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[–]Ezekyuhl 139 points140 points ago

Not crying repost, but I am pretty sure the one on the left is a redditor and posted an album of these pics awhile back. Cheers~

[–]Amriki 23 points24 points ago

Yup, I do recall the initial post... And all the redditors hitting on the girl.

[–]TuskedOdin 15 points16 points ago

siiiiiiiigh does reddit have to hit on every girl they see… jeez

[–]johnnyasma 8 points9 points ago

Hahaha, I was totally about to.

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[–]terry_has_boots 4 points5 points ago

It's creepy.

[–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

The girls do it as well when a good looking guy posts.

[–]duckydot28 0 points1 point ago

Typically not as creepy, though. Typically.

[–]GundamWang 1 point2 points ago

That's true. It's rare to see "let's see your penis" type of posts from the ladies. Unless they're all at the bottom and downvoted by their shocked lady friends.

[–]fault_6 25 points26 points ago

This is correct.

[–]zeebee 5 points6 points ago

That's me on the left! My friend and I found the statue in the Glyptotek in Copenhagen a couple years ago.

[–]summinspicy 8 points9 points ago

[–]Dakrun 52 points53 points ago

If you liked it then you should have carved a ring on it!

[–]tonterias 4 points5 points ago

Upvotes for the swastika

[–]KarmaMagnetZeroIQ 2 points3 points ago

The guys who founded the Carlsberg brewery built that museum. And apparently they really liked swastikas. Here's a picture of the brewery's Elephant Gate.

To be fair, it was all built many years before the nazis came along.

[–]datTrooper 16 points17 points ago

Thats a nice dresscode.

[–]m3nace 4 points5 points ago

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek?

[–]ossowicki 1 point2 points ago

I thought so too. Came to the comments looking for verification.

[–]groph 0 points1 point ago

Me too.. Still scrolling for answers.

[–]Timeriot 19 points20 points ago

Awful elbow placement.

3/10

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 3 points4 points ago

Head angle not correct.

2/10

[–]kush_ 14 points15 points ago

they're not even doing it right.

[–]lunchboxg4 2 points3 points ago

Of course they're single. Their taste in men is terrible - he's barely interested, and apparently can dance. Someone must have told them that hard men are good to find.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 7 points8 points ago

he looks pretty hard to me

[–]peace_off 6 points7 points ago

Dat neck.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Chick has a ring on her finger.....poser

[–]HH_mmm 2 points3 points ago

Wrong hand.

[–]hansel08 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant.

[–]theophyl 1 point2 points ago

I've seen that statue in the back somewhere outside, in the north of france. i think its a 'rodin'. is it moved to a museum or are there more than one? whats it called?

[–]HyJenx 3 points4 points ago

That is the Burghers of Calais, and it is indeed by Rodin. There are several full castings of this statue around the world, and many more of the individual figures.

My wife is on a quest to pose with as many of them as we can find. I would love to know where this picture was taken.

[–]ShuffleandTruffle 4 points5 points ago

If you guys are ever in Cardiff theres one there :) The Kiss

[–]fishmein 0 points1 point ago

good looking out, mate

[–]YouAreNotARealBear 4 points5 points ago

The picture is from Ny Carlsberg Glyptoteket in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Source: i go there with my mother a couple of times a year.

[–]Gerryoak 1 point2 points ago

The lady in the black is getting a wedgie

[–]n8_ 0 points1 point ago

Yes no yes

[–]bloodflart 1 point2 points ago

wow they're wearing almost the exact same thing.

[–]gilbyrocks 0 points1 point ago

They're not even doing it right!

[–]nedjulian 0 points1 point ago

Burghers of Calais in the background- those are some sad muthafuckas.

[–]JustMadeYouYawn 0 points1 point ago

Is the statute wiping its ass?

[–]whit123 0 points1 point ago

Is this what Usain Bolt does when he loses?

[–]ramesali786 1 point2 points ago

I wanna be in the Cardigan and Tank Top with Jeans and Flats Club.

