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[–]Gangringo 95 points96 points ago

I usually use this one.

[–]AreWeNotMenOfScience 22 points23 points ago

Yay PBF! I'm so happy there's new comics again. Here's my favorite PBF.

Edit: I'm stupid http://pbfcomics.com/24/

[–]Esc4p3 10 points11 points ago

Where?

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 4 points5 points ago

There have been four new comics in the last year.

[–]Dakrun 2 points3 points ago

Indeed. I'm not a big fan of the page formatting. The comic is where I expect a header/banner to be and I end up staring at the list of words like "wtf am I looking at?"

[–]Thecrazyredhead 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for showing me these. This is my favorite.

[–]MiracleBlades 4 points5 points ago

A longtime favorite PBF this one is

[–]holy_repost_batman 2 points3 points ago

Time to enjoy a nice, Saturday evening--aaaand it's gone.

[–]justifiesactions 0 points1 point ago

this one is more depressing though

[–]gusatron51 0 points1 point ago

jeeze that's depressing.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 246 points247 points ago

Sir we need to take you downtown for some questions.

[–]Superslammer 61 points62 points ago

R/epost

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 27 points28 points ago

You wouldn't happen to know anything about the crime that has been committed here would you Superslammer?

[–]Superslammer 21 points22 points ago

It appears to be a repost but we're getting a warrant for his house, could be saved gifs, memes, etc. we suspect he'll wait a couple of weeks then repost aforementioned gifs, memes, etc.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 21 points22 points ago

I'll send for the REA (repost enforcement agency) we will camp outside his house for a bit before we bust in.

[–]Superslammer 21 points22 points ago

10-4, sounds good... Ill be at the targets house in T-30 minutes

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 19 points20 points ago

Roger Roger

[–]playdoepete 7 points8 points ago

Whats your Vector Victor?

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 3 points4 points ago

I'm currently hiding in the bushes laying in what appears like dog shit Over Over

[–]EridMeatGrinder 1 point2 points ago

Oh lord, I'd better inform LongRun1. That guy keeps me hooked up with comics and memes. They're all I have.

[–]RepostThatShit 10 points11 points ago

Come and get me, coppah.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 8 points9 points ago

Sir are you aware that not only are you taunting an officer of the law, but you are also suggesting people should break the law? We can do this the easy way or the hard way, I suggest the easy way.

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 4 points5 points ago

*pulls out taser

[–]McJaeger 20 points21 points ago

This gif is my favorite.

[–]fate_torn 9 points10 points ago

i think he may be having a stroke

[–]fawker 3 points4 points ago

reddit's reaction to obama's ama

[–]anangrybanana 26 points27 points ago

This was here like... two days ago.

[–]jeannatron 35 points36 points ago

congratulations you found a repost. thanks for informing reddit.

[–]SkyBS 2 points3 points ago

The creepiest part is his migrating forehead scar.

[–]TakeyoMedicine 1 point2 points ago

I am relatively certain that's a centipede.

[–]allapologies27 10 points11 points ago

You must be that one weird friend everyone has...

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

everyone needs that wingman that will never be any competition for ass

the creepy dude that you can appreciate qualities in, like that one recovering heroin addict at the homeless shelter with a offbeat sense of humor

[–]Dragoryu3000 0 points1 point ago

Yeah...I can't imagine this will be very endearing to his/her friends.

[–]justifiesactions 4 points5 points ago

I love that the skeleton is wearing a party hat

[–]Dotvoid 3 points4 points ago

Oh man, I fucking love this picture. Definitely one of the best cartoons I've ever seen. I don't have it saved on my PC so that every time it pops up somewhere I'm like "Fuck yeah, the birthday skeleton!"

[–]LongRun1[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Cool story bro.

[–]bhamer 7 points8 points ago

I found this recently as well, on reddit. It gets reposted on my front page every so often.

