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[–]Percussionist61 481 points482 points ago

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!!!!!!!!

[–]GaikokuJohn 178 points179 points ago

chhhhc chhhh the maniac is IN THE MAILBOX!

[–]skullbeats 102 points103 points ago

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (Loud static)

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 73 points74 points ago

CHSSHSHHCHCHHHHHHCHCHHHSHHHSHSHHHHHH

[–]TheAwkwardBanana 89 points90 points ago

Until today, I would have never made this connection between Spongebob, and Slender.

[–]bdchatt 7 points8 points ago

I'm pretty sure the song playing in that Geico commercial is this one. Thank you for finding it for me. I will probably never listen again...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]JesterOfDestiny 1 point2 points ago

How about this one?

[–]hsssssssssssssssssss 1 point2 points ago

5 hours late, but it's relevant! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTvuPmVnSrs

[–]danthaman15 1 point2 points ago

This is really the only way to properly describe Slendy.

[–]Febreze_Fresh 131 points132 points ago

Slenderman has the long down, he is just missing the tan and handsome.

[–]Tek49 89 points90 points ago

He sure is an ugly barnacle

[–]skullbeats 114 points115 points ago

He was so ugly that everybody died. The end.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 34 points35 points ago

A far better love story than Twilight.

[–]TheFlyLife 3 points4 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]andrewjackson5 39 points40 points ago

Tall dark and handsome. Meep

[–]charizardbrah 23 points24 points ago

long, tan, and handsome**

[–]bigslob 43 points44 points ago

Heeee.... Looka like a man

[–]bug20k1 2 points3 points ago

I need you to tell me everything, what did he LOOK like?

[–]Grifachu 5 points6 points ago

Listen, I tell you everythang. He look... Like a man.

[–]dexter07 2 points3 points ago

yea yea, like a man.

[–]GoldenTabby 155 points156 points ago

THIS IS SLENDER!!! No, this is patrick.

[–]Hellspark08 57 points58 points ago

(head tilt)

[–]Hellspark08 54 points55 points ago

I like you.

[–]SROTW 35 points36 points ago

I'm finding you everywhere, and I like it.

Fly, young novelty, fly!

[–]hayshed 11 points12 points ago

close enough

[–]Rosie_Cotton_dancing 18 points19 points ago

Poor Gandalf gonna fall down a mine pit.

[–]xRobbStarkx 2 points3 points ago

Fly you fools!

[–]wabbajackoff 35 points36 points ago

GAH THAT is fucking creepy.

[–]PenguinSunday 0 points1 point ago

I think I love you.

[–]mintfoot 0 points1 point ago

Keep this up, it's freaking cool.

[–]Synaptics 0 points1 point ago

You could get a job at SHAFT with skills like that.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 24 points25 points ago

Then who was phone?

[–]FoxDown 43 points44 points ago

Dog.

[–]pockycrumbs 6 points7 points ago

then who was dog?

[–]taishidaioh 12 points13 points ago

Phone.

[–]Wolfy87 17 points18 points ago

[–]BMav 34 points35 points ago

THE SLENDERMAN IS IN THE MAILBOX!

[–]stickdudeseven 17 points18 points ago

Patrick... I'm the Slenderman!

[–]Slendy_Man 11 points12 points ago

I'm spongebob?

[–]EphemeralStyle 10 points11 points ago

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]biccy_muncher 10 points11 points ago

I'm batman.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 9 points10 points ago

HI, BILLY MAYES HERE

[–]herp_n_derp 14 points15 points ago

I don't care what they say about us anyway.

[–]Deaki 10 points11 points ago

Link to Patrick saying "Wee woo wee woo".

[–]Solar_F 9 points10 points ago

[–]Forgetful_Rock 81 points82 points ago

Why do people say this game is scary? It just has loud audio ques and jump scares.

[–]BaggierBag 183 points184 points ago

Wrote this earlier (maybe in the wrong place but eh).

