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[–]drunk_otter 1150 points1151 points ago

So, did he defeat the gym leader?

[–]JCXtreme 366 points367 points ago

It was Brock.

[–]firetuhruck 148 points149 points ago

He's light years away from facing Brock.

[–]skillphiliac 133 points134 points ago

Brock is streets ahead.

[–]RadiantSun 62 points63 points ago

It's never gonna happen, Pierce

[–]harris5 6 points7 points ago

[–]MrMagoo22 13 points14 points ago

Only if you keep on Britta'ing it up.

[–]Scarazer 22 points23 points ago

Holy fuck, that reference.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 7 points8 points ago

Holy fuck, that comment.

[–]PewterCityGymLdr 134 points135 points ago

Brock here. I can indeed confirm he did defeat me.

[–]ajameshall 36 points37 points ago

Redditor for 7 months, this guy's legit.

[–]DRUNK_CYCLIST 98 points99 points ago

Or drunk gary bussey. No way to be sure.

[–]randomdebater 51 points52 points ago

No, it was Brock. Since it seems obvious the only move he used was swagger, and we all know swagger wouldn't effect gary bussey

[–]Zanedude 6 points7 points ago

That's something of nightmares right there.

[–]postitnote 25 points26 points ago

Jesus Christ Marie, they're called Bminerals!

[–]nomdaweb 3 points4 points ago

Lesnar?

[–]SomeBug[!] 12 points13 points ago

He did, and then on the way out, some guy congratulated him... He looked so proud-- like a father might.

[–]Mr_Wolfgang_Beard 7 points8 points ago

I see what you did there. I'm too lazy to look for the link but I know it exists and other people should know that you just made a very funny and relevant joke.

[–]SomeBug[!] 4 points5 points ago

Thanks... Whoa it's my cakeday???

[–]EatThyStool 3 points4 points ago

I think it's safe to say that this motherfucker is a gym leader.

[–]CpnKangaroo 141 points142 points ago

I haven't played pokemon in a while, the leveling up process has gotten so much more intense

[–]SupermanV2 626 points627 points ago

[–]skadefryd 821 points822 points ago

...that's me. I am the dude in that picture. It is literally me. Wow, I am slightly internet famous. Proof:

me squatting with a little too much forward lean

just after making the pants

this was my okcupid profile picture for a while

edit: yeah i might as well put the video here, too.

[–]justmarkplease 452 points453 points ago

That last picture scares me in ways I'm not sure I fully understand.

[–]messner 367 points368 points ago

That's not how you spell "arouses".

[–]sehrfine 65 points66 points ago

Guess I am not hetero afterall.

[–]aldude3 9 points10 points ago

"Dude, I love your ass, no hetero"

[–]GimmeSomeSugar 5 points6 points ago

"Scaroused"

[–]matty_a 49 points50 points ago

The internet is an absolutely wonderful, completely terrifying place.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 165 points166 points ago

[–]mistermog 112 points113 points ago

Wh...what is that?

[–]ieatbees 54 points55 points ago

I think it's from a French children's show.

[–]Saigio 48 points49 points ago

That explains everything.

[–]jrader 14 points15 points ago

It's a movie called De Sade about the Marquis, the French Revolution, and puppets fucking the hell out of one another

[–]aldude3 3 points4 points ago

I translated it for my french class. I should make a subtitle copy of the film.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 91 points92 points ago

Yes.

[–]deadpoetic333 38 points39 points ago

I feel.... dirty.

[–]RiPotato 8 points9 points ago

Yes?

[–]RachMinuit 5 points6 points ago

Definitely.

[–]karmapopsicle 7 points8 points ago

[–]oxgon 35 points36 points ago

[–]AnalogDan 7 points8 points ago

This is the best sequence of facial expressions I've ever seen.

[–]Kobius 14 points15 points ago

wat

[–]Coryshepard117 13 points14 points ago

I'm gonna log off for a while now...

[–]Erosis 85 points86 points ago

Cue Ash Pedreiro.

But seriously, you are one bold man.

[–]brex2599 48 points49 points ago

Reminds me of this

[–]Nithoren 26 points27 points ago

Still can't play trap cards from your hand

[–]presertim 6 points7 points ago

it could just be a very dramatic flip from the board.

[–]ItsTyrrellYo 19 points20 points ago

This is a serious question: Did you post that on 4chan or is there another Pikachu doing weightlifting somewhere in the world?

[–]skadefryd 38 points39 points ago

I'm not the OP, just the guy in the picture. There is apparently at least one more of my kind.

[–]Youki_san 17 points18 points ago

Pikachu learned HM04, Strength!

[–]ANBU_Spectre 61 points62 points ago

That okcupid picture is horrifying....ly awesome.

