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[–]momsydjuse 738 points739 points ago

Each time I watch it I pick someone else out and watch them lol

[–]Limitedcomments 400 points401 points ago

My favourite is the driver.

[–]Silverbullets 290 points291 points ago

The pink bikini girl, she just eats it I think 3 times

[–]IinventedGoogle 133 points134 points ago

I am pretty sure she's knocked out by the seat, then she's just limply being thrown around. Okay, now I have to go watch it some more.

[–]Journalisto 71 points72 points ago

Yeah, she seems pretty unconscious by the time she winds up on her back.

[–]calicojones 270 points271 points ago

..then jesus takes a feel.

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 44 points45 points ago

Dat feel.

[–]JTyler82 13 points14 points ago

Giggity

[–]fhi08 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro

[–]HadManySons 45 points46 points ago

She's pretty much brain dead by the end of this

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 28 points29 points ago

And likely has no teeth left.

[–]skyman724 46 points47 points ago

So if this were a boatful of hockey players.........would anyone have been damaged?

[–]Lexquire 90 points91 points ago

That boat would be fucked.

[–]Stoogith 2 points3 points ago

The woman in the yellow gets a smack in the chin by the board and tries to move her jaw a bit before sliding along the side.

[–]Eremitt 6 points7 points ago

Look at the guy in the blue? Back right. His jaw is FUCKED.

[–]jake5808 18 points19 points ago

Actually nobody had any major injuries or anything just a few minor cuts and scrapes it was at Lake Of the Ozark in Missouri

[–]fnork 37 points38 points ago

[citation needed]

[–]heads_tails_hails 9 points10 points ago

Damn you people and your facts.

[–]IWantSpaceships 141 points142 points ago

My favorite is the sunglasses.

[–]gloomdoom 33 points34 points ago

Sunglasses stole the show.

[–]DoucheAsaurus_ 3 points4 points ago

"Fuck this, I'm outta here."

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 34 points35 points ago

"Deal with it"

[–]imlost19 8 points9 points ago

ok reddit, this is what we need: Reverse the gif, then add 'deal with it' as the sunglasses fly back on the guys face. GO!
edit: aww just watched it again and the guys glasses don't fall off :( still the idea might work

[–]tylaughter 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this.

[–]mkcomply 49 points50 points ago

Nap time, guys! I'm out!

[–]Foxhound199 66 points67 points ago

I'm not convinced the driver isn't a mannequin.

[–]rarely_coherent 26 points27 points ago

The driver was just trying to bring planking back.

[–]tog20 30 points31 points ago

"Oh look, a wave!"

Aaaaand he's gone.

[–]arspec 16 points17 points ago

I laughed everytime

[–]madktdisease 3 points4 points ago

like dis if u laugh evrytim

[–]RiseAgainst826 3 points4 points ago

Yellow bikini girl, she gets her face washed off by the sea out of nowhere which i find hilarious.

[–]Msteen 5 points6 points ago

He does a good Tobuscus impression

[–]OKImHere 7 points8 points ago

I like the guy in white in the back seat. He smacks his face, pauses like "Oh damn, that hurt," and immediately smacks his face again.

[–]GeneralBS 4 points5 points ago

Just noticed that he pulls the throttles back as he starts to plank. Then the girl in yellow bends the shit outta them at the end.

[–]sgt_pooperscooper 0 points1 point ago

lol, ytmnd

[–]billowred 1 point2 points ago

I just shit my pants! Ahaha!

[–]dis_is_da_erfh 4 points5 points ago

In this order pink bikini girl, girl to her side, then driver, continue to watch driver and be amazed at how he seems poker face the whole time, start to laugh.

[–]TheAmericanDiablo 182 points183 points ago

The way the captain drops to the deck is priceless.

[–]gloomdoom 59 points60 points ago

Down like a sack of potatoes.

[–]JH_92 3 points4 points ago

He's there, and then he's just gone. It's like he just all of the sudden went unconscious at the wheel.

[–]JobieWan_Kenobi 54 points55 points ago

The driver goes down so hard it almost looks like he was bailing out before it got shitty. "this is about to suck, going to lay down for a bit"

[–]ShoesDontFit 261 points262 points ago

The driver is just like "fuck you guys, I'm going to sleep."

[–]OrionFOTL 112 points113 points ago

[–]Doxin 27 points28 points ago

[–]MateriaLLo 12 points13 points ago

Holy shit, that was unexpected.