Think: Alien. Scary right? Claws, double mouth thing, acid blood, all black, hisses like a snake? Makes sense to be scared of that kind of thing. Jason Vorhees? Burly guy with a machete running at you and being all stabby stabby. Also pretty scary. Now think of Slenderman's features: very harmless at first (he's in business wear, how dangerous is that?) and only seems like a random strange individual like you would see anywhere else. But then you start noticing him again and again, and encounter increasingly frantic scrawled notes that try desperately to convey that the figure now teleporting and following you is not a desirable man, no. . . thing to be near at all. It is his alien and mysterious nature that make him scary in the game and the hints of horror and violence found in the notes that make him a figure to be feared in Slender.

Also want to note the effective use of music and sound effects in the game; I especially love the booming footsteps that echo throughout that ethereal forest that imply something big and titanic waiting to, well, GET you. You then figure out that the only other living entity in the forest is you and Slender himself. How can he make noises so large? This kind of logical inconsistency directs the imagination towards ruminations on the supernatural; on Slenderman's tall, alien form, on his actions, his powers, on the assumed great power packed in such a small vessel. And his blank face. Slenderman is not one nor his he only many. In reality he is all and nothing at once; everywhere! and yet nowhere. He could be a lost soul, a vengeful spirit, an amalgam of the soul of the forest and the visage of the culmination of a society whose greatest power is a faceless business man whose invisible hand forces all and is so effective in its ruin that most never notice it was there at all.

He's not conventional scary, no. His appearance is merely unnerving and the terror Slenderman produces is akin to the fear of a big-ass spider that you thought you saw a few minutes prior but is now not where it used to be. It could be that the spider is under your bed, in your closet, in your shoe, or under your keyboard. Soon the spider is no longer the enemy, for the spider is gone; its absence becomes more terrifying than the entity itself and soon the very residence you occupy becomes the enemy. Slenderman has been made notorious for stalking individuals (as The Operator in the infamous Marble Hornets entries) and abducting people or children. The paranoia of Slender's absence and his seemingly apparent omnipresence soon turns the world (and in the game the entire forest) into a darker and more dangerous place than thought possible before.

He could be here. He could be there. He could even be right behind you.

TL;DR by courtesy of Imtheantinoob: "slendermen aren't scary themselves. The scary part is the mystery and how they could be anywhere even when absent. This makes you afraid of things around you in the real world."

EDIT N: Since this is pretty high up the comment chain I want to use this opportunity to plug (downvotes be damned) on the behalf of Tallain, who mentioned this lower down on the comment chain already, the Marble Hornets entries and EverymanHYBRID's youtube channel, both sources of really phenomenal Slenderman horror fiction that have been updating for a few years now and were around before all of the Slender hype appeared. /hipster/

[–]amoxummo 66 points67 points ago

Oh man fuck you for that last sentence!

[–]scorpion347 26 points27 points ago

Just punch him in the.... oh wait... no face.... RUN!!!!

[–]FeLeePeH 33 points34 points ago

I'll up vote you on that one my friend. I just looked behind myself..... And saw the back of the toilet.

[–]TheFobb 45 points46 points ago

Did you shit yourself?

[–]boxedlogic 14 points15 points ago

I'm sure he took a load off when he realized it was just the toilet.

[–]therndoby 15 points16 points ago

flushed his fears right away

[–]sinister_exaggerator 16 points17 points ago

Everyone will probably take the piss out of me for this lame pun

[–]BaggierBag 11 points12 points ago

. . . . poop

[–]amoxummo 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god, he could pop out from the tank!

... though that seems more humiliating for him.

[–]BaggierBag 13 points14 points ago

I like to imagine his lanky figure hanging over my back at the computer with his head dangling face down on the top of my head.

[–]thelastcurrybender 8 points9 points ago

i can no longer look up anymore.....im just gonna slowly turn my computer off and run to bed. wish me luc--

[–]Irongrip 4 points5 points ago

Gee, I wonder if candlejack would like a word with him.

[–]Hellspark08 2 points3 points ago

(sniffff)

[–]CHEMO_ALIEN 2 points3 points ago

muah

[–]Hellspark08 2 points3 points ago

Chemo Alien, I...

[–]amoxummo 4 points5 points ago

WHY DO YOU PUSH IT?!

