Every time I wash a spoon.

LeeJamesMusic1 · 7 days

Without fail, splashes on the crotch.

FungalowJoe · 7 days

Mistake? Making water umbrellas is one of dishwashing's few joys!

placebo398 · 7 days

Read this too quickly and thought it said: "Every time I wish I was a spoon." Saw the picture and realized I might have made a mistake.

nukeforyou · 7 days

Ever try washing a ladle? Whatever was in it, is now in your eye.

award07 · 7 days

Water on FULL BLAST.

Kelsomatic · 7 days

Tilt forward >30 degrees. Problem solved.

AyoTech · 7 days

Deep icecream scoop always under a plate directly under the spray

facetron5165 · 7 days

As a dishwasher, I can confirm this happens all the time.

no_no_NO_okay · 7 days

Been handwashing dishes for my entire life. This. Every fucking time.

TXKush01 · 7 days

Water fucking EVERYWHERE.

leftbrainisright · 7 days

Professional dishwasher here.
Hey, don't do that.

Shadow16nh · 6 days

There is no spoon.

AndersBM · 7 days

point the spoon downwards. logic

Problem_Santa · 6 days

If you do this Every. Fucking. Time. then you are Pretty. Damn. Stupid.

Lick_My_Nuts · 7 days

You're an idiot.

EnhancementShaman · 7 days

Mistake?

On purpose because its awesome.

machetebrownsugar69 · 7 days

I love to wash soup ladles that way at work, makes my day a little more fun.

mamahustle · 7 days

Damn a tiny sink. :(

OJSamson · 7 days

I do this, not by mistake. the mistake is forgetting the consequences.

envstat · 7 days

We've a tap in the toilets at work that does this, every time I come out looking like I pissed all over the front of my pants. Trick is to then get more water and splash on your shirt so it's obvious what happened.

InsaneBarryZane · 7 days

Anyone who has ever washed dishes at a restaurant is aware that soup cups are angled just the right way to spray you in the face when you put them under the sprayer, there is no way to avoid this.

trevdaddy · 7 days

As a job being a dishwasher, I easily forget this with ladles, and, in return, I sometimes get blasted in the face with water coming right back at me.

JonBunne · 7 days

I wash dishes for a living and i still make this mistake.

Edit: This sounds pathetic, i'm a college student and a manager at my fast food restaurant. I simply enjoy washing dishes.

CaspianCobalt · 7 days

It reminds me of a morning, not too long ago. I was peacefully pouring milk into my cereal...then it happened. It was all promptly funneled onto my lap, too.

alown · 7 days

This happens to me all the time with cups. I have very high water pressure and the water leaves the cup just as fast as it enters.

dayvieee · 7 days

I like to think of it as "2 birds 1 stone" I mean you practically just washed your shirt. So not only have you washed the dishes, you've washed your shirt!

moshpitallah · 7 days

that's because you don't wash the dishes often

beautifulluciddreams · 7 days

DAE wash spoon?

Jayers · 7 days

I think I saw this on facebook a few hours ago, I'm glad it's now on reddit.

Ludlov · 7 days

I read that as "Every time i WAS a spoon." My disappointment was great.

royalBtenenbaum · 6 days

The only thing more infuriating than this is when my earbuds get caught on something. The slightest tug and I want to see fuckin heads rolling.

AccountCreated4This · 6 days

Trying to scrub any kind of bowl object in my sink leaves me soaking wet. Fucking dishes.

donteatjesus · 6 days

Ice cube trays are even worse.

troopacoopa · 6 days

Couldn't find a shorter clip

TigerWylde · 6 days

Not sure if moron saw it on FB and put it here fast - or was on here and is re post...

ZeraskGuilda · 6 days

Yup...That about sums up my life there..

Marleyfan · 6 days

Better than getting forked, or better yet sporked;)

Dinewiz · 6 days

If you don't learn after the first few times, you're an idiot.

GMonsoon · 6 days

Just lick the spoon clean and call it a day

mike213player213 · 6 days

This is why women should always do the dishes.

wudman · 6 days

So true!

TigerWylde · 6 days

After looking at comments - im amazed that every person that pointed out that only a mental retard would ever even do this once (you didn't learn about concave/convex surfaces in 4th grade?) - let alone do it multiple times.. should be on some kind of list to be executed for being to fucking retarded to live - was down voted. (and in all fairness most of the comments were much nicer than I was.)

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

Eddyoshi · 6 days

ha ha

stonedchao · 6 days

that's because you are clearly a moron

adventurousideas · 6 days

I read this as "every time i wish i had a spoon" and had to re-read it.

Last time i wished i had a spoon, i wound up carving one from a branch.

That spoon, when finished was attached to the branch by a small chunk of wood, which i took my carving knife to in an attempt to break it free.

I wound up jamming the x-acto carving blade deep into my leg.

First thought: Wow, that is a really sharp blade, it cuts really well.

Second thought: I wish i had just gone to fetch a spoon.

Third thought: Oh wait i'm bleeding.