[–]Jrook 2 points3 points ago

Would have been better if "cant deal with it" when the glasses flew

Also they're the woman's glasses... not sure if you realize that

[–]OrionFOTL 2 points3 points ago

Good suggestion!

[–]MadMageMC 84 points85 points ago

"NARCOLEPTICS UNIzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

[–]Bridgemaster11 50 points51 points ago

Rage quit?

[–]Exodus2011 3 points4 points ago

Surprise naptime, fuck sunglasses.

[–]Tnigs3 328 points329 points ago

Not a single titty shot. Amazing

[–]wolfvision 72 points73 points ago

Unfortunate.

[–]Lupinefiasco 28 points29 points ago

When I saw the original post marked NSFW, I thought one of the girls' bikinis was going to fly off halfway through. Needless to say I was disappointed.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 5 points6 points ago

They must be some high quality bikinis.

[–]martinbishop 4 points5 points ago

Those titties gonna be bruised now.

[–]NJDevils30 184 points185 points ago

I think it would be a bit better with the text "PARTY HARD" flashing along the top.

[–]ARS_ 216 points217 points ago

[–]elRinbo 4 points5 points ago

now it just needs an Andrew W.K. song and it'll be perfect.

[–]elRinbo 3 points4 points ago

ROFL!! you have done a noble service to humanity!

[–]quick_loris 2 points3 points ago

hilarious. This deserves more

[–]chrom_ed 2 points3 points ago

Yes. Yes it is. Oh god yes.

[–]diarrh3a69 13 points14 points ago

Internet purists will tell you a true "PARTY HARD" is always 2 frames.

[–]one_for_my_husband 8 points9 points ago

I wish I knew how to make this happen.

[–]Angry_Falcon 16 points17 points ago

This is the best I could do. http://postimage.org/image/r775wb1kb/

[–]nate81 5 points6 points ago

I wish you did also.

[–]spermbjorg 268 points269 points ago

looks like the tide..sunglasses fall into water..is turning

[–]thisischuck01 30 points31 points ago

If you watch carefully, you'll notice the sunglasses don't actually fall into the water. They fly off her face, hit the side of the boat, and then bounce back into the boat.

[–]cntrstrk14 26 points27 points ago

I don't think they bounce. I think the sunglasses are flying at a constant speed and the wake causes the boat to rock violently, causing the boat (and camera) to move quickly but the sunglasses are moving at a constant once leaving the girl's head. They look to be falling to the left, but they are actually moving to the right. The boat is just moving faster than them at first... and then it isn't. Their path is like a U.

[–]JPark19 13 points14 points ago

Someone check the math on this.

[–]I_am_the_legit_Rmony 55 points56 points ago

I wont let his comment be dictated by 'fact chekers'.

[–]iLurk_4ever 3 points4 points ago

Nope, the womans sunglasses fall in the water, but the ones that come flying belong to the driver. She's wearing aviator looking ones, and the ones flying about definitely are not aviators.

[–]ryanEnigma 3 points4 points ago

Nope, if the glasses flying are from the driver, they had to of teleported, because they are behind the females as they fly across screen. At first I thought the drivers glasses were on the chrome bar on the bottom right of the screen (see image). Both those glasses are there before he slams into the ground. The woman's glasses do appear to leave the boat. If you look at the guy in white behind everyone you will notice he is wearing almost identical sunglasses as the driver, and at the time of the crash he is no longer located in the middle of the boat, but to the far left (our right) and at 1:39 in the video he no longer has glasses image and the glasses flying through the air are only about 2 feet or .6 meters from his face. Which leads me to believe that the glasses flying across the screen are from the passenger in the back.

and of course original video

[–]skatedaddy 41 points42 points ago

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]Thedrass 4 points5 points ago

[–]Smoot178 46 points47 points ago

Video?

[–]jkr801 43 points44 points ago

couldn't help from chuckling at the dubstep version ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0AutlHVKY

[–]negative_mancy 17 points18 points ago

On the front page.

[–]lordicarus 41 points42 points ago

As is usually the case with gifs, the video is so much better.

[–]Taron221 25 points26 points ago

I don't know I kind of thought the gif was kind of funny while the video was more serious...I just like the soundless expressionless dolphin jump of the driver in the gif.

[–]lordicarus 6 points7 points ago

The thing that got me in the video is seeing them puttering along. Then they get all serious and to their battle stations when the driver clearly tells them they are about to floor it... Aaaaaaaand he's gone.