[–]skadefryd 82 points83 points ago

I wish I had saved my profile text from that time. My "six things I can't live without" included rare candy, protein, and then maxwell's equations.

[–]TheTallestDwarf 23 points24 points ago

So... Did you get laid a lot?

[–]skadefryd 47 points48 points ago

Shockingly, yes. Not sure how. There were a few women who were more interested in talking to me once I reverted to my normal profile, though.

[–]Shin-LaC 47 points48 points ago

Wait, women?

[–]joeycastillo 54 points55 points ago

/r/gaymers just died a little inside...

[–]Jungle2266 6 points7 points ago

I don't know what the fuck I was expecting to find when I clicked that link, other than what was there.

[–]Lord_Purple_ 16 points17 points ago

It's a brand of cider in the UK. Boy was I confused the first time I went there.

[–]tobyschoonover 11 points12 points ago

Bitches get sick of hearing the same ol cliche crap. You were a creepy fucker, but at least you were original.

[–]visvires 15 points16 points ago

Creepy? It looks like he has an amazing sense of humor

plus he's ripped

[–]krukzlip 25 points26 points ago

I hope the last picture doesn't awake anything in me.

[–]leBMD 23 points24 points ago

The fact that you're worried means it's already happened. I accept you.

[–]Jourdy288 21 points22 points ago

[–]buckets_of_drawings 20 points21 points ago

I'll pikachu doing those squats.

[–]leBMD 15 points16 points ago

I'll raichu a poem all romanticlike.

[–]godtom 4 points5 points ago

With a bit of charmander bit of wit, I'll make you mine.

[–]SupermanV2 43 points44 points ago

[–]Kornstalx 14 points15 points ago

I'm too scared to ask what everyone else is also wondering.

[–]thatguyinconverse 11 points12 points ago

I'll bite the bullet. Are you gay? Because I'm fine with that ;)

[–]masterwit 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/z6off/pikachu_deadlifting_xpost_from_r4chan/c61yxbk

(just read it above, thought I'd be helpful for you)

(I'm straight myself but found it equally funny)

cheers

[–]agile52 5 points6 points ago

...shock and awe

[–]WishIhadaLife21 5 points6 points ago

Oh how I love RES tagging people

[–]narcilil 3 points4 points ago

Damn you're attractive and funny. I hope you're not still single.

[–]skadefryd 28 points29 points ago

Getting married to user literatus in January

[–]First_AO 9 points10 points ago

You have just saddened me to an extent you'll never understand.

[–]leBMD 9 points10 points ago

Well darn. I mean congratulations.

[–]NaXoL 4 points5 points ago

Dude, facebook links... half of reddit is probably on your facebook right now, edit that shit the fuck out and upload some imgur links.
To
save
you the trouble.

[–]skadefryd 6 points7 points ago

I don't really care; there's nothing on my facebook to hide (and anyway. I don't think it's possible to reverse-engineer my account name based on the image links), but thanks.

[–]green_cheese 4 points5 points ago

The numbers for the image, one of those is your profile page. Its very easy to get to with fb photo links.

[–]Ihmhi 2 points3 points ago

[–]ThundaHeist 3 points4 points ago

So... Does that OKCupid pic mean that you're a gaymer? If so...

[–]leftwing_rightist 63 points64 points ago

He's got a Cubone in his pants.

[–]JesusChrist5 24 points25 points ago

Risky click...

[–]noprotein 6 points7 points ago

After the profile pic, I don't think so.

[–]teusz16 13 points14 points ago

I think that's an Onix.

[–]erjohnson1[S] 37 points38 points ago

Must have been one of his warm up sets, because that is only 335.

[–]skadefryd 42 points43 points ago

I'm the guy in the picture (not the guy in the OP) and yes, 335 was my max that day

[–]scots23 47 points48 points ago

You just told the OP that you weren't the OP. You've got some balls telling the OP what's what.

[–]skadefryd 14 points15 points ago

yes, I meant that the picture of a guy deadlifting 335 and the OP's claim to have deadlifted 405 are not in contradiction, because they are not the same guy.

[–]Disco_Stew 6 points7 points ago

You just told the OP that you weren't the OP. You've got some Pokeballs telling the OP what's what.

FTFY

[–]Semajal 12 points13 points ago

also not a onesie

[–]csgoodri 25 points26 points ago

Those look like 5s to me, so 325, but still that is much stronger than the average person who owns a pikachu costume.

[–]tora22 62 points63 points ago

still that is much stronger than the average person who owns a pikachu costume.

Based on our current sample size of pikachu-wearing adults I'd have to say they are a breed of people much stronger than average.

[–]n3svaru 10 points11 points ago

no those are 10s.

[–]loudmusicofthesky 2 points3 points ago

Those are definitely LA Fitness 10s.