[–]kikenazz 3 points4 points ago

It also gets posted on Reddit weekly

[–]LongRun1[S] 2 points3 points ago

Cool. I'd hate to break that trend.

[–]Air_Guitar_Hero 20 points21 points ago

Oh please tell us all where you found it, as I'm sure none of us here on Reddit have SEEN IT BEFORE!

[–]imjameshall 29 points30 points ago

I actually hadn't. :/

[–]cthulhubert 7 points8 points ago

Same here :\

[–]TickleTh1sElmo -2 points-1 points ago

same here

[–]WolgLarutan -3 points-2 points ago

same here

[–]CheeseMunkee -3 points-2 points ago

same here

[–]LongRun1[S] 2 points3 points ago

Annnnnnnd THAT is why I posted it. Jesus Christ, Air_Guitar_Hero, not everyone has seen every picture on the internet. If you don't like it, downvote, move on, and most importantly, shut the fuck up.

[–]fawker -4 points-3 points ago

I too haven't seen this before.

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[–]1Dom337 5 points6 points ago

WOOOOOOOSHHHH

[–]jacobsnemesis 6 points7 points ago

So many re-posts

[–]LongRun1[S] -1 points0 points ago

My apologies. It was not found on reddit, and I had never seen it before.

[–]Mozen 2 points3 points ago

I have been doing that for years, my friend. This is the other one that I post: http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif

[–]Skoalmintpouches 2 points3 points ago

I always loved this one http://pbfcomics.com/32/

[–]sirkablaam 2 points3 points ago

This is one comic/repost that I will never tire of.

[–]monom90 3 points4 points ago

How's your first day on the internet going?

[–]Aromaz 5 points6 points ago

[–]Thotaz 4 points5 points ago

Honestly the comic form was better (imo), the voice of the skeleton sounded more like a robot than what I would imagine a birthday skeleton would sound like, and it was a little hard to understand what the skeleton said (could be because I am using laptop speakers)

[–]Aromaz 0 points1 point ago

I just think there should be at least SOME credit to Ragenineteen here.

[–]RalphWasntHere 4 points5 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Birthday Skeleton [1600 x 900] 12coms 191pts 16hrs wallpapers

source: karmadecay

SERIOUSLY??? Not even a day??

[–]Dragonsoul 3 points4 points ago

Its in a different subreddit, are you trying to tell me that once its on any subreddit, its can't be reposted?

[–]beaucm 4 points5 points ago

It was pretty high up on the front page the other day though.

[–]MTK67 1 point2 points ago

But most redditors (including myself) aren't subscribed to /r/wallpapers. If it had been posted on /r/pics or /r/WTF or something, then it'd be different.

[–]Mothmanx 1 point2 points ago

Oh it's been on /r/funny numerous times, It also gets brought up in various /r/AskReddit threads from time to time.

[–]LongRun1[S] 1 point2 points ago

Different subreddit, and the amount of upvotes it has implies that a lot of people (including myself) have never seen it before, and I did not find it on reddit anyway.

[–]RalphWasntHere 0 points1 point ago

Right, you saw it while it was two columns of panels. Either you or the other guy reoriented the panels to throw off people like me who check karmadecay. The two column version was on the front page within week ago.

[–]LongRun1[S] -1 points0 points ago

I have never seen it. In all honesty. Nor have a lot of other people. It's not my fault that it is a repost I thought it was funny, and all I'm getting (aside from gobs of karma) is bitchy comments.

[–]AllTheCheesecake 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry, OP. I'd never seen it either, and I appreciate your efforts.

[–]fawker -1 points0 points ago

why do I want more info on this?

[–]Maniacal_Artist -1 points0 points ago

He did say "recently"...

[–]holy_repost_batman 3 points4 points ago

The only thing more annoying than reposts is all the people that complain about reposts.

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

Is your username meant to be ironic?

[–]holy_repost_batman 2 points3 points ago

That was the joke.

