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[–]Deleted_Reddior1709 185 points186 points ago

[–]sccrstud92 213 points214 points ago

Joke's on you. I don't want the Simpsons enough to know what his voice sounds like.

EDIT: Alright guys I'm gonna come clean. The Karma isn't worth the guilt. The truth is...I really thought it was from the Simpson's. I wasn't joking. I didn't actually know it was from Futurama. To all of you who commented and knew I wasn't joking, I am sorry for your downvotes. I upvote you all.

[–]furyasd 59 points60 points ago

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs: Eww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.

[–]iamthemindfreak 19 points20 points ago

Cham-pag-ne

[–]jaggeh 11 points12 points ago

fraid not

Captain Zapp Brannigan is a fictional character in the animated sitcom Futurama. He is voiced by Billy West, but was originally intended to be voiced by Phil Hartman, with West taking over the role after Hartman's death.

[–]Cynical_Lurker 4 points5 points ago

Q.Q

[–]jaggeh 6 points7 points ago

If you haven't already read up on Hartmans Death. Its pretty WTF.

[–]Cynical_Lurker 2 points3 points ago

Yeah it is a damn shame to see what happened.

[–]Jax410 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes that shit happens when you break rule #3

[–]linlorienelen 0 points1 point ago

They named Phillip Fry in honour of Hartman. Such a sad story.

[–]MuffinGypsy 0 points1 point ago

damn you

[–]Daved400 37 points38 points ago

The Simpsons? Sorry, I don't read the newspaper.

[–]Boomanchu 47 points48 points ago

Pretty sure it's from Family Guy...

[–]MessengerOfYouTube 11 points12 points ago

I thought its Friends.

[–]Simi566 4 points5 points ago

No, its Americas got talent

[–]Parkmayn 1 point2 points ago

That's definitely a Shakespearean play you guys.

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 2 points3 points ago

You idiot, he's from south park!

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[–]Godd2 82 points83 points ago

whoosh

[–]angertopic 9 points10 points ago

Fairly sure that was the point of the comment...

[–]Maggabyte 5 points6 points ago

thatsthejoke.jpeg

[–]skytro -2 points-1 points ago

Umm... err... hmm

[–]SniperPatrol -4 points-3 points ago

Wait... Something is not right here.

[–]KookyGuy 16 points17 points ago

Get out of my head Charles!

[–]crombiecron 8 points9 points ago

I'm the Juggernaut beeeeeetch

[–]Dakrun 1 point2 points ago

I like your raincoat, bitch!

[–]eequalsmc2 65 points66 points ago

Now that you've got that voice in your head: Titty sprinkles.

[–]iAmJawshh 21 points22 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUulHXoobGzekUVVcBpiQ3AA&v=hAamRoq32HM&feature=player_detailpage#t=6s

I find myself posting this a lot in the past couple of days. Morgan Freeman is all over the frontpage.

[–]DoctorOctagonapus 6 points7 points ago

now listen to it with this in a separate tab.

[–]theuserman 7 points8 points ago

Also: "And we discovered that, yes indeed, penguin does in fact taste like chicken".

[–]marymurrah 0 points1 point ago

that's really upsetting since he narrated the march of the penguins :/

[–]BlueRazors 4 points5 points ago

I find my self reason everything in some celebrity"s voice now-a-days. Before I saw this post it was Sacha Baron Cohen from the dictator.

[–]DinoCow 25 points26 points ago

For the first time I actually read one of these in my own voice.

[–]M-V 5 points6 points ago

Fuck that shit, I'm French and can only read this with Morgan Freeman's original voice. How do you do that??

[–]bdog2g2 2 points3 points ago

What if it was in french? Would you then read it in Morgan Freeman's voice?

[–]M-V 2 points3 points ago

I don't even remember the French dub for the Freeman.

[–]bdog2g2 4 points5 points ago

That's because there is no dub. Morgan Freeman speaks all languages...they all sound like English when he does.

[–]DinoCow 1 point2 points ago

I don't know. I think it's just because I couldn't imagine MF saying any of that, so I couldn't read it in his voice.