[–]owlbynature 0 points1 point ago

This hurts my soul..

[–]rohirs 0 points1 point ago

LOOK AT THESE PRETTY GIRLS REDDIT

[–]nomadic_soul 0 points1 point ago

Haha! This made me lolz.

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

are those shoes even remotely comfortable?

[–]Gawwad -1 points0 points ago

How are they able to fail at that pose so badly?

[–]CptOblivion 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that statue is just pickin' a wedgie.

[–]Subtron -1 points0 points ago

I don't understand how those shoes became popular, I hate those shoes

[–]AdviCeSC2 0 points1 point ago

Youre the reason why reddit is starting to suck.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Damn, was thinking the one on the left...but then there's the one on the right. I just can't choose and.....mother of god....

[–]captainpiggies 0 points1 point ago

I'd tap all of that...

[–]chazzeromus 0 points1 point ago

Are they still both single? :o

[–]jamdaman 0 points1 point ago

Apparently their clothing style is rather similar

[–]tommy2fingers 0 points1 point ago

One of those single ladies has penis and balls

[–]Hypponaut 0 points1 point ago

Is that The Burghers of Calais by rodin in the background?

[–]db_ggmm 0 points1 point ago

In grayscale, both girls are wearing the same clothing.

[–]kalasea2001 0 points1 point ago

Why are the girls dressed EXACTLY alike? Are they twins?

[–]maherniac 0 points1 point ago

They're outfits are ridiculously similar. (the girls)

[–]ballzmctastey 0 points1 point ago

the poses are off, the back leg should be inline with the front knee

[–]crispy3 0 points1 point ago

i would glady dance with either of those lovely ladies

[–]sweeptheaorta -1 points0 points ago

Women's fashion is funny. They are wearing the exact same, thing, but will insist that they chose it themselves due to their unique tastes

[–]rusty735 0 points1 point ago

Haha, Why do women who I am sure discuss what they are going to wear before they go anywhere wear the same thing?

[–]asldkfououhe -3 points-2 points ago

stop doing insufferable shit at the museum

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[–]Satans_pro_tips 10 points11 points ago

Boy howdy! them thar girls woulda be in my basement yonder. Imma fixin to make one'a them my wife and such.

edit: Hmm...he deleted his comment. I assure my fellow redditors, I trust it wasn't something I said. That would be most unfortunate.

[–]armydog830 -1 points0 points ago

NO NO NO YOU"VE GOT IT ALL WRONG!!! the right foot goes behind the left foot... and your right hand on your ass! an your left hand should be in a fist with the wrist bent at a 45 degree angle downward. and your elbows are waaayyyy in the wrong position. ...... statue fail.

[–]kevtheguy -1 points0 points ago

Weird, the one in black on the right is my ex-girlfriend. I moved half-way across the country and still run into her at my favorite places to hang out!

[–]Bullenpeitsche -2 points-1 points ago

nothing to see here but the natural pose of women.

[–]riptaway -5 points-4 points ago

Whose facebook did you still this from

[–]Satans_pro_tips 6 points7 points ago

  • From whose Facebook did you steal this?

[–]DontLookAtMeh -2 points-1 points ago

These sure are sone pro tips, Satan. You're the best.

[–]MadCatter2 0 points1 point ago

i'm waiting for him to say some.

[–]mtocrat 1 point2 points ago

what if he won't?

[–]MadCatter2 0 points1 point ago

Then I'll be sad.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 1 point2 points ago

  • Buy low, sell high

  • Stay in school

  • Please get a fucking breath mint

[–]MadCatter2 1 point2 points ago

  • true
  • I'm homeschooled
  • You made me sad

[–]Satans_pro_tips 1 point2 points ago

                                      It's what I do. 

[–]jcrose -1 points0 points ago

Yo basilobs, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Michelangelo has one of the best statues of all time!

[–]ilikeblondes6 -2 points-1 points ago

i see BOOBIES OH YAAAAA

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