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[–]ilikethegams 243 points244 points ago

Roses are bent Violets are twisted Love is for pussies Time to get fisted

[–]Kibethy 106 points107 points ago

Violets are twisted, roses are bent, my date isn't here so my butt's up for rent.

[–]SmartAssX[!] 15 points16 points ago

[–]free_hugs_or_buttSex 2 points3 points ago

asl?

[–]ReverendUnk 14 points15 points ago

My favourite tasteless roses & violets poem:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll fuck you with a rake.

[–]Derpchan 0 points1 point ago

Subtle but effective.

[–]gigabored 24 points25 points ago

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Most poems rhyme. But this one doesn't.

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 22 points23 points ago

Roses are stupid

Violets are overrated

Get the fuck out cupid

I want to get penetrated

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 12 points13 points ago

My personal motto.

[–]talkDIRTY 6 points7 points ago

Take my upvote and live my queen

[–]Dueada 35 points36 points ago

Where is I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA?

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 113 points114 points ago

He's visiting his Grandma

[–]Esc4p3 22 points23 points ago

He's going over the river and through the woods, if you know what I mean.

[–]Spacecookie92 41 points42 points ago

Roses are red,

That part is true,

But violets are violet,

Not fucking blue!

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 7 points8 points ago

THANK YOU!!

[–]Spacecookie92 2 points3 points ago

You're welcome?

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

i've heard it as:

Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over, bitch

You're about to get fisted

i prefer my version.

[–]Azozel 14 points15 points ago

I think replacing "about to get" with "gonna get" makes it flow a little better.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 3 points4 points ago

gon get

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

tried "about to be" first and it didn't flow.

i don't know if "gonna get" gives it perfect flow, but i will agree the flow's slightly off now.

[–]Vidyogamasta 4 points5 points ago

It flows correctly if you read it correctly.

Roses are |red -- -- |

Violets are | twisted --|

Bend over | b****

You're a|bout to get|fisted --

Read in sets of triplets. The awkwardness comes from the 3rd line kinda leaking into the 4th. The proposed alternative would still have the leak, but it would only carry over 1 beat instead of two (with "You're" being read on beat 3 instead of beat 2, and "about" being the first two beats of the last line.) The alternative would suit some people better because the word "about" wouldn't be split into two separate sets.

EDIT: OH MAN, CAKE DAY. I DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS.

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 2 points3 points ago

Of course It doesn't flow. Try taking the fist out if your ass first.

[–]Tyrotoxism_ 0 points1 point ago

I'd say "You're getting fisted" is perfect.

[–]MrPizzlyBear 0 points1 point ago

I read a similar one. It was identical, except it read, "Bend over, love."

[–]Ethans_friend 0 points1 point ago

"Cause you're gettin' fisted" for the last line flows very well.

[–]Iplayroblox 0 points1 point ago

Your version eh? Well guess what. I SAW THAT SAME JOKE IN A POST!! I'm calling the reddit police.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 5 points6 points ago

Is that an offer?

[–]stanfan114 11 points12 points ago

Roses are red

All ready for plucking

She just turned 16

All ready for High School

[–]I_FISTED_MY_GRANDMA 2 points3 points ago

Woot, let's get this party started.

[–]Ev936 5 points6 points ago

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm shit at poetry,
Show me your tits.

[–]Carlos13th 1 point2 points ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a knife, get in the van

[–]chain_chomp 48 points49 points ago

Lets all be alone together

[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 55 points56 points ago

together alone.

[–]chain_chomp 43 points44 points ago

[–]KungFuJoe 14 points15 points ago

nowkith.gif

[–]kiraella 0 points1 point ago

Kith and kin.

[–]GoodwillCheap 2 points3 points ago

As someone who also got stood up last night... together alone man ;_;

[–]ShotgunPanda 2 points3 points ago

Pass the vodka.

[–]ramilehti 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of A Charming Mass Suicide by Arto Paasilinna.

[–]skatermario3 79 points80 points ago

Tonight being...last year when this picture was first posted?

