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[–]HeroOfCanton 32 points33 points ago

Those eyes...

[–]Apostolate 20 points21 points ago

They've seen terrible things.

[–]Biinaryy 14 points15 points ago

[–]cmasterflex 7 points8 points ago

not sure why this is so captivating

[–]Valorien 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this while watching your gif. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6c0P5sWCWg&feature=related

[–]TheAvoh 1 point2 points ago

Colby?

[–]dafragsta 0 points1 point ago

are cryin'...

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 197 points198 points ago

[–]matari 57 points58 points ago

he acquires the strength of his enemies by wearing their heads

[–]calicojones 22 points23 points ago

..by the paws of hades, i am dog of war!

[–]matari 6 points7 points ago

says it all in his steely eyes: so cold, so calculating

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]JonBjSig 8 points9 points ago

Fuck you.

[–]xyphanite 6 points7 points ago

How do we report people to moderators? Don't click on this link, it's a download.

[–]orphanitis -1 points0 points ago

It goes to the image, you just have to go through an ad site.

[–]matari 0 points1 point ago

i don't want to go through an ad site :p

[–]orphanitis 0 points1 point ago

Obviously. The guy is making money off it, which is pretty screwed up. So a mod should probably delete his post.

[–]bluehooded_robin 2 points3 points ago

I am Nanook, leader of the beanie babies

[–]Tomservo3 16 points17 points ago

[–]czarchastic 2 points3 points ago

Awesome. Now sketch a human wearing a human-head hat.

[–]gH0o5T 2 points3 points ago

To bad you had to draw from a repost.

[–]i_love_younicorns 8 points9 points ago

That makes this sketch less amazing how?

[–]frankfiorecomedy 0 points1 point ago

fucking amazing

[–]ILoveYouSoUpvote -1 points0 points ago

I love you.

[–]jamers89000 0 points1 point ago

How do you have over 4,000 comment karma after being a redditor for 1 day? Holy shit.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Am I wrong for thinking "better than shitty_watercolor?

[–]lolaism 20 points21 points ago

this was on the front page of /r/pics like a week ago, come on /r/funny user =(

[–]hmh006 1 point2 points ago

yeah, a repost, but after the sketch of AWildSketchAppeared... worths it

[–]fghjconner 0 points1 point ago

His preferred form of address is, OP.

[–]WickedIcon[S] 0 points1 point ago

I pretty much only go on Reddit for my college's subreddit and /r/funny. No fucks given if I don't see something from /r/pics.

[–]fiona63 28 points29 points ago

Repost from /r/pics under the title I regret nothing.

[–]tronneroi 8 points9 points ago

Repost police! wee-ooo wee-ooo wee-ooo

[–]TheMostShady 8 points9 points ago

its not even that its merely a repost, its a repost from just last week...

[–]qualityofevolution -2 points-1 points ago

wee-ooo wee-ooo wee-ooo

[–]shmalarie 0 points1 point ago

i like how reddit catches link reposts. i wish they could do it for photos as well.

[–]I-Dont-Know-Who-I-Am 5 points6 points ago

I down voted your dog.

[–]catnik 5 points6 points ago

Actually, the original post was in r/pics. I should know.

[–]CaptainHarkness 0 points1 point ago

I stand corrected! What have you started??

[–]catnik 0 points1 point ago

Madness, perhaps?

[–]wee_mee 0 points1 point ago

This dog looks like a bad ass russian guy.

[–]jrockwell1222 5 points6 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like to repost.

[–]yelloh 0 points1 point ago

Double dog dare.

[–]fastdub 0 points1 point ago

Don't make me triple dog dare yah.

[–]yelloh 0 points1 point ago

Oh it's on with a quadruple dawg dare!

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

You can't triple dog a double dog! LLOYD, LLOYD!

[–]TearHugger 3 points4 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I regret nothing! [x-post r/pics] 0coms 3pts 19dys aww
I heard you like huskies. Here's a husky on a husky. 3coms 4pts 19dys aww
I regret nothing! 85coms 1941pts 19dys pics
Damn straight. 1com 8pts 19dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]FlyByPC 2 points3 points ago

Yes, this is Dawg.

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

Too much for my internet.

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[–]albinobluesheep 4 points5 points ago

[–]lukealmighty7 2 points3 points ago

REPOST!!!!

