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[–]tarheel295 87 points88 points ago

every damn video

[–]Imrann 49 points50 points ago

Courtney123450...

[–]G0VERNMENT 35 points36 points ago

... killed Kurt Cobain

[–]sexyhamster89 8 points9 points ago

If the government knows Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain then why the fuck isn't she in jail?

[–]G0VERNMENT 14 points15 points ago

That bitch be crazy. Even I don't mess with Courtney "shotgun" Love.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

That's as far as she can count.

[–]Jonny_Watts 28 points29 points ago

When was this screenshot taken, 2007?

...

faggot...

[–]Whimish 10 points11 points ago

fake and gay, eh?

[–]autodidact89 4 points5 points ago

This is missing the obligatory "69 ppl gay" comment.

[–]autodidact89 3 points4 points ago

I'll never understand how people can think reddit comments are no better than Youtube.

[–]bluMyst 1 point2 points ago

Thumbs up this comment if Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar!

X people thought "dislike" meant "dis-I-like."

[direct quote from the video that ruins a punchline]

OMFG U MORONS! THIS ISN'T DUBSTEP THIS IS [genre]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, [unfunny joke line 1] [unfunny joke line 2]

LMAOO!!!!!!!!! at [time index]

If you press 1 and then 8 really fast it sounds like he's saying "penis!" Lol!

[–]canucksbro 84 points85 points ago

no fag u dont no shit about utube do ur reserch b4 u make urself look retarded noob faggot tell ur mom last nite wuz gr8 ahaha faggggg

Am I doing it right?

[–]Sproutykins 37 points38 points ago

lol wtf nic try but no u r not..... lmao oh btw I kno my mums gret I had her th day b4. how is dat used pusy????? FAGGOT

[–]DouchebagSloth 26 points27 points ago

grammer? hav u ever herd of it??? wtf is wrong wiht u stupid dumb fucking idoit

[–]SC33 17 points18 points ago

lmao lrn 2 spll dmbass. go bak 2 skool get edukate

[–]EquationTAKEN 17 points18 points ago

Wanna buy a vowel?

[–]ultrafez 9 points10 points ago

No thanks Carol. For my next sentence, all I'll be needing are some consonants, some numbers and a sprinkling of symbols.

[–]Mushy_64 3 points4 points ago

I can 5p34|< L337 lulz

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

CUNNT

[–]overused-meme-alert -4 points-3 points ago

Am I doing it right

KATCHANG.

[–]blazemore 37 points38 points ago

lol do u even lift?

[–]theGeneralJuljon 13 points14 points ago

Alpha as fuck

[–]VitaminDprived 5 points6 points ago

relevant xkcd

[–]fyiila 6 points7 points ago

Also this one.

[–]trustmeimdrunk 1 point2 points ago

'If it was real why is their gravity'

Improper use of the imperfect subjunctive, so true!

[–]Hurriquake 27 points28 points ago

This is the first time I've ever upvoted this stupid fucking meme.

[–]BrainSlurper 9 points10 points ago

It is usually that way with memes that end with the same sentence every time.

[–]Cathcart22 2 points3 points ago

But those ones that end with puns, oh yes

[–]Biddleman 2 points3 points ago

If you think this memes sentence is going to be different, you're going to have a bad time.

[–]JustHereToDerp 22 points23 points ago

Describes YouTube fights pretty well.

[–]LemonJH 4 points5 points ago

i like when it has the "chinese whispers" effect and goes for so long that you end up arguing about the electric cars and all i wanted to do was watch a small child fall onto the pavement

[–]treycook 8 points9 points ago

fake and gay

[–]AIMMOTH 3 points4 points ago

The epic battle defending Star Wars prequels ...

[–]MissTwilda 5 points6 points ago

YouTube comments are like 9gag in text form...

[–]shickard 1 point2 points ago

Easily the best one of these I lold

[–]markevens 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say it needs more niggerfaget, but then I remembered it was youtube and not xbox.

[–]OwlOwlowlThis 1 point2 points ago

MMmmmmm... faggot virgin newb shit.

Wait? what the fuck am I saying? I don't even play Halo...

[–]stevejFTW 1 point2 points ago

Then you see one guy who uses some proper grammar and puncuation in an essay about how he never had a top comment and has serious problems that magical internet points will solve. Yet every problem the person stated is fake and people are still dumb enough to believe it.

[–]Thasymachus 1 point2 points ago

I actually laughed.

Thanks, have a upvote.

[–]Legendary_Derpgasm 0 points1 point ago

hay fag yu gey cuz you b on youtube caus we all knoww vimeo is bettr bitchz

[–]DeGozaruNyan 0 points1 point ago

virgin... that one i hard man

[–]swagcat 0 points1 point ago

fak you retart

[–]Igotlost 0 points1 point ago

This is how 14 year olds learn how to articulate their opinions in the internet era. Welcome to the end of civilization.