Lesson: Just grab a spoon from the drawer when you need one.

midir · 6 days

Tangent: I was pouring milk into my goddamn cereal the other day and this happened and it splashed out of the bowl. So I moved the mug I was pouring it from back a bit and poured carefully and it dribbled down the side of the mug on to the table. So then I removed the spoon and poured quickly to prevent the mug dribbling and it splashed against the concave surfaces of the fucking cereal I had and on to my crotch.

hobowithashotgun2990 · 6 days

And.... time to change my shorts.

the_awesome_machine · 6 days

Don't you people ever learn?

Social_Llama · 6 days

Read that as "Every time I want to spoon" Thinking bf/gf rejecting you or something... I don't know. This is much better. :D

picado · 6 days

This water drop slow motion video and this impact crater.

brotoes · 6 days

Wow, read that as "every time I wish I was a spoon"

LostInEngland · 6 days

I have dyslexia. I read the title as "Every time I wish I was a spoon." I had no idea what was going on.

Dudeiszack · 6 days

Getting karma from something posted on Facebook yesterday

nexusxalpha · 6 days

Turn it Upside down

ProfessorImprobable · 6 days

I found that, as unsettling as it is, if you put the spoon very near the spout (high enough that you feel like you're trying to spray your pants), the water doesn't have the energy to clear the edge of the sink.

BaobhanSith · 6 days

Every time I turn the fucking tap on there's one lurking underneath waiting to do that. I swear, all the knives and forks are lying safely away from where the water falls but there's always a fucking spoon right there.

Purplemando · 6 days

This is a repost.

patto2k · 6 days

should this be as funny as it is?

DrunkMc · 6 days

You don't need to have the water on full blast when washing the dishes. This is what 30 years on this Earth has taught me.

chumpette · 6 days

This happens even when the spoon is on a plate in the sink & I'm not touching it. Splashes all around.

I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy by the sink design people.

el___diablo · 6 days

SOLUTION : Buy a fucking dishwasher !

octodat · 6 days

Please Reddit, stop this madness. Thats not only a repos, but THE repost, i can't count how many times i've sen this.

mintfoot · 6 days

So, we're stealing from Facebook now?

Mor1or · 6 days

You need to realize the truth: There is no spoon.

cpthomp · 6 days

hold the spoon in the sink drain

mintwhip · 6 days

There is no spoon.

Mofptown · 6 days

I work at a restaurant and I do this like 15 times a day ahhrg

wdalphin · 6 days

I do that too, but with the icecream scoop.

Every.
Time.

And then I have to clean off the entire kitchen counter and the window behind the sink.

Phishymoe · 6 days

Try cleaning ladles at a restaraunt

k1t73n · 6 days

Did this with a protein shake shaker last night and literally soaked the entire kitchen....I saw the fun in it, my fiancé however, did not.

robputnok · 6 days

"everyone I wash a spoon". Women problems.

totis36 · 6 days

It's much worse with a tablespoon. Everytime there is a tablespoon in the sink and I open the faucet, it ends up sending a stream of water directly at me.

teefletch · 6 days

its possible to hold the spoon in such a way that a heart <3 is formed by the water spilling off the spoon. You need to have the right kind of sink though, and by that i mean, the stream from the sink needs to have no bubbles in it and be a rather strong flow. Like when you turn the sink on full blast, no bubbles should be in the stream. I showed this to a girl once on valentines day, she was amazed. Theres a sink at work that works perfectly for this, ill give pics...

Troninater · 6 days

SPOOOOOOOON!!!!!

WreckerCrew · 6 days

That is why you should not procreate.

nicknack3000 · 6 days

Because of reddit, I don't

ilovegeorgebush · 6 days

You must not be very smart if you don't learn from your mistakes. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

henceforthly · 6 days

I don't call it a mistake, I call it an awesome mini-fountain

Trogdor86 · 6 days

TILT THE SPOON whilst washing. I learned that after a day of washing dishes for a restaurant.

shitmaker · 5 days

Mistake I always thoughts it was pretty fucking awesome

tikcuf12 · 7 days

If you actually do this I'm surprised you're capable of breathing without assistance.

splabida · 7 days

...And you're dumb.

TerraRyan11 · 7 days

Huh...that's funny I call out this repost every fucking time.

Notveryraven · 7 days

I have to be honest, when I first read the post, I thought it said "every time I wish I was a spoon"...awkward..

cutthroattrick · 7 days

Water. Water everywhere.

Drink_Clorox_and_Die · 7 days

How do you do that every time? I can understand maybe 3 times consecutively but if it's every time you're either A) retarded or B) not using your dishwasher right. Tell her to get back in the kitchen.

ostereje · 7 days

I dont, i got a dishwasher.

Morindre · 7 days

put it upside down

Wazoisme · 7 days

So has everyone else who has posted this

Hellenomania · 7 days

Life tip :

Turn on all water, gas, hose, everything at minimum. Full on, always ends in disaster.

Saxophobia1275 · 7 days

I never understood this pain.

My new place has no dishwasher.

I know that feel, I know it.

IM_ALWAYS_RACIST · 7 days

Spoon Rhymes with Coon.

Rexono · 7 days

I am not a clever man.

IDoNotAgreeWithYou · 7 days

why would you waste so much water rinsing a spoon?

kiwifuel · 6 days

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ALEX!!!! STOP GETTING ON THE FIRST FEW PAGES OF REDDIT. I GET IT, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.

synicalx1 · 7 days

Who washes a spoon like that? That won't clean it at all, you need to scrub it with some detergent or something

funny

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