[–]beatsbyaaron 2 points3 points ago

Repost

[–]FireoftheForce 2 points3 points ago

repost.

Sorry bro

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

The giant chew toy on his head will be eaten in 3..2..1...

[–]alphanumerica 0 points1 point ago

All follow the hypno-dog

[–]tredyn 0 points1 point ago

That dog has this "I've made a huge mistake" look on it's face. I almost expect him to be thinking "I left the oven on...WITH THE KIDS INSIDE IT!"

[–]RattusNorvegicus 1 point2 points ago

Mishka, I looooove you.

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

That's insanity wolf before he lunges at you.

[–]Cole3823 0 points1 point ago

We made your dog a dog dawg

[–]seattleque 1 point2 points ago

Go Huskies!

[–]Schnix 1 point2 points ago

He met Levar Burton

[–]CaptainHarkness 0 points1 point ago

All he wanted was an autograph.

[–]skatch 0 points1 point ago

Ritoneur Huskies?

[–]Jacosion 1 point2 points ago

I'm srsly srs.

[–]boringzebra 0 points1 point ago

"I'M... I'M WEARING CARL?!"

[–]qualityofevolution 1 point2 points ago

Not sure why but I imagined Mr. Burns touching his fingers together saying, "Yes.. yes.."

[–]Hackerboy603 0 points1 point ago

I love how the thumbnail doesn't give it away for fucking once.

[–]Jegs 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, it's Hopsin

[–]nickityflick 0 points1 point ago

I don't always wear hats. But when I do, they are of myself.

[–]veggieface -1 points0 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like dogs so I put a dog on your dog.

/Xzibit meme

[–]abrahamisaninja 0 points1 point ago

Accualy is dog

[–]LocalMexican 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen a dog heil Hitler before this

[–]Norbury9395 0 points1 point ago

[–]septicdeath 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Macs dad! "the man doesn't blink mom!"

[–]mmmmBellyRubs 1 point2 points ago

My brain translated this as: "You dawg, I heard you like dogs, so I put a dog on your dog so you can dog dog while you dog dog dog."

[–]cassundrum 1 point2 points ago

I submitted a comment similar to this and then scrolled up and saw it had already been done. Subsequent deletion :( I put dawg, though, instead of dog. Big difference.

[–]who-said-that 0 points1 point ago

I'm wearing my brethren

[–]Co_Co_Co1a 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]akat86 -1 points0 points ago

I have that hat....

[–]zap-throwaway- 0 points1 point ago

The leader of the russian bear cavalry.

[–]Moonpickles 0 points1 point ago

Xibit says, "yo man now you got dogs on your DOGS!"

[–]silasioalejandro 0 points1 point ago

so you can dawg while you dawwwwg!

[–]davratta 0 points1 point ago

Two heads are better than one.

[–]abbbe91 0 points1 point ago

[–]SomeCityInCanada 0 points1 point ago

dogception.

[–]guntfuddler 0 points1 point ago

Even the title is.. Xzibit

[–]Drlnsanity 0 points1 point ago

There you are boy!

[–]FullMoon1108 -1 points0 points ago

Smile dog?

[–]rootsoak 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg, i gave your dog some crack

[–]Ima_Duck 0 points1 point ago

If I stay still no one will notice I stole my owners hat

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg! I heard you like dogs in your dogs so I put a dog in a dog, dawg.

[–]ccolover 0 points1 point ago

THE THINGS I'VE SEEN.

[–]ashleybloodworth 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend was looking at this over my shoulder apparently and had beer come out his nose he laughed so hard. Thank you.

[–]A_Giant_midget 0 points1 point ago

This would make a good ad campaign poster

[–]canadian_walker 0 points1 point ago

Dogception

[–]SiriusSensei 0 points1 point ago

"Yo dawg... I heard you like dogs, so I put a dog on your dog."

[–]gnarlysaurus 0 points1 point ago

reposted original content with an unoriginal title. le reddit

[–]juliejuju -3 points-2 points ago

Dog-ception.

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Redditor for 2 years and you don't know Reddit hates "-ception" jokes?

[–]juliejuju 0 points1 point ago

They used to. Oh well.

[–]shawnthejedi -1 points0 points ago

I think this is awesome.

[–]ProLikeThis -5 points-4 points ago

One of the few posts on reddit that make me laugh out loud. Thank you