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[–]patosganaron 6 points7 points ago

I personally have never gone out with a face swap, but I'm sure this isn't a bad choice to date...

[–]ArsonWolf 2 points3 points ago

They told me i could be anything. So I became a lamp

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

Face bomb. Face swap is when two or more people have their faces arranged amongst them. Also, tenso (zooming in on a given person in the picture) doesn't really occur in face swaps.

[–]Pantherwolf 5 points6 points ago

Tenso occurred in original face swaps; a particularly gruesome facial expression would be focused, zoomed so far in until the rest of the faces were out of view; then the final picture zoomed out to the original with the newly-replaced faces, creating the humor. Nowadays they are just streamlined into original picture - swapped picture, which cuts out the building humor.

[–]Phoequinox -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I figured that there were instances of it, so I chose my words carefully, avoiding "Never" and opting for something a little less absolute.

[–]Pantherwolf 1 point2 points ago

It isn't that you were wrong; it's just that "face swap" and "face bomb" stem from a common ancestor, the tenso-based face replacement mini comic.

[–]stickaslap 3 points4 points ago

Lighten up

[–]FVBAR 2 points3 points ago

You're more patient than me. I usually just say "Loser."

[–]bigfoot1291 1 point2 points ago

Don't know if pun was intended or unintended.

[–]stickaslap 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit, one big pun

[–]Phoequinox -1 points0 points ago

I don't really care, which is why I wasn't rude. I just like to spread the information.

[–]pizzatime 0 points1 point ago

Good knowledge. Where did the word tenso come from?

[–]bravoredditbravo 0 points1 point ago

His anus

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

I think I heard once, but I forget. KnowYourMeme has ll the details of it.

[–]JoshXinYourAss 3 points4 points ago

That just looked creepy it reminded me of this

[–]LowB0b 5 points6 points ago

Hijacking your comment, hopes OP sees this,

here are a few of what I have on my pc http://imgur.com/a/E9OO8

[–]HigherFive 4 points5 points ago

NO.

[–]Flash_Mob_Fisting 0 points1 point ago

I concur

[–]grizzlyjizz 0 points1 point ago

amber lamps

[–]PhillyT2020 -1 points0 points ago

How did this garbage make it to my front page

[–]poingpoing 1 point2 points ago

[–]roflknief777 0 points1 point ago

I had +7 next to ur name... its a 6 now. T.T y did u have to repost... WHY!?!?!

[–]orionxx[S] 0 points1 point ago

O.o I lost a point.. That sucks

Didn't know it was a repost... I apologize deeply

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

What you should have done was zoom in on the beast in the middle, then bomb us with the lamp!

Hilarity would ensue.

[–]blacknailpolish 0 points1 point ago

anything to get rid of that dude's heinous unibrow

[–]Coopernius 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too hard at this...

[–]Drewlord 0 points1 point ago

This is one of those time I wish I could upvote more than once

[–]Enragedsun 0 points1 point ago

Does this count as a face swap?

[–]puddlepuddle00 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, boy. This is the first face swap to actually make me laugh!

[–]jakemyers7 -1 points0 points ago

I dont think you fully grasped the idea of what a face swap is.

[–]Crystalisk -1 points0 points ago

I was looking for the funny, but the funny was nowhere to be found!

[–]TigerWylde -1 points0 points ago

I think everyone who posts a faceswap should be executed the most painful method I can think of that day.

Today its to be devoured alive slowly by one (1) piranha while being kept alive with only fish chum to eat.

[–]GWARgasm -2 points-1 points ago

WHAT WAS THE VERY FIRST FACE BOMB???

[–]crimsonmerlion -5 points-4 points ago

I'm sorry, but this is pretty old.

[–]jakemyers7 4 points5 points ago

"Hey nanny" "Hey jake" "Im sorry but you're pretty old so you cant be around anymore"

[–]Asassinsneed 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry but this kind of comment is really old.

[–]Bunyungtung -3 points-2 points ago

Id fuck the shit out of the grandma. Literally i want the shit to come out and land on my dick.

[–]rawed -3 points-2 points ago

[–]The_blue_shark -3 points-2 points ago

Haha, I like this one