[–]amzinghorse 4 points5 points ago

oh you asshole.

[–]_Blink 17 points18 points ago

absence becomes more terrifying than the entity itself

Spot on. A lot of little small little details about this game make it great. Like for instance Slenderman's base walking speed is just a bit faster than yours, forcing you to sprint to get away from him. Oh, but everytime you sprint? Yea, decreases the overall stamina bar so you can't sprint as far at once ever again. Or the flashlight with which you can't see DICK? Yep, batteries die from use making the entire screen a smear of grey slender-like trees. Oh and those notes you find on structures throughout the forest? Well there are more structures than notes and they randomly generate each time a game starts. You can't even scout out where the notes are because the Slenderman shows up 2 minutes in regardless if you picked up a note or not. There's just no time.

So what you have is every game is a situation where you're searching and you can't stop. You begin to torture yourself over whether you should stop for a minute and search the rock or keep moving to the barn / weird locker room thing. But you can't stop. Well maybe just around the ... AH FUCK STATIC BAIL. And you run and get disoriented. Rinse and repeat every two structures you come across. Maybe find a note. Maybe 2. And then wander back to the rocks for the 4th time with no stamina left, zero battery remaining and still 5 notes to go. So simple a game makes me panic so absolutely. I really applaud it.

[–]thatwentBTE 5 points6 points ago

I think you nailed what makes this games so scary. The only thing I would add is that this game has absolutely no story intro, so you just start on the edge of a forest with only the stories you have heard of the slenderman. Then you have to collect random pages. its a total all around mind bender

[–]Rombom 12 points13 points ago

Slenderman is Spy!

[–]Retrogamer3609 2 points3 points ago

Spy is not our Spy!

[–]Ubaralook 2 points3 points ago

DISPENSER IS SPY!

[–]TolfdirsAlembic 23 points24 points ago

He could even be right behind you

Fuck that, I'm lying down. If slender man wants me, he can face rape me.

[–]McKinleyPrime 5 points6 points ago

" If you are going to rape me, at least have the decency to do it to my face!"

[–]typedefz 21 points22 points ago

Read this in bed at night and looked behind me...saw my golf clubs silhouetted against the wall and almost shit a brick. Fuck.

[–]DanielLikesPie 15 points16 points ago

Stop eating bricks.

[–]Themole2114 9 points10 points ago

HE COULD EVEN BE- BLAM

[–]stbeecher 3 points4 points ago

What? It was obvious. He's the RED Spy!

[–]Ubaralook 3 points4 points ago

See! He's gonna turn red any minute now.

[–]DarkTurtle 3 points4 points ago

See, red! No, wait, that's blood...

[–]TheMantello 5 points6 points ago

This is basically the fear of the unknown. If you know hes behind you, you respond by running the other direction. Once he disappears however... thats when it gets pretty scary. Now he could be somewhere further up the road, around the corner, or even right behind you.

When I first played this game, I had known nothing about it. Imagine that, walking through the darkness not knowing ANYTHING about the game other than to collect pages. He could have fallen from the sky, burst out of the ground, flashed in my face. I honestly didn't even bother looking for a page before I NOPED out of there. But, after watching a few youtube videos, I knew what to expect and it wasn't as scary as before. Still, not knowing where he was is the scariest part of the game.

Thats why people are scared of the dark. You don't know whats there, and now suddenly you're thinking about all the horrible things that could be there.

[–]Imtheantinoob 13 points14 points ago

tl;dr: slendermen aren't scary themselves. The scary part is the mystery and how they could be anywhere even when absent. This makes you afraid of things around you in the real world.

[–]PirateOwl 4 points5 points ago

Fuck Slenderman, now I'm looking for that damn spider.

[–]Dontwantyourlemons 3 points4 points ago

After reading that last sentence, I actually had to look behind me. Also, Slendermen? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!?

[–]Peregrine21591 2 points3 points ago

ok... my body actually went cold while reading that o_0

This is the perfect response to people who moan about how it's not scary.

For me it's not the fact that he gives you a fright, it's the anticipation of the fright, the fact that at any moment he could be there.

