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I was wondering why the guy in the bathroom yelled goooooooaaaallllll (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Sneak4000 143 points144 points ago

This should be in every urinal.

[–]barkingllama 56 points57 points ago

Every urinal? Shit, I want this in my home toilet.

[–]lichorat 10 points11 points ago

And it's 2 for $20!

Edit: Corrected the URL.

[–]chazzlabs 16 points17 points ago

The page I'm looking for doesn't exist.

[–]Ineptly_Adept 5 points6 points ago

http://www.theweee.com/products/soccer-the-weee

Also, http://www.theweee.com/ homepage.

[–]Loopins 2 points3 points ago

Link: Soccer the Weee

[–]verts 8 points9 points ago

Thanks for the URL, this is going in my restaurant.

[–]lichorat 3 points4 points ago

They should pay me for this.

[–]gabbrio 1 point2 points ago

I'll take eight!

[–]JuanAG31 0 points1 point ago

Just eight.. Pfht!

[–]PBAsydney 1 point2 points ago

At last you are becoming a crafty consumer!

[–]Archaeopteris 1 point2 points ago

I am buying this for my office.

[–]Buffalonian 1 point2 points ago

Much cheaper to buy from Amazon, especially if you live in the US

[–]lichorat 0 points1 point ago

But small businesses.

[–]donalduck 36 points37 points ago

And no one would steal the ball.

[–]Sneak4000 9 points10 points ago

Why would they want to?

[–]donalduck 5 points6 points ago

Exactly.

[–]SteveBruleMD 18 points19 points ago

"Yes! Finally a tiny soccer ball covered in everyone's pee ever."

But actually, you're probably right. People are jerks.

[–]cr1t1cal 2 points3 points ago

He was saying the opposite :O Nobody would ever want to steal that thing.

[–]SteveBruleMD 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you're right. My brain is constantly wired for sarcasm. But don't be so... critical?

[–]Antabaka 2 points3 points ago

Jeeze, Steve. Cr1t1cal was being sarcastic. Get it together, man.

[–]porklomeinnoveg 2 points3 points ago

what if it was the urinal cake

[–]bobstay 0 points1 point ago

Cake?! Oh...

[–]Roggenroll 13 points14 points ago

Here in Germany they are pretty common. Almost every sports bar has them.

If I knew those were something special I would have reaped that karma a long time ago...

[–]decayingteeth 1 point2 points ago

Reap the karma in a week. I am not kidding you. You will be frontpaged. Make an annoying title that everyone wants to rag down. They will upvote you so their "strong "personal" opinion" gets seen. Welcome to Reddit. Enjoy your stay. You can't leave.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 27 points28 points ago

In Canada at a restaurant called "shoeless joes" we have the same thing but with a hockey net and a puck

[–]Jonny_Watts 17 points18 points ago

Time to "whip out the hockey stick"

[–]iHackz 4 points5 points ago

Does it have good food? There's one close to me and I would definitely go just for this, but the food has to be good as well!

[–]WeekendWarrior25 3 points4 points ago

They make a mean burger thats for sure. But it's mainly just another sports resturaunt. Grilled food and hot wings!

[–]iHackz 4 points5 points ago

Sounds good! I guess I'll be going there next weekend to check it out. Thanks!

[–]TyrantPotato 1 point2 points ago

If you would definitely go just for that, then the food wouldn't have to be good. YOU LIAR!

[–]iHackz 0 points1 point ago

I realized that after I posted! Woops! Good food would be a bonus... That's better!

[–]muckdrop 1 point2 points ago

Their wings are great.

[–]shlack 1 point2 points ago

I love it, definitely my favourite sports restaurant.

[–]Sarvish 0 points1 point ago

The one time I went to shoeless joe's, I didn't use the washroom. >_> Guess I'm heading back downtown.

[–]lysogenic 1 point2 points ago

Are you serious??? I want to check this out but I am female. ;_;

[–]kent_eh 0 points1 point ago

If you actually play the game, I can guarantee no one will object to your presence in the men's room.

They'll probably even cheer you on.

[–]OptimisticToaster 0 points1 point ago

I'd wear shoes if they have these about.

[–]shlack 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this. Love Shoeless Joes, there was one in my tiny little town in Ontario and everyone would go. If you listened carefully you could hear drunk people yelling "HE SHOOTS HE SCOOOOOOORES" from the bathroom.

[–]WeekendWarrior25 1 point2 points ago

Hey I'm from Ontario too!! Where in Ontario are you located?

[–]shlack 0 points1 point ago

Well I've moved country now but I lived in a tiny town called Alliston, about 30 minutes from Barrie, 20 from new tecumseth and an hour and 15 minutes from Toronto. Its also where one of the guys who discovered insulin was born and we cant shut up about it lol.