[–]curt_schilli 0 points1 point ago

fuk u noob virgn shit i bet u nvr even had a sex b4 i no i did cuz i fukd ur mom

[–]niinjaniinja 0 points1 point ago

THUMBS UP IF U AGREE!!!!!!

[–]lizardwizardboy97 0 points1 point ago

yes the youtupe have many stupid ppl dont make think good... alway insult no think... i see song gangan style and i say (i like this) then ppl say hitler and america polotic ...why ?

[–]nman649 1 point2 points ago

Every dubstep video has some argument about Skrillex.

[–]MurrayL 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome.

[–]01zerrz 0 points1 point ago

It's scary how dumb people on youtube are. It honestly makes me upset that people are that stupid and immature.

[–]axehomeless 1 point2 points ago

TIL, youtube commenters play a lot of call of duty on xbox 360.

[–]Laufente 1 point2 points ago

the like bar is liek justin bieber penis u no its their but u cant see it!!!1 thumbs up if u agree!!!

[–]aidanyourmum 0 points1 point ago

Or xbox live

[–]TheSuperMeatMan 0 points1 point ago

I once got into a ridiculous argument with a stranger, because I suggested a game for a commentator to play, and he thought it was "gay". When he realised that he had lost the argument, it resultet in him visiting my newest videos, leaving dislikes and lame hate comments like: "this guy sux ass" and "this guy is a gay boy!"... Some people are just not mature enough to use the internet.

[–]kaasgaard 0 points1 point ago

*on the internet

[–]bonedead 0 points1 point ago

A+++ would read again

[–]the-0ld-man 1 point2 points ago

Someone on YouTube told me I should put my child up for adoption, he said there was still a chance for him as its mainly the upbringing that shapes them into people, not genetics. He seemed quite knowledgable?

[–]Me4Prez 0 points1 point ago

Wath u talkin abot fag00t?

[–]vaginalcentipedes 0 points1 point ago

YouTube is pretty much Barrens chat.

[–]djkaleidoscope 0 points1 point ago

GaY is the only adjective I know you g@y PhaGgIts

[–]Vulturas 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one around here that thinks most 12yo kids on the internet are respectless jackasses?

[–]fruitbatkarma 0 points1 point ago

upvote just for the combination of the last four words

[–]LeftBehind83 1 point2 points ago

im a marine dude and im gonna trak u down cuz i kno whre u live and im gonna shoot u in the face

[–]rapunz31 0 points1 point ago

I used to work as a personal assistant to this rich cunt. Her son (who was 15) used to try to knock me down with such zingers as "hey, noob" etc. I hope he reads this.

[–]yourmom3211 0 points1 point ago

xD faggt noob virgin shit lolololol dats sooooooo fnny!!!!

From my experience, I think I'm doing it right.

[–]HUGE_EGO_SORRY 0 points1 point ago

"THE LIKE BAR IS THE SIZE OF U PENIS, LIKE IF U AGREE"

[–]ss5gogetunks 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but fagoot sounds really funny!

[–]Koala_in_disguise 0 points1 point ago

...And then there's this odd guy that just confuses us all.

[–]iPhonebro 0 points1 point ago

You spelled Xbox Live wrong.

[–]sonalis1092 0 points1 point ago

If you get into an argument on Reddit, you're gonna have a bad time, so go fuck yourself and die, you worthless piece of shit.

[–]tocki 0 points1 point ago

This is so true.

[–]Catman789 0 points1 point ago

God, I would have to say that this stretches farther than youtube.

[–]zech_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm a channel owner on YouTube (with an okay-ish number of subscribers; 600+). I try to review every single comment on one of my videos, and delete inappropriate content if needed. If only more owners would do that. I don't mind a curse word or two, but racist, homophobic and other shit will be deleted ASAP.

FYI: It's a hockey related channel, and most hockey fans are sane and know how to behave. Only once I had to disable comments temporarily because Vancouver Canucks and New York Rangers fans we're insulting each other during Vancouvers cup run in 2011.

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 0 points1 point ago

What do you do about the angry fans/players who want to fight each other all the time?

[–]ropers 0 points1 point ago

You can have the same experience in /r/japan.

[–]testdex 0 points1 point ago

You guys like context? Go read where ropers compares me to Goebbels for describing the rhetoric of nuclear genocide as "retarded". (this guy's a piece of work)

[–]RedditAussie -2 points-1 points ago

How does this get 1300+ reddit upvotes?

[–]thewebsiteisdown 0 points1 point ago

Because fuck you, thats how

[–]Trollmaster3443 -4 points-3 points ago

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

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