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[–]lefler8 209 points210 points ago

2005 - Batman Begins

2005 - Elected to US Senate...

[–]longtimeisland[S] 67 points68 points ago

This makes it better.

[–]Jsinmyah 40 points41 points ago

Na na na na na na na na black man!

[–]sniffles_snort 30 points31 points ago

Wins 2012 by defeating Bain

[–]mad_maxx17 -2 points-1 points ago

*Bane

[–]r00dyp00 2 points3 points ago

Nope, *Bain.

[–]Wheresalltherumgone 5 points6 points ago

This post reminds me of this. Which caused much laughter.

[–]jb2386 10 points11 points ago

So I guess that makes his "there are no red states or blue states" speech to the DNC in 2004 to be "Batman Begins"?

[–]Tonytarium 1 point2 points ago

Elected to senate

[–]Thaledan 10 points11 points ago

First Human in space - 1961

Obama is born - 1961


The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - 1982

Obama turns 21 - 1982


I think I might be getting carried away.....

[–]BenCelotil 3 points4 points ago

"Dey-shey bah-sur-rah, dey-shey bah-sur-rah, dey-shey bah-sur-rah, dey-shey bah-sur-rah..."

[–]fregu149 1 point2 points ago

Everyday on Reddit: "OMG OBAMA IS SO KEWL!"

Every...fucking...day... You know USA, the people of the world hates you.

[–]orcadus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bresdin 0 points1 point ago

And you know what, We could blow up the rest of the world!

[–]MisterGumbee 1 point2 points ago

It drives me up a fucking wall, too. And I'm American! I can't wait till he's out of office in January.

[–]Yosoydewalmart -1 points0 points ago

trillion time repost

[–]TemporaryShadow 5 points6 points ago

There's a button for that, sir.

[–]Adonej 0 points1 point ago

It only counts if his back gets broken and he becomes a hermit (not in that order).

[–]JBu92 -1 points0 points ago

Except the dark knight series is about the Bush administration... Very interesting correlation, though.

[–]pcmac 0 points1 point ago

It's not "about" the Bush administration just because it deals with issues like terrorism and the state of exception. Especially considering terror affected a lot of countries, and Bush tried to push the idea of an indefinite, permanent 9/11-scale threat (p much the opposite of the moral of the story)

[–]JBu92 0 points1 point ago

idk, I've seen people explaining like HOW it's allegory for the bush administration.
standard disclaimer- I dun been drinking tonight, so... yeah.

[–]seembees 0 points1 point ago

It's strange because after the dark knight came out there was an article talking about the similarities between Batman and president bush.

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[–]Caramel_Chew_Chew 6 points7 points ago

Stop it. Jesus Christ.

[–]Nivlac024 25 points26 points ago

so much newfaggotry

[–]cloudofawesome -4 points-3 points ago

Because he's the president America deserves.

[–]Pixeleyes 6 points7 points ago

There's a good chance you've misunderstood that quote.

[–]PirateLordBush 0 points1 point ago

do explain.

[–]Devon64327 0 points1 point ago

That speech has never made sense to me anyways.

[–]PachoWumbo 2 points3 points ago

uuuh, but not the one it needs right now? Yeah, you either just decided to put a random quote from the movie in or didn't get it.

[–]I_give_karma_to_men -3 points-2 points ago

That would make him Harvey Dent. I don't think we want a guy who ends up killing people based on coin flips for president.

[–]FarmFreshDX -4 points-3 points ago

...This is clever?

[–]Otiac -5 points-4 points ago

Obama has done some things wrong.

[–]Dr_Adopted 1 point2 points ago

Not the point, man.

[–]Otiac 1 point2 points ago

I just wanted to see how many downvotes I'd get for trying to say that he's not immaculate.

[–]gr3n3gsnsam 0 points1 point ago

Trilogy

[–]FuTRoN -2 points-1 points ago

thats amazing

[–]wolfik92[!] -2 points-1 points ago

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W -2 points-1 points ago

Obama's face makes the post.

[–]thedosequisman -1 points0 points ago

also there should be some sort of connection with Bane

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[–]ihatewil 10 points11 points ago

You are going to have to get used to a liberal internet.

The majority of people on English speaking sites are from the Western World (North America, Australia, UK, Ireland, and of course all the countries of mainland Europe with English as their second language).

This is why the Internet appears liberal to you, because it is. The majority of the western world is liberal. You are going to have to comes to terms with that perhaps in the United States you have equal footing, globally you do not.

You are going to struggle on the internet if everytime you read a liberal comment it annoys you. Get used to it, or go find websites that are catered to conservative views only. As website that are open for all, are obviously going to be majority liberal by default.

[–]MEGUSTA132 -3 points-2 points ago

Laughed my ass off reading that.