[–]Obliza 3 points4 points ago

Nice Try Morgan Freeman

[–]kowen 1 point2 points ago

I figured this was another read it in MF voice, so I read it really quick and didn't hear him at all.

[–]Perryn 0 points1 point ago

I find it's much easier to not read it in his voice if you aim for Tracy Morgan instead.

[–]zeevix 88 points89 points ago

I understand people reposting, but this was put up like, yesterday.. lol

[–]Skrappyross 24 points25 points ago

This is put up like, 3+ times a week

[–]darkly39r 16 points17 points ago

I've never seen it.

[–]t_hab 4 points5 points ago

I've seen it enough times to not read it in his voice. Well, this and other similar ones.

[–]DerFelix -1 points0 points ago

I think it was in /r/vertical

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 2 points3 points ago

How else is OP supposed to get karma??

[–]Ghede 29 points30 points ago

I read it through before I realized "oh shit, it's supposed to sound like morgan freeman"

FUCK YOU I READ FAST.

[–]DefinitelyNotAGirl 7 points8 points ago

Plus, I read the last part "good luck" in the voice of that guy from Taken.

[–]Tiktaky 1 point2 points ago

I don't even remember what Morgan Freeman sounds like, I just haven't seen enough of his movies.

[–]Drewdle883 3 points4 points ago

This didn't work last time it was posted. It didnt work this time, and I'm fairly certain next time it won't either.

[–]BratalixSC 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I dont know why, but theese things just dont work for me.

[–]Drewdle883 0 points1 point ago

I think for me, I don't read in my own voice, so when I read something it's in my reading voice and isn't affected by a picture. Hmm.

[–]Nitroginger 3 points4 points ago

This is a repost from like 3 days ago...

[–]Merrth 10 points11 points ago

Can't do it. I can't fucking read it in my own voice.

Damn it, Morgan Freeman. Why is your voice so infectious?

[–]Jfolcik 5 points6 points ago

Get busy livin, or get busy dying. If only for a short while. That's god-damn right.

[–]XLGrandma 4 points5 points ago

because.....when you hear my voice......everything is soothing and easy....like a flowing river......now read that not in morgan freeman's voice and see how lame is sounds.

[–]beefnchicken 3 points4 points ago

Then I read it as Keanu Reeves from The Matrix, and it simply made my head hurt and make me want to see more crazy fight scenes.

[–]POSMStudios 8 points9 points ago

Now read it as Christian Bale's Batman voice.

[–]Sh0stakovich 0 points1 point ago

I also think it's worth trying as Jeremy Irons.

[–]Dosh82 2 points3 points ago

While we're at it, try Christopher Walken.

[–]Xer0day 4 points5 points ago

Gilbert Godfried

[–]UOUPv2 2 points3 points ago

[–]bdog2g2 0 points1 point ago

Funny enough I read YOUR comment in Turks voice similar to this

[–]irapedmspacman 9 points10 points ago

you didnt even wait 3 days to repost this haha!

[–]shaker28 3 points4 points ago

Ha, you never planned for the fact that the only thing I love more than Morgan Freeman's voice is my own.

[–]t_hab 0 points1 point ago

...the only thing I love more than Morgan Freeman's voice is my own voice and blowjobs.

[–]afriendlyname 3 points4 points ago

[–]RupertDurden 1 point2 points ago

That is my single favorite moment from any of the movies.

[–]MpegEVIL 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]Shitballs1 4 points5 points ago

not a meme

[–]RaichuALoveS0ng 2 points3 points ago

I read it in my voice, I see the Morgan Freeman trap from a mile away.

[–]Spineless_John 0 points1 point ago

That last guy's mouth was the best actor in the whole movie.

[–]ConspiracyCat 3 points4 points ago

I don't actually understand why people find this so bizarre. I use different voices to read things all the time.

If you actually pay attention to your internal monologue, you'll probably find it's fairly common.

For example, Overly Attached Girlfriend has a certain manner of speaking, as does Insanity Wolf.