[–]stupidalias 12 points13 points ago

Was on valentines day I think.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Glucuronolactone 20 points21 points ago

Yep, we have a karmawhore, which incidentally, is sadder than the original pic.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I steal your photo
And pretend to be you.

[–]madITguy 1 point2 points ago

Honestly, I don't mind karmawhores using the picture.

As long as they fulfill the rest of the whore duties.

[–]mozziestix 33 points34 points ago

Yes, yes, but when one considers the age of the universe, and grains of sand on the beach, and molecules in a floating eyelash....

Actually fuck it. Busted. OP is a faggot.

[–]PaleWithBlueEyes 3 points4 points ago

You know. It's the internet. There is like 8 billion pages. It isn't like it's 2012 and I just learned about Caddyshack. C'mon.

[–]Halefire 5 points6 points ago

It's a meme.

Nowhere does the OP say "this is a picture of me from last night"

[–]VisonKai 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, I imagine they were basically saying "this is my reaction to the situation."

[–]Frase 86 points87 points ago

In Soviet Russia, vodka IS date!

[–]violinosecondo 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it still is date.

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 125 points126 points ago

roses are red

violets are blue

this meme is brilliant

have my upvote for you

[–]DoingItRightAmI 68 points69 points ago

have an upvote or two

[–]mrdoink20 47 points48 points ago

You can't give something 2 up votes.

[–]epicwinguy101 58 points59 points ago

As a Chicago native, I disagree.

[–]MayorEmanuel 25 points26 points ago

As a Chicago politician, Graceland Cemetery is my favorite place to woo voters.

[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 8 points9 points ago

well played.

[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 29 points30 points ago

Vote early, vote often.

[–]sfriniks 1 point2 points ago

Heh, it took me a minute, but I finally see what you did there.

[–]notwithstupid 1 point2 points ago

As a New York native, fuck you

[–]Roflkopt3r 1 point2 points ago

It's easy with enough vodka.

[–]Zoccihedron 1 point2 points ago

As someone with more than 1 account, I can prove you wrong.

[–]asdfghjkl907 34 points35 points ago

It's a repost from valentines day.

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 2 points3 points ago

my poem or the OP?

[–]Lafleurdeliz12 5 points6 points ago

"tell dat bitch hop out walk da boulevard" - Tyga

my poetry isn't as great as yours so I had to improvise... but as a fellow stood-up-ee, I know that feel

[–]overused-meme-alert 5 points6 points ago

I know that feel

BLEEP BLOOP.

[–]sayanouta 13 points14 points ago

Hmm in my experience (i'm a female), usually guys who are willing to go on a second date with me would pay for the first date.

Now, if I don't want to go on a second date with that guy, I usually pay for my own, but if I want to see him again, I usually let a guy pay (So I can pay for the second date).

I don't know, so for me, if a guy wants to split on the first date, I somehow automatically assume that he's not willing to see me again (or putting an effort to see me again?) so I don't bother.

Don't be mistaken, I usually offer to pay on every dates I go on, but in my experience, statistically guys who wanted to split on the first date never called me again (except one guy, but I didn't like him anyway).

[–]MrJimBeam 6 points7 points ago

As a guy, this is how I see things too. It's a weird dance, for sure, but if she says something like "Oh, you shouldn't have. I'll get the next one," when I pick up the tab, then I know the date went well for her too.

[–]sayanouta 5 points6 points ago

Yeah I mean I feel sorry for a guy who's paying for my dinner too if I'm never gonna see him again you know? So if I don't like him, even if he insists on paying, I pay for my own. It's a different story if a guy says "I think we should split". Usually guys who want to split on a first date never wanted to see me again so :P

[–]TedFromTheFuture 3 points4 points ago

If I'm the one not interested in dating, I would still offer to pay. I want to be chivalrous and a gentleman. Instead of offering to meet again, I'll call her the next day nonchalantly and say:

Hey, was great meeting you. Take care!

I want to be polite.


