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[–]Spamandritz 19 points20 points ago

Forrest*

[–]bocaj950 13 points14 points ago

Reddit is like a bag of Skittles; you get the same five things over and over. Though, I do love me some Skittles.

[–]Sardonicious 0 points1 point ago

Most succinct summation I've ever seen.

[–]DickRhino 38 points39 points ago

Hey look, this exact image, from 4 months ago, with 720.848 pageviews.

[–]icarenotforcats 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted until I saw this. Now this pussy get a downvote. Thanks foot calling that one out

[–]Terran_it_up 0 points1 point ago

I was really confused how you can have decimal page views...

[–]Gyrobius 20 points21 points ago

Don't repost things at the top.

[–]cannibaljim 5 points6 points ago

Ahh fat people, the last group it's OK to ridicule.

Hmm... Except Nazis, I suppose.

[–]JoneZii 3 points4 points ago

Original content is hard to come by these days.

[–]ToastyBucket 1 point2 points ago

As a fat people, I can verify this. :(

[–]PineHack 0 points1 point ago

"Life is like a box of chocolates...a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." I belive this is from the X-Files

[–]Plippet 0 points1 point ago

please stop posting this

[–]nman649 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]kittymiau 0 points1 point ago

With this logic, people with anorexia live forever.

[–]Biwwl 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for keeping the karma at 666. Would normally be an upvote.

[–]Aethar 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe people still fall for this repost. The good thing is it seems like we have a lot of new people here.

[–]thebestansweris 0 points1 point ago

Or stupid people like you.

[–]redant905 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]PROFESSIONAL_FART 0 points1 point ago

OP you are human tennis elbow, you are a pizza burn on the roof of the worlds mouth. You are the opposite of batman.

[–]Da_Turtle -1 points0 points ago

[–]finmoore3 0 points1 point ago

Wow, people have reposted it quite a few times. Who has time to look back and repost things? I would think its easier to come up with your own meme than to have to dig and find a meme to repost.

[–]squier101 -1 points0 points ago

This shouldn't of made me laugh as much as it did