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[–]Dollarama 153 points154 points ago

I'm not going to lie, I still get happy at every upvote.

Edit: holy smokes! I love you all! Thanks! I'm so fucking happy

[–]borispavlov0 56 points57 points ago

This is my upvote. There are many like it, but this one's mine.

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18 30 points31 points ago

I bequeath to you, 1 upvote. Cherish it as if it were yours to give.

[–]borispavlov0 19 points20 points ago

You sir, will be forever remembered as the Upbringer and your name will be mentioned in all of my 2-bit songs

[–]BlazingFox 1 point2 points ago

And your good name will be mentioned in all my 4-bit songs.

[–]Tank1734 0 points1 point ago

And you both will be immortalized in all of my 8-bit songs

[–]JonBjSig 4 points5 points ago

You don't have to lie, we all get a jolly feeling at the sight of a new upvote.

[–]MechaLincoln 2 points3 points ago

Rejoice!

[–]SteveTheSultan 2 points3 points ago

I just gave you a little bit up happiness. :)

[–]Avatar_5 0 points1 point ago

I know what you mean. I got, like, 8 karma earlier, and I'm ecstatic! :D

[–]TigerLily1 -2 points-1 points ago

Happy upvote! Gotta love good karma!

[–]mek23 12 points13 points ago

Vinsanity never dies

[–]lvnshm -1 points0 points ago

It does get injured... all the fucking time though.

[–]raging_asshole 23 points24 points ago

Is...

is that Shaq?

[–]LeonHRodriguez 6 points7 points ago

yes

yes it is

[–]wookiebread 8 points9 points ago

No No I'm pretty sure that is Kazaam.

[–]notbot_bot 2 points3 points ago

Noooo noooo Mr. Kazaam not here.

[–]aequitas3 3 points4 points ago

when he came to boston, he would tweet cryptic messages about where to find him. He spent part of a day pretending to be a statue in public, and also rode the MBTA (boston train/subway/bus) all around in drag

[–]ItsNotWhereItWas 12 points13 points ago

The reverse gif of this shows what happens when Redditors see something karma-worthy.

[–]DrDreampop 7 points8 points ago

Is that a VX1000?

[–]666_69_420_cool 3 points4 points ago

Yup. I came here to comment on it. Great camera.

[–]zbignevshabooty 3 points4 points ago

hahaha i was so exicted about that for some reason! well because i skateboard..

[–]McFro 5 points6 points ago

It took him so long to stand up! lol

[–]uk2knerf 5 points6 points ago

Here's the context. www.youtube.com/watch?v=shUabCN41rU

Doesn't show him but the reaction is after the first dunk.

[–]Jonz303 4 points5 points ago

He blocks like 10 rows back.

[–]FullMoon1108 2 points3 points ago

Cue the KFC!!!!

[–]Lobo2ffs 3 points4 points ago

When I realized I could get 1600 upvotes by posting 1100 nsfw pics in a comment.

[–]0011110000110011 3 points4 points ago

[–]catsmakeweirdnoises 0 points1 point ago

And maybe not use one that applies to a broad array of different situation? You could have made the title anything that makes you happy or excited. This isn't like the Obama pushing the other interviewee out of the way. That was specific to the situation.

[–]SFischer07 3 points4 points ago

This is hilarious, I favor Barkley as a TV host though.... Where was this at? and why is shaq buggin out?

[–]nathanskates 4 points5 points ago

love the vx 1k.

[–]inertia186 3 points4 points ago

You misspelled MFW.

[–]CloudStrife93 2 points3 points ago

EDIT: First pair of breasts.

[–]kaiser_xc 2 points3 points ago

Thats how I felt the first time I got laid

[–]rainbowfroginfiniti 2 points3 points ago

What kinda camera is that?

[–]TheMrJackem 3 points4 points ago

Sony VX1000. I have one

[–]machzel08 2 points3 points ago

Good lord is that a Hi8 camera?

[–]ThisOpenFist 2 points3 points ago

That must've been the shittiest sports video ever.

[–]Saltshark 2 points3 points ago

So weird I just watched this dunk contest replay.

[–]Shoola 2 points3 points ago

oops. I forgot to laugh.

[–]r33v01v3 2 points3 points ago

All I ever see when watching this, is the white hat doing a magic trick.

Once you see it...

[–]BloatedJellyfish 3 points4 points ago

dat sony VX

[–]outsider 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what he saw.

[–]snipsnip 4 points5 points ago

[–]OnceIHadACookie 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Realizing Obama's AMA wasn't a hoax... 0coms 4pts 21hrs funny
Woooooaaaah 12coms 455pts 4dys gifs
Reaction to seeing the yankee/redsox score after 8th inning 1com 15pts 4mos gifs
The KFC bucket grand opening 2coms 28pts 6dys GifSound
Chicken! Goood! (lolblackpeople) 0coms -5pts 1mo gifs
Where is /b when you need em? 1com 12pts 6mos funny
So terrible... but it's hilarious 111coms 598pts 6mos gifs
How I felt upon discovering /ladyboners 5coms 20pts 6mos funny
The unveiling of fried chicken... 14coms 80pts 8mos funny
r/gaming today in a nutshell. 0coms 54pts 5mos gifs

[–]Travster 3 points4 points ago

Did anyone else notice how long it takes for him to stand up?

[–]lostmygravitas 4 points5 points ago

To be fair, "up" to him is a lot higher than the rest of us, takes longer to get there.

[–]holycowitschris 10 points11 points ago

Ugh, this isn't funny! -_-

[–]dlefnemulb_rima 13 points14 points ago

not at all. /r/funny would be much better if it wasn't filled with descriptions of stuff that happens on reddit paired with suitable reaction gifs.

[–]CheeseBurrito 13 points14 points ago

That's what /r/reactiongifs is for.

[–]Propolandante 7 points8 points ago

Yes it is. I have never seen this gif before, and I laughed at the guy's facial expression.

[–]Narwhalrus 1 point2 points ago

LOLZ DAE REDDIT?!?!?!? UPVOTES?!?!?!?!

[–]GoofyPlease 1 point2 points ago

I still haven't felt that feel...

[–]Reedey 3 points4 points ago

Context please?

[–]Krypt0night 2 points3 points ago

Going to guess it was during a dunk competition, not sure which one.

[–]Butt_Patties 3 points4 points ago

This is how I felt getting ~500 karma for revealing I have about 30 of the exact same shirt.

The number of Doug references was crazy.

[–]penkilk 1 point2 points ago

He he, just upvoted all you motha fuckas for no reason! Ahhahahhahahahha

Was funny OP, would upvote again

[–]rayvinriley 1 point2 points ago

Man...I think I've seen this somewhere....

[–]Soul123654 1 point2 points ago

I'm on negative upvotes ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sk8r115 1 point2 points ago

That's how I felt yesterday :D

[–]sw33tdaddyjones 1 point2 points ago

Nobody ever pays me in upvotes :(

[–]TrustMeImANurse15 0 points1 point ago

Especially since my first post was on gw....hahaha.

[–]midfieldmaestro 0 points1 point ago

Oh how I miss the old Air Canada :/

[–]Loopyprawn 0 points1 point ago

It took that man forever to stand up.

[–]somethingboutahorse 0 points1 point ago

Did you feel Buddhist? I feel buddhist.

[–]stunnellweb 0 points1 point ago

[–]katherinedislikes 0 points1 point ago

You should retitle this "SHAZAM!"

Get it? HA!

[–]TemporaryShadow -1 points0 points ago

here's more, kind nigger black sir.