If a date absolutely insists on splitting the bill the first time, this gives me a clear signal that she isn't interested in me and won't ask for a second date, but I would still call/email to contact me if she would ever want to go out again, not mentioning the word "date". Instead of calling the next day, I'll wait to the third day before contacting her. If mutual friends set me up on the date, I can push them to convince her that I'm quite a catch, the best guy in the world, and the next date will be even more awesome. If I'm told that I'm being "friend zoned", I will be "too busy with work" and avoid my friends for at least a month. I want to make sure I'm over her so it won't be awkward the next time we meet.


If I really would like to see her again, and she very much didn't appear interested, I would invite her to something really cool, but to "hang out" with a group of people familiar to her (a club we belong to, mutual friends, something public like a convention or some famous people I know) if she would like. I do have to keep the meet relaxed, hopefully making it more comfortable for her, in case I get friend zoned so it won't be awkward.

When we meet, I act excited to see her and move in for a "friendly" hug (short and not tight). From there, I instantly act nonchalant not to look too interested. I bring her a gift, something cheap (or free) and not gender specific. This can be something general in nature or something I think she would actually like. This could be something simple like a phone app, steam game (if she is into that), or something physical in nature that can fit in my pocket. What I say is:

Hey, saw this and thought it was cool and that you would like it. (pause if she doesn't take it after 5 seconds) Otherwise, ya know, I thought it was cool (put it back in my pocket).

I want this action to signal to her (stay close in personal space, but no intentional physical contact), even when we are meeting in a group, I don't want to be friend zoned. If she avoids me and hangs out with other people the rest of the night, and if we met there instead of picking her up, then after an hour or so, I'll "have to leave early" but thank her there instead of calling her the next day. I'm mature enough not to be persistent, but I will probably think of her as a bitch. Sometimes, for some strange reason, ignoring a lady for a couple weeks might make her more interested in me. I don't know why this happens, but if she contacts me out of the blue, it is pretty awesome.


Just a note, if we meet online (I never go on dating sites), I delete every sketchy comment I have ever written in history before asking her out. I have written soooo many sketchy comments that would make 4chan blush.

[–]sayanouta 0 points1 point ago

Bahahaha. You know how to play the game. Good for you! lol smart, polite, and clever. I would definitely interested in dating you if I was the girl.

[–]Bloxd002 1 point2 points ago

I disagree with this, because if I pay for the date and you don't want to go on a second, then I feel like it was a shitty investment.

[–]sayanouta 4 points5 points ago

Well in my experience, if a guy didn't want to go on a second date they usually want to split anyway (without me suggesting). Like I said, I offered to pay for my own on EVERY date I went, so if you don't want to pay, just accept the offer. If a girl doesn't even offer to pay then she's a bitch anyway.

[–]thehighhobo 0 points1 point ago

Mary me!!

[–]BeerPowered 0 points1 point ago

There should be unified system taught to every woman. That way we could decipher hints easier.

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

Hypothetically, what would you do if you could afford to pay, but the guy couldn't and apologized for that?

[–]Ozwaldo -1 points0 points ago

that's some serious over-analyzation.

why would you base your relationship off of subtle clues and indirect gestures instead of direct communication and interpersonal connection? Like talking to the guy and seeing if you have a spark with him?

[–]tashtrac 13 points14 points ago

Am I the only one here that dates girls that want to split anyway? Is it a custom in america to pay for your date (I'm from Poland)?

[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 7 points8 points ago

oh kurwa! polacy!

i tak, to jest zwyczaj tutaj

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[–]tashtrac 3 points4 points ago

'kurwa' is more often used as 'fuck' though.

[–]badge_man 4 points5 points ago

It is a very expensive custom.

[–]LlammaPandaCat 1 point2 points ago

Pay for her dinner and you possibly get sex out of it, split on it and you have a slightly smaller chance to show a girl that you want to spend time with her. or something.

[–]mad_squirrel 0 points1 point ago

Actually, it's the custom in Poland either. Some girls don't want to stay in your debt, but if it's a real date, most women I've met here weren't particularly eager to use their wallets.

