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[–]ConstipatedNinja 18 points19 points ago

Gave her the ol' lickaroo.

[–]futuremarine213 -2 points-1 points ago

I tried to forget about that before I said it. But you site are not gonna let that happen.

[–]nixolinhas 22 points23 points ago

repost

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 55 points56 points ago

It's okay. We have arrived. Can you describe the perpetrator for me?

[–]saarmi 29 points30 points ago

Well one is named poochi

The second one is talbotus

You can find alot more here:

title comnts points age /r/
Put that stupid tongue back, Jerry 0coms 5pts 13dys funny
Shit is about to go DOWN! 0coms 53pts 1mo funny
That pug had it coming. 2coms 14pts 7mos funny
Shit is about to go DOWN! 15coms 224pts 11mos funny
Put that stupid tongue back in your mouth, Jerry. 15coms 354pts 11mos pics
C'mon Jerry 9coms 424pts 4mos funny
Pugnacious. 0coms 51pts 1yr pics
Smooth moves Jerry 2coms 55pts 5mos funny
Nice one Jerry 18coms 344pts 7mos funny
Jerry, you're a dick 2coms 18pts 1yr pics
Dammit Jerry. 0coms 17pts 21dys funny
I'm saying put your tongue back in, Jerry. 137coms 1292pts 1yr pics
Oh Shit! 4coms 7pts 1mo funny
Oh no he didn't... 2coms 90pts 4mos funny
Calm down guys 6coms 230pts 11dys funny
Found this gem on facebook 3coms -4pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

Some are not though correct but you get the picture.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 20 points21 points ago

Thank you citizen for the information. You will be rewarded for the help.

[–]lasrith 6 points7 points ago

Bake em' away, toys.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 7 points8 points ago

lasrith have you been drinking today?

[–]Superkelp 9 points10 points ago

[–]amp350 0 points1 point ago

Good god...

[–]mdeeemer 1 point2 points ago

Ugh, not even a funny one..

[–]baronlableu 2 points3 points ago

I laughed though

[–]wood_or_wire 0 points1 point ago

me too

[–]elevatorbuttons 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't matter because this is fucking hilarious

[–]DomainError 0 points1 point ago

Well shit.

[–]32Dog 5 points6 points ago

Hmm... where have I seen this before? Oh yeah! Everywhere.

[–]JasonLauts 2 points3 points ago

I think I see this on my feed at least once a week.

[–]UFreeky 0 points1 point ago

Same here...

[–]ajaxwhat 3 points4 points ago

Hehehe pug

[–]binaryechoes -2 points-1 points ago

How on earth do you have 6 upvotes.

[–]iEatIrony 0 points1 point ago

i believe that was a question not a statement, sir.

[–]hokum0pokum 0 points1 point ago

6? Try 5muthafcking000

[–]shark_claws 0 points1 point ago

"I'll just put the fuckung punch line in the title! It'll be so original, nobody's ever seen this!" -op

[–]lxxwj 1 point2 points ago

"I like it when the punchline is in the title," said no one, ever.

[–]Thricefold1 -1 points0 points ago

Bitches be runnin' wild up in here

[–]werd2k4 -1 points0 points ago

I've seen this look somewhere before... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

[–]Mightymaas 0 points1 point ago

I don't care if its a repost, this makes me laugh everytime.

[–]Lateralus24 1 point2 points ago

I think what annoys me most about a repost is not changing the title to something different. It just shows even more how uncreative you are.

[–]deja-vu-comment -4 points-3 points ago

It's funny because they are dogs. [8] .

[–]FightEntropy -1 points0 points ago

I love running into you guys [3]

[–]DoxBox -1 points0 points ago

I have a shar-pei too and this is exactly the sort of conversation I imagine her having when meeting other dogs. [7]

[–]fingertrollin -2 points-1 points ago

I couldn't not read the pug's lines in Daryl Hammonds Sean Connery voice.

[–]St3vil -2 points-1 points ago

I laugh every time I see this

[–]scoutsmith 0 points1 point ago

Me, too. I know it's a post but dammit, it cracks me up every time. Something about that pug's eyes.

[–]scoutsmith 0 points1 point ago

Repost, not post. Aargh.

[–]St3vil 0 points1 point ago

EXACTLY

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -1 points0 points ago

he is strong dog lol :P dont afeared much

[–]BaconChapstick -1 points0 points ago

Shar Peis and Pugs are my two favorite dogs, they're just so lovably retarded.

[–]Lucullan -5 points-4 points ago

i see this is think men in black

[–]Highly_RelevEnt -4 points-3 points ago

Laughed so damn much at this! [8]