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[–]Ashleybaaaby 36 points37 points ago

Maybe he found his true self. Trees do that :) there is nothing wrong with it

[–]Siebutsu 52 points53 points ago

Pot, not even on- fuck it, every day.

[–]trollinh 11 points12 points ago

Pot, not only once.

[–]Pinoth 0 points1 point ago

But twice.

[–]SammyYO 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that, Like Siebutsu said everyday.

[–]ohheyitsben 0 points1 point ago

Hey, hey, hey... smoke weed every day.

[–]coherus 37 points38 points ago

I was really gay then I smoked now I am straight, the power of this stuff.

[–]whizzard 37 points38 points ago

I was gay before I smoked, but I'm still gay :>

[–]BeerPowered 7 points8 points ago

The World, sometimes you can't quite understand it.

[–]beauPinsson 8 points9 points ago

-+-=+, this pretty much solves the problem

[–]BeerPowered 17 points18 points ago

So weed turns bisexuals into asexuals?

[–]AbsurdistWilde 25 points26 points ago

Well bi is two, right; so the opposite of 2 is -2 so it must turn bisexuals in -2sexuals. If my science is correct, which I'm sure it is.

[–]MibZ 19 points20 points ago

Science!

[–]beauPinsson 7 points8 points ago

Does it mean you turn gay 1 time on 2 you smoke. Better smoke at least two joints a night man

[–]AbsurdistWilde 11 points12 points ago

The question of marijuana sexuality reversal and re-reversal is a subject under much controversy. In the theory opposites, as demonstrated above, your alleged scenario would make sense. There is however an alternate theory that switches one's sexuality from where it lies on the Kinsey scale to the nega-Kinsey scale More research is required

[–]beauPinsson 1 point2 points ago

well, to be perfectly honest, i didnt know this was a serious subject ahah

[–]AbsurdistWilde 5 points6 points ago

It's not. I'm just j-ing around

[–]sketchybusiness 6 points7 points ago

no fucking way? you seemed soo legit bra [8]

[–]r_s_n 1 point2 points ago

lol you troll...I was like omg does someone actually think this shit is true...! You're a silly goose!

[–]beauPinsson 2 points3 points ago

im such a naive guy, i thought maybe some christian did serious study about it or stg to prove pot is wrong lol

[–]Enjoiiiii 2 points3 points ago

i love you.

[–]AbsurdistWilde 0 points1 point ago

Yay!

[–]Hilleo 4 points5 points ago

Just want to say I'm asexual. Seeing somebody mention asexuality outside LGBT subreddits is exciting!

Well, back to my corner of silence!

[–]ErikTk421 3 points4 points ago

How does that work??

[–]Hilleo 4 points5 points ago

Yes, there's 2 definitions of asexuality. 1 is the asexual reproduction found in single-cell organisms.

The other is the human sexuality. It means that there is a lack of sexual attraction. That is, I don't think guys or girls are physically attractive.

[–]terragreyling 5 points6 points ago

But man look at the horn on that Unicorn!

[–]Hilleo 4 points5 points ago

?

If this is implying I'm into bestiality, no, I'm not at all.

[–]terragreyling 7 points8 points ago

Unicorns are far from beasts. They are magical beautiful beings that just want our love! How dare you call them beasts! Did the Red Bull send you?

[–]ThatDamnRaccoon 0 points1 point ago

A.K.A. They ALL have cooties lol

[–]Skyghost 29 points30 points ago

I tried pot once, then I became a much happier, loving person.

[–]Skyghost 18 points19 points ago

Oh and I also kept doing it afterwards.

[–]sketchybusiness 0 points1 point ago

uptoke nigga, uptoke.

[–]BatmansBxtch 10 points11 points ago

I'm gay? Why didn't anyone tell me?!

[–]RPrevolution 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry but it do

[–]Greenlava 60 points61 points ago

Stupid boy, EVERYONE knows that taking more than 3 marijuanas turns you gay (that's 6 pots for those on the metric)

[–]ratajewie 18 points19 points ago

How does a pot translate into ganjas? What is the conversion rate at right now?