[–]DFP_ 2 points3 points ago

Kind of, most of the time in personal experience, a date will offer to split the bill, but guys such as myself will want to cover the date ourselves as a form of gratitude.

[–]tashtrac 4 points5 points ago

As a form of gratitude for what? 2 people like each other and decide to spend some time together (while eating or playing pool or something) to get to know each other. Nobody's doing a favour to anybody. If she didn't like you, she wouldn't have gone out with you. And by the sheer fact that probably you are the one that asked her out and chose the place (maybe drove her there too) she's the one that should be a little more greatful.

[–]DFP_ 3 points4 points ago

Perhaps gratitude was the wrong term. I meant not as in the "thank you for going out with me" sense, but rather "I had a great time, I'd like to do this again".

[–]Sulicius 4 points5 points ago

It's an act of a gentleman. It seems to come from the idea that a man can make a living and pay for expenses while simply enjoying the love of his date. But, since I'm having a crush on an amazing Polish girl, what other customs are there in Poland?

[–]tashtrac 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about the 'general' customs, maybe because I date/dated girls that just weren't expecting me to pay. I know many people do. For me it just sets a strange example I guess. "I have money, you have money, I'm independent and can afford it, you're independent and can afford it, here, I'll pay for you". I get the gentleman stuff, I will hold the door, offer my coat etc. but why would you expect me to buy you stuff? I don't even know you if that's our first date. You're a stranger that I like, I'm a stranger that you like and we're spending time together.

[–]thehighhobo 0 points1 point ago

Yes, if you go Dutch (split the tab) it says your cheap or not that into her. Because your not getting laid if you go dutch

[–]44in313 2 points3 points ago

There's a place for people like us, /r/internetfriends.

[–]TrustMeImANurse15 0 points1 point ago

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a hot chick but I'm dateless too

....AND not getting laid. I know that feel bro

[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 3 points4 points ago

It happens to everyone.

I wish you luck in your getting-laid-endeavors.

[–]BeerPowered 1 point2 points ago

You dumb fuck!

[–]birdcm1 1 point2 points ago

I'm a hot chick

Your GW posts say otherwise.

[–]kolm 7 points8 points ago

Why would the male always pay at a date?

[–]DoctorOfTheUniverse 7 points8 points ago

Why are you assuming his date would have been female?

[–]kolm 34 points35 points ago

It's statistically much more likely. I do assume a lot in life based on statistical likelihood.

[–]anusface 12 points13 points ago

Because approximately 10% of the population is gay, leaving a 90% chance that he is straight.

[–]Suecotero 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was closer to 5%?

[–]sfriniks 1 point2 points ago

That's American custom.

[–]Bromskloss -1 points0 points ago

Because it's an honour for him to pay. He wants to! When I'm on a date, the guy always pays for everything. He might get a little resistance, but you shouldn't go to far and flat out deny him the joy he receives from looking after the girl financially (as well as otherwise). Even if things didn't develop into something great, at least he got to pay for her.

[–]no_puppets_here 2 points3 points ago

That's why I skip the bullshit and just pound Screwdrivers soon as it hits 6 o'clock.

Which six depends how drunk I am not when it rolls around.

[–]JewboiTellem 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, you sound like you got it all figured out...

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[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 1 point2 points ago

Dude, in Canada a 26 of vodka costs 30 dollars. You can feed two people for less than that. Welcome to Canada. Just buy weed instead...

[–]nikobruchev 1 point2 points ago

A homemade bottle of wine costs less than a meal at McDonalds. Alcoholism!

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[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 1 point2 points ago

No, taxes

[–]Frenksez 1 point2 points ago

finally, i laughed out loud

thank you sir for being alone.

[–]chickenwhale 3 points4 points ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

A repost brings more

than OC for you

[–]Dante2005 2 points3 points ago

With such beautiful poetry I can't believe she bailed on you!

[–]ImArchMageBitch 0 points1 point ago

[–]Thrice_Eye 40 points41 points ago

Why does everyone always do this shit? OP never said the picture was his. It's funny and relates to what happened to him.

You are just as bad as the karma whore reposters.

