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Gaben Has Begun Programming Half-Life 3 [PROOF] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]space_zombie 41 points42 points ago

Don Vito?

[–]SirLlama 5 points6 points ago

Sure is! Too bad about his legal problems though :(

[–]JewBoySandler 4 points5 points ago

Oh god what'd he do this time?

[–]space_zombie 11 points12 points ago

Something about groping a minor girl at a meet & greet type function. I think he's actually in jail for it (or was), and is no longer allowed to portray the "Don Vito" character in public.

[–]JewBoySandler 4 points5 points ago

Aw:/ I loved watching him eat pancakes and syrup in bed though.

[–]space_zombie 2 points3 points ago

He was crude as hell, but sometimes he could be damn funny.

[–]Pheeshy 0 points1 point ago

It was actually here in Colorado at a mall I use to work at, the Colorado Mills.

[–]Sanitary_Lumpkin 0 points1 point ago

But did he do it?

[–]space_zombie 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, he did, but his defense was that he was playing the character of "Don Vito".

[–]ShadedTrow 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Blind Guy Mcsqueezy.

[–]wedgewood_perfectos 1 point2 points ago

hey man what the fuck happened to the magic shop?

[–]Pheeshy 1 point2 points ago

At the mall?

[–]wedgewood_perfectos 0 points1 point ago

yes.

[–]Pheeshy 1 point2 points ago

I honestly didn't even know there was one. I worked at Johnny Rockets in high school and then at the ski/snowboard shop in Sports Authority a few years ago but I never remember seeing a magic shop.

[–]Ninigi 1 point2 points ago

I heard the shop just vanished... it was really mysterious...

[–]SirLlama 2 points3 points ago

Having to register as a sex offender back in 07 and having to serve 10 years probation.

[–]Thundahcaxzd 0 points1 point ago

he diddled some kids

[–]Philip-MySpank-Banks 9 points10 points ago

Veal scaloppini overload

[–]mikey98223 7 points8 points ago

I don't think Gaben has a lazy eye.

[–]Geoffbot 11 points12 points ago

Or a super infected toe nail.

[–]Scotty2cky 1 point2 points ago

Or a ton of skin tags.

[–]bo87 2 points3 points ago

Or 52 peach shots.

[–]mikey98223 0 points1 point ago

Or throwing up in a parking lot, standing up....

[–]ninjembro 5 points6 points ago

This gif isn't even gaming related, fuck off

[–]V2Blast[M] 2 points3 points ago

Correct.

[–]Jacob7770 8 points9 points ago

'Something that "reminds you of a game", or "looks like something from a game" is also not an appropriate submission.'

This isn't GabeN, and doesn't have to do directly with GabeN so this breaks subreddit rules. As funny as I thought it was, it should be taken down.

[–]HighlordSmiley 11 points12 points ago

By that logic, GabeN posts shouldn't be allowed as well, right?

[–]V2Blast[M] 1 point2 points ago

Correct.

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[–]V2Blast 5 points6 points ago

"Bending the rules once in a while" would defeat the entire purpose of having rules.

[–]tylermcbride 1 point2 points ago

And Gabe's not even a fucking programmer

[–]Maticus 1 point2 points ago

Here is a novel idea, If you don't like the post downvote it... No need for rules, the users will determine if its pertinent to the subreddit.

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[–]Tdogg425 2 points3 points ago

Leaning tower of pizza.

[–]XKairiX 1 point2 points ago

Gotta laugh at the stuff bam does to this poor guy.

[–]adio52bam 1 point2 points ago

ayoo don vito!!

[–]Dr_Medic345 1 point2 points ago

That's his eager dance.

[–]Yo_Adrian_I_did_it 1 point2 points ago

I'm in a meeting and couldn't help but laugh out loud. man. Maybe I have a lame sense of humor but I would have thought this would be up higher

[–]7_legged_spider 0 points1 point ago

Vito the Pedo.

What a shame.

/52 "sips"

[–]Party_pants 0 points1 point ago

This beat kicked in right as I opened the gif. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc39YRO8HM4&t=1m9s

[–]SexualHarasmentPanda 1 point2 points ago

That isn't our lord and savior!

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 0 points1 point ago

"If you wanna be the captain you gotta wear an eye patch... over your good eye"

[–]theDogsBollux 1 point2 points ago

+3 months

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 0 points1 point ago

"Now do the beethoven"

[–]MrMaybe 0 points1 point ago

ABACUS!

[–]MrMCNABS 1 point2 points ago

...And this, my friends, is why Half-Life 3 will never come out.

[–]slaxl33 0 points1 point ago

A Gaben joke a day keeps Half-Life 3 away.

[–]Nevek_Green 0 points1 point ago

That is just a fat guy possessed.

[–]wedgewood_perfectos 0 points1 point ago

i never got what the hell is going on in this.

[–]SonsOfLiberty86 0 points1 point ago

You don't eat those grapes, those are my fuckin grapes. I don't watch no fuckin gay porn!

[–]bradford_j 0 points1 point ago

Gabe is rocking the neck beard these days....

[–]andrevpedro 2 points3 points ago

Damn i'm laughing hard.

[–]OgFinish 3 points4 points ago

Lol I haven't lold that hard on Reddit in awhile. Good job sir.

[–]BernardMarx -1 points0 points ago

It's perfect.

[–]asterisms -2 points-1 points ago

hope you noticed that 2gd mistakenly mentioned testing half life 3 and half life 4 on the dota 2 international stream

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