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[–]steezenskis 216 points217 points ago

every dog has his day

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

but today dog just ain't yours cuz there is a bull around the corner.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 4 points5 points ago

Wut.

[–]trullard 1 point2 points ago

He said BUT TODAY DOG JUST AIN'T YOURS CUZ THERE IS A BULL AROUND THE CORNER.

[–]just_bob 25 points26 points ago

Do you ever wonder if the guys that the bull completely passes by and ignores, get depressed by that?

[–]Cruxius 6 points7 points ago

Aww man, I didn't get trampled to death, what a bummer.

[–]9chan 2 points3 points ago

the adrenaline rush you'd get from hearing it come up behind you, plus the hundreds of people around you screaming, would be amazing

[–]Legolaa 0 points1 point ago

Wrong country though.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]soulofgranola 1 point2 points ago

Well then.

[–]therussian124 -1 points0 points ago

dude...

[–]Marley_Avalos 1 point2 points ago

Dude....what the fuck. You're an asshole. NSFW

[–]larzyparzy 7 points8 points ago

out of curiosity, what was it?

[–]nmurph 0 points1 point ago

What was it?

[–]irving_zissmann -3 points-2 points ago

Wat

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

Not mine

[–]pedrowing 0 points1 point ago

every day has its way

[–]MickTheBloodyPirate -1 points0 points ago

Like every woman, she gets her own way

[–]crapshack 1 point2 points ago

..and if there's a ship, that sails the night.. I'll captain that too.

[–]YoHuckleberry -2 points-1 points ago

You beat us all to it.

[–]Hurcon1 74 points75 points ago

[–]wmgregory 25 points26 points ago

[–]earthbendinglemur 34 points35 points ago

[–]unclebender 2 points3 points ago

thank you for doing that... much much better with anyone else in the lane.

[–]nixbot 71 points72 points ago

All this for me? Aww you shouldn't have!

[–]jikerman 64 points65 points ago

Dyslexic Religious Convention

"All Glory to you, O mighty dog for ever and ever"

[–]blunt_person 33 points34 points ago

And this dog didn't just walk close to the curb or anything to try and be a little more sneaky about it.

No, this dog walked down the center of the road, like he owned it.

And at that moment, he did.

[–]alexlm85 13 points14 points ago

Found it! Washington Post gallery http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/mexico-and-cuba-await-popes-arrival/2012/03/22/gIQAdMYaTS_gallery.html#photo=52. It is from the Pope's visit to Mexico on march.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 0 points1 point ago

45 AND 48 ARE PRETTY GOOD.

[–]Ancel3 42 points43 points ago

This one is my personal favorite.

[–]KingMatthias 5 points6 points ago

LOL holy hell I haven't laughed that hard at a still in a long time.

[–]yinoryang 3 points4 points ago

Ah...now to wait an appropriate amount of time, and then post on a buddy's FB wall as my own find...mwuh hah hah ha

[–]jsevz 50 points51 points ago

Up until he finds out fry isnt there....

[–]blunt_person 49 points50 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 11 points12 points ago

Reddit reminds me of this at least twice a month - i am also a disappoint.

[–]Peuned 3 points4 points ago

I was hit by feels.

[–]CoachingPikachu -4 points-3 points ago

What the hell did you just say?

[–]ByTheNineDivine 3 points4 points ago

He's walking on sunshine. Ohhh-whoa-whoa!

[–]irving_zissmann 4 points5 points ago

Ar ar ar-ar ar arrf!

[–]jsevz -1 points0 points ago

Arrrrrrf!

[–]synicalx1 6 points7 points ago

You bastard, I was enjoying a comfortable Sunday morning coffee without thinking of tragic stories when you came along.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]femanonette 0 points1 point ago

Greetings from Saturday night :)

[–]lamada16 0 points1 point ago

Dude, now I'm sad, Wtf?

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

God damn you.

[–]Oheina -1 points0 points ago

I hate you.

[–]Jasons_Tinny_House -1 points0 points ago

[–]xarlev 0 points1 point ago

Right in the feels

[–]EtaTauri -1 points0 points ago

Ugh.. Right in the lonely ol' feels..

