So…uhm, this exists…

simjanes2k · 2012-09-01T18:37:33+00:00

I feel very strongly that the man and woman need to be doggy style, for au natural.

orthag · 2012-09-01T21:36:07+00:00

IF the Ark is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

CSimpson1162 · 2012-09-01T22:33:07+00:00

WHY AREN'T THE PLANTS HAVING SEX?

leplen · 2012-09-01T21:51:21+00:00

Of course now that you've seen Noah naked, you've cursed your descendants to be black slaves.

SuperDolan · 2012-09-01T22:28:47+00:00

Rule 34 bro

GingerJesus89 · 2012-09-01T21:56:19+00:00

Noah looks like a ginger...so we do get laid?!

Twice_Knightley · 2012-09-01T19:58:32+00:00

Get busy

AMeanCow · 2012-09-01T21:57:50+00:00

Oh sure it looks kinda cute now, but the next painting in the series is when everyone decides to "mix it up a little."

Pt78 · 2012-09-01T17:10:20+00:00

Of course, god needed those animals to get down and dirty after mercilessly wiping out nearly all life on the planet.

Yourdomdaddy · 2012-09-01T21:55:58+00:00

Who is the artist or owner so I can contact him/her and purchase this?

jzzanthapuss · 2012-09-01T21:51:00+00:00

perfect for every newborn's nursery

wixifo · 2012-09-01T21:57:45+00:00

Rule 34. I guess the bible was right.

Clearly_Im_lying · 2012-09-01T21:59:54+00:00

Post Flood party/orgy. Sinful, but absolutely necessary

The_Comma_Splicer · 2012-09-01T22:38:01+00:00

Two by two they came.

DaBake · 2012-09-02T00:29:01+00:00

It reminds me of Matisse's The Dance.

lvl2bard · 2012-09-02T00:34:17+00:00

We have the same one! It was on my wife's grandmother's wall until 2010. I guess it was too childish for her once she turned 90.

SpecialLadyFriend · 2012-09-02T01:59:49+00:00

According to wikipedia, it was a 1969 painting used as an illustration for the Human Sexuality chapter of a college textbook from 1972 called Biology Today. Dirty hippies.

xcbro12 · 2012-09-01T19:56:27+00:00

Partying like it's 1969. Wait! Oh Shit!!!!!!

AverageNapkin · 2012-09-01T20:04:20+00:00

I fapped.

ConorPF · 2012-09-01T21:55:53+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

MatthewKong · 2012-09-01T22:35:45+00:00

And the butterfly stands alone.

vucinic · 2012-09-01T22:44:40+00:00

The animals came two by two?

Highly_RelevEnt · 2012-09-01T23:05:59+00:00

Is this what they would call a "Holy Fuck"?

TehStuzz · 2012-09-01T23:09:10+00:00

Rule 34.

face2help · 2012-09-01T23:11:37+00:00

Happy belated Hump Day!

KillerCornFlake · 2012-09-01T23:24:26+00:00

Isn't this in the World Erotic Art Museum in Miami?

dxidaniel · 2012-09-01T23:37:20+00:00

I think r/wtf would appreciate this more

thegooddocgonzo · 2012-09-01T23:46:39+00:00

Ever think maybe thats what the old bible story was meant to be: a way to explain to kids about sex?

CallMeAnEngineer · 2012-09-01T23:58:11+00:00

Apparently it does, considering you found it.

RaptorProof · 2012-09-02T00:13:44+00:00

Go forth and multiply....awwww yeah!

derpina428 · 2012-09-02T00:18:23+00:00

Aww, they're dancing!

stemgang · 2012-09-02T00:19:59+00:00

7 of each clean animal.

yourownpersonal · 2012-09-02T00:32:16+00:00

And God saw that Noah had brought twins, and it was good.

2GaNgStEr4J3sUs · 2012-09-02T00:32:26+00:00

Did anyone else think the clouds were doing it too?

Kiyuri · 2012-09-02T00:36:16+00:00

I spent a good 15 seconds adjusting my laptop in an attempt to get rid of the glare before realizing how much of an idiot I am.

mastapasta · 2012-09-02T00:40:17+00:00

/r/WTF needs to know.

t-k-421 · 2012-09-02T01:03:20+00:00

Needs more cloud, tree, flower, and butterfly plowing.

MrIslander · 2012-09-02T01:14:19+00:00

This had to be on r/WTF.

RedditLG · 2012-09-02T01:34:22+00:00

Noah's Fark!

Thatsafunny · 2012-09-02T01:35:59+00:00

I will give you $100 for that artwork, wait no, $10000000.

Sauronkraut · 2012-09-02T01:41:54+00:00

The butterfly doesn't get a friend?

anon9003 · 2012-09-02T01:50:53+00:00

I own a print of that!

Nefarious_Lobster · 2012-09-02T01:52:48+00:00

For some reason this looks like this would be hanging in a doctor's office. Like, you would walk in and BAM it's just stuck up there on the wall, ready to make your visit awkward.

ragesoss · 2012-09-02T02:06:33+00:00

This painting was used in an awesome biology textbook in the 70s: http://ragesoss.com/blog/2009/05/23/biology-today-the-70s-textbook-that-would-have-made-me-a-biologist/

njst · 2012-09-02T02:16:34+00:00

As a Noah I approve if this art.

swandog7 · 2012-09-02T02:25:05+00:00

That's exactly how it happened.

commodore-69 · 2012-09-02T02:32:18+00:00

Best part? It was made in '69

rw615 · 2012-09-02T02:55:07+00:00

Nsfw?

Drinkingdoc · 2012-09-02T03:00:47+00:00

Why does EVERY animal have sex doggy style? Maybe we should consider renaming the position.

opboxs · 2012-09-02T03:03:13+00:00

I thought that the clouds were penises... I looked again and saw that they weren't....I'm a little disappointed

demiseofether · 2012-09-02T03:10:44+00:00

Where can I get a copy?

Nicoleness · 2012-09-02T03:24:12+00:00

What the flibbidy fuck.

kill4urmom · 2012-09-02T04:02:16+00:00

you leave them alone reddit they are just wrestling

iowa116 · 2012-09-02T04:38:14+00:00

that flash

moosifat · 2012-09-02T04:40:07+00:00

I babysitted a bunch of kids at thier grandparents house... this same image was in thier room

Kinomi · 2012-09-02T04:49:53+00:00

NO EXCEPTIONS

Sniglet5000 · 2012-09-02T04:50:27+00:00

aww how cute

omgbbq123 · 2012-09-02T04:56:14+00:00

Because Noah can fit so many animals on one boat.

jeepershcrackers · 2012-09-02T05:32:48+00:00

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220969366681

WateryPenisButter · 2012-09-02T05:35:22+00:00

Think those animals will just magically spawn another if there's 2 of them?

DavyBingo · 2012-09-02T05:54:28+00:00

I don't get it. Hardly surprising. What did you imagine they brought two of each animal for?

Regvlas · 2012-09-01T21:31:51+00:00

Male-female pairs. Like God Almighty Himself has declared.

funny

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