[–]CannibalIowa 0 points1 point ago

Ah, but of course.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

and the novelty accounts associated with it

[–]BarracudaFeet 2 points3 points ago

I fucking lost it when the Birthday Skeleton said "The contract is sealed."

[–]georgerrsnow 4 points5 points ago

Will you all STOP complaining about reposts!? I've been on reddit for about a year and have NOT seen it. I also don't spend all my time on reddit, so I appreciate what you call 'reposts'. I don't feel so entitled that I think every post should be directed to my sole pleasure - I know there are other people on reddit who may not have seen the same things I've seen. It's getting upvoted for a reason. Ignore it or appreciate it.

[–]notbookies -3 points-2 points ago

People complaining about people who complain about reposts are just as common and just as annoying.

[–]georgerrsnow -2 points-1 points ago

We could just add another "people complaining about" before that and keep this going on.

[–]HaggarShoes 2 points3 points ago

Relevant Novelty Account. Look's like he got pregnant and quit reddit though.

[–]crusty_sloth 0 points1 point ago

Should...should I be scared???

[–]GeneralRipper 1 point2 points ago

This makes me think of Death in Hogfather. I approve.

[–]stumper93 0 points1 point ago

I picture Willem Dafoe doing the voice of the skeleton.

[–]Nicknam4 0 points1 point ago

If you found it on the internet it's already been posted here 69 times.

[–]xyz66 -1 points0 points ago

I always use this picture I made.

[–]lateral_moves -1 points0 points ago

I read the skeleton's voice like it spoke while inhaling.

[–]RiffMan96 -1 points0 points ago

That is incorrect use of "An."

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

Well that's some oogie boogie shit right there.

[–]Agent_Buckwald 0 points1 point ago

I'll have to try this if I ever have kids...

[–]trollgasm22 0 points1 point ago

my birthday was last week (no, i did not try to use my birthday for karma) and this was not on my facebook wall... what gives?

[–]RileyCoyote 0 points1 point ago

I would totally use this today, but the only person who has a birthday today is my dead aunt. Not very appropriate.

[–]zakh134 0 points1 point ago

perfect. my short friends birthday is tomorrow

[–]GiraffeCabbage -2 points-1 points ago

Like the 3rd time I've seen this reposted and I'm fairly new to Reddit.

[–]foxygrandpa 0 points1 point ago

A repost as old as the internet itself

[–]Rainbow_Samurai -1 points0 points ago

I SMELL REPOST!

[–]_Wolfos 0 points1 point ago

So yeah, it's my birthday tomorrow...

[–]I_am_the_legit_Rmony -2 points-1 points ago

im going to stop healthcare

[–]sanderjm -1 points0 points ago

It's my birthday tomorrow so this is perfect!

[–]genzahg 1 point2 points ago

I don't find this to be very funny.

[–]thermal_shock -5 points-4 points ago

This was literally here 2 days ago. Labelled as reposter.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Oh shut the fuck up already. You make Reddit worse.

[–]leo_chaos -1 points0 points ago

I would actually suggest that the same pictures over and over again would make Reddit worse.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

As fake Charles Manson once said 'If I hadn't seen it, it's new to me!'

[–]thermal_shock 0 points1 point ago

lolumadbro?

[–]LongRun1[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Cool story bro.

-LongRun1

-aka Reposter

[–]orthag -2 points-1 points ago

The birthday skeleton speaks in a thin, raspy voice and draws out the letter S.

[–]Fatter_Lee_Adama -2 points-1 points ago

Been posting that on birthdays for years.

[–]Fatter_Lee_Adama 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry? OP posts it and everyone loves it. I mention I do it too and people downvote me?

[–]SamiQuan -2 points-1 points ago

I honestly don't care how many times I've seen this, I still laugh every time.

[–]ChloeTheCat753 0 points1 point ago

Why woud he wish for a xbox?

[–]ldd- -3 points-2 points ago

I guess I don't know you, then . . . it's my birthday . . . not seeing it on my FB wall!