[–]ProbablySteppdInShit -3 points-2 points ago

Right in the feels man...

[–]Magniflorious 13 points14 points ago

anyone know whats going on in this pic? video?

[–]DJsarcasm 51 points52 points ago

Not sure who was visiting México city (might have been the pope). Point is, there was a massive crowd. There was no room on the sidewalk for the dog to walk on, so he took to the streets. People cheered.

[–]DetectiveClownMD 6 points7 points ago

I understand that but is a bike, car, human, marching band going to come run over the pup?

[–]dan_jd 0 points1 point ago

No, He was chasing the pope movile.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 3 points4 points ago

pope movile.

LIKE, MO' VILE? AS IN "YO, THE NEW POPE BE MO' VILE THAN THE OLD POPE."

[–]fuckingcaptcha -3 points-2 points ago

I don't think that happened, no.

[–]MinimumEffort 0 points1 point ago

You are correct, does are the Vatican flags.

[–]Shandrunn 16 points17 points ago

The Pope visited. The little doggie came walking right behind.

[–]Kciresiul 24 points25 points ago

From what I read the last time this was posted, this dog's father was a hero because he saved the mayor of Mexico City from being kidnapped by narcs. For that, they remember his father by having his son walk the streets and them cheer him on....or something like that...

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 30 points31 points ago

I'm the mayor of Mexico, it wasn't me but my daughter that got rescued. Please check your sources next time.

[–]I_am_Mexico 5 points6 points ago

The dog is called EL GUAPO. A national hero.

[–]Kciresiul 0 points1 point ago

This man types the truth.

[–]Robert_Cannelin 1 point2 points ago

And we weren't narcs, we were the police.

[–]synicalx1 0 points1 point ago

I really want this to be legit. Please be legit

[–]Delaywaves 2 points3 points ago

Yep. The Mayor of Mexico. Here on Reddit. You heard it here first.

[–]Peuned -1 points0 points ago

I know that dogs father.

This is legit.

[–]someoldbullshit 10 points11 points ago

This picture instantly made this song play in my head.

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor -1 points0 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]BenderEsGrande 14 points15 points ago

Thank you, never seen this before. Amazing.

[–]BIC3PS 3 points4 points ago

Cracked?

[–]StrangerDanger13 -2 points-1 points ago

THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT. I knew I had seen it somewhere else, but it was one of those things that sort of hang on the tip of your tongue and the harder you try to remember the more it slips away until- WAFFLES.

[–]randomguitarlaguna 2 points3 points ago

It's a good day to be a dog.

[–]slashing164 1 point2 points ago

Dog; "awww this is really nice guys!!".

[–]armchairdetective 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]Stomo -3 points-2 points ago

Reddit in a nutshell

[–]HurricaneHugo 20 points21 points ago

It's not a cat.

[–]sirocon -1 points0 points ago

how many Mexico flags can you find?

[–]pveith6693 -1 points0 points ago

It's just that shit eating grin he has.

[–]collinc2343 -1 points0 points ago

Colby finally got away.

[–]vz_mx 0 points1 point ago

A hero. Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

[–]thejollysin 0 points1 point ago

Where did this come from? If it exists, I want a higher res version to blow up for a framed poster for my girlfriend. She will /aww herself to death.

[–]msdolittle 0 points1 point ago

This dog looks a lot like my dog. Made me smile.

[–]McDickButt 0 points1 point ago

I want this in 1920x1080.

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 -1 points0 points ago

This isn't funny.

[–]saucybrit24 0 points1 point ago

Cover photo.

[–]Kkleinsorge 0 points1 point ago

despite the fact that this didn't make me laugh, but is in fact a dog instead of a cat wins an upvote from me.

[–]julouise 0 points1 point ago

this makes me genuinely happy

[–]morelikeawesome 0 points1 point ago

Washington Post cameras captured this random dog trotting down the parade route, soaking up the adulation and truly believing that the crowd of tens of thousands had gathered just to tell him he was a good dog. Check out the look on his face. Every human should have a moment like that.

-Cracked

[–]H4ppy 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have this in a higher resolution? I'd love using it as a wallpaper

[–]xLowDown 2 points3 points ago

Why does a title like this make it OK to repost it?

