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[–]Elevate_IX 16 points17 points ago

OP is a fucking ass.

[–]ArchangelleTightAss 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, but the 4,400+ upvoters are pretty bad, too.

[–]timmvee[S] -4 points-3 points ago

Have you been talking to my wife...???

[–]Elevate_IX 1 point2 points ago

No. But since I know you are going to read this, fuck you for posting this here.

[–]timmvee[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Lighten up mate. You are behaving like a fundie.

[–]Elevate_IX 1 point2 points ago

No, I'm behaving like someone who wants to come to /r/atheism for /r/atheism not Science.

[–]timmvee[S] -2 points-1 points ago

You seem a little emotional.

[–]twentyone_21 83 points84 points ago

This has nothing to do with gay rights. Downvoted.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 28 points29 points ago

[–]mama_llama 9 points10 points ago

NSFW, please.

[–]test12345penis 105 points106 points ago

I love all the atheism in this post!

[–]tippitytappity 1 point2 points ago

Maybe a bit of Dawkins will make it more Atheism-y (watch to 1:08:20). Still has nothing to do with Atheism but that's as close as I could relate it!

[–]Mrderpherpington 1 point2 points ago

I most definately was going to say boner, but that to, i guess...

[–]Cognus911 0 points1 point ago

yea cuz im Christian and i love science.... fuck i may have just created a barrage of unkindly comments.

[–]cumfarts -1 points0 points ago

It's a penis joke. Gay people like penises, religious people don't like gay people, and atheists don't like religious people. By the transitive property, this post is atheism.

[–]Bruce_Leenus 6 points7 points ago

Lawyerd!

[–]Beeeeaaaars 181 points182 points ago

Post this in a science subreddit, not an atheism one, because this picture has nothing to do with atheism. Honestly...

[–]blahblahblahxyz123 109 points110 points ago

You can't get karma if you post it in /r/science. It's not a circlejerk like it is here.

[–]OfficialTownRetard 30 points31 points ago

i cry evrytim amirite

[–]iForcefield 7 points8 points ago

If the balls touch, we all die.

[–]Bortjort 7 points8 points ago

CHECK OUT HOW I OWNED THIS FUNDIE ON FACEBOOK LOL

[–]cloneciel 1 point2 points ago

Calling this subreddit a circlejerk is starting to become a bigger circlejerk than the original circlejerk. Downvote the post, and move on.

Oh but wait, then you wouldn't get karma...

[–]str0le 3 points4 points ago

Great. Now calling out the circlejerk of calling out the circlejerk is going to become a circlejerk. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[–]GOD_Over_Djinn 0 points1 point ago

How many layers can we go before it loses meaning?

[–]Aitamen 0 points1 point ago

it hasn't already?

[–]mszegedy 0 points1 point ago

It is absolutely not a bigger jerk. Remember Faces of Atheism?

[–]cloneciel 1 point2 points ago

I didn't say it is. I said it's becoming. :)

Every single thread in /r/atheism has people in it saying "how is this related to atheism?" and calling it a circlejerk. I agree with it, I just don't post it on every single thread. Just downvote and ignore the threads that you don't like, or just unsuscribe and go on more intellectually challenging subreddits like /r/skeptic or /r/freethought.

[–]Bowlero 25 points26 points ago

The fact that OP finds this remotely funny or clever is proof god doesn't exist

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef 10 points11 points ago

Ohhh thats why this is in r/atheism

[–]guninmouth 5 points6 points ago

But hadrons don't believe in religion.

[–]ra4king 11 points12 points ago

SCIENCE!

[–]thisbaseball17 12 points13 points ago

*Atheism

FTFY

[–]reckona 6 points7 points ago

LOGIC. REASON. THEISTARDS.

[–]SLeazyPolarBear 2 points3 points ago

OP can't, r/science likely talks about science. Op likes to talk about liking science.

[–]Sitnalta 6 points7 points ago

That's it. I didn't want to unsubscribe because I liked how the large number of subscribers was annoying theists and irrational people. But this shitty pun? With over one thousand upvotes?

Adios r/atheism, from an atheist. Hope you get some moderation for your own sakes.

[–]BrainSlurper 25 points26 points ago

This subreddit is retarded. DAE SCIENCE UPVOTES TO THE LEFT

[–]Full_Of_Win 15 points16 points ago

If you want to Collider you better have a pretty Large Hadron.