[–]sparcos 73 points74 points ago

aim carefully, don't want to piss your season away

[–]seabucksrule 0 points1 point ago

Ahh, the old replacement switch-a-roo!

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[–]BagatoliOnIce 12 points13 points ago

I'm sorry but how is this comment related to the Reddit switch-a-roo?

[–]rodtang 3 points4 points ago

It's not.

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[–]BagatoliOnIce 3 points4 points ago

Okay, I'll try to give an example. OP posts a photo of himself (he is black) with his dog.

The title of this post is "this is the best friend I ever had"

Now, in the comment section, someones says "lol your friend is black", implying that he thinks op is the dog.

This is the Reddit switch-a-roo. Acting like you thought you think the picture is about something else than the obvious.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 2 points3 points ago

Yeah? Well he deleted his comment... now the rabbit hole ends here. Looks like We will never see the bottom again... :(

[–]rodtang 2 points3 points ago

You see how it has over 30 down votes? That should pretty much explain it.

[–]rrocker1990 2 points3 points ago

im sorry for ruining everyone good time here on reddit.

[–]habshabshabs 5 points6 points ago

That's not how it works!

[–]igor_mortis 0 points1 point ago

ok everybody, end of the line.

close all your tabs and get back to the thread you were on half an hour ago.

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[–]TheBewilderedBadger 1 point2 points ago

This is awkward.

[–]Head_to_toe_legit -3 points-2 points ago

I only just got out of this rabbit-hole; you're not fooling me again.

[–]brendesigns 0 points1 point ago

where the hell am i?

[–]sellby 0 points1 point ago

I honestly Had fun. I want to continue this.

[–]RyB 14 points15 points ago

I bet you some degenerate will steal that ball.

[–]Fredderov 3 points4 points ago

And eat it...

[–]decayingteeth 6 points7 points ago

And piss it... GOAL!!!

[–]McBEAST 1 point2 points ago

OH FUCK. Once I got that my penis started hurting.

[–]nerdscallmegeek 3 points4 points ago

This is pretty much the only reason I don't buy it to put in my bowling alley. Some asshat will steal that ball even if it's covered in piss.

Maybe if they just attached it with a string or thin wire of sorts would possibly keep that from happening. But they'd probably just take the whole thing at that point.

[–]KhamsinEbonmane 0 points1 point ago

they have a football version which has the ball attached by wire or something, you could get that?

[–]Googalyfrog 19 points20 points ago

As a girl I've always wanted to know the joys of peeing while standing, this makes me even more envious.

[–]piratepixie 12 points13 points ago

Here you go

[–]parkerjallen 3 points4 points ago

Not clicking that...

[–]piratepixie 9 points10 points ago

It's totally SFW. I promise.

[–]AbruptlyJaded 1 point2 points ago

Confirmed, SFW.

[–]Googalyfrog 0 points1 point ago

yeah i've seen those, never fancied having to clean the bit of plastic after, plus i'd totally be paranoid that id insert/use it wrong and pee all over myself

[–]d3l3t3 21 points22 points ago

No thanks I dont wanna be the goalkeeper today.

[–]Schmiddy108 4 points5 points ago

I can tell by the goal mouth and the blue tile backdrop that this was at the bar, The Anthem. I saw it yesterday too and didn't seize the opportunity to get karma...

[–]rainbow_stereotype -2 points-1 points ago

nowkiss.jpg?

[–]torpedohead 7 points8 points ago

You should run over and play defense.

[–]dlan4327 17 points18 points ago

This is something I'd love to see in more bathrooms. Sometimes it's the little immature things that make your day. Drunk peeing would be awesome.

[–]StevenXC 1 point2 points ago

Its purpose is exactly drunk peeing. You're more likely to aim better, even when intoxicated, when there's a little soccerball/football to aim at.

[–]hectorconbeans -1 points0 points ago

Yeah man that would be awesome, I don't know if it's just me or what but when I'm high I tend to have a more forceful and longer lasting piss (not to mention the better sensation) I'd love to have this thing to piss on whether high, drunk, or plain ol' sober.

[–]DirtyMonday 9 points10 points ago

Two birds with one stone. Patrons are entertained and so much less piss hits the floor. Things like these are great.

[–]the-fritz 0 points1 point ago

and so much less piss hits the floor.

I doubt that. I've seen this or the "fly at the bottom" in many bathrooms and there was still piss on the floor. The problem is that a lot of men don't stand close enough and therefore the last bits of piss hit the floor. And this increases the problem because the next guy has to stand further away.

Maybe a better design of the urinal might help.

