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[–]datimsta98 0 points1 point ago

They sure did build it

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

My biggest problem with the Republicans is that, Bush was the dude that messed us up in the first place, then the Republican Congress sat on their ass for four years, refusing to work with a Black President. And now it seems that almost everyone has forgotten all of the bullshit of the past. If our majority votes for Romney, I will be so disappointed, not that I like Obama, but because that most of our people are so damned stupid.

[–]roughneck45 0 points1 point ago

Obama is useless, Romney has a plan a birth certificate, and will get people back to work. His skin color does not matter. He has not one damn thing in four years! Except let more immigrants in give them whatever they want, give more welfare and food stamps to those who want work, and make people that work there ass off like me pay for it! Everything is going to hell because of this new generation that vote for people like him because he's for abortion and gay marriage and this healthcare bs but they don't look at what he is doing to our country. Wake up people.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

All Republican (Presidential) candidates say that they are against abortion. They only say this because they want the vote of the Christian right. Of all the Republican presidents, has any one of them did anything to stop abortion? Ok then, lets move on to another reason to vote for a Republican.

Republicans candidates don't like gay marriage. "Family Values" they say, but don't look too close or you will be disappointed. I like to pick on Newt because he is an all-American bastard. You can research it yourself if you want, or just pay attention to what is going on around you, either way.

"..and this healthcare bs" Enlighten me as to why you believe it is wrong to keep insurance companies from cancelling a person's policy just because the person got sick and NEEDED the insurance that they had paid for.

Here is another one; Say your 25 y/o daughter got out of college but couldn't find a job no matter how hard she tried, even circle K wouldn't hire her. Then she got cancer. The only GOOD thing that happened to your family, is because of "Obamacare" she is still covered under your insurance. You won't have to get a second job, nor sell your house to pay for your girl's treatment.

I don't blame you for not being informed. It is getting harder and harder to wade through the bs that spews from the talking heads. We OWE it to ourselves to seek out new information.

I'm an ex-Republican (since 2004), and I approve this message.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

remember to vote on November 6th