[–]doylezdead 3 points4 points ago

As your name states it....

[–]Full_Of_Win 3 points4 points ago

You calling me fat?

[–]gusatron51 -1 points0 points ago

lethargic...

[–]linkinlogs123 20 points21 points ago

Ok, that's just tachy.

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[–]yes_thats_right 5 points6 points ago

ha! you got upvoted for once. Do you consider this a failure?

[–]TimothyCratchit 4 points5 points ago

Who was it, /u/arrowstotheknee?

[–]yes_thats_right 2 points3 points ago

got it in one.

[–]TimothyCratchit 3 points4 points ago

Pats self on back, then takes an arrow to the knee

But seriously, AttK is seriously dedicated to his or her craft.

[–]Azartic 3 points4 points ago

And not getting the quote right. IN In the knee.

[–]TimothyCratchit 0 points1 point ago

Dang it, I don't own Skyrim, and knew the phrase from /u/arrowstotheknee , who like his username, states

to the knee.

Thanks for the heads up though.

[–]Azartic 0 points1 point ago

I think a lot of people that say that line don't own Skyrim. I was just saying they're dedicated to not saying it correctly.

And you're welcome.

[–]Sloppy1sts 2 points3 points ago

That wasn't even relevant to his comment. Also, nobody missed your brief absence.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 0 points1 point ago

Who was it?

[–]Sloppy1sts 0 points1 point ago

The Arrowtotheknee guy. Not sure why he deleted the post...he's got to already have some of the lowest karma on Reddit.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 1 point2 points ago

I love that guy! So much dedication!

[–]OfficialTownRetard 14 points15 points ago

I don't understand how reddit still upvotes shit like this...

[–]HeatherMarMal -1 points0 points ago

It's funny. Though why it's in /r/atheism I'll never know.

[–]cumfarts 11 points12 points ago

nothing to do with atheism

[–]6times9is42 5 points6 points ago

Atheist = Scientist didn't you know?

[–]frostwhisper21 0 points1 point ago

All atheists are intelligent by virtue of atheism.

"The More You Know!"

[–]jokubolakis 9 points10 points ago

/r/atheism cancer of reddit

[–]Sexybeast- 13 points14 points ago

/r/atheism is like a permanent reminder that i forgot to sign in.

[–]ISenseRustling 2 points3 points ago

and of course I read it wrong

[–]postsinsensitively 2 points3 points ago

old joke is old. It actually comes from a t-shirt which states:

particle physics gives me a hadron

You thieving dickhead.

[–]KorovaDroog 1 point2 points ago

This should be in /r/science. I am not an atheist and I would wear this on a shirt.

[–]GOD_Over_Djinn 1 point2 points ago

They downvote stuff like this in /r/science because they don't want the front page of their subreddit filled with shitty content over there.

[–]KorovaDroog 0 points1 point ago

True I suppose.

[–]tallhairyman 3 points4 points ago

There seems to be some misconception that atheism and science is the same thing.

[–]bad-tipper 7 points8 points ago

its only gay if the hadrons collide

[–]hawtdawgspudder -2 points-1 points ago

This would make a good bumper sticker, I should patent it.

[–]DimmuKatze 6 points7 points ago

It may give you a hadron, but it gives me a RAGING BRAINER!!!

[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 1 point2 points ago

Just a little FYI, "getting brain" is a term for getting a blowjob.

[–]AverageBum 0 points1 point ago

All I do is get brains, you can call me pinky.

[–]DimmuKatze -1 points0 points ago

TIL... But in all due respect, I'm making (or at least attempting to make) a Futurama joke. In one episode the professor says something on the lines of 'All this learning is giving me a RAGING brainer!' The more you know ~~~*

[–]zekesonxx 1 point2 points ago

'I have a RAGING clue!'

'So do I. Let's follow your clue!'

[–]SevenDeadlyNinjas -1 points0 points ago

Well I guess I wooshed on that joke. My bad.

[–]abenton 0 points1 point ago

What font is that?!

[–]JFoggers 0 points1 point ago

I want this screen printed all over a t-shirt.

But for srs, wrong subreddit. I'm more lenient than most about what goes on in /r/atheism and this is colouring outside the lines.

[–]FoamBornNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

It originally was a shirt before Reddit took credit for it of course. I posted the merchnow website a few days back and no one payed any attention to it.