[–]Mezecs 0 points1 point ago

Not a meme.

[–]NoLegsLunatic 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure thats Lil Wayne buddy

[–]everythingisarepost 5 points6 points ago

stop reposting what god is posting on facebook from reddit two weeks ago

[–]Randomnoob0 1 point2 points ago

This was on the front page YESTERDAY. Fuck you OP.

[–]xTreeLine 0 points1 point ago

It REALLY doesn't help if it's not only very similar to a movie, but i movie I watch fuckin' DAILY.

[–]lookimanotter -1 points0 points ago

The only other person this applies to is Billy Ray

[–]DAngelo_Barksdale -1 points0 points ago

Balls.

[–]Sparked01 -1 points0 points ago

I actual read this in my own voice in my head, granted im very tired and no glasses on.

[–]bringer_of_words -1 points0 points ago

Well done, well done indeed.

[–]Amytherocklobster -1 points0 points ago

Ahh dang you got me :x

[–]RudyBagels -1 points0 points ago

I didnt even make it past 'Only Morg'

[–]txn9 0 points1 point ago

this burn hit Moriarty pretty hard. he had to move to London and harass a bloke to make himself feel smart again

[–]vivalataco 0 points1 point ago

I always read these in my own voice and then go "well I completely missed the joke.." Except for the professor. I read it in my voice til the last second really lol.

[–]larsbrunsvold 0 points1 point ago

DAMMIT!!

[–]Trugger 1 point2 points ago

HAHA FUCK YOU I READ OUT LOUD

[–]qasman 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit... Maybe... Maybe THIS kid is Robin. He figures out who Batman is. Why not?!

[–]t_hab 0 points1 point ago

High-five to everybody who is drunk enough to read it in their own voices, not Morgan Freeman's!

[–]somethingthathurts 0 points1 point ago

I WIN

[–]vigman 1 point2 points ago

Jokes on you. I read everything in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]cancer1337 0 points1 point ago

everyone always says "i read this in xxxxxx voice" i can't do this though..... i think its a good thing?

[–]AmiraMalicious 0 points1 point ago

this is the only Morgan Freeman thing I've read in my own voice, weird.

[–]JesusChrist5 0 points1 point ago

It's like losing The Game.

[–]duncan12457 0 points1 point ago

well thanks, i just lost it..

[–]c_panda 0 points1 point ago

I can't even remember my own voice anymore.

[–]private_lie 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read this in Professor Farnsworth's voice?

[–]juror-number-8 0 points1 point ago

Mind Blown

[–]slimthemind 1 point2 points ago

I tried to read it in my voice...couldn't remember what my voice sounded like...there was only Morgan Freeman

[–]CARFACE 0 points1 point ago

Would walk out on his kid for 19 years...

[–]wollffblasta -1 points0 points ago

Is their something wrong with me, because I read this in my own voice?

[–]chingao327 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have Morgan Freeman reading Duke Nukem? That one always makes me pee a little. Comedy gold, son.

[–]Indo_Silver_Club 0 points1 point ago

Am I only the only one who automatically reads the text in the character's voice?

[–]donttelldad 1 point2 points ago

The imgur link is n00kz. Fuckin' n00kz.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

But... I just did

[–]C_K_B 0 points1 point ago

The key to breaking your mind free from this is to say it out loud.

[–]Merritt07atWork 0 points1 point ago

Ha, jokes on you; I just listen to that guy doing Jason stathams voice, so everything I think is in his voice. I'll break your legs, fix'em, and break'em again.

[–]Mach5Stealthz -1 points0 points ago

I read this like... last week. Why do so many people have to repost to get attention?!

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis -1 points0 points ago

I purposely read it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice. It was weird.

[–]Lavarocked 0 points1 point ago

I'd honestly be freaked out if I saw a picture of someone with subtitles and didn't read it in their voice. Who the fuck does that? I think some people just want badly to be hilariously enraged on the Internet.