Edit: title comnts points age /r/
How I feel going back to comment on my own post 68coms 1355pts 2mos funny
The dyslexic people of the world line the streets to give thanks to their god 15coms 358pts 4mos funny
The people of Mexico were lined up along the streets to see the Pope. This little guy thought otherwise. 204coms 1034pts 4mos pics
I'm the REAL pope bro. 1com 7pts 1dy pics
Always the star of the show 0coms 31pts 5mos aww
Can anyone from Mexico tell me why this dog is so famous there? 248coms 1293pts 5mos funny
They like me! They really like me! 0coms 17pts 4mos aww

[–]Peach_Muffin 0 points1 point ago

Because it's just so cute!

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Hi, welcome to Reddit!

[–]Gokan580 -2 points-1 points ago

Why are you being downvoted? I see this damn post too often and i thank you for trying to tell people its a repost.

[–]mrmateo 0 points1 point ago

i never know why these get so many down votes. it is not offensive or stupid, it is just providing more information about the post

[–]Eoiny 0 points1 point ago

"To be honest, I'd have settled for a doggy biscuit."

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

He was such a good boy they threw a parade in his honor.

[–]mcknicker 0 points1 point ago

"Well, I guess I'll have to poop in the yard more often."

[–]scrtagent101 -1 points0 points ago

I remember upvoting this a while ago and then being upset when it never received any more upvotes. Bitter sweet repost.

[–]mattsofa 1 point2 points ago

there is a person on the right using an ipad to take a video...

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

So this is what it's like to be subscribed to r/aww? This is adorable!

[–]Lillipout 0 points1 point ago

This is the parade Laika should have received as Earth's first space traveler. RIP space dog.

[–]Keane1522 -2 points-1 points ago

Lyk dis if u cri evertim :'(

[–]MaxPayne4life -2 points-1 points ago

i want that doggieee

[–]Bajimazabulumana -4 points-3 points ago

What exactly does it get you and how many times have you seen this before?

[–]OfferaLink -3 points-2 points ago

Let's go to Christina who is Live, and mic'd up, at the parade rout.

What are you hearing?

"Sup?" (Hola)

[–]StoneColdPineapple 0 points1 point ago

Could somebody make this a wallpaper for me? It's such a neat pic

[–]Americaruules 0 points1 point ago

What flag is that? It's not American, so it must be terrorist. Downvote.

[–]jeremylevine 0 points1 point ago

[–]al0newestand -1 points0 points ago

P'raders gonna' p'rade

[–]zoudain -5 points-4 points ago

Why is this so funny? [EDIT: Why am I laughing so hard?]

[–]Kalyptro -3 points-2 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]femanonette 1 point2 points ago

Because it looks like a parade is being held for the dog; who has an expression of caution and joy on it's face due to the fact that it's being garnered so much attention.

[–]Kalyptro -1 points0 points ago

Oh. Okay :)

[–]femanonette 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]illmakeamemeoutofyou 0 points1 point ago

no i think it actually was a parade for the dog? no seriously, the people are actually cheering for the dog, he did something awesome, saved somebody or something, and became a national icon, i forget all of the details and i was hoping the link would be on here somewhere but i don't see it ....

[–]leex0 -3 points-2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel going back to comment on my own post 68coms 1355pts 2mos funny
The dyslexic people of the world line the streets to give thanks to their god 15coms 358pts 4mos funny
The people of Mexico were lined up along the streets to see the Pope. This little guy thought otherwise. 204coms 1034pts 4mos pics
I'm the REAL pope bro. 1com 7pts 1dy pics
Always the star of the show 0coms 31pts 5mos aww
Can anyone from Mexico tell me why this dog is so famous there? 248coms 1293pts 5mos funny
They like me! They really like me! 0coms 17pts 4mos aww

source: karmadecay

shouldn't a title such as "This Gets me everytime" be an easy heads up that this is a repost and doesn't need to be upvoted to the front page?

[–]orangeclown -3 points-2 points ago

Viva la Milo! Viva la Milo!

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[–]XavierWoodshed 2 points3 points ago

Why do you care?