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[–]Fictivefive 2 points3 points ago

Are Canadians really that nice? I always thought that was one of those stereotypes that would prove not to be true.

[–]tconvery[S] 7 points8 points ago

can only speak for me, but I felt awful when I down voted, and I do smile at strangers.

[–]Fictivefive 4 points5 points ago

Well, then I'm glad there are people like you in the world. :)

[–]tconvery[S] 6 points7 points ago

Thanks friend!! When you can, come to Canada. Lots of stuff to do here, great food, and warm smiles! (and maple syrup and a shit ton of bacon).

[–]Short_Amigo 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget poutine. That may be heart attack waiting to happen, but it's food worth dying for.

[–]eryka_xoxo 2 points3 points ago

CANDY BAAAACON!!!!!

[–]tconvery[S] 1 point2 points ago

Have you seen the bacon jam yet? It's epic!

[–]Ragnalypse -2 points-1 points ago

I am offended by your use of such vulgar language.

[–]ch3ls3a_gurl 5 points6 points ago

A lot of passive aggressive people here in Toronto. Yes I'll hold the door for you, but if you don't thank me you can be damn sure I'll glare at the back of your head for the duration I'm behind you.

[–]tconvery[S] 1 point2 points ago

OMG so true!!!

[–]Earlisaboss 1 point2 points ago

Most Canadians are good hearted, but we can't say everyone in Canada is nice.

[–]KrimzinBlade666 3 points4 points ago

I take everything back, Spiderbro! Never again!

[–]Carlaell 2 points3 points ago

Lulz at fat kid in the background waddling around.

[–]Darkhatred 2 points3 points ago

Hmm I never really thought about it I don't down vote much, I just up vote things that make me laugh or have a picture of a dog or cat.

[–]basementboy 2 points3 points ago

yeah, I've always had a "if you can't upvote, don't vote at all" kind of mentality. Same goes with youtube videos.

[–]Throwaway281281 2 points3 points ago

Spiderbro, never forget

[–]craigfire81 2 points3 points ago

Also as a new redditor Canadian, you were my first downvote. I'm sorry D: What have I done?

[–]tconvery[S] 1 point2 points ago

HA! Nice one!!

[–]Ginner88 2 points3 points ago

Ok. I'm canadian and I've just gotten into reddit too. But downvoting isn't hard. I don't do it often cause I'm easy to please. But not al canadians are like that.

[–]iseered22 -1 points0 points ago

stop playing up the stereotype to americans it's annoying, there's some truth obviously. I am a Canadian and i would like to say DON'T YOU EVER FUCK WITH ME I'll cut your tongue out with a broken hockey stick

[–]Buddy146 4 points5 points ago

Ya, sorry about this guy eh! Also Bieber

[–]Earlisaboss 2 points3 points ago

DON'T BRING UP BIEBER!!!

[–]tconvery[S] 1 point2 points ago

ha!