[–]Mubutu 20 points21 points ago

1 Ganja is as many as 3.2-3.3 Marijuanas.

[–]McNoobish 18 points19 points ago

I'm too high for all this Maths (7)

[–]tourniquet13 20 points21 points ago

So about 20 pots?

[–]bhb192 21 points22 points ago

Which is worth about 6.4 trillion Shrute bucks

[–]KingPillow 6 points7 points ago

That's what she said

[–]Mubutu 7 points8 points ago

Approximately.

[–]sketchybusiness 4 points5 points ago

why i ought ta beard slap yo ass homie!

[–]Adamskinater 0 points1 point ago

1.21 GanjaWatts

[–]Techtard 5 points6 points ago

Is that Lip, from Shamless?

[–]unstablepenguin 2 points3 points ago

That's what I thought as well.

[–]RobEBud 1 point2 points ago

I know, you think they would use Ian

[–]BoomboxHero 5 points6 points ago

This is the statistic everyone quotes, but it's ultimately harmful. People hear this and think to themselves "Oh, well if I only do three or four pots, I won't turn gay," but the reality is that although it takes 6 pots to turn full-blown gay, symptoms of bisexuality can manifest after as little as 0.4 millipots. It's true; I learned it from the Neil DeGrasse Tyson Show.

[–]BoomboxHero 2 points3 points ago

That's just the minimum to become full-blown gay. Studies have shown that bisexuality can manifest after consuming as little as 40 millipots.

[–]Sweet_Tangerine50 6 points7 points ago

I have seen this several times and I still can't tell if it's legitimate or not.

Is it?

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[–]Mubutu 12 points13 points ago

It isn't legitimate, but does that make it any less real?

I'll never meet Harry Potter or Spongebob or Gandalf, but they'll probably influence more lives than me or you or most people ever will.

That makes them pretty real to me.

[–]VitalGenitalArtery 3 points4 points ago

And now I realize that my nerdiness has actually been time well invested, not just the tale of a lonely scrub with his head in a book (or a television). I've gathered the wisdom of the immortals.

[–]Nwsamurai 1 point2 points ago

People have been surprised with the extent of my knowledge.

They ask how I know so much and think I'm joking when I say, "I just watch a lot of TV."

[–]VitalGenitalArtery 2 points3 points ago

Same with me and the google machine. Kids these days dont know how to fuckin' google, man.

[–]Nwsamurai 1 point2 points ago

And they're too lazy to spend a day on the couch watching discovery channel.

[–]VitalGenitalArtery 2 points3 points ago

No they spend a day on the couch watching that "Music Television".

[–]Enjoiiiii 1 point2 points ago

i love you logic

[–]mahnameiskyle 1 point2 points ago

IMAAAAGINAAAATION

[–]RPrevolution 1 point2 points ago

If you switch your words, you actually said "Not no. It's real." Checkmate

[–]leprechaun3000 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed this hard all day. Uptokes.

[–]Zelcron 0 points1 point ago

It's from the Onion.

[–]johnnydogma 19 points20 points ago

ARE YOU FOR REAL??? I COUDL BE GHEY NOW??? OMFG I SHOULD GO TO CHURCH AND BE WITH MEN WHO DON'T LIKE LITTLE BO--....... wait.

"It's a trap!"

[–]123erick123 8 points9 points ago

Yes.

[–]ThatDamnRaccoon 3 points4 points ago

Thanks, Admiral Akbar. Without you, we might never have never known that the tides of battle had, in fact, suddenly been turned on us. [7]

[–]MikezBikez 7 points8 points ago

Does anyone else think that the kid in the picture is Lip (Jeremy White) from Shameless???? Just wondering...

[–]ajnish7 3 points4 points ago

Read the comments just to make sure someone pointed this out

[–]conspiracy_thug 6 points7 points ago

i tried scootering at the skatepark once. it turned me gay.

then i smoked weed. now im skateboarding again.

