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[–]BetterThanSpam 2 points3 points ago

There's a man who knows the sound of one hand clapping.

[–]mrdude817[S] 1 point2 points ago

I know a few people that can actually do that, one handed clapping, pretty well. Shit creeps me out.

[–]Ash29k 4 points5 points ago

The highlighted headline makes it easier to see the actual headline which I nearly missed but did not thanks to the highlighting.

[–]forever_pilly 2 points3 points ago

I'm so glad it was underlined and highlighted. I wouldn't have known what to read otherwise.

[–]FVBAR 1 point2 points ago

I laughed until I found inner peace.

[–]aldude3 0 points1 point ago

We meet again, already?

[–]mrdude817[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh....hey.

[–]aldude3 0 points1 point ago

.........awkward.

[–]aldude3 0 points1 point ago

That seems to be our relationship.

[–]mrdude817[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure we'll meet again....soon.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

This one's a real knee-slapper

[–]Hyronious 1 point2 points ago

This is about the 10th time I've seen this...

[–]Alexander12345 0 points1 point ago

I've gotta HAND it to you, that made me chuckle :|

[–]mrpoofypajamapants 0 points1 point ago

If hell existed, we'd all be heading there

[–]tpman24 0 points1 point ago

Bart Simpson knows how