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[–]Jaboomaphoo 34 points35 points ago

That's for teachers.

[–]PraetorianXX 12 points13 points ago

I had a teacher who kept a bottle of Teacher's whisky in her top drawer. We were such a fun class to teach.

[–]Littlecakeman 1 point2 points ago

Nope. If you look carefully, you will notice that those bottles are all Bacardi. And generally the only people who actually enjoy Bacardi are people who don't know any better. So we can assume this is for that dude who is over 21 and is buying liquor for college freshmen. He gets to pocket the savings and the freshmen don't realize they are drinking a bottle of piss.

[–]J055A 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking it was for the parents who will be celebrating.

[–]Odinman 14 points15 points ago

Well that's really where most of your money goes.

[–]Siethron 6 points7 points ago

For those not in college, this man speaks the truth.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 2 points3 points ago

You don't have to remind me. It's been four years since I finished college, and that's still where my money goes.

[–]rossryan 0 points1 point ago

Dual-masters in anthropology and social work, with a private high-interest loan?

[–]zelmerszoetrop 0 points1 point ago

Just one MA in math, actually. Interviewed for more than two dozen data scientist positions in silicon valley but haven't gotten one, ended up SAT tutoring for a 35 an hour, which, for those unfamiliar with the SF bay area, is less than a living wage.

[–]rossryan 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, you're surprisingly safe. Just out of idle curiosity, how are your programming skills?

[–]zelmerszoetrop 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly safe?

My programming skills are poor. I an code math stuff, most of the Project Euler first 100 problems, but I would need a bit of study to write any real program.

[–]Bipolarruledout 2 points3 points ago

"Recession proof".

[–]Rydog814 5 points6 points ago

I can only imagine the taglines they could use if they were allowed to market to minors:

-Welcome to the 6th grade. -Go big or go home. -Bacardi, it never hurts to start early.

[–]Drsweetcum 4 points5 points ago

I'm broke so I shall stock up on no-name vodka and natural ice, so no thank you rich people

[–]fatcheeksgumbo 8 points9 points ago

http://imgur.com/Yc3dC 3 weeks ago..

[–]beautifulluciddreams 4 points5 points ago

The backwards bottle is bothering me.

[–]fatcheeksgumbo 1 point2 points ago

i really..really sometimes get annoyed with reddit...

Back to school savings for teachers... (imgur.com) submitted 19 days ago by fatcheeksgumbo to funny commentsharesavehidedeletensfwflair

[–]MonkeeSage 2 points3 points ago

[–]beautifulluciddreams 0 points1 point ago

[–]Midn1ghtwhisp3r 0 points1 point ago

What i love is how it's listed as being on the nail care isle.

[–]fatcheeksgumbo 2 points3 points ago

it was shy.... lol!

[–]fatcheeksgumbo 8 points9 points ago

thanks for stealing my picture.. and getting way more upvotes than me..

[–]ultradelete 2 points3 points ago

That sucks...and people are down voting your comments for some reason.

[–]fatcheeksgumbo 0 points1 point ago

eh.. whatever.

[–]kiravonrorshak 1 point2 points ago

Makes PERFECT sense to me - the kids going back to school and being out of my hair 5+ hours a day is worth CELEBRATING.

[–]Hempel 0 points1 point ago

Well teachers have to go back to school too, if you had that job you'd drink too, and considering how little they're paid might as well try to save money on aclohol.

[–]KookyGuy 1 point2 points ago

Move back to school sign, and put it behind liquor = Ton of Karma. Brilliant!

[–]bliu007 1 point2 points ago

I wish my stores sold liquor. Its just beer and wine here

[–]TheChosenOne013 0 points1 point ago

Yyeeah... In PA we need to go to the "Wine and Spirits", which is the only place you can get liquor. Then to get beer you need to go to a beer distributor, which isn't sold anywhere else BUT a beer distributor (except some bars). It sucks.

[–]publius4 1 point2 points ago

I love the subtle irony in "Back 2 school".

[–]iMarmalade 0 points1 point ago

I don't see the problem.

On an unrelated note, I don't remember much of the 8th grade.

[–]Poindextra 0 points1 point ago

No illusions here, I love it. Now where's the pillow aisle...

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

WHAT STORE?

[–]RoflCopter4 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, since when is it legal to sell alcohol in a normal store?

[–]fatcheeksgumbo 1 point2 points ago

In California ((LA)) there is hard liquor in CVS's.. like, straight up state stores.. this pic does not really show the extent of rows of alcohol you can buy.. as your getting your your drug store stuff.. not like the cheap 5 percent stuff..but jameson, jager, 3 olives, etc...

[–]heatproofmatt 0 points1 point ago

These bitches be drunk during recess

[–]joeeb22 0 points1 point ago

Party on Garth

[–]Nikkasted 0 points1 point ago

I assumed it would be condoms, was not disapointed.

[–]diMario 0 points1 point ago

Oooh! Lummie!

[–]Pebblesetc 0 points1 point ago

Apparently Marissa Cooper is coordinating the back to school deals at that store...

[–]iKill_eu 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I'll take my Cpt. Morgan any day, Bacardi's too expensive.

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, the only Bacardi product i enjoy is Oakheart and Grey Goose.

Yes, Bacardi own Grey Goose.

[–]pumpkinking2833 0 points1 point ago

Someone's getting firedddddddd

[–]TheeSweeney 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if those look deceptively like mouthwash bottle on purpose

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 0 points1 point ago

Mouth wash is the poor mans vodka, dont hate.

[–]JDurr001 0 points1 point ago

dayum, would be great for college students

[–]alfdog5755 0 points1 point ago

that's for the bar tending school that moe sislack went to on the Simpsons! ha!

[–]UncleTedGenneric 0 points1 point ago

redditors don't think of college as school.

/sudden clarity clarence 

[–]breebree934 0 points1 point ago

Go CVS!

[–]Anomonis 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if joking, or if freshman who doesn't realize how important this is...

[–]BossBen941 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Scotland

[–]Desando 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, that's not far off for my college-back to school list :o

[–]kareemabduljabbq 0 points1 point ago

why does that bacardi have a listerine cap? is the cap also a shot glass? wait.....wait....WHY DON'T THEY ALREADY DO THAT?

[–]Tri-ranaceratops 0 points1 point ago

Bacardi are making mouthwash?

[–]casendilla 0 points1 point ago

Repost from my account...

[–]ja674 0 points1 point ago

Last year Walmart had signs that said "College supplies" with the ping pong balls and red solo cups... Good to know these dumbasses pay $80+ grand a year to learn how to drink and aim while drunk.

[–]Ejomafuvwe2 0 points1 point ago

I'd put both of them in my basket and walk into the bathroom and dump out the mouth wash in the toilet then rinse it out and put the bacardi in it and hopefully the cashier wouldn't notice then I could get drunk in front of my mom every morning.

[–]INomYou 0 points1 point ago

Bacardi gold? Must be a private college.

[–]cheesepizzalover -2 points-1 points ago

ID BE DRINKEN LIKE A MOTHER F@CKER IF SAY THAT DEAL-cheesepizzalover

[–]taylorXprevails 0 points1 point ago

Last year Walmart had signs that said "College supplies" with the ping pong balls and red solo cups... Good to know these dumbasses pay $80+ grand a year to learn how to drink and aim while drunk..

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like somebody wasn't invited to any parties.