[–]SgtBaxter 3 points4 points ago

And as is the case with the video, someone edits and makes it even better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SisInwIUo9o&feature=p%C2%ADlayer_embedded

[–]Zebidee 10 points11 points ago

Fucking hell - watching that newscast was like reading a Stephen King novel.

Is that lake on some sort of ancient Indian burial ground??

EDIT: Oh fuck me... Indian Burial Cave/Big Mouth Cave @ Lake of Ozrks

[–]xavierpicard 8 points9 points ago

Fuck, you can hear the bonk of someones head at 1:37.

[–]RWork 5 points6 points ago

I watched the "What is love" version. Saw your comment..

And now all I can hear is the scout "Oh that's a skull fracture for sure"..

I can't stop giggling at it.

The scene plays out like this: "What is love, Baby don't hurt me...

Face smashes boat side

Don't hurt me...

Flies around ..

no more.."

Scout "Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure"

[–]ronaldraygun91 8 points9 points ago

Holy shit thanks, that made me feel bad for laughing so much

[–]norkotah 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit, the rest of that video is WAY worse. Guy hits tree=dead. Parents convicted of 2nd degree murder for beating son to death. Missouri is depressing.

[–]fistman 4 points5 points ago

What idiot sees a large wake, and guns it? Was he trying to get some air?

[–]gloomdoom 4 points5 points ago

To really appreciate the beauty of this video, you have to watch it once for each passenger just to see the individual damage each person endures.

[–]one_for_my_husband 3 points4 points ago

But seriously that news was so tragic I'm still laughing confusedly.

I don't watch much tv.

[–]tylaughter 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else listen to this news cast? Some depression stuff in those parts. I'll just avoid those areas.

[–]blood_fart 2 points3 points ago

That's what happens when you give electricity, running water and disposable income to Ozark Hillbilly's.

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 17 points18 points ago

Schadenfreude is at max level right now; I can't stop laughing at this.

[–]Nicole32 64 points65 points ago

I can't quit watching it

[–]CavemanStu 150 points151 points ago

I think they are just listening to dubstep

[–]damontoo 7 points8 points ago

That song "Sail" would be appropriate.

[–]ZiggytheBagman 9 points10 points ago

Lost my cereal.

[–]RoflCopter726 25 points26 points ago

I think you left it here.

[–]DerelictDiety 41 points42 points ago

Jesus is my co-pilot... and he's fucking hammered!

EDIT: Also, this is my new favorite gif of all time. Thank you.

[–]Sparkvoltage 26 points27 points ago

That dude has no idea how lucky he is that his sun glasses are safe.

[–]celticfan008 68 points69 points ago

Please for the love of god make an "Abandon Thread" out of this. PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEEE

[–]AnalSalt 26 points27 points ago

It's amazing how many stories a single gif can tell.

[–]Sb1187 7 points8 points ago

Im super impressed the driver's sunglasses bounce around but stay in the boat.

[–]hunterbass 31 points32 points ago

As absolutely hilarious as this is, it makes me cringe. I bass fish. Bass boats top out at about 70-75. When your on plane, only about a foot of the boat is in the water. If you are a careful driver and slow down when you hit waves you'll never have an accident. But I have been with some real dipshits. I've been in the boat with guys going 70 through fog and waves. It's the most scared I have ever been. But far worse than bass fisherman are people like this. I have a couple scary stories about bass boats. I have hundreds about wake boarding and boats like this. I'm surprised this shit doesn't happen every single day on every lake. Ive had boats pass me fishing by less than 10 feet going full throttle. I've seen two wake boarding boats going straight at each other full clip and right at the last second one guy looked up missing the other boat like in top gun. The other guy didn't even notice, never changed his coarse.

tldr- I'd say let natural selection take it's course with these dipshits but their irresponsiblity ends with innocent careful boaters getting hurt

[–]zublits 13 points14 points ago

I've seen some absolutely retarded shit on the lake too. That's why I'm all for mandatory boat safety courses and boat licensing.

[–]CirdanValen 5 points6 points ago

bass boats

So they WERE listening to dubstep!

[–]willybiggs2000 14 points15 points ago

and just in time for labor day weekend! Lake Lewisville Tx please nobody die this year

[–]rugabug 14 points15 points ago

Do you actually expect people on Lake Lewisville to not get fucking hammered and then drown?