If it doesn't scare you then fine, maybe your mind works differently but you can't deny that at the very least, that shit is creepy

[–]JiForce 2 points3 points ago

For some reason, when I read "He could be here. He could be there. He could even be right behind you" I couldn't think of anything but Meet the Spy.

[–]UltraCruelHeadFuel 1 point2 points ago

so kind of like IT?

[–]Grimsonite 1 point2 points ago

Lemme put it in another way. Alien is scary because the danger of death and stuff. Slenderman is scary because you don't know what it is, what it does to you. It's sorta like the fear of the dark, you fear the things you don't know about.

[–]brauchen 1 point2 points ago

He could be here. He could be there.

Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.

[–]mintfoot 1 point2 points ago

I heard footsteps behind me and promptly shat my pants.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 2 points3 points ago

Jokes on you! He can't be behind me because I'm leaning against a wall!

[–]jortgonfreit 2 points3 points ago

Nope. Only a wall behind me. I'm on the toilet. Or, maybe he's in the toilet?

[–]Forgetful_Rock 2 points3 points ago

I understand what you are saying, it has valid points. But the mystery thing doesn't make sense to me. When he 'gets' you, all he does is look at you closely. In Alien, it will devour you, Jason will butcher you, but Slenderman just looks, it is the sense of mystery that makes him LESS scary in my opinion.

[–]Kirt1984 38 points39 points ago

I don't get it either. It looks like a sharply dressed sock monkey.

[–]person749 23 points24 points ago

Just tried playing it. In the dark. With headphones. I think it's just the whole concept, and that it is good at immersing you in the situation. I felt like I was really in the woods, in the dark, with the knowledge that something unknown and inhuman was after me, picking up papers that said "help me." Just imagine living that. I don't think you'd want to.

[–]Iloldalot 3 points4 points ago

Godamnit! I've gotta get up for work in 4 hours!

[–]NarancsSarga 6 points7 points ago

Reddit isn't the place to complain about getting up for work and such in x hours :P

[–]TrustmeIreddit 5 points6 points ago

we need to institute a 37 hr day

[–]BaggierBag 0 points1 point ago

Coming to FOX this season!

[–]Tallain 4 points5 points ago

It has a lot to do with the mythos surrounding Slenderman, I think. Especially if you're familiar with Marble Hornets or EverymanHYBRID. Without having watched those and knowing a good bit of the surrounding story of Slenderman, yeah, I would ask the same thing, because that's really all the game does.

But when you know about Slenderman, how when you blink, he can appear from nowhere, how he takes people, makes them forget, the following and paranoia and slow descent into madness that ensues, it adds another dimension to the game. It makes you feel like it's actually happening. (Who knows, maybe it really could happen to you.)

Besides, the more you know, the closer he gets.

[–]Evanz111 4 points5 points ago

I know right? I made a parody of it which I plan to upload at some point. I just hate how people keep overreacting and even pretending in some cases to be scared.

[–]angrylawyer 2 points3 points ago

To me the game is not scary because the 'rules' of the game are poorly written.

There's no logic to what makes him appear, disappear, or move. I've had times where I'm just running along and he's teleported so close to me my screen goes so fuzzy I can't even see where he is so I try and back up and end up running into him. omgsoscary.

I end up becoming increasingly frustrated with the game because when I see him what do I do? Well I can try and run away but if I turn around he'll move closer to me and if I endlessly backup my screen with get more fuzzy. I try and put him behind a tree but that only sometimes works and often times makes it worse.

At least in games like dead space I knew the 'rules' and could play by them. But in slendergame I just kind of run around like an idiot hoping the random number generator doesn't pick a grid coordinate too close to me. not scary.

[–]Hartknocklife 7 points8 points ago

Have you played it?

[–]Lapid 32 points33 points ago

Slender isn't scary. It's shocking. There's a difference. It's the audio cues that get people. While audio cues make the bulk of any scary form of media, mind you, jump scenes are also the cheapest, easiest, and most effective way of catching attention. Slender is literally only comprised of jump scenes. You can argue that it's the feeling of the inevitable encounter that makes Slender scary but for the most part, people only get shocked by the random appearances and nothing more. There is no depth absolutely to Slender.

