typing the same thing. Have an upvote.

[–]Crayshack 12 points13 points ago

Awesome, but not really the right subreddit.

[–]SigningUpToSayStuff 16 points17 points ago

I think you want /r/coolacrobatics, not /r/wtf.

[–]Garizondyly 11 points12 points ago

First I was like, "Cool, that's a sub?"

Then, disappoint.

[–]ThrowAway233223 45 points46 points ago

Regardless of whether this is real or not, it is in the wrong subreddit. I don't understand why it is getting upvotes.

[–]glenlikespie 13 points14 points ago

Apparently this very special OP posts things to four subreddits at a time.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

It's a pic of WTF funny art. Amirite?

[–]silentkill144 4 points5 points ago

The real WTF thing is that people chose to up vote it in this subreddit, and not another one.

[–]Linkoni 8 points9 points ago

not even slightly wtf material

[–]RationalArgumentMan -2 points-1 points ago

| All (& only) things that make you say WTF. |

It made me say WTF, so... I don't see how it's not WTF material. Totally subjective.

Edit: Hey I mean if I'm wrong, by all means point out why.

[–]Linkoni 0 points1 point ago

Although it is in fact totally subjective, there are certain standards to what the most common WTF reaction is. Sticking to this standards generates a more consistent and homogeneous subreddit. For example, even if one had a special fondness for snakes and thought them to be cute it wouldn't be exactly appropriate to post a snake pic to /r/aww.

[–]RationalArgumentMan 0 points1 point ago

What standards are there that you speak of? The post made me say WTF, and the subreddit is for "all (& only) things that make you say WTF".

I mean if the post didn't make you or others say "WTF", then you're certainly free to not upvote it.

[–]Kevlar_socks 3 points4 points ago

because he didn't get anywhere in the other subs. http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/z70j1/equilibrium/

[–]jtobin85 6 points7 points ago

lameeeeeee and not WTF, fake

[–]Midn1ghtwhisp3r 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone notice the smiley face they all form?

[–]Zammonster 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting a different Equilibrium, altogether

[–]chazzeromus 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, was looking for this post.

[–]ohhitsmichs 1 point2 points ago

http://www.pilobolus.com/home.jsp#pilobolus/6/1

[–]Equilibriumish 0 points1 point ago

-ish.

[–]gynoceros 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was a badass when I got a fork to balance on a salt shaker.

[–]Maikudono 1 point2 points ago

Not r/WTF material

[–]Cracked_Lucidity -1 points0 points ago

ew i can see their ribcages

[–]towmeaway 0 points1 point ago

Alt. title: What's better than just one Leeloo?

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 1 point2 points ago

What a ladies man!

[–]Airado 0 points1 point ago

That's not equilibrium.

[–]Dolentrean 1 point2 points ago

Strong as ten regular men. Definitely.

[–]sirunclecid 0 points1 point ago

Looks like charlie-horse-brium

[–]patchesnbrownie 1 point2 points ago

GET OUT FAGET

[–]RACE_IDENTIFIER 0 points1 point ago

axe body spray commercial?

[–]alchemist23 0 points1 point ago

/r/WTF submissions are not WTF

/r/Atheism submissions are not atheism-y enough

/r/Funny submissions are not funny

... That's what makes /r/hugeboobs so great

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't seem to be exerting himself enough to support that much weight.

[–]nick8aces 0 points1 point ago

oh wow, he can only hold up 4 people, i can do 10

[–]Leighderhosen 0 points1 point ago

I can do that.

I just don't feel like it right now...

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Cheese and rice the core strength of that guy.

[–]joeyurso 0 points1 point ago

Don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner don't get a boner

[–]blakejbs8 0 points1 point ago

Impressive. Some guys can't even hold up a single girlfriend when he can hold up four. We should all look up to this guy...

[–]BennyTheDog 0 points1 point ago

I prefer Equilibrium

[–]NeedsAHero 0 points1 point ago

The correct term for this is "Turds in the Gene Pool".

[–]Joedang100 0 points1 point ago

r/wta would be a good place for this.

[–]WW4O 0 points1 point ago

It's called "Acrobalance," it's a circus art.

[–]TardisBlu 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Christian Bale doing wicked gun kung fu.

[–]Jewzilian 0 points1 point ago

Jean-Ralphio got strong!

[–]lemoncholly 0 points1 point ago

Equilibrium

[–]rankyaseo 0 points1 point ago

That's human capability at its best I think

[–]raginghamster 0 points1 point ago

Through analysis of thousands of recorded aerobics classes, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any aerobics battle is a statistically predictable element. The sexy pose treats the body as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return posing. By the rote mastery of this art, your pose efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the sexy pose an adversary not to be taken lightly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Alpha as fuck

[–]x-pug 0 points1 point ago

How is he not rocking a boner?

[–]Teslanaut 0 points1 point ago

Equilibrium is an awesome movie.

[–]Prettym1k3 0 points1 point ago

I see no Christian Bale. I see no Grammaton Clerics.

You are a sense offender.

[–]Linus_Caldwell 0 points1 point ago

I would fuck everyone in this picture. (Yes.)

[–]low-karma-guy 0 points1 point ago

Equi-librium is ketamine (see what i did there?)

[–]whiteyt 0 points1 point ago

This is not Christian Bale shooting guys wearing motorcycle helmets in the face...

[–]hairyassandballs 0 points1 point ago

the girls on the left must weigh slightly more than the girls on the right... or that dude is totally gay

[–]sorakabotkilledme 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PX4UYN_a9I

[–]Calder104 0 points1 point ago

Peter Andre has seen better days!!

[–]bigyams 0 points1 point ago

The only wtf thing about this might be the torrent of pussy that is vaulted at that guy every single day. So. Much. Pussy.

[–]estragonsboot 2 points3 points ago

victory pose after epic fivesome.

[–]TurbidTwatCocktail 0 points1 point ago

Bitches be strong and fit stuff yo

[–]CHAAAZZZZ 0 points1 point ago

Would be better if the girl in front and behind were giving him the two person rusty trombone.

[–]jezmaster 0 points1 point ago

peter andre?

[–]A_walmart_greeter 0 points1 point ago

Is that the guy who played Zeus in Immortals?

[–]schuhshine -2 points-1 points ago

wtf is peter andre doing in this photo

[–]glenlikespie -2 points-1 points ago

The two on top need to start fighting each other!

[–]Vlyn -1 points0 points ago

False subreddit (Well, at least you hit one right… hint: funny isn't the right one.)

At least it wasn't a repost, still leaving you tagged as Reposting cunt, maybe I'll add stupid karma whore to it. ಠ_ಠ

The only thing WTF about this post: That he posted it in WTF, Funny and Pics…

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