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[–]DrKisses 38 points39 points ago

LIEUTENANT DAN ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMMM

[–]OnceIHadACookie 41 points42 points ago

[–]CoughinBiscuitDust 5 points6 points ago

a classic

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Momma said they was my magic shoes.

[–]aynez 8 points9 points ago

If I could upvote this image two times I'd do it. Cats and lieutenant Dan are my two favorite things in this world.

[–]viddles 2 points3 points ago

I like beer and women.

[–]Cheeky_Allegations -3 points-2 points ago

I like women and beer, but not at the same time for that is called rape and is looked down upon in many countries.

[–]Lowbacca1977 3 points4 points ago

Put Smarties tubes on cats legs make them walk like a robot

[–]oiledbanshee 1 point2 points ago

[–]rhyno8130 7 points8 points ago

Naturally, read it in Gump's voice. Was not disappointed.

[–]sincelastjuly 5 points6 points ago

ALL MY UPVOTES ARE BELONG TO YOU.

[–]brutusthedinglefairy[S] 4 points5 points ago

And I to you, my good sir

[–]sincelastjuly 1 point2 points ago

ma'am, my good sir! <3

[–]brutusthedinglefairy[S] 0 points1 point ago

YES!! Fellow female redditor!! The proud, the few :)

[–]sincelastjuly 0 points1 point ago

haha, we sound like a marines ad :)

[–]r7smash 5 points6 points ago

So funny!

[–]Ikbentim 4 points5 points ago

How bad can your day be when you're still in school?

[–]jonesy191 2 points3 points ago

no its hovercat-the prototype!

[–]scythesabre 3 points4 points ago

Only three reposts of this? Almost feels like more.

[–]JediMasterSam 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Lieutenant Cat! 3coms 4pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]moosepoints 2 points3 points ago

Now it won't be the same while shrimping.

[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

On the plus side, you're your own boat.

[–]heracleides 0 points1 point ago

My table is alive!

[–]AcelnTheWhole 2 points3 points ago

The third time is still pretty hilarious

[–]pour7me7another 1 point2 points ago

Hmmm looks familiar. Pssst check my post history.

[–]Feefafeef 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too fucking hard at this...

[–]oviedofuntimes 1 point2 points ago

Titanium alloy, the kind they use on the space shuttle.

You got magic legs

[–]CptRibz 1 point2 points ago

Jenny, JENNY YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

[–]winstoncash 0 points1 point ago

MAGIC LEGS..

[–]Djloudenclear 0 points1 point ago

[–]CrazyNeon99 1 point2 points ago

What is this referencing?

[–]mrPotatoChips 0 points1 point ago

Forrest Gump. You need to watch it.

[–]CrazyNeon99 0 points1 point ago

Wow. I really should have known that. Thanks for the reply!

[–]toxicgummyworm 0 points1 point ago

That is just great.

[–]mysn07 1 point2 points ago

*Mewtenat Dan

[–]the_second -1 points0 points ago

To be fair, if it's possible to make permanent changes to semi-public machines at your school, your admin is doing something wrong.

[–]daysofstatic 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, I mean at my high school in the design iMac lab, the internet is controlled (obviously) but we have free reign over the desktop background.

[–]the_second 0 points1 point ago

That's what I mean. A proper setup would either be seperate accounts for every student (preventing this) or rolling back the machine to a snapshot after a reboot (which would prevent this). Everything else is just a data protection desaster waiting to happen. Either someone is going to remain logged in to their email account or something and people start sniffing or someone puts nasty stuff on the machine for others to find. Either way, the admin's ass is on the line.

[–]equos94 1 point2 points ago

This is brilliant. Made my day.

[–]hollrob18 1 point2 points ago

Oh dear god this is the best thing i've ever seen

[–]blacknailpolish -3 points-2 points ago

This wasn't funny the first time I saw it.

[–]clevername516 -2 points-1 points ago

You AINT got no legs.

[–]assassinassassout 0 points1 point ago

I feel dumb but where the hell are his legs? Photoshopped out...?

[–]CannibalIowa 0 points1 point ago

He lost them in Vietnamese, but it's ok. He has new ones made of titanium alloy, like on a space shuttle.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

He lost them in Vietnamese

Many say English is difficult, but I don't recall any incidents where it wounded anyone.

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

You weren't there shudder language class, all the homework, you'd be lucky if you didn't lose a limb.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

you'd be lucky if you didn't lose a limb.

Looked at your username. I'm just going to get back in my car slowly and leave.

[–]CannibalIowa 2 points3 points ago

No! Come back! I swear! I don't bite unless you're delicious!

[–]thisisnotderek11 -1 points0 points ago

A tragic result of the cat-bun wars.

[–]stutteringgeiser -5 points-4 points ago

Downvoted for the shitty, made up title. Fuck you, brutusthedinglefairy. How shitty can a 16 year olds day possibly be?

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

Well maybe his father committed suicide a week before, his girlfriend of several years was hit by a car, and through the distraction he has to drop out of school soon to get a job and support his family. It hurts to much for him to talk about it to others, especially over Reddit. And no where it says that he's 16. Use your fucking imagination, everyone has bad days. You aren't special.

[–]brutusthedinglefairy[S] 2 points3 points ago

haha. Thanks man (lady?), it's nice to see redditors that aren't total assholes, especially cannibalistic ones.

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

Any time! Oh, and I'm a dude if you wanted to know. (I'm not addicted to human meat, I can stop at anytime......I just don't want to.)

[–]brutusthedinglefairy[S] 2 points3 points ago

Ya, I only say that because I think everybody assumes that all redditors are guys. I'm a chick and most of these comments have been "he this" and "he that". I'm not offended or anything. It's just funny.

[–]CannibalIowa 2 points3 points ago

I understand, sorry about the gender miscalculation there.

[–]brutusthedinglefairy[S] 2 points3 points ago

Don't worry about it. Its next to impossible to know. :)

[–]WorldwideJimmyRustla 4 points5 points ago

Don't be such a douchenozzle

[–]sfitzer -4 points-3 points ago

Where is this photo when people post . . .

Reddit, what's your go to .jpg that makes you laugh every time you see it?