It's like comparing an eloquent speech to some crazy person screaming at the world. Both parties get there point across. One does it with finesse while one just hits you upside the head with it. Slender is a one-trick pony but it is pretty damn good at making it work.

[–]Dustin- 56 points57 points ago

Slender is a one-trick pony but it is pretty damn good at making it work.

I think you just described the majority of indie games that gained massive popularity.

[–]revolverzanbolt 9 points10 points ago

I found Slender scary without even seeing the Slenderman once. Admittedly, I'm pretty bad at playing horror games (weirdly I have no problems with horror movies), and I was a fan of the Slenderman mythos for a while before this game so I brought some emotional baggage with me to it, but knowing that I'm not alone in the forest and knowing that I could look around and see him in the trees at any moment was such an intense experience for me personally I couldn't play long enough to actually get to the point where I'd see him.

[–]Constipated_Llama 7 points8 points ago

I'm terrible at horror games. When I first played Amnesia I almost shat myself in the first room when the door blows open. I tried playing Slender and I quit before I even found the first page. It's the atmosphere that makes games like this scary.

[–]Peregrine21591 5 points6 points ago

I've played slender twice - the first time I got 2 pages without seeing him and then chickened out

the second time I got one page and he got me in the tunnel - I still didn't see him because I freaked and hid behind a pillow.

It's the first horror game I've played, and I'm pretty new to PC gaming so I find the mouse and keyboard controls ungainly... which makes it even more difficult

[–]PenguinSunday 2 points3 points ago

I absolutely LOVE horror games! Amnesia, the Penumbra trilogy, the Suffering, all of the Silent Hill games, I could go on. You guys have me so excited to try this one out.

[–]ralf_ 4 points5 points ago

Disclaimer: After 5 minutes I fearquitted Slender because I was too frightend of the dark ahead and being stalked behind. My mind is too imaginative. I am very bad at this type of games.

What game would you label as "scary", instead of only "jump shocking"? Is it just the lack of story?

[–]BioHazardEX 2 points3 points ago

Silent Hill 2 is the classic example. I'm partial to Clock Tower.

[–]CrazyCalYa 10 points11 points ago

Well actually, I sort of agree with you. In a way.

I find Slenderman scary, but not in the jumpy sort of way. It's the concept that frightens me more than anything.

He's creepy, I know why, I move on, Reddit doesn't, the sun rises, I live my life.

[–]scorpion347 2 points3 points ago

Nope, slenderman gets you... and the warmth of the sun never touches your cold flesh again.

[–]CrazyCalYa 11 points12 points ago

I'm a redditor, this is already the case.

[–]scorpion347 7 points8 points ago

TIL Slenderman is also Reddit.

[–]AfroKona 2 points3 points ago

It just follows the lore of the fictional character slenderman. It's not really the game's fault.

[–]SubZero37 5 points6 points ago

Original slenderman. Back when it was just creepy "sightings" and an urban legend was terrifying. New slender doesn't even look like slenderman.

[–]aviatorzack 1 point2 points ago

It's all about the ambiance. Without it the game is nothing.

[–]aviatorzack 1 point2 points ago

by 'nothing' I mean nothing scary. Don't get your panties in a bunch reddit.

[–]ILikeFluffyThings 4 points5 points ago

It's more frustrating than scary. Can't shoot him, you must collect papers while being chased only to be suddenly pulled when you had 7. Dammit!

[–]BaggierBag 4 points5 points ago

I don't think you got the point of the game.

[–]Taonyl -1 points0 points ago

One thing I noticed, is that the only way of losing is by looking at him. He can stand directly behind you and nothing will happen as long as you don't turn around. You can even walk backwards into him. Just make sure you don't go sideways past him, or he will actually be standing in front of you and you lose.

[–]DarkTurtle 1 point2 points ago

It's not about what you see, it's about what you don't see: what will Slenderman do? Why would he follow you? Can't be good if the game ends as he gets you.

[–]MrSlenderman 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I just want 20 Krabby Patties.

