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[–]ghettajetta 2 points3 points ago

Woke up at 620. Sans alarmclock. I can never sleep in :(

[–]robothouserock 2 points3 points ago

If you turn it off over the weekend, you'll be asking yourself a slightly different question on Monday. And it will end with FFFFFUUUUUUU!

[–]bcl0328 4 points5 points ago

i use my phone. you can set it to go off mon-fri only.

[–]robothouserock 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough, but to those of us who are old school (not by choice, my phone alarm isn't loud enough :P ) it can be dangerous!

[–]bcl0328 0 points1 point ago

try a different tone? my phone can be deafeningly loud, but i turn it down. i have this one called morning sunrise. it starts out quiet then grows louder to wake you up gently. i usually hear it the second it goes off.

[–]IdleGod 2 points3 points ago

I actually remembered to turn mine off... However, the construction crew thats working on my building figured that 6 AM on a saturday is a good time to start jackhammering the stucco off the wall beside my bedroom. Thanks construction crew, I now totally don't regret staying up until 2AM.

[–]reckLesss 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly, this comes to my mind..

[–]Squelcher121 1 point2 points ago

So your alarm clock went off, and rather than turn it off and go back to sleep, you got up while you were angry so you could make a post about it?

[–]tohsimas135[S] 1 point2 points ago

I didn't actually have to get up, because I sleep with my laptop on my bed. forever alone here =/.

[–]Rauwz 1 point2 points ago

why didn't you just go back to sleep?

[–]jacobsnemesis 1 point2 points ago

Actually, it's a nice feeling when you wake up with the alarm going off, only to realise its the weekend and I can fall back to sleep.

[–]egosumFidius 0 points1 point ago

my phone's alarm is only set for M-F. unfortunately, my other alarm is my dog barking to be let out to urinate.

[–]tossaside101 0 points1 point ago

The cause of many broken alarm clocks. Which are usually my phones...

[–]DarkReddit0r 0 points1 point ago

Activate alarms for weekdays only. I did so. Works out well.

[–]brewerbumsen 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, Reddit. Just saved me from an uncomfortably early morning.

[–]madmoney4244 -5 points-4 points ago

Nigger

[–]FruitDealer171 -2 points-1 points ago

Niggernigger?