[–]DirtyMonday 0 points1 point ago

There are many different designs for urinals, some stick out much further. But I don't think it's hard to see that as with anything, when you have something to aim at (especially while drinking), your accuracy increases. It's not only the post dribble that hits the floor. Though I do agree that a good amount of it is.

[–]rtsmack 4 points5 points ago

How do you get it back out?

[–]bobstay 1 point2 points ago

Maybe it rolls out.

[–]blingdog19 0 points1 point ago

flush

[–]fnork 4 points5 points ago

No you didn't.

[–]diblasio 1 point2 points ago

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know ... him and her got it on! Whoooooo-eeeeee!

[–]guyinatrashcan 3 points4 points ago

Would penalty kicks happen from the next urinal over?

[–]bobstay 0 points1 point ago

Sounds messy.

[–]quitting_tomorrow 4 points5 points ago

I can just see a curious little boy so excited about the "game" that is eye level. He turns his head a bit, smiles, his big blue eyes full of excitement. He begins to reach for the ball when the camera begins slow motion. An emotionally moving Hans Zimmer drum beat hits as the camera cuts to the boys father. A mortified look comes over his face as he begins to dive for the save. Cut back to the kid, his curious fingers wrap around the ball as his fathers hand falls just short of the childs arm. Laying on the ground the father looks up as his son places the urine coated soccer ball in his mouth and smiles...his innocence forever lost.

[–]soccermomss -1 points0 points ago

Brilliant!

[–]arabcrombie 1 point2 points ago

I swear i'm not playing with my penis... Wait in actually am.

[–]LAG83 1 point2 points ago

Where does one get this? I'd love to put them in my bar

[–]FiFtY2303 0 points1 point ago

and this is one of the reasons i love to be a man :)

[–]Kerpail 0 points1 point ago

Is this at BMO field in Toronto? They have the same thing, and I yelled the same thing when I took a piss.

[–]1011analseepage 1 point2 points ago

Females will never know the pleasure...

[–]UncleWiggleNuts 1 point2 points ago

It's all fun and games til you have to clean the piss off of the floor. Not everyone can bend it like Beckham.

[–]awesomeck 0 points1 point ago

There's a urinal with a picture of a fly at the bottom it works as well too

[–]TheTampon 1 point2 points ago

... I wish I had a penis

[–]pedro1191 1 point2 points ago

I just had to check the picture on my phone to see if you had stolen this from me. I have a picture nearly identical to this, except without the logo. Even down to the blue tiles. The only thing that made me question it was the fact I remember I scored a goal before taking the picture. My picture here

[–]LFK1236 0 points1 point ago

Won't that thing roll out out of the urinal ere long?

[–]obsessedwithcats -1 points0 points ago

Greatttt. More reason for men to make a mess around the toilet bowl.

[–]wedontneedyourpuppy 0 points1 point ago

So how do you get it back out?

[–]FCDRandy 1 point2 points ago

My local MLS club had these in the toilets the last three seasons and got rid of them this year. One of the reasons I didn't renew my season tickets.

[–]Jonny_Watts 1 point2 points ago

You obviously have your priorites set

[–]FCDRandy 0 points1 point ago

The organization has also gone to shit this year, though it's been coming for several years. Playtime when my wiener is out at the stadium was not the chief reason.

[–]qule 0 points1 point ago

Comes in a Value Pack!

[–]stefanrm 0 points1 point ago

PK with my PP

[–]Oideron 0 points1 point ago

You know some drunk guy would steal the ball...

[–]topher1250 0 points1 point ago

that shit is awesome

[–]frankie_prankster 0 points1 point ago

hopefully no one steals the ball.

[–]declan1596 0 points1 point ago

How exactly do you reset the match!?

[–]analgesia 0 points1 point ago

I posted this yesterday while on vacation in Bermuda... Fuck me right? Karma stolen, I am shamed.

[–]AbsentShadow 1 point2 points ago

Who resets it?

[–]bhearsum 0 points1 point ago

BMO Field?

[–]fruitjoose 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck, guys get to have all the fun when they piss, it's no fair ):

[–]Raejin 0 points1 point ago

Watch how quickly some toddler comes along, see the ball, picks up the ball, and the ball goes in the mouth... Then he pulls it out and hands it to daddy. Ugh.

[–]Raejin 0 points1 point ago

And while the toddler did this... My reaction You know you're on reddit too much when you daydream reddit comments.

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

Why have I never seen one of these?

[–]Whack_a_Mole 0 points1 point ago

It's the only publicly accessible game that will never have any of the parts stolen.

[–]akajefe 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/Daewt

[–]FirstNewGuyReturns 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has worked at a DQ and had to clean the bathroom, screw the people who throw chewed gum or other crap into the urinals!