Hasn't it been like 8 people dead this year?

[–]Phallic 0 points1 point ago

8 in a year on one lake! That's insane!

[–]leahconstantine 11 points12 points ago

My plans too! Hey-oh. edit: my plans are not for death.

[–]hookeslaw 13 points14 points ago

If you look at his right hand, it seems like he cranks the wheel over as he falls, probably causing the boat to turn violently. The initial fall was probably caused by hitting a wave at a strange angle, and probably being drunk since he fell over like he was unconscious.

[–]Baxlax 11 points12 points ago

I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

[–]SilentTheTyrant 4 points5 points ago

It's cool how the sunglasses are off the boat then go back on the boat. I watched this for literally like 5 minutes laughing.

[–]Umbanda 4 points5 points ago

[–]slayvelabor 11 points12 points ago

i think the trio of guys in the back got it worst, it looks like they are trying to syncronize break boards with their heads

[–]zuchiezuch 5 points6 points ago

Ahhhh there went the sunglasses.....

[–]HonkyDonky 5 points6 points ago

actually i think they bounced back in.

[–]Brutis9 7 points8 points ago

I actually laughed out loud...

[–]bamsgirl 3 points4 points ago

Seriously just laughed until I cried for like 20 minutes! Best GIF ever!

[–]FrostByt 3 points4 points ago

Slam dancing?

[–]Freecandyhere 3 points4 points ago

Jesus, you're drunk

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[–]Chaos_Factor 3 points4 points ago

Every time I try to focus on a different person, I immediately look right at the sunglasses.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 1 point2 points ago

I hate you

[–]LordOfTheNorth 3 points4 points ago

A victory for bikini tops. Not 1 nip-slip.FFS

[–]vahntitrio 2 points3 points ago

This is what happens when you don't pay attention to the various wakes other boats have left on the water.

Also, you are an asshole if you are irresponsible with the wake your boat produces. #1 on this list are wake surfers. Damned near every other vessel on that body of water is not going to handle your 3+ foot wake you are intentionally kicking up all the way across the lake. Now get some wake interference from another boat and you are looking at swells that would come over the bow of even the largest vessel you could possibly launch on that water.

[–]patsnsox 3 points4 points ago

The guy in back on the floor probably got the least injured because he used the other guys as pillows. Lol

[–]GeneralMillsI 1 point2 points ago

The sunglasses flying across get me every time

[–]Doghten2 1 point2 points ago

I love seeing the sunglasses just fly.

[–]neozeed 18 points19 points ago

no belts, no vests, no problem!

[–]JBurrows_ 38 points39 points ago

No boat I've ever been in has had belts.

[–]DarylHannahMontana 47 points48 points ago

Yeah, it's for safety reasons. If the boat starts going down, you have better chances of survival if you're not attached to it.

[–]JCamx 10 points11 points ago

You technically don't have to be wearing a vest the whole time you're on a boat. There just has to be the same amount of vests and people on the boat.

[–]MultiMegaGus 4 points5 points ago

I think the girl in the pink bikini had the worst experience...I almost feel sorry for her....

[–]badphish94 5 points6 points ago

Really? Don't even give it an hour or two to get off the front page. Just repost that shit.

[–]Faloopa 6 points7 points ago

The girl in pink slams her face into the seat pretty hard!

[–]Stooooopido 5 points6 points ago

I like the way the boobies jiggled!

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

Will be used in lawsuit.

[–]intensitytc 2 points3 points ago

That was fucking awesome

[–]midnightsweetie 2 points3 points ago

Jesus Relax guys, I got this... JOYRIDE MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!

[–]trish80s_4_life 2 points3 points ago

The girl in the pink bikini got the worst of it. Looks like she's cleaning the boat with her hair.

[–]gradivus22 2 points3 points ago

If you cant read the water at the speed you are going, you are going too fast.

[–]cinghialino 2 points3 points ago

looks like the sunglasses stayed inside the boat.

[–]bkauf7 2 points3 points ago

boomerang sunglasses

[–]PhotoshopMogul 2 points3 points ago

This was actually just posted...

[–]dirty_vegas31 0 points1 point ago

LOL Nice driving, bro.

[–]jdog90000 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry guys I'll be back in 3 days with help!!

[–]Professor_Kush 0 points1 point ago

Why does the chick in yellow have 2 pairs of sunglasses?