[–]Rabid-Ginger 5 points6 points ago

Someone please make this a t-shirt.

[–]DeadpanRiot 0 points1 point ago

It already is.

[–]ToxicFlow 1 point2 points ago

notaboutatheismatheistssuckatscience

[–]rakin_bacon 3 points4 points ago

Its nice to see that Europe spends its money on useful stuff like forwarding our understanding of the world. Here in America all we do is suppress minorities and give money to good for nothing churches. I bet Sweden doesn't have any Chick-Fil-A's.

[–]Lemmiwinks0141 8 points9 points ago

The population of Sweden is almost 100% less American also. Coincidence?

[–]CUNTBERT_RAPINGTON 22 points23 points ago

Is it me, or is it getting brave in here? Upsweded.

[–]zekesonxx 2 points3 points ago

Chick-Fil-A isn't that bad. It's just what everyone is hating nowadays.

Think about it. Who did you hate before Chick-Fil-A? And what about before that?

Also, there are no Chick-Fil-As outside of Northern America.

[–]TJBrady182 3 points4 points ago

True, but there's also a fucking robot hanging out on Mars because of America.

[–]manofscience42 0 points1 point ago

You know that the LHC is NOT in Sweden right?

[–]Ninjyman 2 points3 points ago

Literally S(moke)W(eed)E(very)D(ay and)E(very)N(ight).

[–]witty82 2 points3 points ago

I think you're an american highscool kid or college student without any actual idea of what europe is like or what problems it has.

your prejudice is based on so little knowledge, you might as well quote from the bible, that's the same fucking level of insight.

[–]just_commenting 0 points1 point ago

'No, no, Senator Craig, it's the Large Hadron Collider, not the ... oh, nevermind.'

[–]ConvenientlyRetarded -1 points0 points ago

If this were a T-shirt, I'd buy the shit out of it.

[–]Secantsector 0 points1 point ago

[–]lizardwizardboy97 -1 points0 points ago

what this hadron ? i dont make know

[–]PrecedentObama 1 point2 points ago

Then clearly you aren't an atheist.

[–]BlacktheColor 0 points1 point ago

Atheists untie!

[–]ScienceGaveMeAHadron -1 points0 points ago

My time has come!

[–]laser-face -1 points0 points ago

Collider? I hardly know her.

[–]Terror_Baron -1 points0 points ago

Hardon Collider

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 1 point2 points ago

The Bible predicts robot sex to be a common practice by 2030.

[–]mattchew32 -1 points0 points ago

BEST T-SHIRT IDEA EVER! I WOULD PAYS SO MUCH MONEYS

[–]DotBowder -1 points0 points ago

I misread this about 3 times before I got it right. :\

[–]rayzorium 0 points1 point ago

For weeks, I went around saying "Large Hardon Collider" thinking that was what it was called.

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[–]FoamBornNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Or not.

[–]terranort 1 point2 points ago

This is a design by Venus Fallen! [https://www.facebook.com/venusfallen] He's an extremely talented artist who deserves your support, so go check out his other works!

[–]Takeshiii 1 point2 points ago

Here's a direct link to the store: http://vf.merchnow.com/products/145569

[–]logicalenglishman 0 points1 point ago

Whereas bacon gives me a Lardon...

[–]BR5497 0 points1 point ago

I believe the original says 'particle physics gives me a hadron'

Because I have the T-shirt

[–]FoamBornNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I highly doubt that.

[–]SLeazyPolarBear 1 point2 points ago

and just in case you though r/atheism wasn't a cirlcejerk ...... heres one to remind you.

[–]killlilt -1 points0 points ago

Can anyone make a Facebook cover photo out of this? that would be awesome!

[–]mrscienceguy1 1 point2 points ago

I hate that shitty science puns have suddenly gotten popular because of The Big Bang Theory.

Please stop it, making another tired joke about Schrödinger's cat just makes you look fucking obnoxious.

[–]AlmostARockstar -1 points0 points ago

Hey OP, where's the source of this? I want this on a t-shirt

[–]FoamBornNarwhal 1 point2 points ago

Venus Fallen. It originally was a shirt. I posted this link a few days back, but of course went unnoticed.