[–]DAFT_Arthur[S] 8 points9 points ago

^ what this man said, it was relevant to my experience.

[–]OhGodAli 7 points8 points ago

Hey guys I showed you that OP reposted an image that had to do with something in his life! NOW GIVE ME KARMA

[–]Agent_Of_Trantor 2 points3 points ago

Lawyer up. Hit the gym. Delete facebook.

[–]InsertDiscSeven 1 point2 points ago

Then who took the picture!?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

NSA.

[–]Maskirovka 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell did you add "on" after "ditched"?

[–]harribel 0 points1 point ago

ha! I can relate to this because I don't even have a date than can ditch me :)

[–]waaaghbosss 0 points1 point ago

Too true!

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 0 points1 point ago

Vodka is very good.

[–]fuyunoyoru 0 points1 point ago

What kind of shit vodka are you buying?

[–]dramakarma 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry your date ditched on you. Hugs for you!

[–]bogdanpol 1 point2 points ago

False. Take her to some local schwarma place

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[–]Theeedill 0 points1 point ago

Sign that I have been consumed by the Reddit - Recognize post from 6 months ago.

[–]lonergtg 0 points1 point ago

It's a real sad night when you have to drink Phillips alone :(

[–]lunakiti 1 point2 points ago

Roses are red Violets are blue That girl will prob get herpes So karma for you

[–]starkwords 0 points1 point ago

Huh...I have that plaid button down

[–]chrbir1 0 points1 point ago

mudafukinrepost

[–]oddvr 0 points1 point ago

Not in Iceland it doesn't, fucking taxes...

[–]jc827 0 points1 point ago

This is how I rationalize my decisions in life.

[–]IAmJoelBarish 0 points1 point ago

Andy Bernard? Anyone?

[–]pbrusnahan 0 points1 point ago

Man, you either drink cheap vodka or have expensive dates.

[–]Hellspark08 0 points1 point ago

Was expecting an anus picture.

Why did I click...

[–]lendavkaru 0 points1 point ago

why were you expecting an anus picture?

[–]phenomenaleigh 0 points1 point ago

[–]whirlingderv 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she sharted, panicked, and ran? Seems to happen to redditors an awful lot...

[–]msoldgregg 0 points1 point ago

On first dates the one who extended the invitation pays. Second date the other reciprocates. Third date each pays for his own. After that work it out between you.

If the first date isn't going well order something inexpensive.

[–]appleofpine 0 points1 point ago

I feel your pain, I stepped on a thumbtack today. D:

[–]ImperialUlfric 0 points1 point ago

This was on reddit the first time I ever visited... Wow...

[–]Nut_hook 0 points1 point ago

my date dumped me...

Better post this on reddit!

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

[–]RampantShovel 0 points1 point ago

Douche chill! (repost)

[–]triggdev 1 point2 points ago

roses are red

violets are blue

you didn't make this

so fuck you

[–]DamnDem 1 point2 points ago

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a repost Posted by you

[–]flawlesslylogical 0 points1 point ago

Know that feel, happened to me this week as well.

[–]kyjyj 0 points1 point ago

me too... i bought two tickets at dc cruise dinning...320 dollars.. but she left me..lol fml prob going with my male friend now or just not going at all

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 1 point2 points ago

rose is red
violet is blue
we both from latvia
no potato for you

[–]dgb75 0 points1 point ago

Did your hand fall off?

[–]DrCockanballs 1 point2 points ago

Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets. - Ron Swanson

[–]teslacannonkitty 1 point2 points ago

I've been stood up, too. Sorry, bra. :( If it helps, bitches stand up bitches too. I couldn't help but laugh at the post, though! So true! Vodka, you are my only friend.

[–]9sided 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't stand you up! Well, not if you'd brought vodka.

[–]SonOfSatan 0 points1 point ago

HAH! Did you write that?

[–]fonseck -1 points0 points ago

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a repost.

[–]jimmythewhoo 0 points1 point ago

CHAMPLAINER!!!