[–]kentamari 0 points1 point ago

thank you for posting this. i've had a really bad week and watching that gave me a good laugh and really made me feel better.

[–]matlick 2 points3 points ago

Well, he wasn't wearing his safety wristband ignition cut-off switch

[–]flavorjunction 3 points4 points ago

That guy got them girls pretty wet.

[–]thesimpletoncomplex 0 points1 point ago

and not a single life jacket was worn that day

[–]Shitballs1 0 points1 point ago

those sunglasses are goners

[–]meancommentredditor 0 points1 point ago

he's down for the count! Bob... Bob!!!! Bob are you OK!!!!

[–]DrDisgusto 0 points1 point ago

Losing the sunglasses were really the only tragedy here.

[–]vinceredd 0 points1 point ago

I'm a little uncomfortable with how much I enjoyed this.

[–]shouldhaveknowbetter 2 points3 points ago

this is the best GIF ever!

[–]TangerinePanther 2 points3 points ago

I bought a pair of nice polarized shades...AAAAND THEY'RE GONE

[–]wallypop123 2 points3 points ago

This is now my favorite gif of all time.

[–]lenchmob 0 points1 point ago

It upsets me to know the repost titled, 'i whip my hair back and forth' is higher in the food chain

[–]honglath 2 points3 points ago

Why WTF? This is 'funny' material, pure and simple.

[–]Drkill999 2 points3 points ago

what if i told you the sunglasses that fling around arent the captains....

[–]Siex 0 points1 point ago

lol i love the bitch in the yellow top... first she loses her glasses, then she goes blind from a jet stream of water the flushes her eye sockets out

[–]Raikunoso 4 points5 points ago

Isn't this more /r/funny worthy?

[–]Evermore707 4 points5 points ago

All aboard the douchbag express.

[–]Bskim 0 points1 point ago

FUS RO DA! FUS RO DA!

[–]bigmosk56 2 points3 points ago

Okay - so I thought after the first about 50 times I watched this it would stop being funny, I was wrong.

[–]0311 0 points1 point ago

...I feel like I've seen this somewhere before. Like...the front page. With a different title.

[–]suckindiesel 2 points3 points ago

I like the bit where they all died from brain damage.

[–]mickeeblack 2 points3 points ago

All that shaking, and no boobies fall out?! What sort of sorcery is this?!

[–]jackedup388 1 point2 points ago

damnit jesus! where did you get your motorboat license

[–]Silverbullets 1 point2 points ago

Mobile moshpit!!!

[–]_Gingy 1 point2 points ago

Guy in the blue shirt is the only one left sitting.

[–]msliscool 0 points1 point ago

is there an original vid to this?

[–]Msteen 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Tobuscus haha, Toby out !

[–]lewkiss 1 point2 points ago

I like how it looks like the sunglasses boomerang back and smash pink bikini's face into the side.

[–]jaka_juka 0 points1 point ago

the driver knows shits going down and hits the deck ASAP

[–]gloomdoom 2 points3 points ago

I don't think that was him 'hitting the deck.' I think that was the deck hitting him.

[–]Zep_0013 0 points1 point ago

Jesus must be drunk too!

[–]abledanger -1 points0 points ago

So why was there a camera there in the first place?

[–]Pyrarson -1 points0 points ago

When I first saw the title I thought it was a request for Jesus.

[–]madmanmunt -2 points-1 points ago

Group headbutt GO

[–]Chris_B -1 points0 points ago

At least he didn't lose his sunglasses.

[–]TheMediumPanda -1 points0 points ago

Love how the guy at the helm is just gone.

[–]Holtonmusicman -1 points0 points ago

More funny every time!

[–]ifartedhaha -1 points0 points ago

damned that bald guy ate it hard

[–]vuzo -1 points0 points ago

This was right after the original video post and when I saw this I laughed even harder.

[–]yudhamica17 -1 points0 points ago

I could not stop laughing

[–]DaftMauS 1 point2 points ago

The driver is the best thing I think I've ever seen.

[–]qwantry 0 points1 point ago

what exactly happened? does anyone know?

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

Jesus needs to go back to driver's ed.

[–]America_Owns -1 points0 points ago

Happy ending: The girl in the striped bikini didn't lose her sunglasses overboard.

[–]CagaElAguila 0 points1 point ago

My question is how many people were in the back, lol looks like alot but there all compressed together. Edit: 4, watch those 2 dudes in the back, there heads hit the window/seal 2 times pretty hard