[–]LetsBlaze 3 points4 points ago

Brilliant! I nodded through that whole thing. haha

[–]tokes_and_floats 5 points6 points ago

I knew a guy who injected 3 keefs and died

[–]MatetheFitz 2 points3 points ago

Only three? I know this guy who injected 4 and a half, and topped it off by snorting some hash. So hardcore

[–]Takkotah 2 points3 points ago

Try hitting 4 in each arm man...at the same time. Shit's next level!

[–]ThatDamnRaccoon 6 points7 points ago

Considering gay means merry, joyful, mirthful, this is very true.

But once I took 6 marijuanas and turned homosexual. The effects are irreversible.

[–]City_Zoo 11 points12 points ago

I tried it once, now Im being raped by a walrus.

[–]iamrory 10 points11 points ago

Haven't slept in weeks

Memories of walrus rape

Define my nightmares

Toothy walrus grin

Forced up deep inside of me

Now I know true love

[–]BoomboxHero 7 points8 points ago

Browsing r/trees
See haikus of walrus rape
Click upvote button

[–]Taterhater540 0 points1 point ago

Just to let you know The first line of your haiku's Short a syllable.

But I want to say That I really liked it lots Thank you and toke on.

:)

[–]BoomboxHero 2 points3 points ago

I read r/trees
as though it were "are slash trees."
Makes more sense to me

[–]Taterhater540 0 points1 point ago

Hmm. It seems awkward. To say the "slash" part that is. But I see it now.

Sorry to correct. I hope you will forgive me. Stay groovy, my friend.

[–]KingPillow 0 points1 point ago

Context?

[–]MaceZilla 0 points1 point ago

Nick is that you?

[–]City_Zoo 1 point2 points ago

Yes. Nick's not here.

[–]Peenackle 1 point2 points ago

Wat.

[–]ImSoChangry 4 points5 points ago

Quick, take some of this! http://ubcpsych350.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/gay-away.jpg

[–]samurai712 3 points4 points ago

penis...flavoured...?

[–]SuperBicycleTony 1 point2 points ago

Just like a spoon full of sugar.

[–]Stranger1492 4 points5 points ago

I smoked pot once, now I look like this.

[–]hairless_kiwi 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]Vapinlikeafool 5 points6 points ago

I tired pot once. Now I'm dead

[–]Schroedingers_Cat 14 points15 points ago

Tell me about it, I'm both.

[–]MechaCanada 2 points3 points ago

Both tried and dead? At least you got a trial!

[–]captain_chameleon 2 points3 points ago

Uptokes for your name!

[–]sodiumknife 0 points1 point ago

i was born once. now i'm dead

[–]I_Inhale_Frequently 9 points10 points ago

This is fake, has been reposted hundreds of times, and has been called out as fake each time.

[–]St1cks 12 points13 points ago

So call it out again.

[–]BoomboxHero 3 points4 points ago

But it's funny.

[–]I_Inhale_Frequently 0 points1 point ago

Then post it in r/funny... Also, there are many people who think this is real and get all upset at some non-existant group for no reason.

[–]BoomboxHero 3 points4 points ago

Oh well Glob forbid anyone should ever get upset at something on the internet.

[–]I_Inhale_Frequently 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I'm not too worried about calling out the OP with 682 link karma and -2 comment karma. It's a bit telling.

[–]beenkins 2 points3 points ago

All ready bi, i dont give a shit!!!!

[–]sum_dude 0 points1 point ago

best of both worlds

[–]Alajoss 2 points3 points ago

It's funny because I'm actually more willing to be intimate with people of the same sex when i'm high than when i'm not

[–]leprechaun3000 2 points3 points ago

As a chick that digs chicks, I really wish it was this easy.

[–]iwantedthisusername 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, whenever I smoke, I'm definitely WAY gayer. Not even kidding.

[–]RPrevolution 1 point2 points ago

Especially when looking at cats. I pet mine and kiss em and tell em stories

[–]dehpz 2 points3 points ago

Trees hit harder than u might think.

lol.

[–]Reggin69 2 points3 points ago

If you think this is real, A: you're really stoned or B: you're just dumb. Your choice

[–]Evo10194 1 point2 points ago

I once had 3 whole marijuanas once...nearly died...never again...