[–]7_legged_spider 5 points6 points ago

Thought that was my LA Fitness for a second, but then noticed a subtle difference in the layout.

[–]SkunkyFatBowl 3 points4 points ago

They all look so similar. Went through the same thing.

[–]csgoodri 182 points183 points ago

Seeing someone beat my one rep max on deadlift by over 100 pounds while wearing a pikachu costume would make me feel pretty bad about myself.

[–]outyourblowhole 29 points30 points ago

Here's a pokeball. Go ahead and get inside.

[–]be_mindful 75 points76 points ago

You must have crippling insecurity then.

[–]Jreynold 9 points10 points ago

His lift attack is just super effective on him.

[–]JosephBartels 10 points11 points ago

It'd make me pop a woody.

[–]lulzcopter19 13 points14 points ago

I will put all my other dreams on hold until I can accomplish this.

[–]Proc33d 12 points13 points ago

Critical Lift.

[–]cap1206 32 points33 points ago

That hurt my funny

[–]skadefryd 47 points48 points ago

I'm here to usurp the thread. Here's (me as) a sexy Pikachu squatting on Halloween.

[–]TrollKy 10 points11 points ago

You should move your hands wider out so you don't feel it so much in your rotator cuffs. Your arms should not be there for anything more than stabilization.

[–]skadefryd 6 points7 points ago

Eventually I did exactly this. I also found a more stable place to sit the bar on my back, where my elbows didn't feel the need to bear the load.

[–]Kenaf 2 points3 points ago

I've read something to the effect before that keeping your arms close like that and pulling your elbows in like that flexes the muscles on your upper back to give the bar some padding to rest on instead of just resting on a bone or something.

[–]ibflaubert 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure sexy is the term I'd use to describe that.

[–]Ms_Anon 59 points60 points ago

... what might be in his "brotein shake" scares me.

[–]SkunkyFatBowl 26 points27 points ago

It's got a squirt of natural whey in it from his lifting partner.

[–]TrollKy 14 points15 points ago

It's usually protein, creatine, beta-alanine and 2 rare candies.

[–]jabber99er 66 points67 points ago

Hint, they scraped some stuff out of an old shoebox to make it.

[–]cosidian 81 points82 points ago

Just one thread. Please.

[–]SnowHawkMike 7 points8 points ago

At least he didn't have a snack with it.

[–]heh_wut 5 points6 points ago

why

[–]Lusty_Falmer_Maid 2 points3 points ago

You owe me a monitor.

[–]Pwoshi 15 points16 points ago

Smegma.

[–]Zanedude 12 points13 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]shat93 4 points5 points ago

smegma butter

[–]JackTalk 6 points7 points ago

Delicious.

[–]antpocas 8 points9 points ago

Rare candy

[–]FecklessPhilanderer 6 points7 points ago

I want a pokeball goblet now, that is relevant to my interests

for the lazy: http://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Poke-Ball-Party-Supplies/dp/B001QEJMWQ

[–]S3XPanther 32 points33 points ago

[–]monkeychess 6 points7 points ago

That was good, sounds kind of like Kiefer Sutherland

[–]ghettajetta 3 points4 points ago

You, I like you.

[–]jaavaa 18 points19 points ago

OP, do you even lift?

[–]thephenom21 11 points12 points ago

op is a faggot. u aware?

[–]breeks 9 points10 points ago

[–]LarrytheLifeguard 5 points6 points ago

assemble brahs

[–]jaavaa 7 points8 points ago

[–]Anaract 20 points21 points ago

This is the benefit of 4Chan over Reddit, people can tell bullshit stories and as long as they are funny nobody cares. pros and cons

[–]Dodeler 7 points8 points ago

Get back in the basement!

[–]Von_Dredd 6 points7 points ago

That's because, in all honesty, 4chan is more mature than Reddit.

[–]Hit_or_Miss 3 points4 points ago

He immediately evolved into Raichu for his achievement. Was later kicked out of gym when it was discovered his coach, a man named Ash helped him use PED's. Pokemon enhaning drugs.

[–]jak_b_nimble 6 points7 points ago

Anabolic thunderstones give competitors an unfair advantage.

[–]shiv3rz 3 points4 points ago

Can we have a shitty_watercolour for this story?

[–]apnea_diver 3 points4 points ago

Pictures or it never happened!

[–]Kuuy123 3 points4 points ago

I think the point of an x-post is that the person who posted it first x-posts it do that they get the karma. This is essentially reposting something.

[–]RocketLauncher 1 point2 points ago

Stop going to 4chan just so you can rack up on LE LE LE LE karma points here. It's really sad

[–]HahamemeOKwegetit 3 points4 points ago

Fucking brilliant!

If I saw this during training I probably wouldn't be able to keep going because of all the laughter!

