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[–]Turning_Test_Fail 50 points51 points ago

Awwwww! It's kinda cute!

For those who want to know, it's a manul cat, commonly found in grasslands and montane steppe of Central Asia.

[–]superhope 7 points8 points ago

A.K.A. Pallas Cat

[–]TheAlaskanBullworm 8 points9 points ago

Thanks a million.

[–]MustachioedMan 3 points4 points ago

Bam, information coming at you. Educational!

[–]NormaStits 1 point2 points ago

Awwwww! It's kinda cute!

For those who want to know, it's a manul cat, commonly found in the Hinterlands and Burning steppes of Central Asia.

FTFY

[–]BudSticky 20 points21 points ago

This is the face I make when I realize my subtle fart was actually a shart.

[–]MMD86 1 point2 points ago

"HEY, MMD86!"

"Yeah?"

"Are you sleeping?"

Every. Fucking. Time.

[–]alarumba 0 points1 point ago

Knocking at my door

Dude - "Hey, are you there man?"

I ignore

more knocking "You there man?!"

Me - "Yeah yeah, wait a sec"

put pants on. Open door

Me - "What?"

Dude - "Aw hey man. Whatchu up to?"

Fuck I'm glad I don't live in that flat anymore.

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 6 points7 points ago

That's the look on my face when my name is called, for any reason, day or night. It confuses people and they usually say they forgot what they wanted.

[–]XxrockgirlxX 2 points3 points ago

I always have that one friend that wakes me up in the morning "just cause" would be their excuse.... Do you have a death wish?

[–]EquinsuOcha 2 points3 points ago

Slimy... yet satisfying.

[–]johnbyebye 0 points1 point ago

What was it doing to make this face? Lol.

[–]skyline_kid[S] 2 points3 points ago

Trying to squeeze out a fart.

[–]iznotbutterz 1 point2 points ago

I LOVE THAT CAT. Too bad I have germs and no money so I can never ever get one.

[–]Grungir 12 points13 points ago

Don't feel left out, no one else has one either. They aren't domesticated at all.

[–]wrathful_pinecone 0 points1 point ago

I just always look like that when I wake up.

[–]UncleTogie 1 point2 points ago

My nieces and nephew agree. This is not only my "morning face", but also the look I give them when they ask weird questions.

[–]anne_frank_porno 1 point2 points ago

My cat sleeps next to me at night, and I tend to move around a lot in my sleep. Sometimes I kick him accidentally or bump into him, waking him up and he'll let out a weird noise which wakes me up.

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

Wake up a human for no reason -> Pissy mood.

Wake up a cat for no reason -> Great mood.

[–]WildeCat96 0 points1 point ago

You haven't met my cat. He actually groans and rolls over.

[–]SarcasticEmbodyment 0 points1 point ago

Parents on weekends.

[–]Arkhampatient 0 points1 point ago

Kitty got into it's owners ecstasy

[–]Desdon 0 points1 point ago

As the only one working maintenance in a hotel being on call 24/7 I can relate. There's times I get phone calls so late at night about something SIMPLE my face can match this at times.

[–]Friedumb 0 points1 point ago

There is no right side of the bed with you.

[–]myfairkt 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't expecting that picture. I can't stop laughing! Nicely done, skyline.

Edit: I saved this as "best fucking picture ever" on my laptop. Makes me cry laughing every time I look at it.

[–]serenchi 1 point2 points ago

[–]Okhranka 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe I still remember this.

[–]batrobin 0 points1 point ago

Hey, dude, HEY! Are you asleep?

[–]grandmasterkif 0 points1 point ago

[–]malarchist 0 points1 point ago

Thats my face every morning around 4 when my husband half shouts "Go deal with your cat" who's annoyingly howling to go outside.... why not put him out at night? Cause then he'll sit outside the door at 4am and want in. My cat is an asshole.

[–]beefixit 1 point2 points ago

She looks eerily similar to Honey Boo-Boo's mom

[–]ObliviousAmbiguity 0 points1 point ago

"The next 4 hours after eating popcorn"

[–]blix797 1 point2 points ago

He's practicing for an upcoming audition in the next dreamworks movie

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 0 points1 point ago

Yep. That's my wife's "O" face.

[–]bzeurunkl 0 points1 point ago

Is that the "ermagherd" cat?

[–]Cyphafrost 0 points1 point ago

Now let's see a picture of them when they wake you up for no reason! Wait, there's nothing left.

[–]RevWaldo 0 points1 point ago

Hello, sir? You have a Do Not Disturb sign on your door. When did you want your room cleaned?

[–]Corom 0 points1 point ago

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Theres a guy getting a purple heart from the president for almost dying in Iraq but we give this more upvotes... what a world

[–]secularphilosopher 0 points1 point ago

Honey wake up, teach me how to use the television.

[–]Givants 0 points1 point ago

You look like a cat.

[–]spTharvalt 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I think I look like that anytime I've woken up.

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 0 points1 point ago

I doubt that you look like that when someone wakes you up for no reason

[–]torop -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHA just as funny as it last time I saw it posted

[–]theawesomebla 0 points1 point ago

That's amazing that you can morph into a cat every time you're woken up. That's called talent.

[–]Zombie-a-thon 0 points1 point ago

This is how I look when sOmeone says something I don't understand....

[–]Pola06 0 points1 point ago

SNARF SNARF!

[–]RobertJay92 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it.

[–]Argion21 1 point2 points ago

somehow it reminds me of the badger from "The Fox and the Hound"

[–]masterboat 0 points1 point ago

ABSOLUTELY. Exactly what I thought.

[–]darkjedi1993 0 points1 point ago

Never go full retard. The after-effects can be devastating.

[–]moohopala 1 point2 points ago

Hilarious! I wish I could upvote this 100 times.

[–]thecircusdweller 0 points1 point ago

I see an animal. Must upvote immediately.

[–]avantex -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one around here that doesn't take people waking me up as a life or death situation?

[–]Maxxonry 3 points4 points ago

Yes.

[–]OBLITERATED_ANUS 6 points7 points ago

I absolutely HATE being woken up, let alone for no reason, and it's not even me that hates it, I'm angry and pissed off before my conscious rational mind kicks in (I am not a morning person either). I have had entire swearing matches with my parents after they tried to wake me up for stupid reasons, whilst asleep, and then when I find out about what I did when I'm awake later on, I just get 'well that's a convenient excuse isn't it OBLITERATED_ANUS'.

[–]crithosceleg 1 point2 points ago

Same. When I'm not fully awake, I'm apparently a nightmare of a person if you try to rouse me.

[–]Xtravity -2 points-1 points ago

www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs would be a cool place. but its not really a gif so yeah.