[–]iaconcityrocker 0 points1 point ago

I read this aloud and it still came out as Morgan Freemans voice.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 0 points1 point ago

I want more of these kind of witchcraft

[–]FanchLaplanche 0 points1 point ago

I just did it. I read it with my voice and it was awful.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

I did it! :o

[–]SpikyCactus 0 points1 point ago

You don't have to believe me, but I read it in my own voice because I didn't realise it was Morgan Freeman because I didn't enlarge the picture. Ha.

[–]arrjayjee 0 points1 point ago

I like how the Riddler shows up in the middle of a Joker crime-spree and doesn't even get the attention of Batman, but gets shut down by his mechanic. Fucking hilarious.

[–]Sjokomelk 0 points1 point ago

Listen up you ignorant fucking cunts.

A picture with text does not a meme make. That would be an image macro.

[–]apples_and_kittenz 0 points1 point ago

I started to read it in my own voice, but after the first panel, it just morphed into Morgan Freeman.

[–]Shniggles 0 points1 point ago

Is something wrong that I was able to read it in my voice?

[–]Sirusavath 0 points1 point ago

I have this problem with Liam Neeson as well.

[–]josieisabunny 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT

[–]majortom1981 0 points1 point ago

The comedian who voices geoff on the late late show does an almost perfect morgan freeman. Morgan freeman himself was impressed by it. He Says funny stuff in his voice all the time.

[–]SpooksAndGunshots 0 points1 point ago

Only a real Russ1anBear could get that imgur URL. /n00kz.jpg

[–]TwistTurtle 0 points1 point ago

No. Not only Morgan Freeman. This would happen with a picture of any person whose voice you knew. Why does the internet have such difficulty grasping this concept?! It would be weirder if that didn't happen.

[–]Pure_Marvel 0 points1 point ago

Another Morgan Freeman voice joke! That's fucking hilarious! /sarcasm

[–]Zacca 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I always read Morgan Freeman memes in the voice of Samuel L. Jackson. He always sounds angry when I do it.

[–]AMBsFather 0 points1 point ago

Apparently everyone wants to hear Morgan Freeman say "Titty Sprinkles". Can someone post a picture with the word "Titty Sprinkles" similar like this so we can all imagine his voice saying it? Too lazy to do it as I'm on the kings throne releasing the demon into it's dungeon.

[–]HopelessSky7 0 points1 point ago

What is the movie that this scene is in? (I know the dialogue is fake but where Morgan Freeman talks to that guy) I recognize it and would know it when I heard it.

[–]evilpancake123 0 points1 point ago

I DID IT

[–]lYossarian 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only person who reads enough to hear all written words in my own voice? I never have this "voice effect" unless I slow down and think about it.

[–]Quazz 0 points1 point ago

I succeeded, what prize do I win?

[–]Itwasprobablyme 0 points1 point ago

Bah that was awkward as I started reading it in his voice from the first word.

[–]Lemonanyway 0 points1 point ago

One word: Douglas Adams.

I meant two words. I meant ten words.

[–]Aozora012 0 points1 point ago

I did. I don't even remember what he sounds like.

[–]Mordius 0 points1 point ago

I am victorius. All I heard was my own voice.

[–]Frankeh1 0 points1 point ago

I think I just won the internets

[–]EsteemedGentleman 0 points1 point ago

Lieutenant, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[–]cockdragon 0 points1 point ago

Rehabilitated?

[–]SpaceOdysseus 0 points1 point ago

Couldn't remember what my own voice sounded like, so I used the Joker's.

[–]Tomtin 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird I read it in my voice?

[–]1337gaymer 0 points1 point ago

I read it in my own voice... don't know what he sounds like LOL.

[–]MidnightBacon15 0 points1 point ago

I didnt even realize i was doing it until the end.

[–]kalvin97gagt 0 points1 point ago

Not gonna lie, I read it in my own voice.

[–]senty90 0 points1 point ago

It got me at good luck.

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

Usually I don't read things in any voice. It's just words. Morgan Freeman on the other hand...