[–]ImmaBeADork 1 point2 points ago

There are not enough up votes to give to compensate how much I just laughed.

[–]choco_dude 1 point2 points ago

This post was Ub3r L33t

[–]Festivalen 5 points6 points ago

can someone explain to me why slenderman is so scary? what is this? why do people upvote this? is this a r/gaming version of tyson?

[–]Grifachu 6 points7 points ago

I just played the game today and seeing several post about it on reddit is not helping sleep.

[–]Kpyolysis 13 points14 points ago

Play the game with yakety-sax playing. You will never have trouble again

[–]purenitrogen 8 points9 points ago

Go through any difficult task with yakety sax playing. Never rage in a video game, never argue with your girlfriend. It is my ringtone and never fails to amuse me.

[–]Kpyolysis 5 points6 points ago

Never worry that the cops will find you before the body is all the way buried..

[–]purenitrogen 5 points6 points ago

I'm at least four times more productive with the song. Chances are slim they'd catch me mid bury. And if they did the chase scene with yakety sax dubbed over it would earn me massive YouTube hits and karma. Sweet, sweet karma.

[–]redditchao999 20 points21 points ago

Just look at the model when you're not in the game. See how stupid he looks. He's made of play-dough. You can make crazy hair for him. He's pretty much Mr. Potato head. There you go, you're welcome.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 16 points17 points ago

You've really put a lot of thought into not being scared by him, huh?

[–]redditchao999 0 points1 point ago

No, just listing reasons off the top of my head.

[–]Seantzor 2 points3 points ago

Mr. Potato head raped me when I was younger. Thanks a lot jerk, now I'm even more terrified.

[–]purenitrogen 4 points5 points ago

And he's behind you, right now, reading this over your shoulder. Don't.. Move..

[–]ClusterMakeLove 2 points3 points ago

I just discovered r/nosleep, went for a run under a full moon, and am now staring at my ceiling.

[–]vertigo1083 3 points4 points ago

Alright, I googled slenderman, and it gave me this.

For all the world, I cannot figure out wtf this has to do with gaming, and I'm not trying to be an asshole, genuinely curious.

Someone enlighten me?

[–]ralf_ 5 points6 points ago

It is a simple concept game (don't expect something full featured) for Windows/Mac. Only 70 MB and free so give it a try:

http://www.parsecproductions.net/slender/

[–]Iwokeupwithoutapillo 4 points5 points ago

They made a game about the Slenderman mythos. And a subreddit too. /r/slender, I think?

[–]greatjamama 6 points7 points ago

I liked it.

[–]poobicus 5 points6 points ago

bye bye, r/gaming. there is officially no content here anymore.

[–]Robby5566 2 points3 points ago

I really don't like all this Slender hype. I do, however, fucking love Patrick, apparently really does make anything funny.

[–]Stagierfall 4 points5 points ago

[–]PirateOwl 1 point2 points ago

That seems like an appropriate response.

[–]herpty_derpty -1 points0 points ago

It's just Nosferatu dressed as Slenderman.

That Nosferatu, he's so wacky...

[–]fluckyou -1 points0 points ago

Lol and I was just watching that episode about a day ago.

[–]HorizonRising 1 point2 points ago

He's lonely... He only wants a friend to hang out with!

[–]ThePenguinBrigadier -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who read that in Homer's voice?

[–]WOWAMAO 0 points1 point ago

anyone know which episode this is?

[–]schavira 1 point2 points ago

Wii U?

[–]weewooweewoo 0 points1 point ago

Huh.

[–]Astr0h 1 point2 points ago

Someone should make a mod where slendermen ends up being the hash slinging slasher.

[–]fera_acedia 0 points1 point ago

The best use of sound cues would be Silent Hill. That game capitalized on the fact that the only way you knew something was near you was based on how loud the white noise from the radio was. It was the slender game times 100 because that was one of the main game mechanics. I honestly did not find the slender game scary.

[–]Jondayz 0 points1 point ago

Aten Ha Ra Been there, done that.

[–]Kai_973 0 points1 point ago

Apparently I'm the only one here who doesn't know what "this game" is. What game is this?