[–]RedditumYumYum 0 points1 point ago

Science gives me a dyslexia

[–]FoamBornNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Funny... I posted something similar the other day and no one saw it. How this deals with atheism, I don't know, but if you would like to buy this in shirt form from it's OP, meet Venus Fallen.

[–]eatsoup 0 points1 point ago

My friend was wearing that shirt last night! What a small world. I asked him about it and he said it was some local clothing company (not in our state) he wanted to support. I can't find it online. Anyone got a link to this companies website?

[–]Tresrusse 0 points1 point ago

This sign hangs on my old physics teacher's wall. It was very amusing in high school.

[–]Socoral 0 points1 point ago

As an Atheist, I approve of all things science....

and Hadrons especially.

[–]Offbeat_Blitz 0 points1 point ago

Nothing to do with Atheism.

However, the first time I read "Large Hadron Collider" I thought two dudes with huge dicks were ramming their johns together for science.

For some reason, I like it better that way.

[–]esosa233 0 points1 point ago

Where can I buy a poster of this so I can stick It on my face.

[–]jayblue42 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know if there are t-shirts of this?

[–]goldenperfect 0 points1 point ago

Misha Mansoor of Bulb and Periphery was wearing a shirt with this picture on it during his Periphery show in Detroit. I love that man.

[–]gabriot 0 points1 point ago

Brave Level: SO

[–]eric1589 0 points1 point ago

Id wear that shirt everywhere.

[–]SloanStrife 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make this into a t-shirt.

[–]SaucyKing 0 points1 point ago

I love Reddit atheists. You guys think you're super-intelligent metahumans just because you don't believe in a higher power.

Science has nothing to do with atheism, no matter how much you want it to. Being an atheist doesn't make you smart. Fuck off.

[–]DeadpanRiot -2 points-1 points ago

My shirt of this just came today! Weird!

[–]Relevant_Sub_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

[–]IAmaBillNyeKindaGuy -2 points-1 points ago

Science Rules.

[–]Hadron -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, please!

[–]Careless_Con -1 points0 points ago

One internet point to anyone who can come up with a good anagram of "large hadron collider" to connect it to religion.

[–]Afner -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was going to say boner, but this is probably more clever.

[–]misterfanwank -2 points-1 points ago

Does looking at this image cause anyone else to hear a loud klaxon sound in their head?

[–]addboy -3 points-2 points ago

Literally, it's called Viagra!

[–]Amelius 0 points1 point ago

Nevertheless, Christianity still exists. Hadrons were probably discovered by a Christian. God be praised!

Another attempt to defeat a strawman, by the intellectual weakings of r/atheism! Another VICTORY!

What a circlejerk. What a waste of time. There will be batting cages in heaven.

[–]xTheOOBx -1 points0 points ago

I get it, it's a pun. It sounds like "Science gives me a hard on"...like an erection.

[–]Hansarn -3 points-2 points ago

No shit.

[–]DavanGranata -5 points-4 points ago

LIKE MY STATSSSSS IF U LUV JAZUZ!!!!!!!!

[–]zekesonxx -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck off.

[–]DavanGranata -2 points-1 points ago

fuk yo nigga azz shittttt izz goin bakz 2 facbok

[–]DyslexicPuppy -2 points-1 points ago

da engrish? you speak it?

[–]I_tinerant -4 points-3 points ago

Collider? I barely even know'er, amiright?

[–]HaroldGoldfarb -2 points-1 points ago

Haven't you heard?? The large hard-on collider turns big hoes on!!

[–]rstyknf 0 points1 point ago

That took me a while

[–]zekesonxx -1 points0 points ago

I think you need some Atom-vil!

[–]Plavonica -2 points-1 points ago

But does it collide with anything?

[–]_Search_ -2 points-1 points ago

Could read from thumbnail. Clicked anyways.

[–]CHECKYOURPRIVILEGE 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bhang657 -2 points-1 points ago

You have to be a complete techdork to think this is funny, i did, im just sayin'

[–]er0k13 -4 points-3 points ago

Your bosons give me a hadron;-)

[–]zerosandwiches -4 points-3 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]SuperBeast4721 -1 points0 points ago

The hadron collider. Sounds like hard on.

[–]zerosandwiches -1 points0 points ago

I know. It was a joke.

[–]dabockster -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]RAPECLUS7 0 points1 point ago

...well then.

[–]zekesonxx 0 points1 point ago

I know I'm going to regret it, what did he say?