[–]7_legged_spider 1 point2 points ago

[–]TheIllogical 2 points3 points ago

I find the word "scamper" humorous

[–]zedeathstar 0 points1 point ago

I dislike 4chan's formatting.. intensly.

[–]RainbowPie 1 point2 points ago

Now know what i want for christmas

[–]markrtoon 0 points1 point ago

Only on 4chan.

[–]lawchu 0 points1 point ago

CCCCCHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[–]techs1200 -1 points0 points ago

That....that was awesome.

[–]wrecktonomic 1 point2 points ago

/r/fitness wants to see this

[–]Down71 0 points1 point ago

That definitely happened.

[–]hairless_kiwi 0 points1 point ago

this made me so happy :)

[–]brigodon 1 point2 points ago

I expected a "spaghett" somewhere in there. "Pika........SPAGHETT."

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

You kids and your pogs.

[–]legendz411 0 points1 point ago

I'd drop some weight and work on form brother.. That squat was dangerous lookin. 'Member, head up, chest out. Sweet suit!

[–]aprilynn 0 points1 point ago

I am pleased with this story telling style

[–]rubonix 1 point2 points ago

you should post this to /r/fitness

[–]NoSalt 0 points1 point ago

That, I would like to see.

[–]ofiveo 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like a miscer.

[–]Temporaryy 0 points1 point ago

Shit title

[–]mamamiabell 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

[–]cybermewtwo 0 points1 point ago

pics or it didnt happen!

[–]zombierror 0 points1 point ago

Jeebus, I need to do this now, but with dino print onesies. Excellent.

[–]MattyC-SEC 0 points1 point ago

There are no words.

[–]postnatald 0 points1 point ago

Possible to downvote this retarded post 100 times?

[–]forever_Crazy13 0 points1 point ago

I really don't get this.

[–]ThinkinWithSand 1 point2 points ago

Attention-whore as fuck.

There. That fits better.

[–]corporatemeltdown 0 points1 point ago

A brotein shake huh? That sounds brotastic!

[–]boofbonzer81 0 points1 point ago

thank you for starting my day off right

[–]subnucleus 0 points1 point ago

There was one thing you had to do when you made this post, OP.

But you just had to go and put the punchline in the title, didn't you?

[–]SneakyInSpanish 0 points1 point ago

Everyone mirin

[–]xtrabigassfries 0 points1 point ago

Repost!! Next time, wait a bit longer, eh?

[–]Amopax 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' green text stories. You gotta love 'em!

[–]skocznymroczny 0 points1 point ago

inb4 gary oak

[–]Madvillains -1 points0 points ago

Alpha as fuck. I like that.

[–]CallsYouGay4NoReason 0 points1 point ago

you are gay as hell

[–]ToiletMcMouse 1 point2 points ago

TOILET McMOUSE TOILET McMOUSE

[–]galile0 0 points1 point ago

WTB Pikachu onesie pajamas w/ tail

[–]seymour47 0 points1 point ago

If no picture, it didn't happen.

[–]MackDeeZee -1 points0 points ago

This.. This needs to be a short film.

[–]Tranger -1 points0 points ago

Punchline on title? I srsly mean you could had it all.

[–]mcellucci 1 point2 points ago

So what happened to the fan?

[–]toothraptor 0 points1 point ago

To complete this beauty of a day, wearing a pokemon backpack would've been gold.

[–]ThePikachuSquad 0 points1 point ago

My hero <3

[–]FlaregunsTheOriginal 0 points1 point ago

I just upvoted to 3000. Congrats, OP!

[–]LukeA71 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit, he didn't have a girlfriend.

[–]thisisfake123 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like the /fit/ I know and love.

[–]LoveSexDeath 0 points1 point ago

I do believe I have to go change my panties...

[–]este_hombre 0 points1 point ago

Anybody who calls them self alpha is clearly fucking beta.

[–]getitaway 0 points1 point ago

Only 405? Pika needs to level up

[–]XxAyoo_CoMbAt_jUnkIe 1 point2 points ago

FUUUAAAARRRRRRKKKK

[–]Deaner55 1 point2 points ago

Ok so non-OP has given photos, and given the validity of 4chan, (can't believe noone has said this yet, PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

[–]Misterine 1 point2 points ago

Iky

[–]Mattheous 1 point2 points ago

'Everyone mirin'...So everyone was Japanese vinegar. Oh....kay.

[–]Weegemonster5000 0 points1 point ago

Alpha as fuck has never been more appropriate. It came after a brotein shake and a weight room scenario. This with the all-encompassing nerd backdrop and we've got alpha as fuck

[–]Mitch3285 0 points1 point ago

"alpha as fuck" God I'm gonna start using that saying so often now.