[–]Dansup_ 0 points1 point ago

At least you actually got up to point of organising a date. Haven't gotten that far in 2 years of internet dating. Why the fuck people even bother creating internet dating profiles sometimes is beyond me.

[–]dudSpudson 0 points1 point ago

Not if you bring her to Denny's. $2, $4, $6, $8

[–]Mr_Rawrr 0 points1 point ago

Those who want more information on the picture can consult the original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/potpm/i_wrote_a_poem_for_you_reddit_happy_valentines_day/

[–]OneSilentE 0 points1 point ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

they don't think it be like it is

but it do

[–]zweeback 0 points1 point ago

Your sadness is adorable.

Awwww ... but sorry.

[–]DonaldsPizzaHaven 0 points1 point ago

she didn't ditch ON you. she just ditched you. Also, this is old as fuck.

[–]saberxzero 0 points1 point ago

Lies, repost from /r/drunk

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 0 points1 point ago

Eh. She wasn't that pretty, or smart or funny. Plus her boobs were lopsided.

[–]strumburglar 0 points1 point ago

Real men drink whiskey

[–]WarbornTBDM 0 points1 point ago

Roses are gay

Violets are gayer

Fuck this poem

Lets listen to Slayer

[–]Infamise 0 points1 point ago

Same shit happened to me last night. Fucking stupid.

[–]vocalyzer 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait to be here long enough to notice things that have been posted a year ago. Excited!

[–]STAihaveabeard 0 points1 point ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a repost, so fuck you!

[–]madITguy 1 point2 points ago

Saved.

[–]thehighhobo 0 points1 point ago

Last time I saw this was valentines dat reposter

[–]saralikescookies 0 points1 point ago

You'll find a date soon, you're good looking enough haha

[–]tangyfish 0 points1 point ago

roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

[–]LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky 0 points1 point ago

That's some cheap vodka.

[–]P00KIEPIE 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lemurrific 0 points1 point ago

He saved money... why is he sad?

[–]Frat_Panda 0 points1 point ago

69 is the only dinner for two.

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[–]TheLieDetect0r 0 points1 point ago

No you didn't. Don't lie on the internet unless you want to get called out.

[–]sebs8 0 points1 point ago

You know you spend too much time on reddit... when you know what repost is going to be, just from the title.

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[–]snemand 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't apply to where I live. All alcohol is very expensive. A date resulting in a threesome is cheaper than vodka.

[–]Kalyptro 1 point2 points ago

If this is an OC, can I use that for a song? I really like that line

[–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

Either you live some place cheap or you have shitty taste in vodka.

[–]WhitefaceDankhammer 0 points1 point ago

Do you know how many puppies would be dead if one died every time I saw this post? Well... it would be many more than you would be comfortable with, I can tell you that much.

[–]chmodBacon 0 points1 point ago

same shit happened to me last night, internet hug

[–]Bore-dome 0 points1 point ago

i've seen something like this before.

[–]Sibzter 0 points1 point ago

1l bottle of vodka costs more than dinner for 4 where I live. You can buy food for about 5 people for the same price and if you count Subway as a whole meal then you can buy a meal for 7 people for the same price...

[–]HOBOHUNTER5000 0 points1 point ago

Roses are gay, Violets are gayer, Fuck making poems, And listen to slayer

[–]ReversePoopOperation 0 points1 point ago

Roses are Red;

Violets are Blue;

I'm going to fuck you with a rake.

[–]Gattatok 1 point2 points ago

Roses are Red, Violets are blue.

Sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead.

The sugar-bowl's empty, and so is your head.

[–]iczech17 0 points1 point ago

maybe if you spruced up the place a bit you'd have better luck...put some art or paint on the walls. it makes you look like a boring twat and i'm sure you aren't.

[–]GAT-X105_Strike 0 points1 point ago

Not at McDonald's, but she probably didn't even deserve that classy as fuck grease trap.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I eat at burger king

[–]ChernobylGypsy 0 points1 point ago

I'll be your date!

[–]Frat_Panda 0 points1 point ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, GET IN THE VAN I'VE GOT A GUN.