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[–]fakecandy 4 points5 points ago

What an interesting mixed message, here you are saying that just because someone wears glasses does not make them a nerd but if a woman is wearing a slutty outfit she must be a whore. o_O

[–]Pony_Stanza 3 points4 points ago

Reddit has serious issues with women.

And reposts.

[–]cooolbeans777 0 points1 point ago

Not trying to be that guy, but repost. Also, apparently Ted never said that in the movie. Perhaps it was in a special feature or something, or maybe it was in the movie and I forgot about it, but I doubt that. Regardless, it definitely sounds like something that Ted would say, and it's not bad content in my opinion.

[–]xinuclear 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
To all those girls. 0coms 11pts 27dys funny
You're not a nerd... (x/post from fb) 2coms 1pt 1mo funny
Nerdy Girls 198coms 496pts 1mo funny
Ted speaks the truth. 3coms 0pts 27dys funny
Dear girls who take pictures in slutty clothing and glasses... 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
Truer words have yet to be spoken. 140coms 436pts 6dys funny

source: karmadecay