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[–]mynamebeginswithp 61 points62 points ago

what exactly makes this funny?

[–]HalosFan 46 points47 points ago

Reddit fucking loves rape jokes. It's bad.

[–]Quazz 17 points18 points ago

Nothing, it attempts to ride on shock value. Plus it's a mega repost so it deserves downvotes regardless.

[–]lesbillionare 2 points3 points ago

>implying reddit is funny    

[–]Shitty_Repost_Police 8 points9 points ago

You are under arrest.

[–]ThePhenix 13 points14 points ago

I don't get it?

[–]epgenius 36 points37 points ago

You know what rhymes with repost... you know what rhymes with repost... rhyming words with repost...

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
What rhymes with sloth 0coms 5pts 16hrs funny
You know what rhymes with Sloth? 21coms 318pts 21dys WTF
Sloths. 96coms 985pts 24dys funny
My friend just sent me this picture after we'd had a fall out 1com 6pts 1mo funny
Just want to make sure you know this exists [FIXED] 1com -4pts 7dys funny
Who needs a title 2coms 5pts 19dys funny
sloths xpost from wtf 0coms 0pts 27dys funny
Sloths 88coms 662pts 27dys WTF
Rape is an art... 3coms 19pts 1mo funny
I finally caved and typed in 5 random letters on imgur...I'd say this is a pretty solid start O.O 1com 6pts 23dys pics
hmmm... 30coms 659pts 2mos funny
Bite the pillow... 34coms 643pts 4mos WTF
aggressive sloth 1com 11pts 5mos funny
You know what rhymes with sloth? 5coms 40pts 7dys funny
Anytime... 6coms 42pts 4mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]moeman90 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Joeliosis 1 point2 points ago

Should probably put a NSFW on that one before people start bitching too much.

edit: fer ma bad sperlins

[–]_pumpkinpies 8 points9 points ago

You should probably correct the word "to" before people start bitching too much.

[–]Joeliosis 9 points10 points ago

[–]Scarnox 3 points4 points ago

I dubbed that in my own plethora of different voices and accents. It provided far too much entertainment. Thank you, good sir.

[–]_pumpkinpies 0 points1 point ago

You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar! And a homie. Always a homie.

[–]my-little-pwny 2 points3 points ago

What was it I must know!?!

[–]Joeliosis 0 points1 point ago

A picture of that chick with her titties hanging out.

[–]Kinglink 1 point2 points ago

That makes me want to buy a tire.

[–]kanekye 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Pqxdr.jpg

a little more appropriate...

[–]MyChairsLeg 28 points29 points ago

what rhymes with sloth...repost...oh god...

[–]scync -2 points-1 points ago

Who doesn't love a good...repost...

[–]hokiehenry 19 points20 points ago

OP should eat a bag of dicks. This is not funny.

I wish I had more downvotes for you. Time to make alts?

Edit: 758?! Whoever upvotes this is retarded.

[–]TheKoryHimself 5 points6 points ago

redditors have the senses of humor of twelve year old kids in study hall

[–]Cooper648 2 points3 points ago

Reddit is a repost.

[–]Stormray117 3 points4 points ago

Lets get this straight. This has been posted at least 5 times in the last week. Just stop.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 15 points16 points ago

This is the real reason Kristen Bell was crying.

[–]Alpharmonic 6 points7 points ago

But was it legitimate rape?

[–]Pays4Porn 8 points9 points ago

She didn't get pregnant--you do the math.

[–]Alpharmonic 6 points7 points ago

Says who? If I had a sloth baby, there's no way that fucker would see the light of day.

[–]pok3salot -5 points-4 points ago

It could have been the just-playing-around rape.

[–]Fatpplrfunny 3 points4 points ago

You know what rhymes with tree post

Repost

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

[–]iluvgoodburger -1 points0 points ago

Noooooot fuuunnnnnyyyyyyyy

[–]jim4525 2 points3 points ago

On one hand, most of the comments are calling it out. On the other hand, many of those are calling it out as a repost.

[–]Nancy-pants08 1 point2 points ago

He knows how to play the game.

[–]jayoinoz 1 point2 points ago

Zoom out & enhance

You're welcome.

[–]SparklepireBETCH 2 points3 points ago

That sloth looks fucking sage like. If he looked at me like that I know I'd have no choice but to just sit back and let it happen and why are my clothes falling off?

[–]Romeulus11 0 points1 point ago

Planet Hoth

[–]ZeitPolizei 1 point2 points ago

I wanted to take Sloth as my youtube user name, but it was taken. So I decided to try SlothMoth. That was taken was well. So now it's SlothMothCloth.

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[–]StewieTheThird 1 point2 points ago

Your in the wrong place to be serious.

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[–]StewieTheThird 0 points1 point ago

On the internet, Rape is hilarious. In real life it is horrid. Here we can joke, take your seriousness to either a subreddit for it, or just in general a place that isn't here.

[–]sycoraxfleet -4 points-3 points ago

OH MY GOD TRIGGER WARNING >:(

/sarcasm

[–]elRinbo -3 points-2 points ago

Tonight.... YOU.

[–]deserthermit -2 points-1 points ago

Read in hand-banana's voice.

[–]cupcake95 -2 points-1 points ago

Illegitimate repost.

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[–]smoothchaos -3 points-2 points ago

Legitimate rape. Imgur

[–]ADHDmeds -2 points-1 points ago

and moth...

[–]IWantToBeAHipster -4 points-3 points ago

i got alot of time for the sloths

[–]BR5497 -4 points-3 points ago

You know what rhymes with rape? Not pregnancy, everyone knows that just cant happen.

[–]iluvgoodburger 0 points1 point ago

WE GET IT. WE ALL HEARD THE THING. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. STOP.