[–]defguysezhuh 0 points1 point ago

I'm deaf... What does his voice sound like? (Kidding; he's one of my favorite narrators/actors)

[–]amjel 0 points1 point ago

I eventually Succeeded in reading it in Liam Neeson's voice; I feel that this is a noteworthy accomplishment.

[–]KizzyKid -1 points0 points ago

I smell something... sniff do you smell it? sniff it smells like... sniff a repost?

[–]Emodarkness13 0 points1 point ago

I was so absent minded when reading this, I managed to read it in my voice.

[–]Hazy_V 0 points1 point ago

Dude... nobody is so completely arrogant that they replace another person's voice in their head with their own voice. That's not how thinking works.

[–]adamrvoss -1 points0 points ago

R-R-R-R-REPOST

[–]GunRaptor 0 points1 point ago

IMPOSSIBRU!!!!!!

[–]Imperialistic-Wolf 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on facebook before reddit... If you fall behind you get left behind :(

[–]DoxBox 0 points1 point ago

You bastard. YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

[–]UndeadAnonymous 0 points1 point ago

I managed to do it in Joel McHale's voice. Does that count?

[–]Zakams 0 points1 point ago

Unrelated to the post, but I found that scene hilarious. The guy is trying to blackmail Fox because he knows that the R&D department of Wayne Enterprises has something to do with Batman. Then Fox just goes and say to him that Bruce Wayne is Batman without the guy actually suspecting that Wayne was.

[–]CowSarlacc 0 points1 point ago

I tried to read it in my own voice, but it somehow ended up sounding like Bill Cosby.

I am okay with this.

[–]ComradeButterfly 0 points1 point ago

I don't really pay attention to his voice that much so Ha! Joke's on you old man...

[–]Crook3d 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that doesn't read things in an actor's / character's voice unless it starts the same as a famous / common line from them?

[–]DmentedFencingPigeon 0 points1 point ago

The awkward thing is, I read it in my head normally, then realized I should be reading in his voice, struggled to remember it then finally read it in his voice. >>;;

[–]agile52 0 points1 point ago

I read it in HIS voice.

[–]joeromag 3 points4 points ago

I saw that picture and instantly heard that fucking laugh of his that just sounds like he's inhaling air.

[–]momosauky 1 point2 points ago

That dude still scares the shit out of me.

[–]Nman655 -2 points-1 points ago

Im watching the dark knight.

I read this.

Scene comes up where Lucius talks to Mr.Reese.

NO ESCAPE

[–]AmazingJohnny 1 point2 points ago

 >clicked a meme

 >a meme

 >meme

 Fucking cancer

[–]Kyle_Crafty -2 points-1 points ago

I actually fucking did.

[–]Siethron 4 points5 points ago

I always do... I can't hear other people's voices inside my head :(

[–]TheJokeTerminator 5 points6 points ago

Not hearing other peoples voices in your head is a good sign of sanity.

[–]Hackematt -2 points-1 points ago

Ha Ha, good joke. real classic, but when are we going to get to any original content. it's always the same stuff, and frankly I'm finding it hard to laugh on /r/funny any more. You know why /r/mildlyinteresting gets to the front a lot? OC, that's why. Sorry for the rant guy, here Have an upvote.

[–]t_hab 0 points1 point ago

Careful. If you ask for original content you will be down-voted into oblivion when this link hits the front page.

[–]megaminxwin -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]Tonytarium 0 points1 point ago

I for the life of me cant remember what Morgan Freemans voice sounds like.

[–]LonghornsForev -2 points-1 points ago

I tried so hard! Now my voice sounds really high-pitched and squeaky.

[–]caostheory -2 points-1 points ago

Apparently I am the only one on earth that never reads anything in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]Iislsdum -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know what Morgan Freeman's voice sounds like, and I intend to keep it that way.

[–]Rizikio -2 points-1 points ago

[–]beno2367 2 points3 points ago

YES!

[–]Undeadsjoker579 -3 points-2 points ago

I did it. Because I cant focus reading in his voice when I'm reading it in Sheldon Cooper's voice.