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering why the guy in the bathroom yelled goooooooaaaallllll

No. No, you didn't. Go die or something.

[–]MarTango 0 points1 point ago

"Oh God! Sprayback!"

[–]Jehps 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see these urinals, I end up drinking twice as much. It's a genius way to get people to buy more drinks.

[–]Winkelkater 0 points1 point ago

we have those a lot.

[–]uncommonpanda 0 points1 point ago

No he didn't....

[–]AbruptlyJaded 1 point2 points ago

Important question... how does the ball get OUT of the goal, so the next person can try again? And does it get rinsed when it's flushed?

Signed - a girl who wants to know!

Edit - Seriously, I wanna know! My fiance says he's seen/used the football ones, where the ball is on an elastic and it goes through the uprights, but he's got no clue on this. And somethings need answers.

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

I'd hate to be the goalie

[–]iginge 1 point2 points ago

I read somewhere (Freakonomics i think), that these things save loads of money on cleaning each year as they get less piss on the floor. Amazing, how small interventions like this can save money.

[–]dabluebunny 0 points1 point ago

Penalty shot MOTHERFUCKA

[–]michaelsong55 0 points1 point ago

fucking awesome

[–]Grabthelifeyouwant 0 points1 point ago

FIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then run around the room celebrating. Without stopping first.

[–]strineGreen 0 points1 point ago

I guess nobody would try to steal that ball.

[–]_phobic 0 points1 point ago

I find myself suddenly experiencing penis envy.

[–]ravelle 0 points1 point ago

Man, this is a hundred times better than that freakin' painted on fly.

[–]HereForTheBuffet 0 points1 point ago

I've actually had the pleasure of using a urinal with one of these and I can assure you its as fun as it looks.

[–]Jimmyjohn678 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted a Nintendo Wee

[–]DJAHa 1 point2 points ago

OP touched my piss

[–]Secrete_Persona 0 points1 point ago

Piss everywhere!!!

[–]Dacooter 0 points1 point ago

Waits all morning to pee at office

[–]m0lly 0 points1 point ago

The real question is: How do you get the ball back to the starting point?

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[–]3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue 40 points41 points ago

Obviously you are either (a) a women, or (b) never had an erection.

[–]Nendai 4 points5 points ago

I choose both.

[–]McBiff 4 points5 points ago

Try playing football without bending your knees.

[–]3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue -2 points-1 points ago

Shite, I took a dump on it and now I have to push it through the little holes... ruined the game...

[–]moparornocar -3 points-2 points ago

I just saw this one the other day, its the football version. The ball was on elastic strings so when you hit it, it went through the uprights. Also, pissing on Michigan.

[–]JoshuaO95 13 points14 points ago

Silly you, OP's is the football version.

[–]drdinguswoah 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, this is just Handegg

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

THE BALL IS A FOOT LONG

[–]moparornocar 3 points4 points ago

I was tempted to put "American Football" because of the non american redditors.

[–]Skitrel 1 point2 points ago

Given that easily 90% of the world calls this sports American Football and your "soccer" it's typical name - football. I'd say American football has less right to call itself football.

[–]LOUD-DUCK -2 points-1 points ago

That didn't happen, repost.

[–]Aviator8989 5 points6 points ago

Right, no way that 2 of these could exist in the world...

[–]mnzor -3 points-2 points ago

Consolation prize for anyone who doesn't get to score that night.

[–]leChucks-Revenge -2 points-1 points ago

I met my Fiancé at a friends party after coming back from the bath room with a picture on my phone of me peeing into a urinal like this...true story!!

[–]snowbirdie 0 points1 point ago

A fiance is a male, and it is not a proper noun.

[–]igot8001 -2 points-1 points ago

I wonder the percentage of men's cell phones that have this picture on it, relative to men who have urinated at a urinal with this urinal pad.

I'm guessing 90+%, easy.

Ninja edit: when I saw this, there were also bumper stickers on the urinal dividers: Urine the game.

[–]mydogwatchesmejerkit 1 point2 points ago

Where i come from, snapping pics in the mens room gets you a beatdown.

[–]watermouse100 0 points1 point ago

Lol, This thing is brilliant!

[–]mpty 0 points1 point ago

Such a classic repost title.

[–]xLowDown 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/oMErb

[–]lesbiEnt -1 points0 points ago

Why do guys have shit like this in urinals? Why does peeig have to be entertaining? As a girl I'm honestly curious

[–]Lvl2PooShooter -4 points-3 points ago

If I don't score it with my piss, I'll just slap it in the goal with my balls. A Boing-A-Boing-a-Boingy! xo lolz

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