[–]DigitalHippie 1 point2 points ago

Ok, I unsubscribed from the popular subs over a year ago. Tonight I decided to click on "All" to see what was going on in the rest of the site. I have to admit that I have never felt more "out of the loop" than I do now.

Can someone please explain this to me?

[–]healthexercise 0 points1 point ago

He is searching for something and lastly he found it.

[–]weewoo92 1 point2 points ago

Someone called?

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

ha ha

[–]doggone_it -1 points0 points ago

This is, without a doubt, the best thing I have seen all day.

[–]XsalvieX 0 points1 point ago

I think he's black! (for comedic purposes only)

[–]TimesWasting 0 points1 point ago

With all this exposure on Reddit, Slenderman doesn't even scare me anymore :D

[–]Stevules 0 points1 point ago

Reddit always manages to incorporate Spongebob into just about everything. This I enjoy.

[–]diggow 0 points1 point ago

He is not that scary in the game, he should be around 3 meters tall.

[–]seesix 0 points1 point ago

He's like the teacher in school who hates at you... he looks like strike, but he doesn't.

[–]CptAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

This is not a scary game. Now go change your underwear.

[–]Casban 0 points1 point ago

Everyone would feel a lot better if they just watched [eleven drunk guys playing slender] (

[–]charcoalbriquetting -1 points0 points ago

SpongeBob so happy because the reason why big stars are willing to accompany him to send along with. There is always a lot of people see you when you look stupid, very few people with you .

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[–]Casban 0 points1 point ago

Everyone needs to watch eleven drunk guys playing slender it really calms the soul with lulz.

[–]aviatorzack 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god someone edit this video, PLEASE

This one right here.

My suggestion would be to replace the wanted paper with a page from Slender, and then when he puts it down have slenderman there.

[–]Juggernog 0 points1 point ago

He only wants treatment for his oversized arms and hasn't worked out the best way to approach people yet!

[–]davidlen 0 points1 point ago

Dopelives (AKA laddergoat guy) playing Slender

[–]TheBlueGhost 0 points1 point ago

There's a new Slenderman:Source that is trying to get onto Steam. Slenderman looks better there.

[–]Tom_berry 0 points1 point ago

fuck everything about slenderman

[–]taishidaioh 0 points1 point ago

did anybody ever actually find all the notes?

[–]HipsterTrollViking -1 points0 points ago

Pff he isnt that scary.

[–]acueman 1 point2 points ago

Goes to comments expecting funny spongebob jokes, sees heated argument over if slender is scary or not

[–]Biddybatch 0 points1 point ago

To be honest i think slenderman is sexy! XD

[–]CCECJHEMC 0 points1 point ago

He gives you a hug what's so bad about that? I like hugs.

[–]Nachti 0 points1 point ago

Okay, I've got to ask: What's with all the Slender hype? Am I the only one who finds that game to be really boring?

[–]salvu667 0 points1 point ago

Patrick get out of there!

[–]skunkynugget 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this episode. I imagine this is silent hill?

[–]Anasto 0 points1 point ago

OMG HE'S BEHIND ME! "CHHHHHHHHHHHH" Dies

[–]crookedparadigm 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck are we done with posts about this game yet?

[–]Metal_Lyrics 0 points1 point ago

As someone that just woke up from a dream about the Slenderman... goddammit, this was pretty funny.

[–]Daniel1990 0 points1 point ago

what is name of the game?

[–]ThatWhiteRabbit 0 points1 point ago

Looking forward to Slender: Source.

This Slenderman is shite. Looks nothing like the scary bastard he should.

[–]RonBurgAnchor 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read that in the tune of the doctor who theme song?

[–]Twitchifies 0 points1 point ago

[–]lindh 1 point2 points ago

It's a wacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-slender-man!

[–]ViceKingsAPB 0 points1 point ago

His name is... Slenderman

[–]RockyCoon 1 point2 points ago

Sure,

A Potato in a Suit.

[–]zerg_rush_lol 0 points1 point ago

[–]step5489 -1 points0 points ago

vote for slender source on steam

[–]Grifachu 0 points1 point ago

Slender