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[–]SithLard 34 points35 points ago

wow. it's on the internet. so it. must. be....true.

[–]ColdSheep 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, I want this to be true but for some reason I can't picture Bill Nye telling another guy to "bring the Vaseline"

[–]MattyD123 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I thought maybe this might have a slim chance of being an actual quote until I got to the vaseline part.

[–]Jester814 0 points1 point ago

Came here to post this

[–]doshka 34 points35 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

[–]admiral_giggles 2 points3 points ago

you're doing the lord's work, son

[–]doshka 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, I try. Can't let things get out of hand.

[–]acranox 0 points1 point ago

If it must be true, then so must this Snopes report that says it's false. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/billnye.asp

[–]DropHawk 36 points37 points ago

OP, please delete this before it spreads. There are far too many people who won't realize that it isn't real. Poorly written, childish satire shouldn't be spread like this.

[–]doshka 11 points12 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

[–]ichigo2862 9 points10 points ago

Actual quote? Seems someone can't tell satire from news.

[–]doshka 12 points13 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

[–]High_Value_Target 7 points8 points ago

What you gonna do... when the power of SCIENCE runs wild on you!??

oooohhh yeeeeaaaaa

[–]doshka 9 points10 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

[–]High_Value_Target 1 point2 points ago

Randy is Sad but thankful for the truth.

[–]doshka 1 point2 points ago

Randy is handling this very maturely. I'm proud of him.

[–]duleewopper 0 points1 point ago

Play this to MJ's Don't stop 'til you get enough.

[–]WarPhalange -2 points-1 points ago

MACHO MADNESS, sky's the limit!

[–]DjTacman 3 points4 points ago

I wanted this to be true so badly...

[–]doshka 4 points5 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

[–]oahayder 0 points1 point ago

why? bill nye would never be this rude

[–]doashoobs 3 points4 points ago

source?

[–]Howard_Beale 10 points11 points ago

The Daily Currant, so you know it's fake.

[–]doshka 4 points5 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

[–]Deiwos22 2 points3 points ago

Its a fucking shame cause me and my Vaseline would have loved it.

[–]doshka 6 points7 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.

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[–]Timmyc62 16 points17 points ago

See top right of the page - "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

Emphasis mine.

[–]doshka 4 points5 points ago

This is from the Daily Current, a satirical "newspaper" like the Onion. It didn't happen. Links to original, the Google cache, and the Reddit post from yesterday.

I am shamelessly posting this reply on every comment that might make it to the top, to prevent the spread of madness.