[–]corananlime 0 points1 point ago

Is it me or does that look like dean or James Franco?

[–]tokes_and_floats 0 points1 point ago

I knew a guy who once injected 3 keefs and died.

[–]bad_situation 0 points1 point ago

That's unfortunate.

[–]drstickyfingerzz -1 points0 points ago

lol...wut?

[–]ChrisCatch22 0 points1 point ago

Ok im sorry but are these actually real?

[–]mackb 1 point2 points ago

I must be doing it wrong. Just checked, still straight. Must not be getting the good stuff.

[–]shasta0masta 0 points1 point ago

its so true tho, u know what im talking about...

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I heard gays are just crazy over Dead Kennedys.

[–]bagel1234 0 points1 point ago

Wow..hahahaha

[–]Tyelander 1 point2 points ago

Is that TheRainMan?

[–]Louiesbigass 1 point2 points ago

Is this an actual ad?

[–]iridescentcosmicslop -1 points0 points ago

Nope. Every LGBT organization in the country would be down their throat in seconds. It's a joke on those who believe that either gay marriage or legalized cannabis are bad, commenting on how ludicrous their strategies are.

[–]Louiesbigass 0 points1 point ago

Thanks tips.

[–]g_rgh 0 points1 point ago

Nothing wrong with this.

[–]dumptruck93 0 points1 point ago

This is the best repost

[–]greyscales 1 point2 points ago

And apparently still high as fuck.

[–]dragos240 0 points1 point ago

Fabulous.

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

i had a horrible miserable day..then i smoked pot and went to dunkin donuts and laughed my ass off making fun of the people we saw there.

[–]metalshoes 0 points1 point ago

This is like the 4th time i've seen this on trees alone

[–]botany111 0 points1 point ago

is this really a real ad for a drug free america?

[–]TheLivinDead 0 points1 point ago

Damn he is cute. [5]

[–]shiny0987 0 points1 point ago

Marijuana gave me AIDS

[–]cashonlyplz 0 points1 point ago

I've got a pressing question. was this an actual ad from the ACDE?

[–]mattydd 0 points1 point ago

Sweet! I'm sick of dealing with women anyway

[–]mahnameiskyle 0 points1 point ago

Huh. I guess that's what happened to me.

[–]cpellegrino 0 points1 point ago

why is it whenever people want to make something bad, they make it gay...hm.....as an openly gay ent, it saddens me :(

[–]chcketychina 0 points1 point ago

that would make this subreddit soooo gay

[–]MrMagic609 1 point2 points ago

is that Lip from Shameless on Showtime?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2087739/

[–]jarwastudios 0 points1 point ago

Thought that same thing! I love that show.

[–]ritualblaze 0 points1 point ago

Guise. Im being completely serious, THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME. I also love animals a lot more now. MARIJUANA MADE MY LIFE GOODER. ER.

[–]Bla34112 0 points1 point ago

Sure I tried pot once... and now I'm a gecko.

[–]Stranger1492 0 points1 point ago

By any chance, do you sell insurance for Geico now?

[–]Bla34112 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, not at all. It pretty much sells itself.

It simply has the best the best prices as well as customer services. You can also choose from several levels of coverages so you can decides what's best for you.

[–]Stranger1492 0 points1 point ago

Cool, just checking.

[–]DrTreehouse 0 points1 point ago

cant tell me youre gay after gettin dome by some foreign girl while toasted

[–]Supercrack11 0 points1 point ago

Its funny how they use that font on the work "gay" and much bigger than the rest of the other words. Just another way to scare kids away from trees

[–]I_Smoke_Kush 0 points1 point ago

My mom died after using an infected marijuana needle!

[–]GriefAE 0 points1 point ago

4 whole marijuanas.

[–]CynicallyObservant 0 points1 point ago

This explains r/lgbtrees

[–]ambrosier 0 points1 point ago

Lmao, is this a real ad? Totally inapprops nowadaze.

[–]PyroMagic 1 point2 points ago

My friend tried pot once and now he can't stop going to gay bars.

[–]schreimann -4 points-3 points ago

is this real?

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